I am absolutely on board for the racist parrot. his name shall be "bird kreischer".

lol roasted - embarrassing phase I went through

Just mommies today? Couldn’t click fast enough. Have a high and tight day everyone, try it out

wow it took christine less than 2 minutes to say “my tribe”. that has to be a record

The "I'm having chest pain" reenactments were a real "These pretzels are making me thirsty" moment.

I wish Tom's Spanish Podcast had subtitles for us who are not fluent in espanol. then I could learn Spanish from the master of accents himself! Bert's a homophobe

My Jean's are high, my butt hole is tingling, and I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!

Just the Mommies??? I better go get my sister down the mountain. Tell everybody I'll be back. I need backup. I'll see you later, bye. Got to save my sister, bye. This is captain Marcelle.

So when is Bert gonna do a 2 bears in all German?

I’m ready for this episode, I got post-it notes everywhere, and my iced latte... heheheHAHAHaaaaaaaaaah

Hey Tom Segura, you've been dancing your whole life, show this fool up!

Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Solo episode with non stop hilarity and ending with the best song I've heard in ages.

God, that opening clip is an instant classic. I want to see more of this man’s work!

I work in county social services. The daily grind can get rough at times, and it's critical for ppl in helping fields to find ways to recharge. This helps me recharge. I literally always find something to laugh about and appreciate from Your Mom's House Podcast, you both, and the guests you have. You add a lot of laughter to my free time, and your dialogue and perspectives on topics are insightful. I am traveling out of the country to Costa Rica. My first time traveling alone. Figuring out tools to help me brush up on conversational Spanish. And then...you release a Spanish podcast! So legit. Keep it high and tight. You are awesome.

I swear that cool guy said: “I’m lookin at Lilly’s at Eat O’Clock, Eat Fifteen “

The song is 1000% the best one they’ve ever played

dude wtf are you doing over there IM HAVING CHEST PAINS

My jeans are so high and tight I'm in Syria shooting enamgios!

We need a ymh dating site..... Its gettin harder to interact with non-mommies in the real world 💩😎

Charles should have Joe install some crown mouldin' and a ceilin' fan in his new office.

The ymh parrot should just say, “I’m having chest pains!”

When it's just two main mommies I turn into a telescope

I laughed so damn hard at the “This is a public announcement” bit. I had the same exact thought as Christina.

Award winning episode. One of the best. Especially the song at the end lol

I think coco gave you a dab tab tommy buns lmao

Christina's reactions and feelings about pot are so funny. She's such an old mommy already.

Nadav: "Gotta make sure none of the employees were gonna get it" *looks at Enny*

Closing song was absolutely amazing!!!!

Solo Ep. = Turned into a telescope

Is ‘ahhhhh get ooofffff’ available as a ringtone yet?

The first guy made me realize that I could actually show on up on YMH without even knowing about it.

OMFG i was literally just thinking to myself about the phrase " Hocking a loogie" and if people even said it any more and this podcast comes out the same day wtf. i love you guys this pod cast is my favorite!

Andrew Jackson had a parrot that swore so much, they literally had to take it outside during his funeral.

Tom Segura and Bill Burr are the only people who can get me to listen to an ad read

That Charles guy strikes me as a decent fella. He is just nervous and is a bit awkward.

The BluBlocker commercial....”hello all the people all over tv land, get your sunglasses they’re sweeping the land...”

Thank you for putting the sponsors on the screen so I know when to stop skipping ahead 10 seconds.

I like to say it like I'm from Boston, "that's wicked RETATED"

So when's the "I'm having chest pains!!" shirt coming out?

Been waiting for this as bad as Bert is to make a comeback video. Monologues and dialogues!

Love getting close and personal with my main mommies. Soo Woo would be a proud asian grandma!!!

I am 26 years old single mom of 2 boys, and my first son has had 2 open heart surgeries. I am a varsity mom plus. Love you jeans

Can’t wait to sit back, pour a glass of Robert Paul’s Champagne, and watch my favorite podcast.

18:24 Yes!! I had a The Clapper on my living room lamp, and once when I was home sick with bronchitis I kept coughing the lamp off and on.

Maybe I’m alone in this, but these solo episodes comin back are FOR SURE so nice

That outro song is so catchy. Banger

We should have a mommies only podcast monthly... it’s a different level of highness and tightness

Sue Wu! Is such a nice lady.

All i heard was, definitely take whatever Joey gives you.

*Just when I thought I was out... THEY PULL ME BACK IN!* * *has four strokes* *

ARTIE Lang's new podcast and Tommy Buns all in one day , what a wonderful world !

can we just get three hour solo episodes?

Had the babaganoosh thought before 😂

love a episode with just the 2 main mommies. let the conversation begin.

love these episodes. Gabriel Iglesias was fire too

Hey Tom segura wrap it up!

"I can pick most locks with a credit card..." "They didn't evens know we were in the house.." This commercial was the funniest shit ever. :)

If you play Bela Lugosi's Dead on repeat Christina will magically appear.

I would consider it a honor being dosed by Uncle Joey

You guys should mystery science theater 3000 more commercials. The clapper beginning with Christina "oh fuck!" had me dying

I don't know what episode , it's from the audio only days , one of my favourite ymh stories. Tom meets Joey , takes edibles, and tries to drive home to tina thinking he will be ok to drive......he proceeds to get stuck on la streets at night paranoid as hell...

Tom randomly dropping RPC into Christina's plugs was a thing of beauty.

I absolutely love Nadav

am i the only one the loves when its just tom and push? feels like the old days and its really buttering my eggroll

best part of my day

That drop is hilarious! "I hope this video doesn't scare you."

No chips in a bowl???? No cats eating kibble???? Where my OG’s at.......

We should have get together parties like the bachelorette\bachelor folks do... So we can meet other mommies and share benadryl and bloody marys. 💯🇺🇸😇

I'm so tired from getting my sister down the mountain...if only there was an online mattress company that provided free delivery, setup, and mattress removal

I need a joey episode where the mommies are on edibles

"How come parrots can talk? Why can they talk but dogs can't?"- Chritstina's deep thoughts

That whisper of saatva at the very beginning tho... Segura ASMR vids anyone?

You need to sell like one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass type of things with all the YMH drops.

The song at the very end of the podcast is incredible 😂😂

Not even 2 minutes in..."My tribe". Let the count begin

Are you home? Are you with your family? What’s the problem. - hahahahaha I fucking lost it

I did 6 shooters, 3 in the front 3 in theback

the loogies hanging off his face.... I cant... I feel you Christina

The funny thing is you can see the jump cuts in his video...Charles took the time to edit that pos. lol

The "in having chest pain" audio being doubled last episode made it better

Joey Diaz is the Dr. Manhattan of getting high. He know longer has any concept of tolerance.

that outtro music hahahaha

Was the crip walk at the end of your music video to represent the blue? Soowoo

the end, where Trish is reading her dates, is fucking hilarious.

Just remember guys and gals, Varsity Moms have nannies 🤷

My favorite end song!

I found Sue Woo in China town. She ain’t work no rec

Tom's description of overeating ganja is clean AFFF, this is why I looove this show/this dude. a THC OD is hard to verbalize and he did it perfectly, especially for someone that doesn't really even blaze.

*I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!!*

RIP the days of catching this podcast in the morning on the way to work :(

Push is way more racist than Bert

A shot every time Christine says YMH Exclusive.

I still hear “work no wreck”

My bird, Guapo, knows to use some words in context. He says “what are you doing?” During appropriate times when we’re doing something out do the norm like moving furniture or running abound the apartment all frantic. He also goes “WOOOOO!” When I give him something he likes in his food dish

Joey Diaz and Ari Shaffir are in some kind of cahoots

President Andrew Jackson had a pet parrot who had to be removed from his funeral because it was shouting expletives

No guests =high and tight!!!

Clapper wouldn't work in my bedroom. Neighbours would think our house is haunted. Lights on, lights off, music on, music off...every night for ...fi...er ten minutes. 😂😂😂

Watch, people gonna get confused and buy tickets to a Spanish show on accident and not know what's going on 🤣😬

Thankfuk for you guys. I really needed this today.