Heavy doesn't have inhuman thoughts He is pure.

I lost it at "Apologies; It's mine"

The medic saying "I'M BACK BITCHES" gives me life

Ahh, its the engineer. *Entire meet the engineer script* Good work, did not see that one coming

"I have done nothing but watch porn for 3 days." I have a lot in common with soldier

"RIP Heavy. He was fat. Goodnight." x3

2:23 This needs to be a voiceline the Medic says when respawning in both normal games and resurecting in MVM.

“It contains pornography” Soldier: *steals bucket*

The pyro and heavy easily had the best inhuman thoughts.

"I've done nothing but watch porn for 3 days." I think soldier is my spirit animal

*I'M BACK BIETCHES*

"it contains pornography" *why is Dora in there then Spy.*

Medic: I AM BACK, BITCHES!!

I've been watching this atleast once every day, goddamn this is too good!

0:26 this whole bit is just hilarious

1:55 Plot Twist: Heavy did remember to write something, the paper was just too drenched in c*m to be legible.

I lost it when the Soldier took off with the bucket.

fucking hell...

We need a ytp just of spy screaming in german (edit: french)

2:03 The Heavy's is the funniest one

Hahah SFM meet GMOD... Was surprised to see that pop up. Nicely done. (Also sound of silence

My favorite tf2 class is the Bucket

2:23 Thats the part EVERYONE likes,right?

1:01 pyros inhuman thoughts are the best moments for soldier to say Dear god... No..

Our first thought is Scout's! He's...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!

A picture of Dora the Explorer was included in the bucket of inhuman thoughts.

List of inhuman thoughts: Scout: unknown (was claimed by spy) Soldier: to have the bucket Pyro: to f🤬ck a young girl’s 🤬ss Engineer: to reenact the events of “meet the engineer” one last time... Heavy: unknown (he forgot) Demoman: unknown (possibly wants revenge for the events of “a lesbian love story”) Medic: to stop dying Sniper: to become an insurance broker Spy: to “make whoopy” with scout’s mother

Im back-BITCHES!

So let's see here... Everyone's inhuman thoughts; what each of the classes secretly desire: Scout: N/A ("Apologies, it's mine!") Spy: Scout's mother Pyro: *redacted for obvious reasons* Soldier: the bucket Heavy: N/A (he forgot) Demoman: revenge (see "A Lesbian Love Story") Medic: N/A (ded, AGAIN!) Sniper: to be an insurance broker Engineer: to reenact "Meet the Engineer" again. Edit: For 9 damn months, one of my quotes did not have an end quote...

Gorgeous Freeman episode 3 spoiler: Another Wilson dies. ... WILSOOOOOOOON!!!

Engineer: Hey buddy, I'm an engineer. Spy: *Ah shit, here we go again...*

Why is this the most legitimately well written YTP ever?

3:10 when you spend ages trying to find an item for a customer and you give it to them and they don't want it anymore

I forget ;-;

2:22 That "I'm back bitches!" is so perfect

To this day, I'll never know what that growl-like sound in 1:18 that is to convey that awkward silence for Soldier as Spy regrettably asks him if Soldier wants the bucket. The scene is so perfect and I want that sound so badly to use for my own projects.

Spy: Question, why did you take the bucket ? Soldier: To watch PORN. Spy: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Soldier: I have watched PORN for 3 days.

1:36 Spy: I am going to fehk you >:( [fehks it] Soldier: OH MY BIG BUTT! lol

0:24 It says that there's pornography in the bucket... there's a Dora the Explorer picture... porn... Dora... Oh My God, he predicted Dora the Explorer - The Movie D:

"Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?" "You bet!" "Good." I think Framce has just surpassed Italy for me, and mind you, i love the italian language.

in my head canon heavy didn't put anything on the paper because he doesn't have any inhuman thoughts

engineer... ENGINEER... I DON'T GIVE A FACK

2:48 Heavy is dead before it was cool

1:35 When somebody steals my hent- *I MEAN* comics

at 0:36 you can hear the medic say "Oh Shit!" :)

We want Gorgeous Freeman Episode 3

Teacher: *gives homework online* Me: *doesn't do homesork* Teacher: what have you done?! Me: 1:47

Pornography:*exists* Soldier:HIPPITY HIPPITY THAT HENTAI IS NOW MY PROPRETRY

How people image Heavy: Stupid Russian. Canonical Heavy: pHD in Literature, fought for and took care of his family. I don't know anymore.

*INHUMAN THOUGHTS*

Masterpiece.

Spy: “Our second *INHUMAN THOUGHT* is Pyro’s... Pyro: “OOOOOHHHH!” Spy: “He wants to FACK a YOUNG GIRL’s ASS!” Pyro: (inaudible laughing and FNAF The Puppet’s music box) Spy: “😒Fantstic....” Pyro: OH-HO-HO-HO *Puppet’s music box intensifies*

"To think all I used to wanna do is sell insurance" rip snipers hopes and dreams.

''I'm back... BITCHES!'' Amazing

Mrs pauling DID say that at least one of the mercs was a sex offender...

Favorite Part: Medic: 3 Days Later... Spy: Medic, you we're supposed to be dead? Medic: *Screams*

I'M BACK BITCHES!

This was beautiful.

“I have done nothing but watch porn for three days.” Soldier being a big mood

Bucket: Alsace and Loraine Soldier: Germany in 1870's Spy: France in 1870's 0:27

0:55 Spy is Stingy confirmed!!

Your YTP's are golden.

At 1:55 Heavy's inhuman thoughts paper says scout on it

1:05 That's hilarious.

Hey look buddy, I'm a commenter, that means I leave comments. Not comments like "Hey man, nice video", because that would fall within the definition of "comment" I'm a youtube commenter. With one question How am I gonna get this big famous youtube star to notice me? With a comment and if that doesn't work? with more comments. Like this typed out parody of "Meet the engineer" that I made up during school instead of work. Thought of by me Typed by me and you best hope... not read by you.

These are hilarious! i hope Antoine keeps doing these!

The fact that TLT, Raxxo, Kosta, and Heavy the Inkling watch these. It makes it golden

Spy:You want the bucket ey? Soldier:No I don't Spy:~TRIGGERED~

I never knew how much I needed Medic saying "I'm back, bitches!" in my life until now

Gorgeous Freeman in the bucket!?

So what did we learn? The spy loves to share his sexual congresses with a cougar. Scout has suppressed memories of his colleague having sexual congress with his mother. The soldier has a chronic masturbation issue that allows him to fill a bucket filled with milk. The pyro wants to have sexual congress with either a female minor. The heavy is heavily depressed for not having any thought process he wants to share. The sniper heavily regrets his profession as an assassin. The medic needs some hugs. The demoman is misunderstood and resorts to exploding when no one understands him. The engineer wants to share his life but has not slipped into GMOD-Syndrome.

2:57 Me everytime I get ads.

This was the longest 3 minutes 16 seconds of my life.

how many of you actually paused to look at engineers inhuman wish

Spy:Our first thought is scouts...is... *WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?* Scout: WHAT TH- SPY: apologizes...its mine (Shots have been fired people)

0:25 "it contains pornography" Soldier: PERFECT. AuAuGhAhHeEiAh

((i started crying when he said "engineer, i dont give a FUCK"))

1:48 me when my teacher asked what was I doing with my study time

0:28 I never though soldier vibrato could make me laugh but it did P. S. Rest in peace Rick May, you still exist in our hearts!!!

1:01 i never knew what pyros inhuman thought till i turned on the captions LOL

I remember laughing so hard at this video that I was actually suffocating.

This was actually hilarious. Well done.

2:45 when you realised the pyro got buffed and all other classes nerfed

This is unironically probably one the most entertaining and greatest videos I’ve watched in a while, it even brought back some nostalgia from the YTP days.

at 1:24 Medic Three Days Later Spy: Medic you are supposed to be dead Medic: dooooo XDDD

demoman: everyone thinks im a one eyed bloody (mumbles something) spy: ok! demoman: god ill kell yeu! (explosions) what is the joke in that? 2:08

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfantastic

The engineer's inhuman thought: *Plays Meet The Engineer*

Unlike most ytps, i actually laughed at this - well done

The "I'm back, bitches !" sounded way too natural 0_o

2:38 They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive... Man I love that you used the half life 2 male citizen voice which also was voiced by the Sniper's voice actor

Spy: “Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?” Scout: “You bet.”

Why would soldier want the bucket in the end, he's already taken the porn out of it, also not to mention has FILLED IT TO THE BRIM WITH HIS OWN SEMEN. He has used the bucked to his heart's content by this point. Still, I, want that bucket.

This... is fucking hilarious.

0:49 It’s been nearly a decade and I just barely realized that the spy’s originally BLU. This guy’s editing was insane. Not to say it’s not insane now, but it was insane.

2:53 My favorite part. It was quite rude when Spy hit me with that pipe.

I need a forum weapon spy saying: "i don't give a fuck"

1:41 Spy - Question : Why did you take the bucket? Soldier - To watch porn. Spy - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Soldier - I have done nothing but watch porn for 3 days.

Normal memers use the entire Bee Movie script, TF2 memers use the entire Meet the Engineer script.

1:06 *FBI OPEN UP*