Your SCP Foundation Dream Job!

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We asked our Community what Your SCP Foundation Dream Job would be and you answered.
Knowing very well that your daily tasks could possibly put you in direct contact with SCPs like SCP 096 , SCP 173 , SCP 049 , SCP 106 , SCP 682 and Dr Bright , you sent your resumes in faster than SCP-173 can snap a neck.
We're sure you're hoping for more hang time with the likes of SCP 999 and SCP 131 as opposed to the others, but in the universe of SCP, there's no definitive promises made.
Anyhow, we went ahead and animated this video with your amazing answers!
Oh and hey, if you do make the cut and end up running into SCP096 , SCP173 , SCP049 , SCP106 , SCP682 or Dr Jack Bright don't say we didn't tell you so. Cuddle time with SCP999 or SCP131 is not guaranteed either!
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@Nyctonaut 2 жыл бұрын

If they put a mandatory 10 min a week of cuddle time with Scp-999 in the hiring contract I'm in!

@nyrilly3843 2 жыл бұрын

Its on the training regime page 69 .

@doodlebob9943 2 жыл бұрын

Only if you are a good boy

@Blackcat-eye1440 2 жыл бұрын

Not. 20 min and 18 min time?

@marisstaff7019 2 жыл бұрын

As well as keiros ( bear with a heart of patchwork)

@gamernation2361 2 жыл бұрын

I want a 30 min time with 999

@phoenixhamilton2189 2 жыл бұрын

I think working there would be terrifying but incredibly fun sometimes (depending which scp's you'd work with)

@diegorodriguez5093 2 жыл бұрын

What would happen if 999 got the mask scp

@Alex824 2 жыл бұрын

@@diegorodriguez5093 I don't think they would ever test that especially when scp-999 is basically the only thing that makes the job less scarier

@TheLeathlobhair 2 жыл бұрын

@@diegorodriguez5093 Mask neutralized

@energybeacon4397 2 жыл бұрын

Working with SCP-5031 would be quite delightful, even if you're D-Class.

@Mephiestopholes 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta elevate your skill set. Get better augments. It'll take almost 20yrs like any proficient trade.

@kaynines5996 2 жыл бұрын

“That sounds to us like you want to be our competition. Listen buddy, we rule the fun user-friendly about SCP’s game , you don’t want to step on our turf. We can get very aggressive. Dr.Bob and TheRubber: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

@opossumleader3645 2 жыл бұрын

Dr Bob is alright, and TheRubber is complete garbage. TheRubber LITERALLY makes stuff up

@cancelculturecansuckmydick4923 2 жыл бұрын

@@opossumleader3645 and you can't prove that now can you?

@ThePianogirl91 2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the SCP Foundation: Tales from the Foundation channel. That channel, this one, and Dr Bob are actually all good channels (the Rubber actually doesnt stand a chance against all three of those in my humble opinion) -- that being said, THIS channel is my favorite!!! It's the narrator that does it for me!

@cancelculturecansuckmydick4923 2 жыл бұрын

@@ThePianogirl91 so just fuck SCP explain then?

@Springtime562 2 жыл бұрын

And then the foundation deals with a upset bran and professor lucius

@brettnelson7048 2 жыл бұрын

Seeing how I don't have a job...yet, I found this very interesting. If I worked at the SCP Foundation I would most likely be either a janitor. Or maybe a truck driver transporting supplies, weapons, or escaped anomalies (I'm looking at you 682).

@joebaumgart1146 2 жыл бұрын

Site-32 needs a Janitor. Meet me there on the 13th of next month for an interview.

@TheAngelOfDeath000 2 жыл бұрын

Or me

@bhavanik6298 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAngelOfDeath000 do SCPs have access to the internet or do you just pretend to be SCP-049?

@YaToGamiKuro 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAngelOfDeath000 teach me science doc

@joebaumgart1146 2 жыл бұрын

@@bhavanik6298 some do. Depends on whether or not it would be safe and it's always highly restricted.

@novusnocturnm 2 жыл бұрын

One thing that I didn’t hear anybody say that is grossly overlooked at any organization especially if the scale and magnitude of the foundation inventory managers and specialists as well as loss prevention specialists. I’ve worked inventory management for over 10 years at this point and it especially for having as many items in the foundation as they have specialists of this nature are really needed.

@trevorsherrie 2 жыл бұрын

I missed the community post so here’s my application: I have proficiency in firearms and I am a history education major. In addition I have seen many declassified as well as classified SCP files. I’d think I’d be able to be an assistant researcher who could work in or off site, preferably with Dr. Bright

@dovahsblight7677 2 жыл бұрын

*security threat detected*

@trevorsherrie 2 жыл бұрын

@@dovahsblight7677 I prefer to think of it as a potential asset to the Foundation

@dovahsblight7677 2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorsherrie fair enough lol

@gagekelley5047 2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorsherrie I'm more of a special case. See I have an SCP that can't classified because if it is, the whole database gets corrupted untill the file for it is deleted. It's a level 5 keycard for the Japanese branch of the foundation that cannot be stolen, lost or destroyed as it teleports either into a pocket or if I have no pockets, into my hand. I also have an anomalous set of credentials, meaning my credentials themselves are now anomalous. They will open any lock that the credentials are entered into, but it does not give inate knowledge of the numbered codes, it's just logins and biometrics. Codes I still have to learn.. but if I do, I'll know exactly when they change, and what they changed the code to. Also, my level 5 status cannot be removed. So I'm both an asset and a security breach if for some reason I decided to share sensitive info. Also I forgot to mention, no one can prevent me from accessing something, and can only take away any physical objects if it isn't the keycard or pull me out of a room after I've seen some form of info considered sensitive that I haven't already seen. Amnestics will let then reuse the same info though. I'm only supposed to simply watch tests and occasionally help, but they can't stop me from doing anything else if I wanted. I don't really do that stuff though. I mostly just help out with testing. I was only level 2 when I got the anomalous card in the first place. I did get promoted to level 3 though.

@Valigarmanda 2 жыл бұрын

Okay who let Dr Clef make a youtube account?

@insertnamehere7925 2 жыл бұрын

Due to my love for space, astronomy, and astrophysics, I would likely want to be one of the SCP moles in observatories. Making sure to spot space anomalies as well as to give amnestics to fellow astronomers who see something they weren’t supposed to see.

@Renkencen 2 жыл бұрын

I worked in retrail so personally I think I would be the average joes that worked on the "front". You know, those covered store/ business whose profits goes toward the SCP! I doubt I will ever get to encounter any of the SCP but that's fine with me!

@Furzkampfbomber 2 жыл бұрын

Yup. Fincancial safety, nice bonuses and far away from the dangerous stuff... I could live with that.

@Nightfire613 2 жыл бұрын

My SCP dream job would be with SCP-453 “The Scripted Nightclub”. I have training as bartender, and a background in theatre. I’m very good at pattern recognition, so I’d be able to remember the cues for each Script and respond accordingly. I’d also be able to find deviations in the Script, so anything that might indicate there is a change in the danger level.

@forgottenetremembered Жыл бұрын

just good luck you do not get affected by Script-82, The Plurality Cult.

@altarofshadows 2 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I will go for a paranormal area of the SCP; anything related to demons,elder gods,death and ghost. Always had a connection with the occult

@a6hawk 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, be careful about what information you let out to the Foundation. It can tend to be deadly.

@lol09op 2 жыл бұрын

"every time we have a video that underpreforms, we release an amnestic gas into our audience and release it again later" made my day

@substandardnerd 2 жыл бұрын

Huh. Interesting. Here's my idea for an OC position: Anomaly Analytic Psychologist The goal of this job is to, throughout multiple interviews, come to learn more about the sentient anomalies and compile psychological profiles of them. These profiles would assist in containment and be used to improve the mental health of the anomalies. Ideas include a discord server for 053 to talk to people without killing them, having Fred and Cassie interact on a bi-weekly basis, or using a full facility of staff constantly on mnestic gas to contain 055.

@cinnamaricat 2 жыл бұрын

ooooo this would actually be a fun job i'd take it since i'm studying psychology

@RB-lq5ye 2 жыл бұрын

Personally I would like to be a member of the ethics committee, they have to make the toughest decisions in the foundation but you get as much authority as the O5 Council, personally I would just enjoy making senior staff feel anxious and nervous when I show up for an inspection

@zeliardforty-two4692 2 жыл бұрын

I think reviewing over case files to analyze current containment procedures would be interesting. I mean it wouldn’t be too different from watching these videos. I’d just get a little more detail and decide if any changes would be made. Especially in areas like the Antimemetics Division Hub. In fact that would be an interesting division to work in given *what* they work with. Going over files and finding something previously “forgotten” but still sitting in containment would make for interesting work! Just remember what it isn’t and you’ll be fine 👾

@globeonthethread866 2 жыл бұрын

It’s not a sphere.

@brucedavidson9499 2 жыл бұрын

I think I would fit in well as a level 1/2 researcher/technician. I started off in hard labor and construction before joining several field research teams with agriculture Canada, I also have experience with heavy equipment operation and some security work from my time as a bar bouncer. Honestly I think they would just throw me into whatever team happened to need a new pair of hands the most.

@brucedavidson9499 2 жыл бұрын

Reading this back I just noticed that the team that needs new hands the most is the D class, This did not turn out the way I intended

@DatDeadMemer 2 жыл бұрын

i think i would enjoy testing with 914, given the more unique stuff it can make, as well as making questions on non sentient anomalies would work, within storage reasoning

@CuteLitteBat 2 жыл бұрын

Ngl, as detail oriented and organized as I am, I think I'd be a great research assistant. I can keep everything neat in the labs, file papers for the researchers, and take very detailed notes on the experiments. As messy as I've heard Dr. Bright is, it sounds like he could use an assistant.

@hE_iMPressed 2 жыл бұрын

I'd wanna be Dr. Bright's accountability. It'd be fun to watch his mischievous antics and try to regulate them so he doesn't go too overboard. Also, somehow protected from him killing me or taking control of my mind or body. I bet the position is totally long overdue.

@WorldWalker128 2 жыл бұрын

I take it you've never had to child-sit 'entitled' children.

@hE_iMPressed 2 жыл бұрын

@@WorldWalker128 lol...nope

@stonewoodstudios 2 жыл бұрын

8:33 Man didn't expect to my ask to make it in! Thanks guys, love the channel!

@that1cat999 2 жыл бұрын

Me and my friend would like to just be low level researchers. We’re interested in science and would love to just help people like Dr. Crow, and stay with the SCPs that are more friendly. Screwing around with simple stuff in 914, chatting with 343, having a tickle fight with 999, etc. Just have a good time overall and befriend some anomalous and non-anomalous people.

@nikolasgoldsmith3276 2 жыл бұрын

Risking your life for the world and no one will ever know what you did? That’s a lot to ask In the end tho, it’s the scp foundation, who wouldn’t wanna work with anomalies

@Furzkampfbomber 2 жыл бұрын

A lot of people are already doing this on a daily basis without anyone realising or even caring. And usually, those jobs come with a crap salary and not even a fraction of the bonuses an SCP employee will most likely enjoy. Police officers, fire fighters or, believe it or not, even nurses.

@nikolasgoldsmith3276 2 жыл бұрын

@@Furzkampfbomber I meant more like the work they do will never be known by society and they can never get appraisal for what they do by the public. I get what you mean tho and ur right, a lot of people do jeopardize their lives for people they don’t even know and don’t get nearly as much as they deserve

@modlich_303 2 жыл бұрын

i would love to be a researcher and make documents about newley discovered SCP's, specially on the more magic and mistic ones

@CosmicFearUkulele 2 жыл бұрын

7:56 The Foundation does have a psychiatric department. There’s a tale of a psychological evaluation on Dr Bright, Dr Clef, Agent Diogenes, Director Ghost, Dr Kondraki, Dr Gears and Dr Rights. And let’s just say you’re gonna have a hard time.

@valleyglitch 2 жыл бұрын

Isn't a psychiatrist and a psychologist not the same thing

@CosmicFearUkulele 2 жыл бұрын

@@valleyglitch thanks for reminding me of that but that still wouldn’t affect what I said. Dr Glass closed the meetings for Bright and Clef, called in security for Rights, and irritated with Gears.

@naderpierre6422 2 жыл бұрын

@@valleyglitch it not the same thing

@valleyglitch 2 жыл бұрын

@@naderpierre6422 Yeah i know

@valleyglitch 2 жыл бұрын

@@CosmicFearUkulele True

@thefusingcookie 2 жыл бұрын

I always love a community video!So fun seeing other's views on the foundation,plus you might get in!

@geardog24 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind working in the Wanderer's Library. I could learn more there that could actually help humanity than anywhere else.

@ahitfan1captaina 2 жыл бұрын

Me too only I would be jumping from sides of the Foundation and their enemies.

@zetanone7211 2 жыл бұрын

Most of the Librarians there are former patrons that broke the rules and in return got turned into humanoid abominations only capable of serving the Grand Archivist. So, maybe you just want to be a visitor.

@actionjaxtion455 2 жыл бұрын

Hey hunter I love you! Keep up the good work!

@theHUMANAUT1 2 жыл бұрын

What a huge simp on youtube

@bobwalsh3751 2 жыл бұрын

Having a B.A. in History and being a Senior Assistant Researcher (recently promoted), I can confirm what Geography said.

@lordavarice5084 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I went to college and got experience with 3d design, Heavy Equipment Operatior Technichian, and I learned on my own time very basic robotics and have dived very deep into nuclear refinement and fusion. I realize I may have an issue focusing on any one subject nuclear science has come back to me on regular occasions.

@Giyu3639 2 жыл бұрын

Love your content

@davidwester6021 2 жыл бұрын

The difference between a Rich person and a Poor person is how they use their time. Your Future is created by what you do Today not your Tomorrow.

@carrieeveritt9702 2 жыл бұрын

The rich see an economic crisis as a garage sale and also the rich stay rich by investing and diversifying their portfolio with stock, crypto currency investment which is the wisest thing every individual need to do and it is really profitable.

@davidbrown1005 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, Is amazing to see people who have also invested with Amy Robinette. I thought am the only one she helped through this rough market.

@stephenhomokki3601 2 жыл бұрын

Investing in cryptocurrency and gold which is better ?

@raymondaaron1557 2 жыл бұрын

I've always have a huge interest in cryptocurrency but i really don't know how to go about it, alot of people preach of getting a broker to trade for them but I'm yet to find one.

@harleysinger6632 2 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen someone so determined to make her client profits as Amy Robinette. How she allows you express your fears and still calm your fears is something i admire about her.i don't usually comment on video but i must put the word out there. She very great.

@jinxmonet1978 2 жыл бұрын

Holy hell I've never been so early!! Edit: thanks to the channel and whoever's running it for always giving me something interesting to fall asleep to! Love this channel cause the neutral enough voice to where if I fall asleep I'm not woken up but still interesting enough I actually enjoy listening till I'm out, love SCP and love channels that make the information available for those that have trouble reading!

@MaliciousDesigns 2 жыл бұрын

My current job gives me a skillset that the SCP foundation may desire. Failure analysis. Some items fail, and I determine the how and the why, so that in the future our designs can be improved. And when failures lead to so much cost in life at the foundation, I'd think they can never get enough of these types of engineers.

@Potatolord-bs2wt 2 жыл бұрын

FIRST YAY

@calebdagamer2403 2 жыл бұрын

@BulletproofKuloodporny 2 жыл бұрын

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@disapointmemt101 2 жыл бұрын

2nd Edit: Dang. Maybe I'm not second

@mirandamullet8334 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely looking into historical scps or working in a storage house to bring supplies.

@maximillian1109 Жыл бұрын

I would wanna work with the animals kept by the SCP foundation, working towards giving them the best life they can get while not posing any danger to those working with them, humanity, or the world at large. I would happily take on the care of SCPs like the super depressed Pegasus who has lost their wings, the dragon snails, the perfect pet that takes after its enviroment, the red reptilian doggos that mimmick human speach, the electric sheep, the cows made out of grass, that filly who turn people into wood, those highway raptors... You name it!! As long as they behave somewhat like regular animals (aka, no reality bending) I am willing to work with it!!

@booga6643 2 жыл бұрын

second ;)

@stardust-reverie 2 жыл бұрын

honestly its pretty heartwarming how many people want to help the sapient scps have a less miserable existence

@shatteredapprentice2836 2 жыл бұрын

I would try to counter dangerous S.C.P.s with unique ideas like Shy Guy therapy.

@mlgbrogaming7719 2 жыл бұрын

Given how much I love to write cryptic and parabolic works, writing stuff for the thousand word arrows would be on top of great publicity.

@acreatureinthedark2715 2 жыл бұрын

Missed the community post cause day job, so here's my application: I would want to work as a containment specialist and/or just work closely with the anomalies. I think out of the box and am always working on something creative. I'm also way better with more abnormal and animals. Being a natural problem solver and a patient yet stern person having rehabilitated several animals and people. I'm quite adaptive as well and *love* learning new things and have a strange fascination with the more dangerous. As much fun as the job would be, I believe whole heartedly that it would beneficial to get to know the anomalies better to find a way to keep them from breaching containment too much. Who knows, we might learn more about them than just experimenting on them.

@sarahskileth6925 2 жыл бұрын

If i tried to work for the SCP Foundation, i guarantee I'd be thrown into Keter Duty basically before even setting foot in the door

@dxjxc91 2 жыл бұрын

I have a degree in computers, several years work experience in security (the deter and detect kind, not the defend and detain kind), and a scientific mind. I could see myself in some kind of health and safety department making sure proposed tests are safe to perform, perhaps altering or proposing tests myself.

@KTI124 7 ай бұрын

I just keep thinking of SCPs like 1991... Very much abused, scared and nervous... I'm a very empathetic person so being the caretaker of these anomolies would allow me to give them the love, support, and kindness they rightfully deserve. Hell, I'd make sure I take my glasses off, close my eyes (with their horrible, near-blind eyesight), and blindfold myself before stumbling into 096's cell to give him a hug and comfort him with stories and songs and whatever else I can think of. Blind finger painting, maybe? Lol.

@mysteryxio9957 2 жыл бұрын

I think I'd like a career working with cover stories or creating experiments for the scps themselves or just working as a therapist for some of the safer class

@zachattack9455 2 жыл бұрын

If I could choose a job, I would get it as a bartender or something, because I’ve watched enough madness combat to know that the people that just sell/give stuff never gets killed.

@PicketPolecat 2 жыл бұрын

3:55 *SCP-3125:* Oh you poor, naive child

@stephaniegarcon2148 8 ай бұрын

I'm good at biodiversity, I dunno how'd that would help. Maybe some environmental scps or somthings that are like a entire species. Like 939 and the "Not Deer".

@Nyxedmisfit 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like my ideal job at the foundation would probably be simple. File management. Keeping files up to date, both digital and physical

@theduke7539 2 жыл бұрын

As a gunsmith, I would love to work with the equipment for the foundation tactical teams. I love to tinker, so I think experimenting with anomalous weapons technology to boost survivability rates would be very valuable.

@kiaas Жыл бұрын

counting what I can reliably apply to a job, Logistics, including finding documentation for things is something I'm good at, whether I'm supposed to have that documentation or not. Managing storage/workshops does well too, if I need some material, device, or tool it seems it's always where I look, rather than just me looking where it is.

@Sensiav703 2 жыл бұрын

Totally on board with Minty's suggestion. As much as I like the SCP Universe I can't help but think if I was there and aware of the anomalous, I would much rather be involved with the Serpent's Hand. Many entities and objects they contain would not only be harmless but even beneficial if they and the people around them knew more about each other

@sihyunkim7721 2 жыл бұрын

Another possible idea is to find another medallion that is similar to Dr Bright's, find a willing volunteer, (myself if nobody is available) and assign them to keep Dr Bright company.

@Severalotters 2 жыл бұрын

this is the best! What a good video!! very funny with the amnestics about the videos being reuploaded haha

@gooferdoo1201 2 жыл бұрын

Kinda sad mine wasn't used but it is really interesting to see how nice and humane everyone was during this post! This community really wish for better treatment and its kinda heartwarming

@ngsharon2233 2 жыл бұрын

Seeing as I have an immense fascination with science(particularly astronomy),I'll probably be a researcher or containment specialist.I'd like to explore the space anomalies.I like adventure,so I guess I could be an MTF as well.

@bigk9000 2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to a R & D director where I have the freedom and resources to discover new applications with anomalous effects, find ways to use them to counter others -- assessing their weaknesses and strengths. Ideally, I'd strive to find safe ways of implementing in a hope (no matter how vain) to ween out the D-Class program and eliminate nearly all casualties caused by morally impossible decisions and containment breaches by using my wealth of experience as a programmer and automate everything that can be possibly automated, whether through science, magic, neither, everything, or perceptively nothing.

@rain_ypjm 2 жыл бұрын

Working at the SCP foundation sounds like a dream tho with the threat of death always at 100, I imagine they go through batches of employees faster than Walmart.

@christhompson8003 2 жыл бұрын

I would love a set of SCP articles from the point of view of a janitor

@chrishall5570 2 жыл бұрын

Well since I'm about to graduate with a degree in building automation I guess I would help with the building, retrofits and maintenance of new and existing facilities for the foundation and would probably work closely with both operations and maintenance as well as containment specialist since I'm assuming a lot of the more humanoid SCPs still need to breath air and need to have their cells within certain temperatures. Plus occupancy sensors would probably be really helpful for any SCP that can find a way out of containment through means other than the door.

@kingme1313 2 жыл бұрын

Didn't realize this was a community post cause I was at work so ... : I'd love to be apart of the information Dissemination department (the ones who disguise containment breeches) as I love writing stories! Plus having everyone learn it, it'd be so fun

@kingme1313 2 жыл бұрын

Also would probably work well with this channel!

@pyriel6870 2 жыл бұрын

I work as a Driller. I collect soil samples at various depths to be tested for moisture content, density, load potential, and many other things for the purpose of future buildings or utilities and other underground structures. Its also alot of very heavy lifting and a pretty messy job all in all. I could see myself in the foundation doing some kind of work planning for their facilities and containment chambers, as well as digging down to find underground anomalies or artifacts. Hell maybe one day I could be asked to finally dig a grave for that damned lizard lol

@thelivingglitch1371 2 жыл бұрын

I’d wanna see if I could take care of Cassy (085). On top of her being a total sweetheart, I plan to refine my art skills. 11:20 There she is! It’s everyone’s favorite Sketch Potato!

@Zadanoire 2 жыл бұрын

*As someone who’s really only got a level3 in catering, just something along the lines of cafeteria work will probably be the best I can do.*

@calebdagamer2403 2 жыл бұрын

Ayy! Another video! Love the videos, keep up the good work!

@that_one_libra419.9 2 жыл бұрын

I would also go to the Ethics Committee since I like telling people what to do and if they are right or wrong. I also think that I might also be able to interact with some of the SCPs to see how they think they are being handled. The power and the, most likely, high clearance right off the bat doesn't hurt either. I also wouldn't mind going into SCP psychology just to see how they think. But, my end goal would be to end up on the O5 council.

@KOSMOS1701A 2 жыл бұрын

with my skills in electronics, i would want to work in the Foundation's IT department, making sure people who aren't authorized aren't poking around records they don't need to see, and fixing the work issued computers when a researcher inevitably snaps and throws it at the wall.

@thebutcherschariot 11 ай бұрын

I'm a nursing major and similar to army nurses, I'd like to come with MTF guards on their missions and try to quickly rehabilitate them so they can get to anomalies quicker :D

@thebutcherschariot 11 ай бұрын

yeah with my username this doesn't have a good outlook for me i promise i am not SCP-4419 lol

@refunchecked2722 2 жыл бұрын

Missed the original post, so here’s my take! I imagine transportation of anomalies is something that occurs often, and given the rough conditions that one might face pretty much anywhere in the world, I would imagine any existing containment procedures would essentially need to be upped ten fold. I have a very deep interest in travel, geography, the mechanics and formulaic nature of routing in a specific way, and the technology used to do so. Having someone to specialize in what kind of transportation vehicle would work best and if it could even be adapted to suit the needs and procedures of a certain anomaly would be really crucial for maintaining secrecy and safety. Many types of transportation methods and how they’re scheduled and routed could fail to uphold those procedures, weather they be too slow, too rough, change altitude to frequently or enter altitudes too extreme, or even the time of day to either avoid traffic or just to keep something asleep. Working with an unconscious or the very least temporarily comfortable monster sounds a lot easier to work with than one pumped full of adrenaline.

@theasexualidiot4803 2 жыл бұрын

If I’d work there I’d be the one who just hits down SCP’s in files and such. I am good as describing seemingly indescribable words and I could even interview the more talkative SCP’s! As long as my head won’t get chomped off by that big brutish British fellow.

@josephmarrow5598 2 жыл бұрын

Working for Theta-90 "The Angle Grinders" or as a researcher suits my style well.

@Saeryfim 2 жыл бұрын

If I worked at The Foundation I'd love to be a "Lorebreaker" of sorts, doing in-depth investigations into the myths and legends that were influenced by undiscovered anomalies. I know that's not really a thing they have, but hey... there's a first time for everything. If anything, maybe they'd like to hire me just to keep me on their side instead of looking into anomalous things on my own. Things like the abnormally high frequency of Foundation agents being in the right place at the right time to intercept anomaly info and find anomalies. What if SCP-000 is The Foundation itself, and their anomalous property is that, much like "All roads lead to Rome." in their case it's "All anomalies find their way to The Foundation.". But of course, that would be crazy. Then again crazy is exactly what we're used to these days...

@pxrryid 2 жыл бұрын

Truly my dream job. Riding around on 682 like a mad man while being poisoned and having my eardrums scrapped out by a loud noise.

@dogeball444 2 жыл бұрын

I'd honestly look into working on the vehicles since I do alignments and suspension work on semis. No good to have a truck with bad brakes or being out of toe when you got something nasty in the back. Since the foundation uses shell companies, they might outsource it depending on the tech in the vehicle, though. Maybe I already have worked on one of their semis!

@MrTallfrenchguy 2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to work with the relations between the fondation and the groups of interest. If we make the serpent's hands and the GOC permanent allies, i'm sure we can take out lots of dangerous anomalies.

@brandonmarr9080 Жыл бұрын

I think a site architect would be an interesting job, designing new ways for containment and such.

@Esomres 2 жыл бұрын

Knowing what I am going to school for, I would want to be a researcher on mechanical and software anomalies. Take a crack at 079, maybe try to understand the Clockworks, and maybe find a way to neutralize Mal0. I think my training in robotics and software would be particularly applicable.

@itz_h0und70 2 жыл бұрын

I’m planning on being a career soldier so I’d like to go into MTF. Psi-8 (The Silencers) seems to be calling my name and would try my hardest to join their ranks. The idea of Psi-8 targeting and eliminating those who have had contact with the dead is interesting to me as you could work with Iota-10 to pose as a SWAT or FBI SRT team in order to eliminate your target.

@mixmatch5097 Жыл бұрын

I’d just feed scp682 and do some cross tests and experiments.

@FizzleFX 2 жыл бұрын

9:20 *Janitor?* probably the WORST job there since, IF you survive a breach, you have to clean up a very very awful mess of what used to be your colleagues!

@zozupskystar8639 2 жыл бұрын

I don't have a job yet but if i were to get one at scp...I would like to organize files or go over typed documents and look for any spelling errors...or mainly just organize files. Turns out, I enjoy sorting things and putting things in the order they are suppose to be in! Whether it be numeric order, order by size, alphabetical, you name it!

@Mal6-4 2 жыл бұрын

If I worked at the foundation I would like to do different tests on a bunch of Scps and find out what weaknesses they have and what would make them less likely to breach containment, I'm sure I can find a way to occupy 106 or 682 and make them want to stay

@NovumDoesObservation 2 жыл бұрын

This might seem a bit weird, but I personally would love a job with the Mole Rats. I'm a very small individual who has a penchant for tight, cramped spaces. Honestly, I enjoy being mushed from all sides with low mobility. While I can't guarantee I'll be perfect in every scenario, I can at least go into places most others can't, even if that is just to gather data. In addition, I am known for being a friendly face among my peers and a shoulder to cry on, so I can also be personable.

@leviwatson1891 2 жыл бұрын

I really think I can talk some sense into 682, as that's basically the only way to beat them, and, the details of ones birth should not be the defining factor of their lives

@thevillager8339 2 жыл бұрын

I’d probably be your logistics guy. Managing, and optimising resources and sending them where they are needed. I also grasp mathematical concepts very easily, although I might need some teaching as I’m not fully educated. Or I would be a diplomat, negotiating with world governments and other factions, for coalitions and support.

@davien001 2 жыл бұрын

Forklift operator at the scp foundation would be pretty chill.

@danielwells1734 2 жыл бұрын

I'd want to work as a researcher with as high a clearance as possible. I'd be interested in developing potential countermeasures to more dangerous SCPs. Perhaps I'd discover a way to counteract SCP-682's anomalous adaptation ability. 🙂

@XanderMander006 2 жыл бұрын

I'd honestly love to become the research director in charge of experiments done with SCP-914 (one of my top 5 favorite SCPs). What comes out of that machine is just so fascinating. I realize that I'd probably have to work up the ranks in order to get there, but it'll probably be worth it. Another option that would be appealing to me is doing research on anomalies that inspired myths, legends, magical creatures, or gods. As I have a fascination with those things in my daily life.

@333Mudita Жыл бұрын

10:45 wait until they find out the rubber exists

@shadowwolf9800 2 жыл бұрын

I think it will be fun working with non-euclidean scp because I think it would be awesome just to see what madness we can unfold and I'm always a person who think outside the box so walking around wouldn't be that much disorienting to me

@user-vt4kx4hr5f 11 ай бұрын

I personally would be a therapist towards the foundation I see that would be quiet and thrilling to see other daily work do you enjoy

@HannahT26 2 жыл бұрын

As a teacher aide I would love to work with some younger scps. Children expressing creativity is the first step in life :)

@pixiebubbles2628 Жыл бұрын

How cute would it be to have a sort of SCP daycare? All the kid anomalies would love fun on a playground together or a visit to a zoo.

@BlackTemplar40k 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, I actually got to be in an SCP Explained video, thanks guys! Even if I don't get to kill zombies for the most of the time, Beta-7 still my go to MTF!

@sarahdenz3398 2 жыл бұрын

I think that I, being a student in the Culinary field (pastry) , would work in the personnel cafeteria, or give the humanoid scp's sweets to help them feel better after testing. I would also use my free time to look in the wanderers library... I'm a huge book nerd....

@TheKillerqueen40 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a nurse irl, and love my job, so I guess it would be only natural if I was to apply to the SCP Foundation then I'd be was ring to be on the med staff. I'm currently working in physical rehab, so I could be useful in helping people recover after being attacked.

@haybaleanimations2758 2 жыл бұрын

If I were to work there I would want to work with SCP-040. Unfortunately, I don't think this channel has a video for them. If not, then this comment is also a request to do a video on SCP-040. Great videos as always!

@grantleriche 2 жыл бұрын

You should have a live SCP podcast I love it 👍🏿

@frostfamily5321 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if those Scranton thingies are a part of the Reluctant Dimension Hopper's containment protocol.

@acidblue8111 2 жыл бұрын

I would love to work for the Foundation's Engineering or Manufacturing department. Working with things that shouldn't work let alone exist would be awesome. It would also give me a chance to find out why their engineers are using titanium everywhere, even in applications where they would be counter productive