Ep. 158 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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It’s another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it is a WILD episode! Sober October is over and it’s Berty Boy’s birthday! The Bears discuss their favorite comics and throw shade at every comedian that’s slighted them, they discuss the tragic news about Takeoff from Migos, and then Tom reveals possibly the BEST birthday gift ever for Bert! The bears then discuss Diddy’s wild Halloween interaction with actor from the show Power, Michael J. Ferguson, as well as other scary dudes in hip hop.
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@MrKadzima Жыл бұрын
Bert has to trick Ari into drinking from the cup as revenge for the Molly incident.
@flowpoi5864 Жыл бұрын
Ur a genius
@coltonadcock6129 Жыл бұрын
They have to tag this comment 😅😂😂
@amsytgames Жыл бұрын
=))))))))))))))))))
@pigwheel15 Жыл бұрын
I mean it would be kind of a win for all Jews wouldn’t it?
@karolinagarcia1315 Жыл бұрын
this made my chest hurt from laughing
@ihateadverts Жыл бұрын
The ‘to complete the set i got you some Yeezys” joke went SO under the radar and is SO on point.. i love it
@gordonghaney4770 Жыл бұрын
Bro I thought everyone else missed that 😆
@alienkinkvr Жыл бұрын
It deserved more attention 100%
@richardlench381 Жыл бұрын
Tom looked so proud of that joke 😁 It was hilarious. The whole video is gold though
@Matick- Жыл бұрын
It went completely over my head 🤣
@pauladams6100 Жыл бұрын
Yea it was smooth…
@Mrlittleman217 Жыл бұрын
"you just paid for so many sawed off shotguns in a compound somewhere" had me die
@kurtallencomedy Жыл бұрын
Would love to see footage of Bert taking the tea cup to Antique Roadshow.
@c1safely1 Жыл бұрын
This but would be too fucking funny
@kurtallencomedy Жыл бұрын
@@c1safely1 especially when they say I put the value of this tea cup between 1,500 to $1,700 😂😆
@FrenchCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын
@@kurtallencomedy it's not pawn stars
@danielgrieson5322 Жыл бұрын
@@FrenchCanadianGuy 😂 well they need to make money too
@FrenchCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын
@@danielgrieson5322 XD
@bstancic743 Жыл бұрын
How did no one die laughing when tom said, “and to complete the set I got you some Yeezys..” 😂😂😂
@thirstypilgrim97 Жыл бұрын
because its a cheap joke.
@snipz113 Жыл бұрын
@@thirstypilgrim97 it probably went over your head 😂
@gregorylaine Жыл бұрын
@@thirstypilgrim97 that shit was hysterical
@LetsBeHonestImAPrat Жыл бұрын
@@thirstypilgrim97 oh jeez another Kanye stan
@MJ-jk9jg Жыл бұрын
The timing of that must have been why it seems this is a more recent ep.
@dragonsneedtobereal Жыл бұрын
transitioning from Bert giving his really touching thoughts on the murder of a young artist to having a hitler tea party is A+ content
@LimorG Жыл бұрын
From one artist who was taken before his time to another 😂
@dragonsneedtobereal Жыл бұрын
@@LimorG holy shit lol
@madness198648 Жыл бұрын
Please refer to him as Bart from now on
@XannyMaGroin Жыл бұрын
@@madness198648 You mean Brent.
@madness198648 Жыл бұрын
@@XannyMaGroin yes! I forgot the fake correct name
@SweetJohnny Жыл бұрын
When Bert cries just thinking of others, it shows that he's a real sweet dude.
@danamba7 Жыл бұрын
💯 Gets a lot of stick but seems like a genuine bloke
@PluggingEFT Жыл бұрын
@Jennifer Burkleschnauz Just because you don't care, doesn't mean others don't. It's called empathy.
@mikecleveland7042 Жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is such a main character. His gifts for Bert were STILL for his own pleasure 😆 I love it!
@roxanneboley178 Жыл бұрын
When Tom said, "and I got you a pair of Yezzy's", I died!!!
@VideoNozoki Жыл бұрын
That didn't get enough laugh in the room (but I laughed too)
@michaeloftaoism Жыл бұрын
@@VideoNozoki a couple hours later and im finally getting the joke
@Pheyora Жыл бұрын
@@VideoNozoki Nadav failed us. I was SCREAMING.
@stevefredericks4674 Жыл бұрын
Lol Yeezy make it a full set 😂
@dubsessed9790 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that was a nice add-on to the joke, and it went mostly unnoticed.
@David-ry4jq Жыл бұрын
Finally, the “Two Guys, One Cup” episode we’ve been waiting for.
@antinsanwo Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha nice
@Felipe-ou4jz Жыл бұрын
Damnit! I spit my drink 🤣🤣🤣
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
Tey didnt shit in teh cup tho like those lovely young women did
@BigDoeJ424 Жыл бұрын
Come on... Two Bears, One Cup..
@willdelarosa8238 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jasond1433 Жыл бұрын
I love the different stages of realization Bert goes through as he realized all of the implications of what hes holding.
@MrGMT1992 Жыл бұрын
We got yeezeyz to go with the set. What an underrated joke. Man I just love this show. Truly the funniest podcast there is.
@Raaandy Жыл бұрын
Tom gives Bert THE UNHOLY GRAIL lmao
@LennyC621 Жыл бұрын
This should be the pinned comment by the end of the day. Well done 🤣
@afuzzykkitten Жыл бұрын
PIN THIS COMMENT
@phildillon3630 Жыл бұрын
That comment is gold 😂😂😂
@Raaandy Жыл бұрын
@@afuzzykkitten 2 racists, 1 cup? 🤣
@YouWillFindYouInYouTube Жыл бұрын
They teasered the cup the other episode ago Tom said he had got into nazi memorabilia and he said he bought a tea cup I didn't think it was going to be for bert hahah
@pullingguard1212 Жыл бұрын
B: "Hey ari, feeling a little funny?" A: "did you drug me?" B: "Even better"
@FatTony_Football Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Жыл бұрын
@@CromulentCorpse Zyklonnn- errr I mean CEYLON TEA!
@AckzaTV Жыл бұрын
He should drug ari with hitlers cup...then ari passes out and Bert realizes he went too far lol
@mattm6484 Жыл бұрын
The Dude laughing in the back makes every joke hit harder LMAO. Happy Birthday Bert
@finchisneat Жыл бұрын
You mean the "J". That's Nadav aka Native aka Bear-Jew aka the shittiest googler on earth
@SuperSenis Жыл бұрын
He's jewish so you know it's all cool ;)
@Onegreatdayatatime Жыл бұрын
Nadav always slaps !
@boxie13 Жыл бұрын
@@SuperSenis in Texas? No way. You must be confusing Patty O’Callahan for someone else lol
@prod.bynil-oh7440 Жыл бұрын
I think its a laugh track by now
@bsf723 Жыл бұрын
40:40 Best part of the episode. "Ya know who else liked statues of himself? Yeah, the fuhrer" hahaha
@Kvvz_ 9 ай бұрын
If only he knew what just ensued 😂
@KllswtchOvrDrv Жыл бұрын
When Bert cried about Takeoff's life being cut short at 28 it really made me think... Just being alive right now is pretty fucking cool
@jst-c1372 Жыл бұрын
And many of us watching( myself included) live in a privileged first world country. Even though democracy crumbling around us, we are all just glassin' out here. Everyday is a gift. I'm working hard not to be a broke piece of shit so I can enjoy my life like T-buns and Bort.
@dakotajordan167 Жыл бұрын
Is it though?
@angelgjr1999 Жыл бұрын
It really is sad. Takeoff was far too young. So tired of the senseless violence. He didn’t deserve to die.
@finchisneat Жыл бұрын
@@jst-c1372 well good luck with that. Unless you start making 50 grand a night thats gonna be tough.
@jst-c1372 Жыл бұрын
@@dakotajordan167 yes. What's the counter argument?
@Jsmxxve Жыл бұрын
Damn Tom had an underrated “Kanye hates Jews” joke😭 “we got yeezies to go with the Tea cup set”
@FluffyMatzahBalls Жыл бұрын
Oh shit that slid by me. Hahaha
@mrpedroleal90 Жыл бұрын
That was low key fire, and nobody even thought twice
@Roger-jh9hs Жыл бұрын
Went right over my head
@dmanm85 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone else caught that yeezys quip..
@WilliamCase Жыл бұрын
Slick
@valentinvazquez965 Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the best episodes right here. Cant get enough of these two.
@John-zt8zk Жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved Bert (mostly as a casual fan tbh) but to see him tear up over takeoff and his words over that gave me not only so much respect for him but motivation in my own life/struggles. What a genuine human being
@stevenspinal5468 Жыл бұрын
Tom pretending to show emotion when Bert cried really tugged on my heart strings
@smeffbensen8045 Жыл бұрын
when is this
@stevenspinal5468 Жыл бұрын
@@smeffbensen8045 when Bert’s talking about takeoff
@zachbalko90 Жыл бұрын
That's what you call good friends
@baNNaNNaLiCiOuS Жыл бұрын
When?? 😂 he was looking around the room uncomfortably lol
@donniebrascowitz3305 Жыл бұрын
@@baNNaNNaLiCiOuS it’s cause people joke about Tom being a psycho which he is
@jaderoman187 Жыл бұрын
Bert needs to get Tom a John Wayne Gacy painting for his birthday
@morganhahn3304 Жыл бұрын
Great Bad Friends call back
@dakronikles Жыл бұрын
Looool
@frankdtank7444 Жыл бұрын
That would be the perfect response gift for Tom. It needs to happen. 👍
@mikestrickland6290 Жыл бұрын
Or something from Stalin lol
@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын
clowns are funny
@TinkDaddy234 Жыл бұрын
Idk who's laughing in the back but please never take it out. You guys get me laughing and then I hear him and just die 😂😂
@Irongiantman007 Жыл бұрын
I know one of the dudes in the background is Israeli. That's what makes it even funnier
@DopeIsotope Жыл бұрын
lol that's Nadav. His laugh is so integral to so many moments on YMH and 2 Bears.
@fatjezus4205 Жыл бұрын
Tom: “Maybe we should transition to something cheerier” Bert: “Yes, natural disasters”
@eddieclark6629 Жыл бұрын
I fucking died when he said that lmao
@SandraDee386 Жыл бұрын
Bert needs to get Tom some serial killer memorabilia 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like Dahmer’s glasses omg
@crucix1483 Жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant!
@ritchiekirkum2311 Жыл бұрын
First thing I thought
@bubz4196 Жыл бұрын
Bro this is equivalent to like 50,000 Dahker glasses
@jansenmanson9660 Жыл бұрын
Get him a John gaycey painting! I know a guy 😅
@digitalsalsas Жыл бұрын
Nightstalkers stinky teeth
@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын
Well Tom set the bar high, now Bart has to attempt to find Jefferey Dahmer's camera on the black market for Tom's birthday.
@artemmelikov5648 Жыл бұрын
Or one of Epstein girls
@ws6tex Жыл бұрын
Only thing that could top that would be getting G to go on ymh
@deadlytaco90 Жыл бұрын
I think they just sold his glasses in an auction
@TaraConti Жыл бұрын
I think Zorro Ranch is still for sale! 🤷🏻♀️😂
@funeralbell857 Жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@bpm902 Жыл бұрын
I just have to say, in the realm of "best gag gifts ever", this reaches Guinness Book of World Records level. Bravo.
@tylerlucas9875 Жыл бұрын
Greatest part of this podcast is hearing his crew laugh in the background every episode.
@robinselkirk Жыл бұрын
Bart reaching 50 is almost the Christmas miracle we needed.
@killerluuk Жыл бұрын
Would be great for this podcast if it stopped there
@zigwil153 Жыл бұрын
You gotta mouse in your pocket?
@genemounce8302 Жыл бұрын
His name is LITERALLY in the title of the video and you still got it wrong. 🤣
@macandcheeseeveryday1066 Жыл бұрын
He is emotional in his 50s
@usmc72409 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@lando13b18 Жыл бұрын
Tom throwing in the Yeezy joke was a sleeper 🤣😂
@kodyk8442 Жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard in my life at a podcast! From episode one to today, this full circle gift is the best podcast scene ever !!!
@slr9102 Жыл бұрын
This episode encapsulates everything I love about these two
@philipmccall361 Жыл бұрын
It’s so funny how Puff has connections that can get you lit up, but Tom has connections that can get you Hitler’s tea cup set.
@sethhebrink9393 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@takiso1678 Жыл бұрын
Get rid of “set” you just rhymed
@pumpkin_the_snek Жыл бұрын
@@takiso1678 that line should've been in Bert's freestyle. "sippin lean outta Hitler's tea cup"
@TrendingShortss101 Жыл бұрын
@@pumpkin_the_snek 😐
@Zillano Жыл бұрын
Fuck you gotta be on the podcast with them, thats hilarious xD
@neighborbruce Жыл бұрын
Bert is 100% gonna keep that cup and we all know it.
@georgiafarmsriding8782 Жыл бұрын
We all agree he needs to drug ari with that cup right
@Ruckus333 Жыл бұрын
And he'll tell the story. Put it next to his bust in studio Bertcast 2.0
@MrAwEsOmE145770 Жыл бұрын
I’d keep the fuckin cup 😂
@6woody559 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully he doesn't publicly keep it tho. Don't need the feds knocking on the door
@chevydavidson9220 Жыл бұрын
He's going to break it. A hundred percent...
@CHarrisonJimmy Жыл бұрын
Bert a real one for admitting he wrong about Migos. I was the same.
@daybyday6522 Жыл бұрын
I love how much Bert wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a loveable guy. 💗
@marcusjohnson269 Жыл бұрын
I'm broke AF and I loved these guys spending ridiculous money on their bday presents, I wanted to see how crazy that shit could get
@ALLTimeGamerTroll Жыл бұрын
Yea but the racecar f.eks. Was not that fun because it was like a legit gift. This statue is hilarious 🤣
@chasecardiff7741 Жыл бұрын
Same!! I don't give a shit about it being "relatable" lmao that's not why people watch
@luket7771 Жыл бұрын
I mean.. this is pretty crazy
@ETAisNOW Жыл бұрын
@@ALLTimeGamerTroll what kind of sandy little butthole downplays a race car gift
@ALLTimeGamerTroll Жыл бұрын
@@ETAisNOW i dont downplay it dummy. In saying gifts like the statue is more fun for us viewers. Ofc a race car is better lmao
@teish Жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd be envious of Tom's muscle definition...
@Dynamic0NE Жыл бұрын
That sucks for you
@Studeb Жыл бұрын
Is he on the juice? I lift more than 98% in the gym, but my biceps never got that big. :(
@St1Nk3YRh1N0 Жыл бұрын
It's insane what money and test will do...
@daviddobarganes9115 Жыл бұрын
Yeah this boy swoll
@Shweaty7 Жыл бұрын
@@Studeb we’re you a fat guy before hand ? Little bit easier to stay big when you were big. Genes jean
@majorxdf 4 ай бұрын
Bert is such a good fkn dude. I love him and Tom.
@ligairi Жыл бұрын
Best episodes so far. This is the one to submit for the podcast awards.
@oliviat.4672 Жыл бұрын
I love that a $22k nazi cup and a bronze busk is toms attempt at toning the gifts down 😂
@Latabrine Жыл бұрын
Amazing!
@Dong_Lemon Жыл бұрын
I mean I guess it could've been a $100k nazi cup 😆
@father3dollarbill Жыл бұрын
Thanks for spoiling it
@tylertalk6746 Жыл бұрын
There is no way that cup was only $22k...
@Parttimepat Жыл бұрын
@@father3dollarbill watch faster
@kyuny87 Жыл бұрын
I almost fell out of my chair laughing hard af when Tom said “Put it to your lips! Put it to your lips!” ☕️😂
@dakronikles Жыл бұрын
I WAS CRYINGGG 🤣🤣🤣
@Joelontugs Жыл бұрын
This is why I love podcast being 29 to see take offs passing and how emotional Burt got it gets me emotional you see a person for who they really are
@Zillano Жыл бұрын
To see people be so raw especially at the higher end of a celebrity scale is really refreshing. People not worrying about the giant bullshit thats behind it just telling good storys and feeling real empathy. Rare to find nowadays thanks guys
@ZachYoung626 Жыл бұрын
"to complete the set I got you some Yeezes" was such a good joke that got no reaction
@brightlightsdarkcity6989 Жыл бұрын
It was hilarious.
@brettybadbones Жыл бұрын
I didn't get it until just now when I read your comment. haha
@commaJim Жыл бұрын
Probably couldn't hear it because Bert was laughing like crazy lol
@usedconn41 Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for Bert to sell that tea cup and use the money to buy Tom’s present and watch Tom go, “so i bought this for myself” 😂
@mandihollingsworth182 Жыл бұрын
😂
@george4557 Жыл бұрын
The guy laughing his ass off in the background adds so much to the show 😂
@deadlights7502 Жыл бұрын
20:58 is ridiculously funny. The boys in the back losing their shit over Bert’s transition XD
@RyanDLoLo Жыл бұрын
I never thought watching one man give another man Hitler’s tea cup would be so funny 😂
@MichaelMassaglia Жыл бұрын
“To complete the set I got you Yeezy’s”😂😂😂😂
@nicolejaurequi8369 Жыл бұрын
I love the cuts to the booth it makes everything whole 💕
@LargoRicardo Жыл бұрын
I love that Bert transitions from the fragility of life to "these are the natural disasters that I could dominate" looool
@user-xj2sm3xd5l Жыл бұрын
59:10 the silent nodding in unison got me so good
@bigbern5016 Жыл бұрын
That was a spot on Chris Delia facial impression
@Ethan-es5pd Жыл бұрын
Has to be.... young comic that popped... and 100% that's his expression
@benmax5260 Жыл бұрын
Fuck I hate that guy!
@beany118118 Жыл бұрын
Time stamp? I came here after listening to the podcast but times are different on here and Spotify
@beany118118 Жыл бұрын
Time stamp? I came here after listening to the podcast but times are different on here and Spotify
@lilguaro Жыл бұрын
@@beany118118 21:23
@OtaconAutobahn Жыл бұрын
It’s wild how much healthier Bert looks after sober October
@claybouquet275 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing lol he looks great
@gregcurlett2054 Жыл бұрын
It's like a clone Bert and they forgot to add the shit faced mess part
@nickrandolph4213 Жыл бұрын
Def less bloated…for now…
@groomedtodie Жыл бұрын
And he can complete his thoughts. Amazing.
@tannereubanks3817 Жыл бұрын
As much shit as we all give him, bert has one of the purest hearts when it comes to compassion for others
@zeekot4064 Жыл бұрын
Does he?
@kidpresentable5523 Жыл бұрын
@@zeekot4064 yes
@andrewkramer7385 Жыл бұрын
Only when he can relate it to his own life.
@sebassg3668 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewkramer7385 that’s called being a human? Lmao I swear people like you are so out of touch, we get it, burnt crystals fat and drink many alcohol bro we got it
@trapboxmedia Жыл бұрын
Compassion and a pure heart are hilarious qualities, good point.
@PooNagoo Жыл бұрын
The ads being directly after something to do with the teacup every time could not be a coincidence 😂😅
@rossmcmurdo3541 Жыл бұрын
By far the best episode yet! Absolute gold 🤘🏻🏴
@sammieq6728 Жыл бұрын
I was so convinced that was going to be Winston Churchill’s cup 😂😂😂
@raisingradicals5564 Жыл бұрын
It should have been lol I feel like anyone who follows Bert closely knows how undercover upset he was by that tea set lol.
@handsinknead77 Жыл бұрын
I had that same thought. The Nazi memorabilia is way more WOW for YMH.
@xCLIPxGODx Жыл бұрын
Same. Lol
@kilenem780 Жыл бұрын
Giving berd hitlers tea cup is the funniest thing iv ever witnessed
@ViruzFitia Жыл бұрын
It had me fucking dying man. I started laughing as soon as Tom said black market (I was thinking, "no way it's Hitler's") and just got harder when he confirmed it was, in fact, Hitler's.
@MJ-jk9jg Жыл бұрын
Lmao, I knew it would be silly but he got it with the complete ownership records and shit 😭
@patoreilly5742 Жыл бұрын
The fact that tom spent $22,000 on a bit makes it that much better
@RyanDLoLo Жыл бұрын
😂😂 I can’t stop laughing about it
@SPracing48 Жыл бұрын
the team laughing in the background makes it 40 times better
@jebediahbrownmit Жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes in a long time. Well done boys!
@georgecotsirilos7477 Жыл бұрын
Bert's real emotion hit me so hard. As much as I love the funny, I love this, too.
@danabohasky4483 Жыл бұрын
Bert was getting so deep, gets chocked up and cries. Has a really emotional moment. Then Tom says “I end up going black market on this gift..” and it’s all over. The truest 2 Bears 1 Cave segment EVER!
@crazyperson1950 Жыл бұрын
Read this comment as soon as he said that 🤣
@Cmpoopsingvsmouth Жыл бұрын
Your regard is showing when you actually think it’s genuine and that Barn cares about anyone other than himself
@roachfield84 Жыл бұрын
AMAZING EPISODE! I loved Berts bday gifts, perfect!
@LimorG Жыл бұрын
Bertrand crying over takeoff is the character arc I needed to better tolerate his whole deal
@themonopolyguy4365 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when Bart was crying laughing saying “I’m supposed to destroy it.”
@winterassassin22 Жыл бұрын
And Tom's like please don't it was expensive
@CregggFerguson Жыл бұрын
HIS NAME IS BERT
@jayth3kid641 Жыл бұрын
@@CregggFerguson Brent*
@augistineaquinas3325 Жыл бұрын
@@CregggFerguson *burka krishna
@theartofknob Жыл бұрын
@@CregggFerguson Burnt Chrysler
@trevordwyer9981 Жыл бұрын
Definitely a all time top five episode
@ilianaperez2825 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never actually watched. But I’ve listened for a looooong time. Watching is so much better. I love these dudes
@Genocide4all Жыл бұрын
I cant wait for him to give Ari a drink with out saying anything
@LocumRex Жыл бұрын
You win best prank ever. 😂😂
@MichaelLaFrance1 Жыл бұрын
He could spike it with molly while he's at it, but Ari would enjoy that too much.
@hypno5690 Жыл бұрын
Payback for the molly 100%
@Wogunder66 Жыл бұрын
@@hypno5690 Maybe this is the catalyst for LeeAnn finally forgiving him.
@virgilbarnes7663 Жыл бұрын
Omg, I'm dead, oh fk this is insane. I imagine Ari laughing afterwards.
@brittanymanne6443 Жыл бұрын
Bert getting emotional over take off not being able to experience things from 28 to 50 got me.. really makes me look forward to my life and grateful for each day I am alive. Thanks Bert for that eye opener... my life has so much to see.
@Rafungilo Жыл бұрын
Same
@brianoconnell7266 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought back to being 28 and what's happened the last 17 years and that hit me. Bert's Dad sometimes gives me the advice I never got growing up without one.
@SeanHts15 Жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one have that realization..goes to show that no matter how old you are there's still so much to experience
@MichaelWutsch Жыл бұрын
Dude has done whatever he wants since college, not sure what he's trying to say here. Maybe he means that he missed his kids' entire childhoods but who knows
@SeanHts15 Жыл бұрын
@@MichaelWutsch I think that's part of the reason he got so emotional bub...it's easy to take a life for granted when it can be taken away in the blink of an eye
@rsturborolphy6760 Жыл бұрын
the laughing behind the camera makes these podcasts 😂😂😂
@paulbordelon4489 Жыл бұрын
You guys are absolutely hilarious together and with Joe Rogan, loved this pod and love you guys
@brandyntherwanger5731 Жыл бұрын
I think sober October has saved Bert's life year after year
@mr.goldfish7473 Жыл бұрын
career too
@cityslicker6118 Жыл бұрын
If you think he's actually 100% sober your an idiot. He's an addict. There's a major difference between a addict and a normal person. Source? "Trust me bro"
@Ottophil Жыл бұрын
@@mr.goldfish7473 the dudes selling out arenas and you think hes doing as poor as shane gillis ? Haha
@MichaelWutsch Жыл бұрын
No way he was actually sober this time
@thecapricorn11 Жыл бұрын
the damage is done 🪦
@ChloeKruger1 Жыл бұрын
This is why I love Bert so much. He is so genuine and that little speech was so touching🥹
@imjustapancake3188 Жыл бұрын
This!! I hate that people get annoyed by him. Sure he talks a LOT, and over people a lot, but he’s such a genuinely kind soul
@jotaele.44 Жыл бұрын
I felt that shit too. My best friend died at 25; my heart legit skipped a beat when he said “he won’t live the rest of the things he was on his way to experience” (paraphrased). Funniest thing is…we used to call him “the Bert Kreischer of our friend group” for VARIOUS similarities between their personalities (he was an alcoholic for starters but that just scratches the surface)
@vincenthucknall7175 Жыл бұрын
He bothers me so much, but it's moments like these that make me feel humbled in my judgment of him. He really is the definition of "he means well". He's really a good guy
@raidenxp3507 Жыл бұрын
Genuine? He got emotional because that person wouldn't be able to see or do the things BERT did, you know how self-centered that is
@raisingradicals5564 Жыл бұрын
@@vincenthucknall7175 Its so interesting how their audience seems split into Tom People and Bert People. I'm a Bert person and don't understand how anyone would be bothered by him 😂 I love Tom too, but I relate more to Bert! And I'm a 34 year old homemaker hahaha
@flyingpanic7 Жыл бұрын
22:15 the cup that everyone is here for
@ToughLuckHaze Жыл бұрын
Bert: feels any amount of empathy at all Also Bert: WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGG
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
he's so used to only thinking about himself, thinking about anyone else is an emotional overload
@jesserico Жыл бұрын
I just turned 29 and I feel so stuck and lost. I appreciate Bert being real in this episode. It helped me this morning. Happy Birthday Bert!
@Aussiematee Жыл бұрын
Same boat, same age. We got this mate
@jakesharp5510 Жыл бұрын
Aye it'll be good y'all keep pushin and invest in yourselves. Beat that loser inside you.
@elierichard6206 Жыл бұрын
I'm 27 shit sucks bro lol
@daviddobarganes9115 Жыл бұрын
Well the world is kind of shit right now, but just don't sensationalize it. The world has been shit before. We have been through hard stuff before.
@imjustapancake3188 Жыл бұрын
Same here and I’m 21, we got this
@mikeisthelunawolf Жыл бұрын
This episode just gets better and better by the minute!
@jdnaron2759 Жыл бұрын
This was HILARIOUS
@buttersstotch4956 Жыл бұрын
I’m upset we didn’t get to hear about what natural disasters Brent could survive lmao
@brockm2754 Жыл бұрын
Especially because he’s scared of lightning and thunder
@xaikken Жыл бұрын
Tornado might not be a threat for him
@Drizzle8481 Жыл бұрын
The less he talks the better
@buttersstotch4956 Жыл бұрын
@@Drizzle8481 true but it’s also fun to watch Tom guide him down a path of saying dumb shit😂
@tnworkinger Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@404mph Жыл бұрын
Historic 2 bears moment when Bert was actual right about something when Tom said Offset died. 2 bears world premiere 🎉
@HisHowliness Жыл бұрын
Cats eating kibble....chips in a bowl
@nicholasdeville3870 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been a fan of you guys from day one of seeing you guys as stand-up comedians.
@jacobs.7205 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Tom is looking good. Thanks for the inspiration to try and get myself on track guys.
@rustyshackleford5511 Жыл бұрын
I need a full episode of Todd and Bret spilling the tea
@michaelg-l8786 Жыл бұрын
Bert is a great man we can see that everytime he gets emotional when they are talking about something that touch him and his emotions! We love you Bert ❤ #RIPTakeoff
@tannernelson7439 Жыл бұрын
Great present ideas keep it rolling !
@jadecones7351 Жыл бұрын
Crying laughing at the birthday present 😂😂
@bennyboy3624 Жыл бұрын
Imagine two middle aged men make Mondays my favorite day of the week. And all they talk about is other dudes and birthday gifts.
@candycouldntbesosweet Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better 🎯
@Niekomojo Жыл бұрын
Kill Tony is in later tonight too
@RassGurmy92 Жыл бұрын
Bert's become unfunny and unwatchable. Idk wtf y'all are smoking. This should just be the Tom show now.
@bennyboy3624 Жыл бұрын
@@Niekomojo is this heaven?
@candycouldntbesosweet Жыл бұрын
@@Niekomojo OH SHIT I FORGOT LETS GO
@leighzimmer6949 Жыл бұрын
Love when Tom calls people poor 😂😂
@looksee8192 Жыл бұрын
Great way to keep fans around ill never go see him cause of this lol. I'll take all the free content tho
@Chipsandsalsa183 Жыл бұрын
@@looksee8192 wut? Cause of jokes? Thats a you problem.
@bottomtext2829 Жыл бұрын
@@looksee8192 lmao stay mad stay poor
@looksee8192 Жыл бұрын
@@bottomtext2829 I will (:
@looksee8192 Жыл бұрын
@UCDalvorpnlAVLTfQn-C3Opw its actually a couch
@Vindicta3127 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao as soon as the video started with that statement I knew it was going to be a good one 😂🤦🏾♂️
@ulian09 Жыл бұрын
Tom just refused to let go of the diddy thing lmao
@The_Fuse_Maestro11 Жыл бұрын
24:22 that’s without a doubt the funniest birthday present I have ever seen someone gift to. And the fact that Tom had to get it thru the black market is bananas
@shadowdancer282 Жыл бұрын
I hear ya Bert! We all get emotional about things dear and sincere to us as individual. Much love to you and Tom!
@travisking3403 Жыл бұрын
Bert you are awesome, it warmed my soul to see you have a heart! That made me a life time fan because you are a real guy!
@DigitalDuelist Жыл бұрын
What an honor it would be to among the few who get to call Bert a friend. Some people are like lightbulbs in a void, they shine and bring us laughter and joy to distract us from the darkness. Cherish them.
@DavisD814 Жыл бұрын
Bart gets a lot of shit online and I feel like there’s a thin line between jokes and actual hatred. I feel like Brent gets a lot of unnecessary hate but he’s as genuine as they come. For a celebrity, he is one of the most authentic. He really loves his friends and cherishes them. Anyone would be lucky to have a Brad in their life.
@adippinghippo Жыл бұрын
"To complete the set I got you some yeezy's" oohmygod 🤣 that went under the radar but was hilarious
@Maddehl 2 ай бұрын
“Put it to your lips, put it to your lips 😬” I’m dying
@hawaiilacrosse44 Жыл бұрын
Bert really has moments that make me feel more then any other comedian. I’m a skeptical person and he just seems the most genuine
@binks7831 Жыл бұрын
Bert's present was the hardest I have laughed in a good minute. 😂😂😂😂
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