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@basedokadaizo2 жыл бұрын
"'i'm literally shitting right now'. ... how does that help in the investigation, man." 20 seconds in and i know it'll be a classic
@ronaldomendoza75782 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp bro
@burnedpizzacrust11992 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldomendoza7578 who is it?
@ronaldomendoza75782 жыл бұрын
@@burnedpizzacrust1199 Okada Izou from Fate Grand Order, based on the real guy but anime
@faun71792 жыл бұрын
20 seconds in and I know it’s a video I’ll be coming back to over and over again you know.
@kurubyy2 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldomendoza7578 Hi fellow mendoza
@lilithblackheart45252 жыл бұрын
"It's like Death Note, but if Light was shitting at kebab restaurants" One of my new favorite Charlie quotes lol
@4ltrs5732 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@St-ef9ru2 жыл бұрын
@@4ltrs573 11:29
@wesleyt26072 жыл бұрын
lmfao it's 6 am wtf charlie I lol
@Imperial2xx2 жыл бұрын
This video really did feel like an episode of Death Nothe tho lmao
@f1urps2 жыл бұрын
More like.. The Dump Note
@TheCoin1002 жыл бұрын
It's the color difference that really strikes me. The object is light brown from the left corner till about three quarters in, and then turns into a distinctly darker brown. None of the food around it changes color in a similar manner, so it cannot be lighting. And I have to say, I have had had shits where they show exactly this dual-color pattern. That, taken together with the cracks, the shape and might I add the glossiness, makes it hard to conclude that this is anything other than a turd.
@urmom-vm7jt2 жыл бұрын
RIGHT ITS LITERALLY CACA
@Loudpax92 жыл бұрын
Please be quiet
@tominieminen662 жыл бұрын
Why do people look at shits? xD
@TheCoin1002 жыл бұрын
@@Loudpax9 Are you telling me to shut my trap hole
@bocaj77662 жыл бұрын
It’s a gag turd. Also you wouldn’t even be able to close the box entirely without having to slightly move the “kabob” out of the way.
@EpicPrawn2 жыл бұрын
Charlie with the SF poop map: "I don't think I can just show actual pieces of poop on stream" Charlie in the very next video: shows what is very plausibly an actual piece of poop on stream
@andym5280 Жыл бұрын
Alleged piece of poop so it's innocent until proven guilty, therefore not foul play
@jad7932 Жыл бұрын
Very plausible? It is shit hahahha
@cyberpunk-2O77 Жыл бұрын
Innocent until proven filthy
@maheshseetaram1654 Жыл бұрын
@@cyberpunk-2O77 fucking best reply ive ever read in a comment section
@DoctorX17 Жыл бұрын
@@cyberpunk-2O77 I wish I could give you a medal for this
@wildeofthewest2 жыл бұрын
Charlie: “There’s no way someone took a shit that presentable into a box” EDP: “You underestimate my power”
@GriffinZambia2 жыл бұрын
Dont read My Name😑.
@WalnutAnimations2 жыл бұрын
Imposter you are
@malikbaraki46302 жыл бұрын
@@GriffinZambia WOW 🤩 So original!!
@laurazaragoza9512 жыл бұрын
@@WalnutAnimations wait master yoda what are u doing here
@R1tualistic_2 жыл бұрын
@@malikbaraki4630 bro actually click on it, it’s just a dude playing a guitar
@DubYuhGChoppa2 жыл бұрын
When they said Justin Whang was in on this investigation, I knew just how serious things must be getting. That dude is literally the go to man for the story behind poppy pics on the internet.
@MbitaChizi2 жыл бұрын
Dont read my name!😑.
@DubYuhGChoppa2 жыл бұрын
@Kgfhsfmhfs333 They delete your reply but leave the bots..
@vulpesinculta34782 жыл бұрын
@@DubYuhGChoppa youtube kinda cringe tbh
@FoxGoesSquee2 жыл бұрын
@@DubYuhGChoppa yt is so trash
@lamentoffalsefacade2.0642 жыл бұрын
@@MbitaChizi oil oil ñkññ
@TheRealVergo2 жыл бұрын
Did you notice that the poop is two-toned? It’s like 80% a light brown on the left and 20% dark brown on the right. I’ve had poops like this, never eaten meat like that. I’m convinced it is in fact a turd.
@alext6933Ай бұрын
This is reasonable. Many people have said this although I'm still not convinced one way or the other.
@walkerlocker61262 жыл бұрын
Imagine taking a shit in your take away box for a prank, and sometime later a stranger on KZfaq is presenting your masterpiece to gastroenterologists and kebab experts, trying to break it like the Davinci Code
@zilo97352 жыл бұрын
“There’s no way someone took a shit that presentable is a box.” You’d be surprised to how many people can land their shit perfectly
@--.._2 жыл бұрын
how tf do u know this information
@exorchili71212 жыл бұрын
@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 🤓
@zilo97352 жыл бұрын
Don’t ask
@zilo97352 жыл бұрын
@@--.._ people shitting from rooftops onto cars mostly
@Sanker12 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo bot
@rememberpickles2 жыл бұрын
"The thing that throws me off is it has little chunks in it." That doesn't throw me off; it's just one more thing kababs and poo have in common. Those little chunks propel me further down the rabbit hole. Theology, cosmology, pshaw-this pic is truly the greatest mystery.
@adamwest87112 жыл бұрын
I think it looks like someone got a load of doner kebab and mushed it into a poop shape.
@JonYugen2 жыл бұрын
I've actually had to pick up someone's shit out of the public toilet at where I work because it wouldn't flush. It looked EXACTLY like that, one of the cleanest and longest peices of shit I've ever seen. One day I hope to meet this man..
@alexander33142 жыл бұрын
dear lord
@blackoutgenez2 жыл бұрын
WHY
@gavinvanvalkenburg82102 жыл бұрын
Do you think it could be a Serial Shitter?
@bladeplayzyt20782 жыл бұрын
did you pick it up... with bare hands?
@JonYugen2 жыл бұрын
@@bladeplayzyt2078 Of course not lol. I had layers of gloves and paper towels
@DeadPixel11052 жыл бұрын
0:37 the dramatic, low "boom" sound effect when the shit/kabab appears on-screen killed me 😂
@Spitfire__19442 жыл бұрын
"I'm literally shitting right now" They have such a way with words
@trevorvertt2 жыл бұрын
I was on the live for this & it was hilarious. Truly a once in a lifetime opportunity on twitch.
@Spitfire__19442 жыл бұрын
@@trevorvertt honestly It's something I would say being the shitposter I am
@Zorisura2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, I'm shitting too right now as I read your comment.
@Wubsy962 жыл бұрын
As a foodie, here's my take: Real kebabs have visible 'finger marks' where the person would have wrapped the meat around the rotisserie spit. Additionally, it appears to be barely cooked; kebabs are brown but not THAT brown. Real kebabs are firm, have char marks, have variation in coloring due to the addition of spices and whatnot, and sometimes have a bit of a greasy look to it. The log looks abnormally thick, dry, basic/bland in appearance and soft to be kebab. Also, look at how the right end droops into the box. I will say the indent in the middle is throwing me off a little bit. Conclusion, it's either real poop, fake poop or worse a vegan kebab.
@HairyJuan2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking it was either a vegan kebab or fake poop, it looks too dry and plastic to be real poop.
@Daniel-rg5kb2 жыл бұрын
I love how it's either an entire shit, or just vegan food 😂😭😭
@adamwest87112 жыл бұрын
You have clearly never eaten a UK doner kebab. This stuff has never seen the touch of man. It is like a gigantic toilet roll that arrives from a factory and is stuck on a spit and cooks vertically as it turns. It never really cooks, it just gets warm and greasy. The kebab shop owners don’t even touch it. They usually use a very sharp of electric knife and slice it straight into a tray. It’s very malleable stuff and I reckon someone took a load of doner kebab meat and squished it into poop shape.
@Dragonk1162 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure a Turkish kebab house wouldn't have pooped on that.... Plus that poop is too massive to be fake or real.... It's just a poorly made kebab.
@theunease55412 жыл бұрын
I literally tried to recreate a kebab that looks like poop and they look like poop but are still clearly obviously kebabs imo. I posted it in wubby's subreddit if you are curious enough.
@EnderDBD2 жыл бұрын
"There is no way someone took a shit that presentable into a box" EDP: Hold my cupcake
@cyber1ifeconnor2 жыл бұрын
I honestly worry for charlies health jesus
@captainngoose Жыл бұрын
This is a plagiarized comment lol
@teddys57752 жыл бұрын
Ok here's my theory: This is dog poop. As someone who worked at a vet clinic for several years and had to clean up and EVALUATE dog poop every day, this looks very much like dog poop. The one end has a couple inches of a darker color than the rest, the folds it has throughout, and the mysterious lumps as well all look really typical. Not to mention just the overall cylindrical shape and lack of obvious fibrous tissue that would generally be in ground meat? I know that you can also have meat paste that looks more uniform but somehow this doesn't fit either profile. I would also think that it would be much easier to harvest a dog turd for this photo than from a human because you could just pick one up off the grass. If this is gag poop, I must say I'm impressed because they went to a lot of trouble to add the finer details.
@DreamhopMusic2 жыл бұрын
Not the mystery we wanted solved, but the mystery we NEEDED solved
@desters87372 жыл бұрын
this is about to blow up lmao
@Sanker12 жыл бұрын
Bots
@muhammadHassan-kj1jy2 жыл бұрын
Love ur channel
@officertrevorphilips95612 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan That’s cool and all, but I rather find the person who asked.
@kboltiz2 жыл бұрын
Dreamhop! surprising to see you here, I just wanted you to know.... big fan :)
@carlosr11762 жыл бұрын
Documenting serious amount of time and effort for the silliest things is what makes people and the internet great. The corporatization of content gets stale but this kind of stuff as silly as it is feels genuine and sometimes is very interesting and entertaining.
@shards0fwords2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree! I’d caught the beginning of this vid yesterday when I accidentally skipped away from a live stream I was watching. I went back to the live stream once I got my hands and phone cleaned off. Just watched this vid and totally appreciate this guys dedication to finding out the truth behind the pic(no pun intended)
@mindstormgaming2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I know that Lewis. I went to school with him. Literally had to check my friend's list to make sure it was the same guy.
@justmordecai2 жыл бұрын
Was he as big of a bell end back then as he is now?
@longdongmc.johnson2 жыл бұрын
and.. he is lieing?
@thepalelady2 жыл бұрын
I'm no poop expert(please believe me), but could it have been that the person took a shit on a piece of paper, or card(possibly coated with non-stick oil to prevent sticking and stuff), and then proceeded to place it on the PETA? I agree with Charlie's point on it being impossible to get that perfect placement, but the poop could have very easily been collected in a controlled environment(like the one I mentioned above) and then manually placed on the Peta as a (very disgusting) gag image. Again, please I'm no expert on poop or its textures, so I'd like some validation on my theory. Thanks!
@p3wter0l0l32 жыл бұрын
Thank you poop expert
@xanderkai63532 жыл бұрын
it’s suspicious that you keep saying you’re not a poop expert. i’m starting to think you’re a poop expert
@timotygaming69182 жыл бұрын
I really don’t know man why would someone go to that much effort right. And if they did there has to be a motive.
@Generic-usernam3 Жыл бұрын
Agree with the above comments. Feeling like you’re trying way to hard to cover up the point that you are, in fact, a poop expert.
@bigpoopies7896 ай бұрын
Sounds like something a poop expert would say
@bardenhick21212 жыл бұрын
The mystery meat is such a paradox in and of itself that the reveal of its truth would likely tear the very fabric of the universe
@Sanker12 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo bot
@Bread4l1fe2 жыл бұрын
It is shit bc my culture makes kabobs regularly and when you make it it has like finger groves bc thats how you make it
@Shemsy.C2 жыл бұрын
holy fucking shit so many goddamn bots
@yourmomscomment2 жыл бұрын
How u discover wat it is n boom its no longer mystery meat
@krypticheart2 жыл бұрын
😂
@bradheldmann93232 жыл бұрын
This straight looks like a turd that could be used on the Bristol stool chart. The change in color 1/5th way down the stool is also convincing, due to if stool stays in the rectal vaults for long periods of time you can get this darkened discoloration. That darkened area also looks more desiccated which is pathognomonic of type 3 stool. I truly hope it is kebab, but I would be surprised. 10/10 would recommend this controversy to strangers.
@airysquared2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think I’d learn a new word (“pathognomonic”) on a video like this.
@justsimon73882 жыл бұрын
@@airysquared unfortunately it is used in a wrong way :(
@airysquared2 жыл бұрын
@@justsimon7388 Oops lmao
@scubasandwich36442 жыл бұрын
I agree. I'm team shit. The shop owners themselves agreed. And Lee is paranoid.
@Lkymn2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the insight Mr. Scatologist.
@ExhaustedSix952 жыл бұрын
As a firefighter I have shit in the woods many times, and it is highly possible for a fresh dry log to look exactly like that
@Iluvpie6 Жыл бұрын
Maybe I’m just uninitiated, but why do firefighters shit in the woods?
@lax4359 Жыл бұрын
@@Iluvpie6 we dont ask these questions we just go with the flow
@AlphaAlarmClock2 жыл бұрын
Every gastroenterologist I've ever known would definitely be on board for proving if this is or isn't poop for the memes
@puzzLEGO2 жыл бұрын
now all we need to do is find a gag poop produced that is identical in shape to the one in the photo
@gasfasdf93742 жыл бұрын
Puzzlelego? what a chad, just finished building your puzzle box lol
@oldgreggsmadmemes44312 жыл бұрын
@PuzzLEGO you have a mission now you can most definitely build your KZfaq channel up using the search for it too
@bakerXderek2 жыл бұрын
Had no idea this video was gonna have me laughing this hard.
@katze21762 жыл бұрын
its gold
@TchSktch2 жыл бұрын
You must be new to Charlie videos then
@zeepsjob2 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@yoMXTT2 жыл бұрын
my fuckin boi. CHEEEAAAAHHHH
@pleasedontwatchthese95932 жыл бұрын
They should have hired you as the poop expert for how much you have seen in San Bernardino
@Sbrasher13 Жыл бұрын
I’m a pastry chef who has made realistic “shit cake” before. To me, it looks like they wrapped the kebab meat in plastic wrap and formed it like that, or maybe using another edible medium.
@MysteryMastery69 Жыл бұрын
I've been checking cents here every week since this was posted. Thank you. This makes the most sense. I can sleep again. After months. Thank you. You re the hero I needed.
@pengabob Жыл бұрын
Poop Expert: its a kebab. Kebab Expert: it's poop. Schrodinger's PooKebab is very accurate.
@idhunepijl14042 жыл бұрын
Chatter “Im literally shitting right now” Charlie: “How does that help in the investigation man?!” 😂😂😂
@Sanker12 жыл бұрын
@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 bot
@punu36752 жыл бұрын
whats with these bots youtube?
@NippyNep2 жыл бұрын
@@punu3675 new here?
@vichuvishwa81412 жыл бұрын
Just taking a shit myself. It helps with the immersive experience while watching this video.
@huntinghighandlow87032 жыл бұрын
Yo same
@theprinceofthorns17622 жыл бұрын
The fact that he brang in a poop expert to look at the picture and conclude: Yes, this indeed might be poop. Is the funniest shit I’ve seen today.
@EmyN2 жыл бұрын
No pun intended
@laeamminlakana-matt56922 жыл бұрын
brought. Brang reads like a knife sliding on a plate
@theanonymouscommenter9762 жыл бұрын
Brang
@slaps14552 жыл бұрын
Imagine being sued for defamation of defecation. Wild.
@chriswade96162 жыл бұрын
5:00 "He's gonna interview a pile of shit next. Do you know this guy?" lmfao 💀
@tayzonday2 жыл бұрын
It is absolutely not Chocolate Rain.
@ValawynV2 жыл бұрын
Well, you *are* the expert, so I'm obligated to take your word for it.
@someonelikeable6162 жыл бұрын
Oh my god its actually you?
@WayStedYou2 жыл бұрын
Its chocolate thunder.
@damjanp79202 жыл бұрын
hey, you're the guy from that south park episode
@SPELTMUSIC2 жыл бұрын
holy shit i did not see this comment coming
@bredan80842 жыл бұрын
If Charlie watches enough of youtube deep dive videos, he can actually become a real life Sherlock Holmes. The hours of watching must equate to an entire degree of that.
@R.MaxumOff2 жыл бұрын
↖️👀What a creepy content is here guys😱😱😱
@Eldritch-12 жыл бұрын
Like a fecal freak Sherlock Holmes
@feilure90102 жыл бұрын
@@Volshebnik1 no
@AprilBytheBay2 жыл бұрын
I would say that I have seen too much on KZfaq, I have been watching it since it’s inception through my older sister finding it. I am not a Sherlock Holmes, I am just depressed and have so many memes bumping into eachother
@davidolofsson52312 жыл бұрын
Jesus lookin' Sherlock holmes then.
@nategwright2 жыл бұрын
How many times has Charlie called it the “5 stages of denial” instead of “grief” because I’ve heard him say that a few times now.
@denimjacketsandjorts8254 Жыл бұрын
finally, the average person can get a glimpse of arfid
@erenturk71212 жыл бұрын
As a Turkish person who’s spent most of my dinners with various kebabs, there’s no way any kebab would have a thick cylindrical shape that size unless it was “kokoreç” (sheeps intestines) which I really doubt. It could also potentially be “köfte” however koft are much smaller in size and have clear grill markings around them. Also almost every kebab like that is cooked straight on a rod so it would be odd for it to just completely slump on one side, therefore, what we are looking at is an impressive turd
@H0n3yMonstah2 жыл бұрын
As a Brit who's consumed a lot of doners after a night out here in the UK, I've never had doner meat served in that way. It's always shaved off the rotisserie. And I agree, it's not a kofta. It's definitely a box of crap.
@ms_03172 жыл бұрын
@@H0n3yMonstah kebab in this case is not doner kebab. It’s shish kebabs which are meat on a skewer grilled over charcoal completely different from doner kebab
@damjanp79202 жыл бұрын
@@H0n3yMonstah exactly. Every kebab I ever had (I tried them in Croatia, Serbia, Spain and Italy) had meat in the shape of thin leaves shaved off a large chunk (several kilos) of meat on a rotisserie. Never in my life have I seen or heard of a kebab as a fat log-like chunk of meat. Also if you look at the creases in the "mystery meat"... shit has creases that look just like that
@damjanp79202 жыл бұрын
@@ms_0317 tried those, they are usually hard and cannot bend naturally after being cooked while the one in the pic clearly bends downwards in the right third of it. So it's clearly mushy/soft, undercooked meat is never that brown so idk how it would be soft enough to just bend to adjust to the surface undearneath it. Also if you look at the last third of the "kebab" the colour is darker, kinda like a dude hadn't shat in a few days and had his shit from two separate meals squeeze together into one (hence the different colours)
@shebeefingonmystroganoff2 жыл бұрын
even if it was the right sized kofta with no grill marks and not on a skewer, koftas don't have that type of discolouration bc it's just mince, so the color is uniform throughout even if there's spices etc. like could you possibly get the creases w the mince? yes but not to THAT level of detail and variation unless you sat there and maybe hand sculpted every crease on the kofta
@EvelynnEleonore2 жыл бұрын
It's simple. It's the entity that crossexists between "The world's most perfectly shat across a salad turd" and "the world's shittiest kebab"
@KHA0T1X2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. you're a nobody.
@Adorb_ash2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. reported
@logansorensen60092 жыл бұрын
I googled “gag poop” and the first shopping result came up that looks pretty similar. Also it is named “Toilet Seat Turd, UK Import” Coincidence? Who knows😂
@hewhocries39102 жыл бұрын
6:10 Although I agree that shitty cooks can make food look like shit, I would like to see someone so bad at grilling that their hotdogs/sausages get shit grooves in them.
@305backup2 жыл бұрын
"It's like Death Note.. but if Light was shitting" This is one of the greatest quotes of modern history.
@LordHonkInc2 жыл бұрын
I've heard Charlie referred to as "the person who can say the weirdest stuff in the most casual of ways" and I think that's just one more example of that
@Gambsmoore2 жыл бұрын
I believe the most likely reason Lee deleted the image is because he took the picture as a joke, it was a gag poop, and he had completely forgotten about it, then when he heard someone was trying to figure out who he was, he's just some regular dude that doesn't want the fuss, so he deleted it because it doesn't matter to him. It's the least exciting answer, so it's probably the most likely.
@SuperMan-Kal-El2 жыл бұрын
Never seen a kabab like that but definitely flushed a few of the same turds
@my11badkids782 жыл бұрын
I had a buddy who would flip the seat down in McDonald's or wherever. Drop a log right onto some TP he laid on top of seat. Then he would proceed to take a pile of rolled up TP and grab the log and use it as a big crayon and write offensive comments on the walls. Kids today have no idea what people use to have to do to entertain themselves AND post comments to the community before we had smartphones.
@friedgengarz2 жыл бұрын
"It's not just the poop, it's the mystery *behind* the poop." - Dennis Reynolds
@Digitalhunny2 жыл бұрын
That business is gonna sue for "Deification of Character" now, eh!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@excuseme27702 жыл бұрын
YESDS I WAS LOOKING FOR DOMEONE TO MENTIKN IT
@donnathelightningbug2 жыл бұрын
"What's my cut" is the most Blackpool thing imaginable.
@Crow-P52 жыл бұрын
Truly wouldn't expect anything less
@meleechicken2 жыл бұрын
@@Crow-P5 nice pfp
@Crow-P52 жыл бұрын
@@meleechicken 🐐 piece
@bentobox72262 жыл бұрын
i feel like this: 3:37 is so damning because in that lighting it really looks the same as the picture, just hidden under the toppings
@hannah.reissa2 жыл бұрын
When Charlie called it a “load” I legally passed away.
@WAVE00252 жыл бұрын
Justin Whang is in the case, and now even Charlie, the man who solved the Jack The Ripper case, is in on it too, that just shows you just how serious this mystery is, to shit or not to shit? That is the question
@weirdkd542 жыл бұрын
Wubby: "I'm nervous no one will like the video I took two years to make" Everyone: "turd kebab will consume my life"
@supertron60392 жыл бұрын
When I clicked on a video called "KZfaq's Greatest Mystery", this is not what I expected nor what I wanted to see.
@BG-hn3to2 жыл бұрын
I live in Blackpool, we found this restaurant by accident while looking for a kanan place to order from. Sent it to the family gc and my dad called the restaurant to tell them someone was passing a photo of poop off as a review, never bothered following it up, this was September 24th 2021. Absolutely fuckiing wild that I just threw a video on for while I’m going to bed and I see that photo again after completing ly
@spencerclark942 жыл бұрын
I'm team shit. And I firmly believe that Lee R decided to just shit on a Kebab for a hate review of the restaurant.
@Griffi-ee5mn2 жыл бұрын
I'm also a Shitter. The grooves, color change and the piece of corn (bottom left) is what gives it away.
@kubaduce2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and I think when he got the messages on insta he got scared and deleted the reveiw
@DarkBlackwing2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. and you're gone
@zaria88362 жыл бұрын
yeah
@NerzJansch22 жыл бұрын
little tidbit about this, the picture is a lot older than the review. First time i saw it was around 2013-14
@Enso.2 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel every time the past 24 hours where Charlie says “The 5 stages of denial” and implies that “grief” is one of the stages, instead of vice versa, I’d have two nickels Which isn’t that many but it’s weird that it happened twice
@laurenk86172 жыл бұрын
I love that reference 😂
@Tommy503772 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time someone made this reference, I'd have a hell of a lot more then two nickels. Which is a lot, and it's weird that it keeps happening.
@cmja092 жыл бұрын
It's like people saying should of instead of should've.
@mikuenjoyerXD2 жыл бұрын
@@cmja09 should've = should have. It's not the same thing
@cmja092 жыл бұрын
??? i know. that's why i was comparing it to the original comment
@Patrick_Archibald2 жыл бұрын
I love that the train of thought was specifically gastroenterologist AND THEN the kabab expert and not the other way around
@meep55012 жыл бұрын
i'm so glad i decided to get food before i started watching this
@100gecsrbetterthangod52 жыл бұрын
Charlies reasoning for it not being poop is extremely weak. "Nobody could poop so perfectly in a box!" Dude... Let me introduce you to the unending horror that is scat pr0n.
@BrokenCDprodux2 жыл бұрын
Please don't.
@100gecsrbetterthangod52 жыл бұрын
I 100% think it is poo especially since the restaurant said they thought it was a troll post. Some friggin goon has famous poop right now lmao
@305backup2 жыл бұрын
@@100gecsrbetterthangod5 literally lmao. I've taken some keepers like that before.
@224ryan2 жыл бұрын
@@100gecsrbetterthangod5 I mean, if a Gastrologist says that it is most likely a poorly made kebab than I would take his opinion. The restaurant owner also seem to think that it wasn't likely to be poo.
@Mythki11er2 жыл бұрын
Nah im good
@mikeyhuddleston43752 жыл бұрын
Alrighty something I think we overlooked here: That’s a big piece of “whatever”, but there’s nothing on the top of the lid. If that was closed it would be smooshing it. I vote poop, because if all that was brought home in a take-out container, there would be juice or something on the top lid.
@haywood56212 жыл бұрын
Besides the fact that is if was shit it would literally smear all over the top lid
@gracejordan1102 жыл бұрын
@@haywood5621 only if they closed it after but I’m thinking the pic was taken after it was dropped fresh
@mcbamm56832 жыл бұрын
You don’t get kebabs like that in the UK. It is traditionally sheared meat from a spit, google UK Doner Kebab. That was human shit.
@pirilon782 жыл бұрын
@@haywood5621 the point is that they dumped it fresh
@billybandit2 жыл бұрын
Yep, the go-to kebab is doner (shavings), if it was a shish kebab it'd either be chunks of meat with charred pepper/onion or a much more uniformly shaped minced mea kebab, and it wouldn't be smooth like that photo. This is either a real dump or a really convincing toy turd - the darker section on the right shows exceptional attention to detail if it is fake
@cal14th2 жыл бұрын
NGL Charlie, I've legit taken poops exactly like that. I would have to bite a towel or something when it's coming out. Entire toilet snakes that sometimes clog the toilet itself.
@spicywater60912 жыл бұрын
paymoneywubby & Critikal stream collab would be kinda badass
@xordell16222 жыл бұрын
“It’s like Death Note, except if Light was shitting at kebab restaurants, I guess.” 👨🍳👄👌
@leslie79222 жыл бұрын
Funny how the gastro expert laughs at poo even though he sees it daily at work.
@MbitaChizi2 жыл бұрын
Dont read my name!😑.
@RaphDeGrate2 жыл бұрын
It had to be funny how it was presentated so dramatically
@WayStedYou2 жыл бұрын
I think the sheer hilarity of seeing the glistening turd upon a kebab.
@galaxyaj42562 жыл бұрын
@@MbitaChizi k
@pelicanbones21762 жыл бұрын
A 4. 6 FOURTY . EVERY STEP. BENCH 500. MIKE TYSON RUNNIN A 4. 6 40. STRAIT AT YOU. THAT SCARS ME. YUP.
@wojtekpolska10132 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing how everyone is basically saying: It's either a really bad kebab, or a really good shit
@prussiangermansoldier29872 жыл бұрын
After solving Jack the ripper and D.B. Cooper, Charlie tackles his greatest mystery yet
@ReizokoRyu2 жыл бұрын
That is absolutely shit. As an MD I can confirmed that this is nothing more and nothing less than an ENORMOUS shit. Notice the darker end? This was a shit that had been brewing for a while. It is darker because it had been inside for longer and contains less moisture than the rest of the log of shit
@WayStedYou2 жыл бұрын
I am team turd. Or a fake gag turd placed on top
@Ali-lm7uw2 жыл бұрын
But if it's poop then the turd should have the same breath, but it's wide at one end and narrow at the other
@ReizokoRyu2 жыл бұрын
@@Ali-lm7uw Understandable, but consider this ; If one is in a hurry or constipated, the squeezing action of the rectum will in turn meld the shit into a thinner taper until it escapes, or breaks from rigidity.
@ExtraTurtle2 жыл бұрын
What's more possible, a guy taking a poop into a food bowl and taking the picture or a person just getting a weird kebab and picturing it cause it's funny
@nafetsbrusa48032 жыл бұрын
It was obviously shit, the excuses make me realize my friend was truly a disgusting person. His form of pranks involved his poo, from smearing it, leaving it, throwing it and presenting it. This would be an example of how he would present it, some people are good at handling poo. For the record, i never shook his hand.
@Cloud-wh6np2 жыл бұрын
KZfaqs greatest mystery is why JCS was pretty much "canceled". Dude made excellent videos, and all of a sudden he's blacklisted.
@gilou2752 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's a shame JCS channel was very very good indeed.
@Cloud-wh6np2 жыл бұрын
@@gilou275 agreed 100x
@mastertubbily18122 жыл бұрын
Who’s JCS?
@cringeproof1002 жыл бұрын
@@mastertubbily1812 he did videos on criminal interrogations and analyzed them, interesting stuff and there are a lot of channels that do similar content that were inspired by him
@mastertubbily18122 жыл бұрын
@@cringeproof100 ah, thanks
@Cam_Cam_Cam_Cam2 жыл бұрын
Charlie's previous video: Hang on guys I'm not gonna show you all shit but I'm going to look at it myself, there's no way that's okay to show everyone This entire video:
@amitgorai43142 жыл бұрын
Well it's a mystery
@careyou47812 жыл бұрын
“no youtube, it’s a kebab I swear”
@birb44142 жыл бұрын
Wubbys so desperate to close this case, he’s gonna recreate the crime scene
@bobpuslkr50254 ай бұрын
"The snmoking gun" said Charlie Lmao
@anthonydaniels87392 жыл бұрын
As somewhat of a Kabab connoisseur from the middle east, I have never seen Kabab look like that in my entire life. It's simply impossible for ground meat Kabab to come out with grooves and dual colors. If someone managed to make a Kabab like that one, you might as well call it shit.
@shimsham88872 жыл бұрын
I thought Charlie was doing a bit at first, but now I'm genuinely confused how someone WOULDN'T think that's shit 🤢🤢
@jonathanpilcher3372 жыл бұрын
Yea that 100% ain't no kebab nor meat in general, at least towards the end he did start to opt for gag poo, which I think is far more likely than real poo based on how presentable the thing is
@jacobsellars78962 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanpilcher337 this looks exactly like every shit I have ever taken
@trequor2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobsellars7896 pics?
@louie27472 жыл бұрын
It's got that dry part at the beginning and smooth part on the end. Definitely shit.
@joabsheppard15082 жыл бұрын
“See like u dont know if it’s poop or a kebæb” -charlie
@bleepers3 Жыл бұрын
0:15 lmao starts with a banger lmao that’s when you know it’s gonna be good, when this guy’s pooping time will forever be immortalized on a moist critical video
@stevie72142 жыл бұрын
“There’s no way took that presentable off a shit to put in a box” I could 100% take a shit in my toilet on literally ANY day of the week; and if I pulled it out of the toilet and stuck it in a box, it would look JUST like that 😂
@basementuncle67082 жыл бұрын
Brag?
@imjustagirl2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@hyboirds15362 жыл бұрын
"There's no way someone took a shit that presentable"... oh Charles, how surprisingly innocent you are for your position in the world. Someone can absolutly drop a picturesque turd like that. I'm actually a bit surprised stuff like this isn't more common. Many times in my unfortunate life have I seen a single, long, perfect turd laid out like a staged piece of art. But this picture is pretty hard to nail down, it could definitly be a kebab.
@va57802 жыл бұрын
Never have I ever seen in my life meat in any form to look so bad. It's either a well made gag poop or our man just took a dump
@daddymememaster54322 жыл бұрын
You really said all that just to backpedal lol
@I-dont-reply2 жыл бұрын
They’ve obviously never shitted thru a cookie cutter
@xanderkai63532 жыл бұрын
it’s 100% not kebab. whether its poop or fake poop, that is real the question imo
@ninjafrog69662 жыл бұрын
I mean EDP did it
@buckethead8284 Жыл бұрын
Literally never once thought it was a Kebab, it’s 100% poo
@jonrios13892 жыл бұрын
In a few years I hope we see this on “Cold Case Files.”
@nathanpitek31772 жыл бұрын
Lee was probably worried about crazy internet people spamming him for the rest of time once this video came out
@RunItsTheCat2 жыл бұрын
The object looks too wet to have been picked up after being shat out; there would be fingerprints / pressure marks if it were, and if not it's remarkable that there are no streaks of residue anywhere else after such a perfect landing. That being said, the almost completely yellow-ish color of the object indicates that this is likely not meat; when meat or other organic substances turn brown (from a process known as Maillard reaction), it's usually a lot darker (like the brown tip of the object). Also, if it was grilled to that color, we should see uneven coloring based on surface's height from the grill, but instead only the narrow tip (which should in theory be actually undercooked) is darker. Perhaps the reason why the gastroenterologist and kebab expert were both thrown off were probably because it was neither; I think Charlie mentioning gag-poop is the by far the most likely case (laminated rubber or playdough). It would also explain why the original post was removed, as negative publicity like this gives the restaurant justification to initiate a serious libel case.
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of all this is people in the 1900s probably expected great technology advancement but instead we’re on a blues clues hunt to figure out whether this substance is kebab or doo doo
@greg-bc8ky2 жыл бұрын
It could just be an oily sheen
@user-op8fg3ny3j2 жыл бұрын
I ruined your 69
@petebrown80762 жыл бұрын
dude someone prolly just undercooked a “doner” kebob and shaped it that way. And kinda has a fast food greasy look.. not even fake poop resembles awfulness of a crappy kebob
@petebrown80762 жыл бұрын
@RunItsTheCat
@byHexted2 жыл бұрын
I don’t like how Charlie’s staring at me in the thumbnail it’s unsettling
@pickletom8 ай бұрын
"Kebab expert" sounds like something Rick from Pawn Stars would say😂
@kidnamedfinger39582 жыл бұрын
I love his style of journalism it really keeps you interested
@Diesel_Budgie2 жыл бұрын
Here's another theory. Lee R, if we believe his reviews, has a son. What if the son logged in on his dad's account and posted a prank review?
@pancakeslapp2 жыл бұрын
Logged in, logged on, then logged off
@SlopTopPapa2 жыл бұрын
@@pancakeslapp I see what you did there.
@samurai68172 жыл бұрын
I'm really inclined to think that Lee R was actually that english football player just bc of the timing of the second Lee R review immediately after being in contact with the investogator
@Diesel_Budgie2 жыл бұрын
@@SlopTopPapa I don't, pls explain?
@SlopTopPapa2 жыл бұрын
@@Diesel_Budgie Dude logged in, dropped a fat log, and logged off
@mr_meatloaf2 жыл бұрын
as a Turk, I think someone put a kokorec (made out of lamb gut) that washed wery poorly on some veggies and say its a kebab (that means its poop but not at the same time)
@BrotakuDon2 жыл бұрын
This is like if the "Who Pooped the Bed" episode of It's Always Sunny were adapted for CSI
@ricowilson2 жыл бұрын
Penguinz definitely has a 32gb flash drive inside his head filled with random jokes
@vindovilles34192 жыл бұрын
Right? Imagine being so unironically funny
@mtlewis9732 жыл бұрын
… do you not know what being funny is?
@noktasifir37252 жыл бұрын
You can literally see the right side being drier than the left side, because it came out right side first. The left side was more moist because it was further away from the exit, it probably started with a struggle to get it out. Then, it came out nice and smooth after the dry part was out.
@neah99762 жыл бұрын
I’m fucking dying at the fact the Poop Puppeteer got spooked at the investigation and tried to cover his trail
@purplepixie2742 жыл бұрын
It's a shit. My brother was a caretaker in a primary school, and the things those kids did in those toilets were nightmare -inducing. The pinnacle was one of the 'mind the wet floor' cones, with a big poo stuck in the hole at the top. So some kid had picked it up and put it in there. And it was my brother's job to pull it out.
@damjanp79202 жыл бұрын
That's a joke, right? Th... that has to be a joke
@purplepixie2742 жыл бұрын
@@damjanp7920 nope. I promise you on my kids ' lives its not. And the amount of piss, up the walls, all over the floor, just swimming in piss, on the daily.
@-_J_-2 жыл бұрын
We're so used to moist being serious to the point of him laughing is either a blessing or a curse.
@alexd45662 жыл бұрын
I have thoroughly searched the internet for fake human feces and there are fake poops that look similar to this one, but I have not found an identical copy. Either it’s a homemade fake poop or the real deal. No way that’s meat
@leelowther7027 Жыл бұрын
"do u know this guy was such a fucking amazing line i just died and came back
@TheRioJesus2 жыл бұрын
There is literally no way that is meat, that’s a log, 1000%.
@Chad_1292 жыл бұрын
idk if its a shit mate, but it is VERY possible it is
@thesupremeweeb52912 жыл бұрын
I love how certain you sound LOL
@olocippicolo2 жыл бұрын
People before: "In the future there will be flying cars!" People now: "Turd kebab?"
@destinytucker96472 жыл бұрын
yea we will just continue our life while our ancestors our looking down on us shaking their heads
@4bangerlove2 жыл бұрын
I could easily lay a steaming pipe on that platter.
@markharrison64982 жыл бұрын
My wife and I watched the first two minutes of this video and for some reason it lead to action. So confused right now. Cheers Charlie
@WakeNBakeBro2 жыл бұрын
Neither of you mentioned the possibility of it being dog shit. I used to have a large dog and he took dumpers that looked just like this. Perhaps even photoshop. There are *loads* of possibilities