Your Mom's House Podcast w/Chris Distefano - Ep.650
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Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to.
Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his KZfaq and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed!
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@gracegood1356 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets me more motivated at 9:00AM on a Wednesday morning than Tom yelling at me, "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FUCKING POOR," to my goddamn face
@rickymassey 2 жыл бұрын
It's thirtydaydark
@BaconNMegs 2 жыл бұрын
Lol oh my god you’re so right 😂
@rickymassey 2 жыл бұрын
@@BaconNMegs no your write ✍️
@gwildordipkin6504 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Tom breaking the fourth wall made me uncomfortable. Crosses bum fingers for UBI.
@rickymassey 2 жыл бұрын
@@gwildordipkin6504 ubiquitous
@MrMurphy48 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s a whole black family, and he’s not scared of them!” 😂😂😂😂
@rd3095 2 жыл бұрын
"They're kind people"
@HalinazDziecmi 2 жыл бұрын
"Can you see the Wilsons?"
@thetalker221 2 жыл бұрын
Not to bring seriousness to such a funny story but I would recommend that his father go to a geriatric doctor for routine checkups just cause this is a common warning sign of a specific Dementia, it doesn’t necessarily have to mean he is impaired as one would think that of a person with Dementia, it’s specifically called Lewy Body Dementia. However like Chris mentioned it could really be from the medication but it never hurts to get your elders checked to keep them safe and with a good quality of life
@finn4435 Жыл бұрын
@@thetalker221 the Black family is a specific and known symptom?
@yew2oob954 Жыл бұрын
It's at 1:02:45 for anyone looking.
@michaeltonikov 2 жыл бұрын
Chris D: "I'm willing to kill Tom to promote my special" Big Daddy G Brooks: I LIKE THAT. Let the conversation begin!
@notagiantseaslug5523 Жыл бұрын
Man I love it when Tina repeatedly asks Tom if he is listening to her.
@unclejudymusic 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Nadav looks great! He’s really starting to get that 40s European look.
@giantturd5157 2 жыл бұрын
He looks exactly the same lmao
@DelightfulDissident 2 жыл бұрын
@@giantturd5157 Are you eyes broken like Josh Potter? Nadav looks notably thinner, his spine is straighter, and his shoulders aren't rounded anymore. Dude is working hard!!
@Goldenbaba430 2 жыл бұрын
Stiff Stefano even tried to Grindr him up, he must be doing something right.
@martinodman4068 2 жыл бұрын
@@DelightfulDissident He still looks like a 9-year old freshly squeezed into his Sunday best
@warrencr86 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 40's European look
@nohacks8483 2 жыл бұрын
I would watch hours of Tom talking to Christina about railing his exes and one night stands. Please do much more.
@phillipoliverholtz9226 2 жыл бұрын
I'd pay premium for a 5min only fans of them discussing it mid sesh
@thecapricorn11 2 жыл бұрын
@@jayjones8493 i don’t think she gives a shit
@bendempster86 2 жыл бұрын
there literally is hours of this
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
It's a bit and not really funny
@michaelcole8999 2 жыл бұрын
I would like an eternity mirror level reaction video of that compilation viewed and reacted to by Christina watching watching Christina watching Christina watching Christina watching Christina
@Richard-sm6nu 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm willing to kill Tom to get my patreon numbers to go up." Thats an attitude I can respect. I am going to go watch Chris's special now.
@MrJesusdoesntsave 2 жыл бұрын
I love how their idea of being broke is buying all their food from Trader Joes
@sophia17853 2 жыл бұрын
Thought the same 🤣 love her
@hayley_g 2 жыл бұрын
@@ericbwertz they bought burritos from trader joe's. what was hard to understand? poor people don't shop at trader joe's.
@vicenteflores8482 2 жыл бұрын
@@hayley_g I stand with Ukraine
@andye2427 2 жыл бұрын
Traders joe*
@APAL880 2 жыл бұрын
@@vicenteflores8482 I like Russia and the Russians in Ukraine who've been getting persecuted and killed for 8 years.
@1997HTAA 2 жыл бұрын
Tom opening up the Chrissy segment with “hey babe” was gold
@brando847 2 жыл бұрын
You know it’s gonna be a great episode when Chris D is the guest
@Eric-ro8bw 2 жыл бұрын
You said it, homie!
@kip7371 2 жыл бұрын
NEVER!
@jellojoe00 2 жыл бұрын
Chris D sucks. Not really funny.
@chrishinman8791 2 жыл бұрын
Why so he can talk about his Puerto Rican girlfriend? ???
@funnydonor9484 2 жыл бұрын
You know you’re a boring unfunny podcast when Distefano is your savior 😂 now THAT is funny
@sirnicholas6626 2 жыл бұрын
Chris is such a funny and cool dude. Love to see him doing good.
@antoniomontana7856 2 жыл бұрын
Hope things are going well for you Nicky
@mezcal_papi 2 жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my drink from laughter “this is the LA Nadiv” 🤣
@laurenclark1304 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D on YMH is the best! Tom is always so genuinely happy and honestly giddy - you can really tell the mommies really enjoy being around Chrissy and it is always so fun to watch! 👖❤️
@christopherldavid 2 жыл бұрын
I love Chrissy Closets!
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
“Truthfully, are you gay?” “I’m not. I’m Jewish” Hahahahah my god I just hurt myself from laughing so hard
@someguy8578 2 жыл бұрын
And his idea to have someone do a Heavy Segment Live …… ya KNOW that got Tommy’s mind working on how to make that happen!
@jzam469 2 жыл бұрын
These two have the same jeans for sure
@KP-ol3tc 2 жыл бұрын
How can I say that Brent needs to be traded out for Chrissy without sounding rude...?🧐
@Im_aMUSEd 2 жыл бұрын
"You're never fatter than Bert" needs to be a shirt
@Just0wnedEsport 2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a law of physics
@AG-jh6wd 2 жыл бұрын
Sold only in XXL
@FredrickFreaker 2 жыл бұрын
The only things in life that are guaranteed are death, taxes and never being fatter than Bert
@mon0theist_tv 2 жыл бұрын
@@Just0wnedEsport Pazitsky's Law of Perpetual Mass
@GabeStrenke Жыл бұрын
I don't know how Chris can just watch the heavy clips and just analyzes them like any other clip lol. He's one of my favorite guests.
@Emihim3 2 жыл бұрын
The face Christina made when Tom was talking about the cheerleader lmaoZ
@RetrospectWindow 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy’s such a pod pro, he immediately kept the show going where the booth boys would normally cut for Timmy Piss Pots
@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын
piss spots *
@nealallsup1834 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav keeps me going. I’m not kidding
@Javiv93 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, J-Dog looks great and it's good to see his progress starting to show. Keep it up Paddy!!!
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
‘I’m not gay, I’m Jewish’ Why does this make so much sense? 😂
@bryannelson8852 2 жыл бұрын
He absolutely does! It's hella motivating to watch his progress and dedication to living healthier
@drew72493 2 жыл бұрын
Berts is probably so butt hurt if he started the same time as he said he would
@MrSpeedyAce 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking love Nadav and his new confidence! #BertIsFat
@chriswilson3698 2 жыл бұрын
Good work J dawg
@efraindario3059 2 жыл бұрын
1:32:32 That was Angela White...Great choose Tom 😁😆😅🤣😂
@willvr4 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy is so much smarter than he acts. He's mentioned he deals with really bad anxiety and his eating habits are shit, I bet he's completely different when the cameras aren't on. But either way you know he's a good guy. Can't wait to see him live.
@Dragonpixilll. Жыл бұрын
I knew a guy exactly like this in college, he acted soooo differently then what you would expect someone in the deans list to be like. He was a big goober, like a grown ass child but he was soo smart. I talked him into being my study partner bc he had the big brain lol he just liked to be silly
@codycrossman Жыл бұрын
@@Dragonpixilll. Should have got him to teach you the difference between 'then' and 'than.' Seriously, you went to college and can't pull that 4th grade lesson off?
@Dragonpixilll. Жыл бұрын
@@codycrossman I got it the same place you got your degree lmao! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe you kind find the definition of the word typo in your “geniuses bc we say so” dictionary. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
@jaybabexox 2 жыл бұрын
Also, mommy and daddy were really vibing today. Makin’ eyes and Tom was all smiles… someone got milked. 😂😭😂
@justinharber 2 жыл бұрын
there are no daddy’s here. moms only.
@laurenclark1304 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav - In all honesty, you are really looking great! Keep up the hard work, it’s 100% paying off and the mommies are proud of you! We want you around for a long time so keep it going!!! ❤️👖
@seamusthedawg2456 2 жыл бұрын
that shirt was looking a little baggy on the Red J there....
@jaybabexox 2 жыл бұрын
He’s looking so good!!! The hard work shows!
@fraserdazed3668 2 жыл бұрын
New challenge! Nadav and Enny have a physical face off. Lifting, foot race, blood work comparison, Vo2 max and a physical by Dr Pinskey. Cash prize, and loser has to run a half marathon with Bert. I'd bet Nadav is probably already ahead on the lifting and Vo2. And i know Ah-hundred percent that Bert would back me on this pitch.
@pastorofmuppets22 2 жыл бұрын
At least he end of the day,he's still "a mouth breathing jew" in his words.No getting around that🤣
@Dopestsoldier01 2 жыл бұрын
Chris is one of my favorite guests on this show. He's always a good time.
@chrismagovern 2 жыл бұрын
31:22 Hold on, Tod doesn't know Christine's material in her Netflix special?
@will_boner17 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice how during the intro, Enny and Nadav's heads were bobbing perfectly opposite of one another? It was so gratifying.
@MaxR52 2 жыл бұрын
It’s cause Enny wants to be a DJ and DJs bob their head up instead of down 🤠
@jaredschuster3010 2 жыл бұрын
@@MaxR52 DJ Hot sauce....is the best
@stoneg.barrow9991 2 жыл бұрын
*I Am No Man!!!*
@_brockj 2 жыл бұрын
Who else is pumped to hear Tim and Christine talk about the Oscar’s slap in November??
@nathandougherty2938 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha in november.. funny coz of how true it is.. josh potter has taked obout it in real time on his pod
@Im_aMUSEd 2 жыл бұрын
I love YMH and will be a mommy for life, but I agree these pre-recorded episodes are getting a bit out of hand. One of the best sources for podcast topics is current events and prerecorded episodes take that away. With how much T-Bunnz is touring rn though if they didn't pre record them in bulk we would get much less YMH
@brandiroyer4770 2 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T WAIT
@clipsedrag13 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandiroyer4770 Bert can't wait to tell us about how he met Will Smith at a party one time
@dianapevtsov 2 жыл бұрын
@@clipsedrag13 Hahaha! "And get this! I thought they he and his crew were gonna f*** me in the a**! Which is the most hilarious thing a man can do to a man! 'Cause gay!"
@ppayne69 2 жыл бұрын
“Nadavs not gay?” “no, i’m jewish” “that’s what it is” 😂😂😂
@Derek_Keenan 2 жыл бұрын
the hostage situation is easily the best hypothetical that they've come up with yet
@Henofmayhem 2 жыл бұрын
The segura household is the real America. Husband snores, the wife knows her place is downstairs on the couch. I like that
@oscara9852 2 жыл бұрын
Unprompted
@n1k0n_ 2 жыл бұрын
Disappointed she didn't sleep in the kitchen.
@bfunderb5899 2 жыл бұрын
I really like that
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
@@oscara9852 TWO COFFEES
@Laezel_Karlach_Jaheira_Lover 2 жыл бұрын
And no farting.
@oscarcaceres666 2 жыл бұрын
I was at work today talking about someone I supervise and said" yeah, he's not following proto" and had to stop myself from laughing in front of my boss lmao
@joshnorthcutt88 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta get it goin bud
@jaylectricity5150 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Distefano is one of the funniest people I just learned about in the last year or so, thanks to Cheeto Santino. He can go with absolutely any joke. Can't wait to watch his special to see what he does on stage.
@stickywickedy 2 жыл бұрын
Have you checked out the History Hyenas podcast with Yannis Pappas and Chris D yet? It's one of the funniest podcasts of all time. Sadly they stopped doing it a while ago but you can still listen to the old episodes.
@jaylectricity5150 2 жыл бұрын
@@stickywickedy No, but I just looked it up and the descriptions convinced me to download a bunch of episodes. Thanks!
@stickywickedy 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaylectricity5150 No prob, you're gonna love it.
@nintalespaw 2 жыл бұрын
I love how roasting people's teeth is just a weekly thing now lol. So many cool guys.
@menacemanee 2 жыл бұрын
You know it’s gonna be a good episode when Chrissy shows up with full blown covid
@ZBirDEveryday 2 жыл бұрын
Someone at this progressive bar called me a homophobe the other day. I told him I’m not gay but I’m a huge fan of Chris Distefano
@alexlongoria294 2 жыл бұрын
Lol fgtrtd
@SergioTupacUzurin 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched for a few episodes and was legit startled by Nadav's change in appearance. Wow what an inspiration.
@dirtlyn2117 2 жыл бұрын
The chaos with the mommies?! What a beautiful thing!
@hlumelomrali4081 2 жыл бұрын
1:18:53 "Black coffee with a black dick in it." It's April and we've already found our quote of the year.
@Jimmy_Watt 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard as fuck. Fuck the wokies, and I'll have a black coffee please.
@Hueydip 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing time stamp, thanks! Clicked it like 25 times.
@mistano1 2 жыл бұрын
With the perfect smile, fat shaming berth, and Christine asking Tim if he's listening, I feel like we're back on episodes from 2017
@georgepearce4779 2 жыл бұрын
In a good way?
@jordanwood183 2 жыл бұрын
4:04 I worked at “Trader’s Joe” stores in LA, San Diego, Atlanta. I get a kick out of hearing Tim & Kristen talking about the food they enjoyed.
@tonysloan2535 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been a fan of Chris since the history hyenas days and it’s so nice to seem him get big and famous
@Derek_Keenan 2 жыл бұрын
i've been a fan since his 9/11 story
@DelBoch1654 2 жыл бұрын
Tim- “I absolutely HAMMERED this chick…” hahahahaha
@v.k.levigne 2 жыл бұрын
Chris is so much fun. I like to think of an alternate universe where his dad is Uncle Joey
@Tonynotsoprano 9 ай бұрын
I cant stress enough that we need this as a movie 😂 Idc if its 45 min we need it
@stephaniemcdowell1010 2 жыл бұрын
I always love when Chris Distefano is in the house!
@leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 2 жыл бұрын
nothing makes TOMMYBUNZ light up like when he gets to tell his wife about the garbagebags he got to plow b4. I find that very endearing
@mikeyRavens52 2 жыл бұрын
The way he kept saying "Trader's Joe" instead of Trader Joe's was making me think I was the crazy one
@blainebickle1178 2 жыл бұрын
Christina's eastern European-ness is rubbing off on him
@kathleenchapman3890 2 жыл бұрын
I know....no underwear at night...."you have to let the pussy breathe!...
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
Them thinking Trader Joe’s is for poor people will never cease to amaze me. Try WinCo or Grocery Outlet if you’re poor
@blainebickle1178 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarnold1789 Winco is amazing and life would be much harder without it
@TopRawMen 2 жыл бұрын
IKR.
@gcantstop 2 жыл бұрын
The new studio has some serious "settled out of court" vibes.
@mrtictok09 2 жыл бұрын
You can see Tim becoming a child when chrissyD shows up, just the glow on his face it's great :)
@andyacosta9847 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo the cheerleader bit is amazing 😭
@codyyoumans9091 2 жыл бұрын
I’m just here for the algorithm and to say that I wish Chrissy could have a residency at the YMH studio. He is literally always on point. And Nadav looks great.
@moonsovermyhamii 2 жыл бұрын
just got done stressing my ass off applying to jobs and started watching the pod when tom started yelling "you're a bum, this is why you're poor" 😭cmon man
@tadah21 2 жыл бұрын
You landed the job its a matter of time relax enjoy pod early congratulations
@AmandaBurns14 2 жыл бұрын
Did you follow proto and ask, " How do you get a job here, Fu*kface?" Good luck on the job hunt!
@Jimmy_Watt 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoy this comedy for what it is, and let the NFT crew fuck right off. It's an hour of entertainment and nothing more. They aren't your friends, and even when they profess their love for their fans, appreciate that Tina finds it amazing that some people mow their own lawns. Cheers buddy.
@chrisrodriguez6539 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jimmy_Watt Someone is poor
@dvdcook1 Жыл бұрын
Love it when you can hear the laughter of the audio crew / behind the scenes crew xD
@irongoatgaming9966 2 жыл бұрын
Such a great ep.! Ive been floundering but this is a true return to YMH.
@MichaelDavis-in8pv 2 жыл бұрын
I was literally yelling at the wall because I'm so poor an hour before I watched this. Thanks Tom I'll go video game myself now
@ViewedOak 2 жыл бұрын
As much as I get it’s a comedy podcast, the frequency of the “fuck the/you poors” bit is a bit much from NFTom and NFTina (to their credit I guess they dropped that shit)
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
@@ViewedOak typical upset poor response
@ViewedOak 2 жыл бұрын
@@ext93 bro what’d you have to edit you wrote four words lmao
@aa-rondavis2914 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry man, Tom and Christine will be nobodies again in 5-10 years and their kids will resent them for being shitty parents who let their kids just be actual insane demons in public. Touch my camera through the fence you out of touch comedians (whose podcast has sharply dropped downhill)
@DrinkToTheMighty 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny when they lament about their "poverty" yet they still made good money and could afford luxury brands like Trader Joe.
@PaNDaSNiP3R 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite joke from him was about whenever his dad called him by his girl name he knew shit was serious 😂
@AmandaBurns14 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D's stand up on 9/11, and he's semi drunk is one of the best
@ryanvandenhul802 2 жыл бұрын
I literally love Chrissy chaos. Mommies would love his podcast
@WindiaInkin 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Tom keeps calling that store they shopped at in the beginning of the pod “Traders Joe..” haha
@BaronBacon 2 жыл бұрын
Hung over Christina to Tim several times: "...are you listening to me?"
@michaeloftaoism 2 жыл бұрын
My friend's girlfriend does that to me all the time. It drives me nuts.
@EffingtonCouldBe 2 жыл бұрын
4:20 - I think you mean " Saka Soufflé" - Larry King style... 😁
@Godryck 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Chaos coming in throwing FIRE! Knew he would be great
@solodolo6044 6 ай бұрын
“SUPER HUNGOVER” 2 glasses of wine lol
@user-ue1ih8jv8m 2 жыл бұрын
Loved you gave Chrissy Chaos his props on the PMS. Glad he’s back keeping it high and tight
@Jagrok13 2 жыл бұрын
Another Mommy that watches the Quadfather? Hell yeah, keep it high n tight paizon
@kelsiepierce8213 2 жыл бұрын
This is huge for chrissy and the whole chaos family. so proud 🥺❤️
@saar144 2 жыл бұрын
I have been a CD fan since the beginning of the HH podcast, one of the best podcasts ever!
@zedekai9456 2 жыл бұрын
Me getting yelled at at the start made me laugh the hardest I have in months
@The1uan 2 жыл бұрын
This show is my happiest moment during the week. Even in the starting seconds of the show I got a big smile
@SteroidsR4Championss 2 жыл бұрын
Your life sounds the best
@AmandaBurns14 2 жыл бұрын
Same, I just wanna laugh and the Mommies make my day, even better when it's a great guest
@alansamples325 2 жыл бұрын
Chrisy D is amazing... Always brings the best to any podcast.
@Aldizzo 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for shouting out Seattle !
@Jhc573 2 жыл бұрын
Love these three together!!!!
@MisterFintastic 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly so proud of Nadav. Happy for the guy - keep killing it
@iKaresaboutNASCAR 2 жыл бұрын
Mannnnnnn, I get to see Segura live tonight. I've never been so excited. And a ymh episode on the same day. LFGGGGGG
@matthewfortier4892 2 жыл бұрын
I saw him in Maine a few weeks ago. He was on point as always!
@KCNicole 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going Sunday!
@iKaresaboutNASCAR 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewfortier4892 it's my first time seeing him. You have me even more excited lol
@iKaresaboutNASCAR 2 жыл бұрын
@@KCNicole Have a wonderful time! 😀
@CasualWarriorGhost 2 жыл бұрын
I saw him on Thursday in NYC. I wanted to laugh and I did. Let's fucking gooooo!!
@lomane5327 2 жыл бұрын
Warts are just speedbumps
@aaronnuffer4220 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about chris is how hard he makes Tom laugh
@Rattys 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Enny is sporting the Hot Ones shirt. Hot sauce is the best.
@clipsedrag13 2 жыл бұрын
Louisiana to my grave 👊
@giantnamekiandende8988 2 жыл бұрын
I never listened to this podcast before, I'm used to listening to Bart interrupt Segura for an hour. This is a pleasant change
@jefferyreagan7620 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome home Jeans
@giantnamekiandende8988 2 жыл бұрын
Haaaaa
@jenniferdennis6465 2 жыл бұрын
@@jefferyreagan7620🙌
@clevermissfox 2 жыл бұрын
This is much more fun than 2b lately. Always loved YMH classic and now into honeydew, wmma, and after dark as well. The mommies def keep it high and tight. Barth is as low and loose as you can get these days , it’s unfortunate, he’s a sweetie but he needs some medical intervention with all those thoughts and words zooming around his brain and out his mouth, never listening just looking for the point where he can interject and make it about him. Tommy bunz is always getting cut off when I wanna hear what he has to say. Barth needs something to calm those thoughts or something, whether it’s ocd, anxiety, narcissistic personality disorder, etc he needs something...
@stickywickedy 2 жыл бұрын
Big fan of Segura but i can't bring myself to listen to 2B. I don't get how Tom can restrain himself from killing the annoying, narcissistic and unfunny "comedian" called Burnt Chrysler, since we're all well aware of Tom's murderous tendencies. 😅
@rachelduplantis3141 2 жыл бұрын
I love talking strategy for this 4th floor. I just got off the phone with my mom and she and I agreed best way to go about the 4th floor is to do it in stride. Go up, take on a few at a time, see what they need to finish and TAKE NOTES. Then go back a final time with your notes and get the job done.
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy: You better have face shields 😃 WHAT A BANGER 🤣
@youhopeirot 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is so funny it feels like he's doing bits when he's just talking. He's the white Joey Diaz
@codycrossman 2 жыл бұрын
You're right, they're equally funny...which is not at all. Both are just cringe worthy.
@thestraydog 2 жыл бұрын
@@codycrossman I should probably watch one of your specials instead eh? Foh with that shit.
@MFJoneser 2 жыл бұрын
@@codycrossman shush and bye
@donilexington4600 2 жыл бұрын
@@codycrossman I still don't understand how people understand Diaz. The dudes voice sounds like a truck engine with 250k miles on it. Not even audible and yet he's everywhere. No idea why 🤷♂️
@Danispooks89 2 жыл бұрын
@@codycrossman whoa slow down edgelord
@uponeldritchshores 2 жыл бұрын
When Burt’s name is said, the Simulation struggles to not produce a Mandela Effect because he is both forgettable and unforgettable in equal measure.
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
Who?
@EvanSaltare 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarnold1789 Brent Kershaw
@MarlowWhere 2 жыл бұрын
He just is
@JawshMann 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarnold1789 Bart Crystals
@TFBx 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarnold1789 Burnt Chrysler
@saytonjaytonlayton 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me smile that you guys live tjs, I work there and this made my day! Thank you for always being awesome and funny. Face down ass up my dudes
@K1ng0fTheN0rth__ 2 жыл бұрын
What an episode Chrissy Chaos is so funny, one of my favourite comedians !!!!
@roguewarrior6463 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Chris is there, he brings so much energy to the show.
@seamusthedawg2456 2 жыл бұрын
notice how when Tim got up to make yellow, the energy barely shifted. Iwas half hoping Tina would also get up and leave and Chrissy just keeps going to the booth boys until they all one by one leave... boom Chrissy has a solo episode of YMH
@joelhahn1020 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Wednesday everybody. The weekend is so close to being here. I'm excited, how about you? It is raining cats and dogs where I live right now. Let's hope the weather clears up by Friday. I'm heading to the gym soon to get a workout in. I hope everyone out there is exercising and getting fit for Summer. Big shout-out to Chris in Austin. I think you're still smart. Remember, hot sauce is the best.
@AFatOcelot 2 жыл бұрын
Just finished my 5am workout, at work at the office now, bout to throw an earphone in and listen :D
@ExistentialBordem 2 жыл бұрын
Real cool guy
@12XxXHandlesAreStupidXxX123 2 жыл бұрын
Just finished my 2nd morning movement. Starting my work computer for the day and throwing this on my phone 👌
@joelhahn1020 2 жыл бұрын
@@ExistentialBordem 🎸
@DelightfulDissident 2 жыл бұрын
😁 Definitely following proto Joel! Happy Wednesday to you too!!
@yllwhrn 11 ай бұрын
I caught myself dancing 💃 through the long ass intro music 😂😂 i love you guys! My favourite podcast
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime 2 жыл бұрын
10/10 guest I absolutely love Chrissy’s commentary He’s a great guy 😂
@freshnjuicy3392 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's soundboard is comedy gold on its own 🤣
@BSandman 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Chris is on YMH, I don’t stop laughing the whole time. The energy he gives is amazing!
@jerwood4420 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this guy. He's so funny and great on this show!
@twodogsandaperson 2 жыл бұрын
I always get pumped up when the intro music plays.
@yaboytroy357 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Chris Distefano on MTV2’s Guy Code and thought he was by far the best cast member. Glad to see he’s still the funniest person from that show
@codycrossman Жыл бұрын
Spoken like a truly basic bro. Chris D is the bottom of the barrel for comedy. The Mommies rubbing elbows with him seems like it's just because he's in the circuit.
@davidbailey9382 Жыл бұрын
@@codycrossman a guy named zombie revolverheld is the last person on earth I'd ever take advice from, especially about comedy. 🤡
@billernst840 2 жыл бұрын
Tom has morphed into top dawg a little more as each week goes by.
@oryafitch6 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same. On all podcasts as well
@shooglechic 2 жыл бұрын
He inherited the Top Dawg power.
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D fits YMH sooo well !! (The perfect "Yes, and...." guest.)
@riley8704 2 жыл бұрын
It's a toss up between him and Duncan Trussell.
@tuckerwilson3061 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D is the man! YMH podcast keeps me entertained during the work day. Wish you could turn up the voice volume, it’s hard to hear sometimes when I’m working with heavy machinery.
@jssytvrs 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Christine talk about being depressed at 26 for some reason kind of lighten my day. I'm 26 and depressedididlly
@lu1s4ngel 2 жыл бұрын
He's been mentioning it for like a month on his poddy woddy
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
Go outside, you’ll feel better
@Chelsea-sh1eo 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@perrygriffin2371 2 жыл бұрын
We all go through it, keep plodding 👍
@jssytvrs 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck ya we do; touch my camera through the fence, hope you all have a great weekend. Remember it's April so you might need shorts this weekend, but follow protocol this weekend. Because it is April.
@parkerhughes5086 2 жыл бұрын
Best way to start the day is listening to Chris D. Absolutely hilarious😂
@Garrettkoepp69 2 жыл бұрын
I was eating breakfast when the heavy segment came on lol
@CadChamberlain 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Perfect Smile has lasted this long as a call back. It might actually be the longest running YMH exclusive joke
@DaveJH 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been thinking for the last few weeks that Chris needed to come back! So glad to see this pop up 🔥🔥
@5cent27 2 жыл бұрын
Yo I’ve been using “prove it” since early, early 2000s, maybe late 90’s. That antihistamine line has improved! I like it! Good work Chris!
@joellapp2046 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the laughter in the back is awesome I freaking love it makes me laugh even harder
@GBHSbandperson 2 жыл бұрын
Such a great way to start my morning I I'm so glad I caught this when it was released. Always A day brightener keep it high and tight guys love listening to both Todd and Cathy.
@danb4811 2 жыл бұрын
Cathy? i love it
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