he was getting on a plane at the end of it

@@Kav3h ...and if he was going to Hawaii, would he be leaving the country...?

@@Beast-mf7br ....the ocean between California and Hawaii is international waters...so guess what, it is leaving the country.

@@Kav3hI'm pretty sure it's still considered a domestic flight

@@dustin1870 Wonder how you passed history class

we need bart to hear this. i think this would convince him

Annoying drunks deserve each other.

He'd probably tell so many drinking stories he'd convert them back 😂

lol you don't want someone romantically reminiscing about the beauty of a cocktail at 2pm in an AA meeting :D

Spoken like someone who's never been to an AA meeting and have you not heard the way he talks down to people with addiction issues

10 minutes later calls him fat 😂

I don’t think Dr drew respects Bert at all

Ooohhh doctor diss.

You can tell as soon as Tom says Let’s call Dr Drew. Bret was not happy lol.

Dr drew is trying to convince a man who thinks death is 🧢

In all seriousness good for you man. It really should

Same as this podcast. I really don’t understand why people think Bert is funny. Tom is hilarious…Bert is just a car crash that draws attention.

​@@KillerBreesright, like tom we also laugh at morbid shit

@@KillerBreesdude comedy is subjective, you don’t have to understand why other people like him they just do

Yep

Can't even count how many times he's called himself am alcoholic. Pretty shit take.

That’s what Bert is telling us his doctors say… in other words that’s what Bert is hearing his doctors tell him, do not trust that is what they’re saying.

Drew is his friend other doctors want his money my stepdad did the same thing switched doctors until he died in his sleep sitting up in a chair his oxygen cut off from the neck same chest neck Bert has I've def been worried big Mike died at 53.

@@monkeywang9972 yeah he for sure misrepresents what his doctor says.

Bart*

huberman gave a reality check too, but bert probably never saw it

"If you don't feel it it doesn't count as drinking" Bart logic

That's why I've said for years he's never been sober for any of those October challenges. He hasn't been sober for a complete month in at least a decade, I'd put my fucking life on it. It's just not possible to drink to the level he does and then quit cold turkey, you'd die. That's not an exaggeration, you can't be an alcoholic to the point he is and then just stop cold turkey, you will absolutely go into intense withdrawals and die without medical assistance. He literally drinks from the time he wakes up to the time he goes to sleep; he even hides bottles around the house from his family. And then hearing him try to rationalize "not drinking", while Tom points out how delusional that is, is just further proof. "Not drinking" to Bert just means not chugging a gallon of wine on top of all the other shit he drinks.

​@@sydurgraham7760we've seen he lies no prob if it means saving face

Joe Rogan needs to see this and lie detector this guy this October

@@sydurgraham7760eah as an alcoholic myself going on almost a year sober; I have sat here calling bullshit for years as I drank about what he did on he same schedule and I was physically addicted and had been for years and still hid it. Exactly like Bert, I just didn’t have a team of docs and millions to pump myself full of vitamins and liver supplements so I ended up in the ER detoxing and was told if I waited a few more days I would have had kidney failure. I was vomiting so much I couldn’t keep Liqour down anymore so the withdrawal just spiraled until I got to the point I felt that seizure threshold cross and finally went in. Long ramble over, my point is he’s obviously always drinking. He probably hides a twisted tea or something like that and he drinks it while on his morning work outs or whatever

I love that 😂

Someone didn't pay attention. You missed the entire part where he said he is aware it is horrible.

@@ovechkin0831so just because you’re aware you’re addicted doesnt make you addicted? Right….

@@jackscott8381 Learn to read 📚 👌

I think he’s just getting the TRT from Tom. He needs to see a doctor.

20:25 Tom

29:40 Bert

41:13 Bert

44:02 Bert

48:50 Tom

Not really

I'm pretty sure 90% of his fanbase (like me) ditched him because of all his bullshit and squealing. Feel bad for Leanne

​@@jacobiwilson3887what was he squealing on ?

Love this comment! I’ve absolutely shitted on Bert in the comment section of previous episodes, but fans that actually like him want him to be healthier and less dependent on substances

@@Justin-oq3bk he squeals everytime he tries to say something he finds humorous

Definitely has an alcohol problem but if he was an alcoholic he would be drunk all hours he’s awake

@@ethang04No, he is an alcoholic. That’s not how alcoholism works, that’s like saying someone has to have a cigarette all day long in order to classify as someone with a smoking addiction. There’s a huge scale but it’s still an addiction

His alcoholic denial, and how proud of it he seems, is so depressing. I hope he figures his shit out before it's too late.

hey but its only ONE whiskey (just because there's 6 std drinks in glass isn't his fault)

@@MrJarpo He won't, no way he'd give up his identity.

He’s fine. Sometimes u have to sneak in drinks cuz other people can’t handle knowing about it

THESE days? The last 35 Years?

There might also be a chance he never votes

Bert is the average liberal voter…

give him a break, hes really stressed out. he needs a masadge

@@JosephWilligI highly doubt it

@@timothynelsonmusica very good chance

That’s actually not a real friend 😂

@@squinies3628 depends who you hung around with 😂

@@Kaiser_Paradigm anyone willing to see you get hurt is not a friend lol.

Honestly 😂

Makes these pods hard to watch/listen to honestly

He is adamant he doesn't have a drinking problem, but as soon as i heard "I sneak double jacks on the rocks on days that I say I don't drink" I facepalmed so hard my hand went through my head.

Of the many things he lies about, I bet he’s on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) at this point. He sure has the beetus. Can’t imagine how bad his eye pressure is with all that swelling. If he loses a foot tho he’ll just find a way to romanticize it like he does hiding shooters from his family around his own home as if they aren’t fully aware of it.

@@mrs.h2725😂 relax Agoraphobia here…. It’s so funny how people brains just run on a tangent 🐎

Yes Bert, many people either have been or currently are right there with ya

😂😂

Boats and hoes!

Truly delusional

Of course it isn't. Only if you get drunk is it REALLY drinking.

@@Revolution1117 but if you're ALWAYS drunk, it's not drinking

He's straight up pathetic lol

kinda true if no more than two per week they say up to five shots per seven days is normal drinking with no consequences

For him it isnt drinking its just enough to calm the shakes. Remember he drinks 5ths like its a gallon of kool aid!

In Hawaii, can confirm his delusion is very common.

Rhymes with ski lodge.

Bart all swollen and slurring his words drooling on himself while talking about masauge p*rn is so nauseating. I don’t understand how Leanne can F that tub of lard 😂

It’s so infuriating

almost as bad as nightmere

Same dude lol like holy shit I hate how he thinks it’s cool to say words completely wrong. Like how he says tattoo as well 🤬

its tom rachel

@@roach1tv why are you calling T-buns all these false names?

@@roach1tv YMH fans call him "Tim"

@@rachelmolina986 I have seen so many episodes of YMH and I never knew people called him Tim??

@@roach1tv lots of people who send emails or v-mails call him Tim and Christina, Tina.

Yep, but he has to admit he has a problem.

Bert doesn't need AA. He just loves drinking. He has breaks from it when he feels he really needs to but he just loves drinking. He's just got to get into fitness a bit more. When he does that he doesn't want to drink so much. Like most people.

@@makeminealargecognac he definitely needs help lol

@@petehaglund8840 yuuuuuup!

He won’t ! He’s made it his personality

It's not entertaining for me anymore. I really feel for him.

@@greenthumb8170 As someone who is 6 years sober... I agree with you. I no longer laugh at it.

I really don't think he's doing it for the views at all. If it's an addiction, which it is, it doesn't matter whether he uses it for views/'money', he's going to drink anyway. I think the fact he uses it for entertainment value is an incidental fact.

Yeah, hope he gets to take a few more, and soon

He said that 9 years ago. Nothing changed.

But then he follows that with "it doesn't count as drinking if you don't feel anything"

its ironic because he made the word harderlier than it really is.

well he works out in the gym almost every day. like actually. but he ALSO packs on weight

He has "leverage" (from being fat), not "strength"

​@greetingsfromspaceTTV no...there is such a difference in strength and leverage...you can't leverage a bench press.

He might lift some weights and play around with the gym but he’s definitely not working til failure

Good luck brother. You’re already better off than Bert, you’re willing and able to admit that you have a problem.

True, but I think the hard thing to watch with Bert, is, he's in extreme denial. He also ties alcohol in with his personality which isn't good. You've demonstrated more self awareness in this comment than Bert ever has, on video at least. Just ignoring it and letting him do his thing, definitely won't help. But alas, that's the thing with addiction, it really doesn't matter what people do, he's gotta wanna quit himself. I think it's good to remind him, but yeah, not push him, and also, don't expect the decision to quit to come easy. Saying this as someone who smoked meth for nearly all my twenties... You're right, it's not easy. Try being more conscious of when your cravings hit, and try to circumvent that 'autopilot' mode, when you do get the cravings. Sometimes biting the bullet and enduring the craving, that nasty feeling, doesn't last as long as it might seem in the moment. Give it half an hour next time and see if the craving gets lesser. I bet it does. Sounds simple, but its not, I know, but if you can start to 'catch' it when it starts creeping up, it helps with that 'autopilot' feeling. Good luck man. Oh and night or day, doesn't matter, night drinking can still fuck with one's life, and still has the health detriment. When you say youre gonna quit, but then fold immediately, you never really wanted to quit to begin with. One day, you'll say it, you'll mean it, and it will feel different.

this is probably evidence its already forgotten

With how they film these, it'll be Thanksgiving before it gets brought up...which is two weeks after the marathon. 😂

@@DarkDecimus no kidding😮‍💨

At the start Bert was talking about GOING to the fully loaded tour that just wrapped. It’ll be a month or two before we get Bert’s opinion on this.

Me too!😂

This comment will hurt Fat Albert to his core.

@@tedium37 lol

Nah Fortune is funny. Bert is a wreck.

the rosy cheeks not from cold of the North, but alcohol, even lines up perfect.

Who the hell is Bart

@@ryanleichty6865bart kister

@@ryanleichty6865 Brent Krystals? He’s the co host next to Tim? Man i feel like fat poors take for ever to get with the program.

I hope & pray LeeAnne has had enough sense to have been putting money aside for she & the girls. Keep up his Life Insurance & keep squirreling money away.

Surely she must realise how bad he in denial for his drinking and food addiction.

heh, yeah and the sky is blue.

Blah blah blah

Maybe that’s how he has a controlled crash and he finally gets his wish when Nadav becomes a quadriplegic.

Probably way to much work. Arrive and drive would suit best