[YTP] Small Town Soviet America

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4 жыл бұрын

The next ordinary American you encounter could be a gnome, or worse, a mime. Or a mechanical student, or bees, or a molester of sea creatures hiding a microphone in his lower GI tract.

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@noisepuppet 4 жыл бұрын

Source: archive.org/details/gov.archives.arc.896138

@noisepuppet 4 жыл бұрын

On KZfaq kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hciqpNmXnrqxcYk.html

@KingHarkinianMah21 4 жыл бұрын

You should always put the source in the comments!

@JuanC17Playz 4 жыл бұрын

@@noisepuppet San FraarF

@metrekkie 4 жыл бұрын

I first saw this thing years ago and the scale of the claim combined with a lack of any other evidence of this thing actually existing is still driving me crazy.

@jeffcarroll1990shock 4 жыл бұрын

Have you decided if you're going to make a video using ShowBiz Pizza?

@UnfittingCarbon 4 жыл бұрын

"The students here are replicants... they are merely mechanical students." Genius

@jesterlogic6886 4 жыл бұрын

Aww I missed that one lol histimogeotograpghy was a good ringer lol

@RatPfink66 3 жыл бұрын

Best feature: they get shot for failing subject, they are repaired and back in class next morning! Economical!

@heroinmom153 2 жыл бұрын

They've gotta watch out for Professor Decker. I hear he's a tough one when it comes to replicant students...

@jeffcarroll1990shock 2 жыл бұрын

"We turn now...."

@someonenow1 2 жыл бұрын

@@heroinmom153 "Tell 'im I'm teaching."

@grfrjiglstan 4 жыл бұрын

"They English is not only flawlesses, they special." No other YTPer I know would be bold enough to make a grammar joke like that.

@mpk6664 4 жыл бұрын

He said that right when I was reading your comment, and it made me burst into tears.

@riceymartin2203 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that statement.

@saxongreen78 4 жыл бұрын

They buy lies and die like Americans, too.😁

@MustraOrdo 4 жыл бұрын

@sightinsight 4:28 - 4:30

@cellina.starfire 3 жыл бұрын

larger, yet smaller, yet smarger, yet laller

@parrothammer6652 4 жыл бұрын

That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy, which allows him to hear the dead in hell.

@4T3hM4kr0n 4 жыл бұрын

that actually makes sense...

@bored_person 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe I should try sticking candy in my ear.

@aplimsollpunk2738 4 жыл бұрын

Literally no part of that sentence makes a damn bit of sense. I burst out laughing from its sheer unexpectedness.

@Sakhmeov 4 жыл бұрын

@@aplimsollpunk2738 What? Isn't it obvious? It's meant to enhance the interiousness of the luxurior, so that even if it is in fact smarger it _seems_ laller.

@aplimsollpunk2738 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sakhmeov Ah I suppose so. On an unrelated note, you wouldn't happen to know where I could buy one of those newfangled Invisigraphs(TM) would you?

@DaltonSligh 4 жыл бұрын

“Explodotronics” sounds like an industrial metal band

@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын

sounds like something you'd see on the back cover of a mediocre 80s shred metal album, I kinda love it

@SsnakeBite 4 жыл бұрын

"You are a tool... of democracy!" From heel turn to face turn in one fell swoop.

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster 4 жыл бұрын

*"The Best is Yet to Come" starts playing*

@SlaughterhouseDb 16 күн бұрын

_Managed_ Democracy, of course.

@SsnakeBite 4 жыл бұрын

"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like Americans" - I'm not even entirely sure what that means and yet it still feels like a mood.

@IMelkor42 4 жыл бұрын

It's some deep truth is what it is.

@aplimsollpunk2738 4 жыл бұрын

That's probably the most woke line I've ever heard in a ytp.

@user-rp9bs8ml8o 4 жыл бұрын

@Trevor Archambeault bruh...

@kenetickups6146 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor Archambeault So are you pointing out that isreal’s a shit state, or are you being antisemetic?

@FreezepondMapping 4 жыл бұрын

@Trevor Archambeault CRAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN

@Nikolapoleon 4 жыл бұрын

"Trouser trout" is probably now my all-time favorite euphemism.

@Circuitssmith 4 жыл бұрын

Also the motorist “choking his root”.

@bachaddict Жыл бұрын

this is no ordinary stench!

@sabrinawelsh3543 Жыл бұрын

same here now

@kaden-sd6vb Ай бұрын

That great American institution: a hard-on

@astrolander95 4 жыл бұрын

"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like an American"

@StormsongK 4 жыл бұрын

"The entire town is a town designed to train Soviet youth how to American."

@Circuitssmith 3 жыл бұрын

@@guy_th18 No, youth.

@nobodycares4321 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Facebook

@GibusWearingMann 4 жыл бұрын

That great American institution: The laughter box.

@ange1playzgamez 4 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna say this YEET

@jeffcarroll1990shock 3 жыл бұрын

The hard on.

@jackofallspades98 4 жыл бұрын

A full run-down of the courses offered next semester at STSA University: -Intercourse in American History -Geography -Chemistry -Geomistry -Chemography -American Geograhistomistry -Ameristory -Electrographic Techtronics -Photocrypting -Photocoding -LaAaAab courses in the use of exploOosives -Explodotronics There really is something for all replicants who choose to attend this fine school.

@4T3hM4kr0n 4 жыл бұрын

How do I enroll there?

@erinbrown3744 4 жыл бұрын

I’m making my schedule for next semester. I hope that there’s an intercourse in American history class after Lunch o’ clock.

@erinbrown3744 4 жыл бұрын

I would take Explodotronics, bur it overlaps with my laaab in the use of explooosives. And I also have to think of scheduling around my part-time class.

@textbookdave5337 4 жыл бұрын

@@erinbrown3744 simple solution, use a miney tikerophone to record the other lecture

@MetalSlugzMaster 4 жыл бұрын

@@4T3hM4kr0n You enroll by testing at enrollments, then entest at enrollings at entestingments and then entrollingments test results of your intestinements for incontinence.

@Beeks81 3 жыл бұрын

"Today, we are no longer faced with that problem. ...buboblem. Mmm." Fucking killed me.

@orlandowordsmith6208 Жыл бұрын

The extra "mmm" is just so satisfying.

@kaden-sd6vb Ай бұрын

Regardless, these men are f*cking porpoises directly in the ass.

@AMathMonkey 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing complements the interious luxurior of a room better than miny tichrophones.

@sadgoy. 4 жыл бұрын

Installed under his balls, of course.

@LinkMcStink 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just picturing this as the original edit for the video sent by the Russians just confuse the CIA.

@harrison1735 4 жыл бұрын

Policemen Businessmen Mechanicmen Semen Police Mechanics Business Policemen Mechanical Businessmen Mechanical Mechanics

@wilberforce95 4 жыл бұрын

the sound effect of the guy hitting the parking meter killed me every time

@migueltapia1369 4 жыл бұрын

That stuff doesn't exist

@poly_g6068 4 жыл бұрын

@@migueltapia1369 Not true. My father was a Business Policeman.

@bruhSaintJohn 2 жыл бұрын

Policemen Businessmen Mechanicmen Mechanical men I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical man Plays command and conquer music

@TheSuperCommentGuy 4 жыл бұрын

After lunch, you wanna have lunch? To try lunch. We'll take lunch. Learn what makes lunch. And then practice lunch. It is now lunch o'clock. Lunch is dismissed until lunch.

@migueltapia1369 4 жыл бұрын

All the students in Hollywood Little Soviet America got fat

@jeffcarroll1990shock 4 жыл бұрын

@@migueltapia1369 what about the mechanical mechanics?

@migueltapia1369 4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffcarroll1990shock mechanical mechanics are real

@RatPfink66 3 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Ukraine lunch is luxury of high party officers. Everyone else eat lard on dark bread in between operation of machine. You forget to wipe hands on apron, you will be shot. If this cause time losing accident, you will be shot, then sent to gulag.

@aaronhilliker7566 4 жыл бұрын

"No matter where you look, there are gnomes. Their old people aren't any larger than our children. As a matter of fact, they're smaller." Iconic

@SynysterShadow 4 жыл бұрын

"Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center, that is located in the center" 🤣🤣🤣

@Sakhmeov 4 жыл бұрын

Naturally; and note that this is no ordinary stench. This is what makes the businessman's small cock seem large.

@finn8665 4 жыл бұрын

5:12 “the students you see here have to poop. They happy. :)”

@singleproppilot 3 жыл бұрын

They have beer. The rest of the town’s population is stupid.

@ancilodon 4 жыл бұрын

I swear this is one of Noisepuppet's best. I'm almost crying.

@WeebRemover4500 4 жыл бұрын

rarely even come by a single wordmixing like the business policemen

@westdakotaofficial7940 4 жыл бұрын

ancilodon imo his poops of 70s ads were the highlights of his career so far

@butcherax 4 жыл бұрын

It started off slow but I was in stitches by the end.

@Karmy. 4 жыл бұрын

The sentence mixing and word mixing jokes are top notch

@Circuitssmith 4 жыл бұрын

Probably the earliest TooT in history, such an innovation.

@dasbakon 4 жыл бұрын

5:12 "The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have Beer." Sounds like most students I've encountered.

@DeSinc 4 жыл бұрын

just found my latest favourite YTPer

@Rxmbler 4 жыл бұрын

Hey look, it's that half life guy!

@fredoriagaming4466 3 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@bachaddict 3 жыл бұрын

Hey desinc! would love to know your favourite ytp of his!

@13CaptainPrice 4 жыл бұрын

Those poor porpoises

@drgustaf2450 2 жыл бұрын

Nevertheless…….

@saxongreen78 Жыл бұрын

...not even a kiss!

@Tirgo69 4 жыл бұрын

Toot in the first frame is a good sign

@Maldoror2112 4 жыл бұрын

Twin Toots, no less!

@Bonerhead02 4 жыл бұрын

it took me until 5:50 to realize this was about espionage during the red scare

@YoumuHoover 4 жыл бұрын

"The wrist watch can fit up my as up to a distance up to 12 feet"

@Oecobius33 4 жыл бұрын

"Even more unusual is the absence of Cheech." You should've pasted Chong somewhere in that shot. Anyhow, great stuff as usual! I'm gonna have to start using the euphemism "trouser trout."

@WeebRemover4500 4 жыл бұрын

But there are many strange things about church. Even a casual observer would note the utter fascists

@Sheevlord 3 жыл бұрын

who spend their leisure time indulging in the all-american institution - a hardon

@wuffdog 4 жыл бұрын

2:38 hearing "sksksk" coming from a 70s film is a true wonder of the ages

@129140163 4 жыл бұрын

wuffdog That looks older than ‘70s to me. That looks more like early-mid ‘60s to me.

@Code7Unltd 4 жыл бұрын

This looks more like the 60s (40s-50s, perhaps?). Then again, this is easily researched on the National Archives.

@themightiestofbooshes9443 4 жыл бұрын

i don't get it

@Zorro9129 4 жыл бұрын

@@129140163 Nah, definitely late 20's.

@OPG2711 4 жыл бұрын

1960 to be exact :)

@subzerobadass 4 жыл бұрын

They English is not only flawlesses, but they special. The Soviets probably hired those malfunctioning androids from Mad Dogs and English Lessons to teach them.

@jackofallspades98 4 жыл бұрын

No wonder the professor talks about lunch the same way the guy from that video talks about having class

@noisepuppet 4 жыл бұрын

they happy

@KingHarkinianMah21 4 жыл бұрын

They’re all Mary Smith years old

@thesovietman8561 3 жыл бұрын

@@noisepuppet I too happy!

@bachaddict 3 жыл бұрын

@@noisepuppet the rubber faced psycho found a home where everything was a noun

@butcherax 4 жыл бұрын

I am definitely going to be using the term 'trouser trout' at the first opportunity. Thanks NP

@RevenSkinn 4 жыл бұрын

"smaller yet larger" -guy

@v2robosapien 4 жыл бұрын

american geograhistomestry

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 4 жыл бұрын

When I went on a trip to the Hollywood Soviet American Republic, I found hundreds of razor blades in my ass. And no matter where I look, there were gnomes.

@KingHarkinianMah21 4 жыл бұрын

Ninya / Ninja Brifsanovich the Saiyan did you spend time in the laughter box?

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 4 жыл бұрын

@@KingHarkinianMah21 Yes. And I got to meet some of the Mechanical Mechanics.

@dntapringl8314 4 жыл бұрын

*They gnomes*

@chrisprofitt4947 4 жыл бұрын

Drugs.....It has em!!!

@MetalSlugzMaster 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant editing. I just might start calling lunch time "lunch-o'clock"

@Consural 2 жыл бұрын

The habitants: (They all seem to be bees.) *Policemen *Businessmen *Mechanic Men *Semen *Police mechanics *Business policemen *Mechanical Businessmen *Mechanical Mechanics

@bachaddict Жыл бұрын

did you perform a closer examtion? did it veal anything else?

@noisepuppet Жыл бұрын

@@bachaddict I came here to ask exactly this

@nicktanski 3 жыл бұрын

"Everything In Town Is a Noun" sounds like a Schoolhouse Rock song

@alandpost 4 жыл бұрын

After lunch, they had lunch.

@AMathMonkey 4 жыл бұрын

Dude, that's quite a bit of lunch.

@alandpost 4 жыл бұрын

@@AMathMonkey They had lunch.

@AdventurousInsight 4 жыл бұрын

“ you are a tool... of democracy lul”

@DatFMEntertainment 4 жыл бұрын

There are many strange things about church indeed.

@migueltapia1369 4 жыл бұрын

All priests do evil in God's name

@RatPfink66 3 жыл бұрын

doors always locked because instructors grading papers inside. also weekly vodka social where we decide which students to get shot.

@FriendlyKat 3 жыл бұрын

Most of the activity seems to center around a small activity center that is located in the center.” Wow… incredible. This and the random spazzes absolutely killed me. LOL

@raidensreturn Жыл бұрын

"A long metal probe can be attached to the mic, and pushed through the dick" OMG, I actually choked on my water. Shit

@RatPfink66 2 ай бұрын

you would be amazed at the fidelity of the ball sounds.

@JetFalcon710 20 күн бұрын

"The vibrations then vibrate through the ass to the microphone, clearly reproducing any sounds emanating from the balls."

@Bolt473 4 жыл бұрын

“Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center that is located in the center.”

@davidvega462 3 жыл бұрын

"This is a testicle. They can be found all over you." 🤣🤣🤣

@shoopusdawhoopus 4 жыл бұрын

it truly blows my mind how well you can sentence mix with the sources you use, what with the poor quality and all

@wilberforce95 4 жыл бұрын

Electrographic tectronics, photocrypting and photocoding sound like majors from a steampunk alternate universe.

@Malzanar2010 3 жыл бұрын

Interious luxerior with miny ticrophones. Probably my favorite YTPism is that syllable swapping stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heroinmom153 2 жыл бұрын

I come back to this weekly to laugh. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.

@DomingosMultichannel 4 жыл бұрын

i laughed so fuckin hard to this, even as a german guy i can understand your word mixing so good. appreciate it.

@TaylorMMontgomery 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the voice over guy that voiced this is the 60s seeing this now. A crazy repetition of his voice...a creation made by a contraption with a mouse and keyboard.

@natebot321 4 жыл бұрын

Noisepuppet is reaching the pinnacle levels of his craft

@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 4 жыл бұрын

‘That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy’ Iam dying

@JetFalcon710 20 күн бұрын

"...which allows him to hear the dead in Hell!"

@jameselliot9114 Жыл бұрын

The installation of these ticrophones took mimes, and the cucking WoW made them SuSsable

@Kowgan 4 жыл бұрын

No matter where you look, most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center.

@cphillips805 3 жыл бұрын

In my personal opinion this is one of the best YTPs out there. But, I think I could make a pretty good objective argument for it. The quality of the edits and sentence mixing. The consistent cleverness of the jokes, where every other joke is as good as that one single joke that you remember from most YTPs. Yet, it has

@fungusmcbungus7943 Жыл бұрын

0:57 I was also under the impression that everything in my town was a noun :0

@zalibecquerel3463 4 жыл бұрын

"I hope this video has some TOOT in it" 0:01 "OUTSTANDING!!!"

@ight3817 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao those sound effects when the guy is pointing and hitting that meter 1:01 Gotta use those more often🤣

@kenkarsonn 3 жыл бұрын

“There are many strange things about church” Vatican: *starts sweating*

@Saphiren 4 жыл бұрын

most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center

@Circuitssmith 4 жыл бұрын

In a time when all of civilization seems to be spinning wildly off its axis, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this otherworldly emergency exit, however temporary.

@Shitmouth99 4 жыл бұрын

"You would also recieve the impression that everything in town was a noun"

@mochiboot6502 3 жыл бұрын

gotta be one of the best YTPs of all time

@acasta403 4 жыл бұрын

"A closer examination of the inhabitants would reveal that all of them seem to be bees"

@Dovah21 4 жыл бұрын

"A closer examation of the habitants would 'veal that all of them seem to be beastsszdzdz."

@thomasbaron5367 4 жыл бұрын

"... behind the walls, or under my balls." *dead* 🤣

@cloudwyrms9752 3 жыл бұрын

Parents: Didn’t you listen to your teacher in the Zoom meeting? The Zoom meeting: 3:18

@TheUnforgiven59 3 жыл бұрын

2:29 I couldn't stop laughing!

@billgueltig6136 3 жыл бұрын

That great American institution , a hard on

@fleetwoodvo8673 4 жыл бұрын

"Trolls are not necessary!" Krushchev knew the web brigades wouldn't work from day one.

@Finn-rf7vz 4 жыл бұрын

Drugs. It has 'em!

@9thDallasMowerExpo 4 жыл бұрын

I totally want to study Explodotronics.

@Abtastix 4 жыл бұрын

4:30 “you are a tool...” >:( 4:32 “of DEMOCRACY” :)

@GolemAvalanche 4 жыл бұрын

Mechanical businessmen, mechanical mechanics, even mechanical students. The Soviet spy game spared no expense.

@winteringgoose 4 жыл бұрын

Why is "interious luxurior" my new favorite phrase?

@mpaulm 4 жыл бұрын

“Trouser trout”😂 4:12

@brandoncase1477 2 жыл бұрын

"Inception? Okay. It's so obvious." Had me ROLLING.

@go_outside5511 3 жыл бұрын

What’s not to like? Drugs? It has ‘em and you can find hundreds of razor blades in your chocolate undies

@SpamNapkin 4 жыл бұрын

The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have beer.

@FOF275 3 жыл бұрын

04:17 The greatest word in ytp history

@heroinmom153 3 жыл бұрын

"The students here are replicants." Somebody call Decker

@sonataavalon6017 3 жыл бұрын

“He’s allowed to hear the dead in hell.” “Anime much?”

@Chronochrome 4 жыл бұрын

i'm so happy to see you uploading again, you have to be one of the top 5 poopers ever

@bensirach3586 4 жыл бұрын

A TOOT right from the beginning. Today's a good day.

@orlandowordsmith6208 3 жыл бұрын

*Tootday

@newoldstock_ 4 жыл бұрын

"We turn now"

@Ledwix 4 жыл бұрын

...Central Hollywood, one of the southern Soviet American republics. Truth bomb right here!

@ed8700 4 жыл бұрын

"their old people arent any larger than our children"

@pigpuke Жыл бұрын

"The rest of the towns population is stupid" - sounds about right

@bachaddict Жыл бұрын

my laughter is smarger or loller when I watch this repeatedly

@orlandowordsmith6208 Жыл бұрын

Now, they've repeated their repeated repeatings.

@bachaddict Жыл бұрын

@@orlandowordsmith6208 this is no ordinary stench!

@bachaddict Жыл бұрын

@@orlandowordsmith6208 we turn now

@noisepuppet 9 ай бұрын

Me as a freshman: but I could've sworn this was an orgy college

@noisepuppet 9 ай бұрын

@@orlandowordsmith6208TFW all the casualties blow tube steak

@butanebandit 4 жыл бұрын

Those were the days when a tie clasp could operate continuously for 4 hours. I miss the good American-built tie clasps. Nowadays I have to switch my tie clasp out every 20 minutes or recharge it yet again after it gives up..