noisepuppet Thank you! I love those kind of videos and you got a sub from me within the first 3 seconds of this video which not too many can do!
@adriandumay45014 жыл бұрын
I was just about to ask the same thing.
@Necoarcchaos2054 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Fnidner4 жыл бұрын
anyone has a link to the past?
@jjjjjjjjjj94024 жыл бұрын
"It would be nice to look at consumer's balls" Home run in the first three seconds.
@Kintsugi234 жыл бұрын
Our sexy customers want traditional suq coqs.
@jjjjjjjjjj94024 жыл бұрын
@@Kintsugi23 they're looking for riots
@SmaMan4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not interested in your concern. However, you have a hot ass, and we can tap that."
@aplimsollpunk27384 жыл бұрын
"The scrotal beverage company" did it for me!
@dimitriwarchief3014 жыл бұрын
I know
@garysimcox3454 жыл бұрын
“There’s never been a product quite like cripple piss” LMAO
@wendigockel4 жыл бұрын
Gary Simcox "A hoh sis!"
@Jeremy.Bearemy4 жыл бұрын
Pistol Crapsy is a cola
@samtinkle90764 жыл бұрын
“A completely different kind of soft drink, because Pystol Crepsi is a cola, with a cola flavor, for a clear cola.”
@TAKARAKURIKARA4 жыл бұрын
What about bepis😐❓
@thecianinator4 жыл бұрын
As the scrotal beverage company
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
I love how the sex jokes occasionally trip and fall down the stairs, turning into complete gibberish mid-gag
@artoodiitoo2 жыл бұрын
"but sex will mean extra profits"
@Maldoror21122 жыл бұрын
@@artoodiitoo And why wouldn't it?!
@kenetickups6146 Жыл бұрын
“Try again”
@doublequin Жыл бұрын
Perfect analysis.....it IS an auditory "trip and fall down the stairs" Noisepuppet's masterpiece.
@ChrisKogos2 жыл бұрын
"As total sus cucks we can help customers wreck the whole fuckin' company"
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
3:24
@ianmichalski7997 Жыл бұрын
Nice joke from the bitch bin.
@EliBrody4 ай бұрын
"I'm not interested in your concern" is the shining nugget of corporate reality we continue to consent to, increasingly more often
@UnfittingCarbon4 жыл бұрын
When I worked at a 7/11 back in the day, we ordered cripple piss to sell in our store once. Unfortunately, we had to stop carrying it because it attracted rats and customers who were looking for riots :(
@E7FiretrUCK4 жыл бұрын
UnfittingCarbon Fuck dude, that sucks. I’m sorry
@penatio4 жыл бұрын
f
@sprtsfanatic14 жыл бұрын
Did you also have to deal with consumers vomiting the Cripple Piss back into the container and then repeating the process?
@CaptainFoufeu4 жыл бұрын
My vote for best comment on the thread! Experience knows best!
@UnfittingCarbon4 жыл бұрын
@@sprtsfanatic1 I never saw that, but they were certainly unconscious consumers.
@JackPoppy4 жыл бұрын
"Okay, you've convinced me. You can put your Crystal Pepsi display up your Crystal Pepsi ass." Holy shit, that got me bad.
@DeadShoes7 ай бұрын
I came back just because of that line.
@EliBrody4 ай бұрын
they found crystal pepsi up my ass
@Nikolapoleon28 күн бұрын
@@DeadShoes I came just because of that line.
@hallaburger Жыл бұрын
"AND it's a product that says, 'fuck off, man'" boy if i related to anything harder i'd get picked up for public indecency
@djk12887 күн бұрын
And "Sales".
@RWSCOTT4 жыл бұрын
"we can't sell it. everybody hates it."
@matthewjensen95504 жыл бұрын
Robert Scott that had me dead😂😂
@Nikolapoleon4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think anybody was really ready for the vomit storm."
@Maldoror21124 жыл бұрын
Profits, profits, profits, profits, profits-- something Crystal Pepsi never made.
@thecianinator4 жыл бұрын
Well Crystal is the dentist, and everyone hates the dentist, so it makes sense that it would be a hard sell. What you need to focus on is profits.
@shaunj662 жыл бұрын
2:34 timestamp
@AWSOMEPOSSUM164 жыл бұрын
Scrotal beverages sure do hit the spops
@Wavemaninawe4 жыл бұрын
Heavy testes is a whole new beverege experience.
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
Goes great with jizz sandwiches.
@wethotsoup62794 жыл бұрын
Scrotal beverages are moam are maom are the best soos
@saxongreen784 жыл бұрын
'If they're grabbing a cum sandwich, they're going to want some cum to drink...'
@theduxabides92744 жыл бұрын
3:06 "We've captured Tunis" Smart of the Hapsburgs to secure that Pepsi sponsorship!
@noisepuppet4 жыл бұрын
James Grimes ah yes, the intellect refined by generations of inbreeding
@Aethelos4 жыл бұрын
"I am the Emperor and I want dumplings!"
@dracodeanglicus38574 жыл бұрын
_I’m not interested in your concern, however you’ve got a hot ass, and we can tap that_
@djk12882 жыл бұрын
Not to mention they did it without cutting into sales of the Core Four, _or_ the Sore Chore, _OR_ the Roar.
@theduxabides92742 жыл бұрын
@@djk1288 Now they can shove their Crystal Pepsi sign up the Ottoman Empire's Crystal Pepsi ass
@chumbert54 жыл бұрын
The sentence mixing here is top-notch. One of the best YTPs in a long time
@brianboden69573 жыл бұрын
0:47 there's never been a product quite like CRIPPEN PISS
@deweywsu3 жыл бұрын
Noisepuppet is the best YTPer on the net, bar none, because of the brilliance of his reconstructions. It's not just random blabbering., but intelligent and humorous.
@zaczac52813 жыл бұрын
" there's never been a product like Cripal Piss " *breaks out into laughter*
@@Circuitssmith crystal cat piss is my personal favorite
@jeffcarroll1990shock4 жыл бұрын
New coke
@coten4 жыл бұрын
the sheer number of different ways to remix "crystal pepsi" in this poop is incredible
@vallisdaemonumofficial4 жыл бұрын
♿🚽 *= Cripple Piss*
@wethotsoup62794 жыл бұрын
Cripple piss=♿🚽
@KingLich4514 жыл бұрын
pistol crepsi
@jewelyJewels4 жыл бұрын
Crystal pp
@jewelyJewels4 жыл бұрын
Pestilent Pepsi
@schimnesthaisbasement50152 жыл бұрын
2024 edit: We need noisepuppet back pls I can't believe that the Scrotal Beverage Company released so many Colas in so little time, probably because of PROFITS: - Crispy Piss (0:42) - Cripple Piss (0:50) - Pistal Crepsi (0:56) - Heavy Testis (1:03) - Crazy Pelsi (1:09) - Real Sus (1:22) - LatsystaL (1:33)[Thanks djk1288] - Crystal Peepee (1:53) - Pestilent Pepsi (2:11) [Thanks Jedibob5 for the heads up] - Crystal Cat Piss (2:21) - Crystal Jizzle (3:02) - Crystal Poopsie (4:11 and 6:39) - Meat Beat Pepsi (4:46) [Thanks to shalpp for another heads up] - Crystal Pepsi (4:58, thrice on 5:54 and 6:30) - Crystal Helpsi (5:03) - tsust tsust Pepsinanda sus fuuf (5:19) - pepsumdundun faaf (5:27)
@thecianinator2 жыл бұрын
Over 100 nasty-ass flavors
@Jedibob5 Жыл бұрын
I think 1:22 is "CrirC StuutS," and 2:11 is "Pestilent Pepsi"
@Schimnesthai Жыл бұрын
@@Jedibob5 M8, should i consider 2:49 (intestines) as another crystal pepsi name edit? It sounds like he was going to say that.
@jackmiller8851 Жыл бұрын
@@Schimnesthai 1:03 is Peppy Testes, not Heavy Testis. Testes as in latin for testicles, Peppy as in full of energy
@Schimnesthai Жыл бұрын
@@jackmiller8851 HEAVY TESTIS is funny af tho
@yurab18344 жыл бұрын
3:58 "No one has any future. It's fucked" when a YTP accurately predicts 2020 a year early
@Wavemaninawe4 жыл бұрын
"Its crispy piss, and the meme is tight. Wow! Theres never been a product quite like Crippin' Piss. A hOh sIs. A different type of soft drink. Because Pistol Grips is a cola."
@samtinkle90764 жыл бұрын
*Pistol Grepsi
@LunarDelta4 жыл бұрын
*Cripple piss
@vallisdaemonumofficial4 жыл бұрын
♿🚽♿🚽♿🚽♿🚽♿🚽 *C R I P P L E P I S S* 🚽♿🚽♿🚽♿🚽♿🚽♿
@jeffcarroll1990shock4 жыл бұрын
Cyst peppers
@TAKARAKURIKARA4 жыл бұрын
@@vallisdaemonumofficial lmfaooooooo
@____NOVA____4 жыл бұрын
*Pisstol Crapsy brought to you by the Scrotal Beverage company.* 🙏
@theprinceoffreshair4 жыл бұрын
Jesus bless this person in your name, amen. Show her your grace father.
@DeSinc4 жыл бұрын
two for two man these are gold. I was already laughing so hard at cripple piss that pistol crepsy sent me through the wall
@derprofessor70273 жыл бұрын
@DeSinc a man of culture. Love your videos :)
@okay86323 жыл бұрын
oh, freeman, i see you made it
@1waffleiron3 жыл бұрын
Speedrun fastest find two favorite two youtubers in one comment section
@pelinalwhitestrake73523 жыл бұрын
Pystal Crepsi has killed me twice.
@SeannaRose2 жыл бұрын
Crystal cat piss too 🤣
@davidvega462 Жыл бұрын
“Sex will mean extra profits.” Truer words have never been spoken 🤷🏼♂️
@noisepuppet4 жыл бұрын
Y'all's comments always make my week.
@84jesterx4 жыл бұрын
Comment
@noisepuppet4 жыл бұрын
*delighted squeal*
@jeffcarroll1990shock4 жыл бұрын
Noisepuppet please look up ShowBiz Pizza training tapes. It would make some great material.
@noisepuppet4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Carroll I looked up the installation videos. They're certainly spooky on their own. Problem is they're pretty slow moving, and the fidelity may be too low even for me. Uncle klunk's actual act might make a good subject though. Thanks for the rec either way.
@jeffcarroll1990shock4 жыл бұрын
noisepuppet thank you so much for answering. I think that you can make a video about it because you're honest with that good.
@ZEROELPOETA4 жыл бұрын
2:21 - Crystal Cat Piss is a gory beverage on it's own.
@Gl1tch_Gremlin6174 жыл бұрын
ZEROELPOETA that’s why we shit in the bottles... salottles...
@LunarDelta4 жыл бұрын
YrorY
@mitchellharrop99894 жыл бұрын
“They’re looking for riots.” They got them all right.
@ichangedmyname22313 жыл бұрын
Yes
@matthewbarr66853 жыл бұрын
The official drink of Antifa is Cyrstal Pepsi 😂.
@AsAboveISoBelow3 жыл бұрын
Tha's for dang sure.
@kenetickups61463 жыл бұрын
topical
@Sakhmeov3 жыл бұрын
Is it this Friday?
@ShaneT5S4 жыл бұрын
"I'll go along with the thing about the Sex Barrel" "Space is cold" That's my favorite conversation piece ever 6:01
@thomaspassegger8734 жыл бұрын
FromShanePR day the lul crowd usually comes in grabs a jizz sandwich and they’re on they’re way
@redacted45724 жыл бұрын
Oblivion conversations in a nutshell
@dracodeanglicus38574 жыл бұрын
Crystal will carbonate your carbonated carbon
@bluevanga304 жыл бұрын
"You have a huge asz and we can tap that" *nods
@oktayyildirim29112 жыл бұрын
@@thomaspassegger873 *their
@jirden4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I win the lottery when your notifications pop up
@WonderBlubber4 жыл бұрын
HEAVY TESTES IS A WHOLE NEW BEVERAGE EXPERIENCE
@dracodeanglicus38574 жыл бұрын
_We need weed to give us more chill_
@jamesgilboy93026 ай бұрын
"we've captured Tunis" is subtly gold. this is absolutely one of my top YTPs ever, I keep coming back to it
@0KylePrior04 жыл бұрын
Educational videos like this help me to learn things like: • Profits • Profits • Profits • Space is cold • Profits
@dracodeanglicus38574 жыл бұрын
_Crystal will carbonate your carbonated carbon_
@theflowerboye90734 жыл бұрын
You forgot fuck profits profits fuck
@0KylePrior03 жыл бұрын
I do believe this video is spiritually stonkful.
@britainluver4313 ай бұрын
I learned that Pepsi captured Tunis.
@SeannaRoseАй бұрын
And sex will bring extra profits!
@YirbyBond00Y4 жыл бұрын
"They're looking for riots" Vancouver enters the chat
@ghostquartzgrey56394 жыл бұрын
Hong Kong has joined the game
@gordogunso4 жыл бұрын
YirbyBond00Y chile has entered the ring
@SimonTonekham4 жыл бұрын
London, UK has joined in the ring!
@lipsmcgee82424 жыл бұрын
As a man from Vancouver, I can agree. Just as long as our hockey team loses, we shall riot.
@SimonTonekham4 жыл бұрын
@@lipsmcgee8242 don't forget about the #Wexit movement - especially in Calgary, Alberta, Canada (I'm not from there but I visited that city back in the summer of 2017)!
@morlordca4 жыл бұрын
5:19 “Pepsises dunu sos faaf raar... yaay?” “50 percent successful in our tests” “dddddddddddd” “Try again” “Pepsigshenernnerf” “Profits.”
@orlandowordsmith62084 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier when you spell out all the gibberish like that 😁😀
@ziginox4 жыл бұрын
I love how dejected the guy looks when he says "profits," too.
@dracodeanglicus38574 жыл бұрын
But sex will mean extra profits
@unexpecteditem79193 жыл бұрын
I'm really concerned that selling this new crap, could hurt my ass
@Maldoror21122 жыл бұрын
@@unexpecteditem7919 Take one for the Noisepuppet Team!
@orlandowordsmith620811 ай бұрын
Of all the highly quotable lines here, the one I keep revisiting in my mind is, "What dakes it mifferent from every other droft sink?" And of course she says it so lackadaisical, as if nothing's wrong. Absolute perfection.
@carlosr11764 жыл бұрын
A good YTP is like the crack of comedy. It’s comedy overload in a good way. I’m always chasing that dragon to laugh uncontrollably again.
@BinglesP9 ай бұрын
Agreed. I sometimes laugh at my own edits when I make YTPs, even if they're not that good
@maxpitchkites4 жыл бұрын
I'm having flashbacks to the "It's not a drink...it's more like a drink" joke in The Fesh Pince of Blair. hoh sis.
@TheGreatsagegoku4 жыл бұрын
Drink 5 hour energy 5 h o u r e n e r g y F[F]I[I]V[V]E[E] H[H]O[O]U[U]R[R] E[E]N[N]E[E]R[R]G[G]Y[Y]
@ImpendingRiot834 жыл бұрын
Drink D R I N K *_D R I N K_*
@woolfy024 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the SAUS...
@Gl1tch_Gremlin6174 жыл бұрын
UnseenBBQ you have to do the joj right with five hour energy. Five hours of energy now, no energy later.
@dannyg18124 жыл бұрын
ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ˢᵃⁿᵈʷⁱᶜʰ?
@newoldstock_4 жыл бұрын
Our customers are looking for products that will bring rats to their stores.
@getreal52654 жыл бұрын
(weird noises)
@Code7Unltd4 жыл бұрын
@@getreal5265 but look at buub ookkoo bu snaas. There bstill ba big barket, but bit's bbnot bgoing bas bbbbfast BbBbBb.
@josepher90712 жыл бұрын
Here I go again. The story starts at 4:10 with a compilation of interactions between pushy Pepsico representatives and managers of corporate chain restaurants. For sake of simplicity and anonymity, I'll be giving everyone pseudonyms. The pepsico reps are all forced to memorize scripts and scenarios to refer from but all end up being way too complicated and reverting to "profits" as an answer to everything. Scene 1: Judy and Jack. Judy is an experienced alcoholic store owner and can see the failure of crystal pepsi coming from a mile away. As a result, she wants nothing to do with it and drinks on the job while telling off Jack, who is less experienced at the art of the deal. It begins with her slurring her speech to the point where Jack responds in spanish but quickly reverts back to english because he can't speak spanish for shit. Aware that his gig is up, he admits that only drunkards would drink it. In a fit of frustration he says "fuck you" to Judy and blurts "profits" since that's the only fucking thing the script ends up saying at this point. She is obviously aware of his lack of experience and is not impressed, calling him a pussy. Completely beyond saving at this point, Jack spouts off profits until Judy tells him to shut the fuck up and kicks him out of the store. Scene 2: Richard Gross and Charlie. Richard's always looking to make a buck but he ends up being the shittiest businessman and a colossal idiot. He inherited a few convenience stores from his uncle but ran them into the ground with his gambling addiction and horrid hygiene. Charlie's also a new hire like Jack, and while he tries his best he's just straight up incompetent and just blurts out whatever is on his mind at any given time. Richard likes to introduce himself by his last name and asks who the fuck even drinks crystal pepsi. An answer to which Charles can't stop thinking about how hungry he is and the pickled olives that are in his fridge but gags when thinking about the huge shit he took while jerkin' it in his bathroom and had to glance at the dead rat in the dumpster while on his way to work. Scene 3: Donald and Denise Donald's first impression is his stutter he makes when interacting with members of the opposite sex. Speaking of sex, Denise can't help but take advantage of his hot and bothered state by saying she sucks dicks in exchange for business deals. However, she lets slip that she feels stuck by the job she's in and can't get away or catch a break even after all these years. Perhaps she's not only interested in his privates for business but for pleasure and comfort as well. Scene 4: Richard Gross and Tyler. Tyler's been working for Pepsico almost as long as Denise and could not give a single fuck about any of it anymore. The forced pushing of crystal pepsi into stores is the last straw. He's already turned in his two weeks notice. Now he can say whatever the fuck he wants. Richard's debts have been piling up and the collectors are getting more and more aggressive. However, he read up on subliminal messages and believes that interjecting a help between every fucking word will hypnotize people into giving him money. Tyler's dealt with Richard's type before and completely ignores his 4d chess bullshit. Instead, he talks about one time he was tripping balls and convinced himself he witnessed a vision where someone 30 years in the future tries crystal pepsi and pukes it almost immediately. Scene 5: Richard Gross and Andy Andy's a new hire and has a decent time remembering the script but can't handle improvising worth a damn. This scene actually takes place immediately after Richard was mugged by some thugs hired by the debt collectors. Obviously showing signs of a concussion and brain injury, Richard lets loose a torrent of inane dribbling that Andy doesn't react to very well. There's no part in the script for this. He just picks some random ass statistic and starts naming it off when Richard more adamantly says... stuff. The only acknowledgement Andy can show is by telling him to try again to which Richard is still unable to speak properly. Having given up, he goes to the one spot in the script everyone uses as their last resort. Scene 6: Richard Gross and Tyler After his brain injury, Richard NEEDS to boost his sales and profits as soon as possible lest his head gets caved in again. Tyler still gives no shits and talks about his experience getting constipation from pepsi products. Richard may have also experienced some aftershock from his concussion and Tyler's just like "eh... profits... whatever..." To which Richard plays a hail mary and orders a shipment of them to be delivered the next day. Scene 7: Richard Gross and Denise Denise doesn't even say anything and Richard is smitten, immediately saying they can go to pound town on the fuck truck but the store is so crowded that they'll need to do it in the middle of the store. Denise gets kinky and suggests anal and profits have even managed to become a fetish for her. Scene 8: Donald and Jack Donald picks up bad vibes from Jack immediately and tells him where the fuck he can put their advertisements. Jack's a cheeky bastard and is like "well, I've already put it up my ass, old man." as he barges out of the store. Scene 9: Judy and Tyler In a drunken state, Judy ogles and Tyler's body and suggests fucking in a barrel. However, he refuses her sexual advances and we get a little bit of insecurity from Tyler who immediately changes the subject to the most pointless and awkward thing he could think of. It is revealed later that Tyler is super gay but will only show it when he's got the hots for someone. Scene 10: Richard Gross and Charlie. Richard realizes he's as good as dead soon because crystal pepsi has not brought him neither sales nor profits to pay off his debts. As a results, he's been a loose canon and ejaculating into the sandwiches. Due to the stress from realizing he's just confessed this to the pepsico rep he start having an aneurism. Charlie's best method of cummunication is to mimic Richard's speech and play along with what he perceives as a joke by suggesting cumstomers can drink cum too. Scene 11: Donald and Tyler Donald expresses his lack of faith in pepsico given how much of a shit product crustal poopsi is. Tyler, as always, gives no fucks and gets right to the point with his advances. He really do like Donald's thicc juicy booty. Scene 12: Richard Gross and Andy idk they say toot moom a lot Overall, another 10/10 story about greed, guilt, sales, and profits.
@noisepuppet2 жыл бұрын
This is canon
@josepher90712 жыл бұрын
I knew it
@divecolosio4988 Жыл бұрын
Scene 12: Gross were eventually beaten to his demise by the thugs hired by the debt collectors. He somehow reappeared as an apparition in such a weird curse, his soul is wondering 'casually' with no purpose, haunting the store he's beaten but without scaring people at all. Andy, being such a clumsy guy he is, in the day after he's being murdered, he met Gross not knowing it's his damned soul he's speaking in a businesslike manner, Gross were having a demonic curse that what everything he says to the living persons were different to what they hear, hence Gross would says Toot a lot of times, Andy for some reason just follow along until he thought Gross makes fun of him, hence "You Beach!ĺ
@IffyJottere4 жыл бұрын
2:10 "The goal of Pestilent Pepsi is to sodomize consumers." I'm dead lol
@outfoxies4 жыл бұрын
"we need weed to give us more chill" same
@whiffy5064 жыл бұрын
this is the way
@brianboden69573 жыл бұрын
@@whiffy506 there's not been a product quite like CRIPPEN piss
@TellEmB2902 жыл бұрын
I hate when I run out of weed and therefore chill, and capture Tunis in my frustration
@thecianinator2 жыл бұрын
especially after seeing our mom's big testicles
@dc6194 жыл бұрын
"There has never been a product like Cripple Piss"
@djk12883 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Franco-Martin HoH SiS, because when you need foundation repair, you need foundation repair!
@escaperoutebritish4 жыл бұрын
6:29 is absolutely top tier sentence mixing, I love this
@Will_Negs9 ай бұрын
I miss you, Noisepuppet. You'll always be a classic.
@djk12884 жыл бұрын
"I think the idea that it's not a drink makes it seem like it's a drink." 5 Hour Energy, is that you?
@suhbastian4 жыл бұрын
D R I N K
@dracodeanglicus38573 жыл бұрын
*_F I V E H O U R E N E R G Y_*
@petrifiedtoaster85723 жыл бұрын
I L O S T A L L M Y E N E R G Y
@dracodeanglicus38573 жыл бұрын
*_J U S T D R I N K M O R E F I V E H O U R E N E R G Y(TM)._*
@Kaerusss Жыл бұрын
Jore Jarrison has a few words to say about driiiiiiiinks
@teckworks4 жыл бұрын
TIL: Most sodas are made with fish farts.
@ImFangzBro4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you never saw that happen zooming around outer space. I forget if you ever went onto an ocean planet, but surely you can see fish farts make seltzer on one?
@DimensionalMola2 жыл бұрын
@@ImFangzBro I know there was that one reeeeeally weird one where the sky was the ocean, but I don't remember any fish, let alone farts.
@saxongreen78 Жыл бұрын
It carbonates your carbonated carbon...and adds colour (anal juicings.)
@DrdrGames4 жыл бұрын
2:21 - “Crystal *cat piss* is a gory beverage all its own.”
@heroinmom1537 ай бұрын
The world needs Noisepuppet more than ever. With Krobo back now, it's only a matter of time!
@John_Demarco4 жыл бұрын
"Space is cold." Agreed.
@richardgadberry83984 жыл бұрын
I can't find any crystal in stores. Who will carbonate my carbonated carbon now?
@TripleSWeb4 жыл бұрын
I lol'ed at that
@GolemAvalanche4 жыл бұрын
You might just have to go back to knocking chlorine.
@dyslexsticks3381 Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this YTP every now and then. It has some of the best sentence mixing I've ever seen.
@bachaddict Жыл бұрын
it's crispy piss, and the meme is tight!
@DEADMALLANGEL Жыл бұрын
2022 and this is still lowkey one of the best YTPs out there
@Tirgo69 Жыл бұрын
Look. Crystal stinks
@Wolfie007774 жыл бұрын
"Crystal is certainly not a flan. It's a brand. It's a brand of flan. They ask for flan, and they're buying a brand of flan, again and again."
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
*again and agan
@dracodeanglicus38574 жыл бұрын
Buttsex will mean extra profits
@franz.francisco4 жыл бұрын
i'm crying lmfao
@shaunj662 жыл бұрын
2:54 timestamp for those looking
@abstractgrant Жыл бұрын
Take the golden An, give it to Dan, in the tan van
@lawnshark0254 жыл бұрын
The repeating of “profits” eventually starts to sound like “crawfish”
@orlandowordsmith62084 жыл бұрын
As long as they aren't farting in the bottles...selttottles
@machine_elf43612 жыл бұрын
You are the greatest youtube pooper of all time NoisePuppet.
@commediaDollArte Жыл бұрын
it's Crispy Piss And the meme is tight. wow.
@shuckacuck4 жыл бұрын
This is a friggin masterpiece. "Crystal Catpiss" made me absolutely lose it.
@charleebrown71883 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, but the funniest isnt a joke at all. They sold Crystal Pepsi in cans. They really did. When I saw the Crystal Pepsi aluminum can, it got the biggest laugh for me.
@sleepyburr4 жыл бұрын
Damn this gives a whole new meaning to 7 minutes in heaven
@Kaerusss9 ай бұрын
No one's ever ready for the bondage storm
@MeetLocalSingles4 жыл бұрын
" crystal *cat piss* " was so smooth wtf
@nicklespale222 жыл бұрын
Its funny that most people will click on this video for the cats, but the product itself contains fewer cats
@RWSCOTT4 жыл бұрын
when noisepuppet brings the poop, it feels so good
@SquishyZoran4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Pulchism4 жыл бұрын
It's all 'bout that consistent absurdity, no filler!
@gene44384 жыл бұрын
"It's not just a cola, it's a cola"
@CityofButterfly4 жыл бұрын
Drink 5 Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a drink.
@antonsavosin754 жыл бұрын
I think the idea that it's not a drink makes it seem like it's a drink
@turingsghost4 жыл бұрын
it's unbelievable to me that this was made in 2019. already feels like a golden age ytp
@saxachewon80622 жыл бұрын
Even more so in 2022
@Maldoror21122 жыл бұрын
@@saxachewon8062 We need much more Noisepuppet in these challenging and difficult times!
@erichwashausen4602 Жыл бұрын
3:58 what should be said during forums and speeches about global warming
@synysterjazmyngates4 жыл бұрын
“we can help customers wreck the whole company.”
@Tirgo694 жыл бұрын
This may honestly be one of your best ever.
@osuasheuatl4 жыл бұрын
It's really something.
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
Certainly the most poop-saturated.
@SangheiliSpecOp4 жыл бұрын
And it doesn't look like Mexico
@MAYONNAISEMOOSE4 жыл бұрын
"we've captured Tunis" part had me dead
@beans9647 Жыл бұрын
3:48 - I do need a product that says "fuck off, man".
@ryeinc3 жыл бұрын
“They’re looking for riots.” Those customers are sure going to enjoy 2020.
@jakespacepiratee3740 Жыл бұрын
Why?
@Mr.Obongo11 ай бұрын
@@jakespacepiratee3740 🙄
@LunarDelta4 жыл бұрын
"Pestilent Pepsi" I lost it right then.
@thepthepthep4 жыл бұрын
6:35 was the hardest I've ever laughed at a YTP
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
(Nods)
@woolfy024 жыл бұрын
Tap.dat.ASS
@JCondorYTPs5 ай бұрын
The nod at the end was the cherry on top
@ajshell23 жыл бұрын
Pistol Crepsi is one of the best thing I've heard in a YTP in a long time.
@zericle14 жыл бұрын
"There's never been a product quite like Crippin piss, a Hoh Sis."
@GataZGinkgo4 жыл бұрын
"No one has any future, it's fucked" Well, you're not wrong. Least I can still get my carbonated carbon carbonated in the future
@djk12882 жыл бұрын
Not to mention Crystal will still drive our trucks.
@kclark53824 жыл бұрын
“No one has any future... its f@*#d.” Well that’s depressing
@H3fron4 жыл бұрын
FeelsBadMan
@Bassdriver4 жыл бұрын
This is the one that made my face hurt.
@punpun66013 жыл бұрын
Well well would you look at that
@21Cayque123 жыл бұрын
It's perfectly fucked
@ChaseMC2152 жыл бұрын
2020 anyone?
@SkylabBeats3 жыл бұрын
I love the "nasty-ass flavors" joke 😂
@pupbrained4 жыл бұрын
"they're looking for riots" yeah I think you got those now
@solidsnake20854 жыл бұрын
The lady at 4:51 looks like she has eyes painted over her eyelids.
@dannyg18124 жыл бұрын
😂 she really does
@unicornsparkleswirl75644 жыл бұрын
@@hoobaguy4311 me too
@KingLich4514 жыл бұрын
hahahahahhhah
@coreyradons74954 жыл бұрын
"MA! THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN LADY IN THE STORE!"
@Bobuxgaming0 Жыл бұрын
sus
@Erdenichtspricht4 жыл бұрын
0:20 look at how hyped those rats are for the product!
@TheWorstAmy-LegacyAccount3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this every few months and laugh my ass off at something different every time.
@KhazWolf Жыл бұрын
It's me I'm the customer looking for a product that will bring rats to my store
@bachaddict Жыл бұрын
looking for riots and luls too?
@osuasheuatl4 жыл бұрын
"In their shibubbish bins" I don't know if this is a conscious Flalf Mom reference, but it's one of the many instances where having a solid grounding in noisepuppet's filmography pays off.
@YirbyBond00Y4 жыл бұрын
I'm all in on the Noisepuppet YTP universe
@nicklespale222 жыл бұрын
ok so i just caught that reading out the spelling.. o.O
@kylebennett7894 жыл бұрын
0:52 There's nothing better than HOH SIS
@thegreatcarraway4 жыл бұрын
Man that joke takes me back...
@ArcturusOTE4 жыл бұрын
I dOn'T CarE! Hint: If you don't know, it's a joke from CS188's Commercialism Up Your Chimneyhole YTP
@firstnamelastname72444 жыл бұрын
You want the JoJ
@ImpendingRiot834 жыл бұрын
CommunistSquidward 420 They’ll do it all over again.
@swumbles4 жыл бұрын
i understood that reference
@manoflego1234 жыл бұрын
Watching the changing landscape of KZfaq over the last decade, I did not suspect that not only would the genre with the most staying power be YTPs, but that they would consistently improve over the last few years.
@jirden4 жыл бұрын
“There’s never been a product quite like Cripple Piss.”
@ChanologyAgent4 жыл бұрын
It's so dense, there are so many things going on
@naride10932 жыл бұрын
I desperately wish I could watch this for the first time again.
@-fuk574 жыл бұрын
"Wow! That looks like a colon I wanna trash." OMFG
@iambutalamp80594 жыл бұрын
Space is cold.
@coolkusti4 жыл бұрын
>I'll go along with that thing about the sex barrel. >Space is cold. *Knowing nod* Hit me like 12 bricks.
@thebandanadee82654 жыл бұрын
Did it also hit you like 17 likes?
@dumbcatposter4 жыл бұрын
I love it because it can either mean the same thing as "Water is wet." or just be a semi-creepy non-sequitur.
@j2simpso4 жыл бұрын
"the meme is tight" - you got that right! 🤣
@lukefox7183 жыл бұрын
1998: we'll have flying cars in the future 2020: 3:59
@shoopusdawhoopus4 жыл бұрын
You're the only YTPer I've followed in the last 13 or so years who does straight-up CoC and SoS jokes with this level of grace. Outstanding work. Also, 2:54 to 3:01 is SUBLIME
@dracodeanglicus38574 жыл бұрын
How will Crystal Helpsi increase help in my help?
@subzerobadass4 жыл бұрын
3:33 "in their rubbish bins, in their shibbubbish bins..." JEBUS I didn't even catch that on the first watch
@orlandowordsmith62084 жыл бұрын
Rarr-ri-RARR-ri-rar!
@creepyreflection80724 жыл бұрын
All I can think of watching this video is the youtuber who drank 5 bottles of rainbow milk and a 20 year old crystal pepsi and then vomited everything on a canvas.
@Not_an_alligator4 жыл бұрын
3:04 *_We've captured Tunis_* This may be the best ytp I've ever seen solely because of this single line
@courtneymiddleton96634 жыл бұрын
Please tell me I wasn't the only one that caught sus cuks 😂
@ZEROELPOETA4 жыл бұрын
0:48 - There's never been a product quite like Cripping Piss!
@SlickSteven754 жыл бұрын
A HoH SiS
@FooPanda4 жыл бұрын
*Cripple Piss
@ZEROELPOETA4 жыл бұрын
@@FooPanda I thought about it too!
@Code7Unltd4 жыл бұрын
@@FooPanda *Crippin' Piss
@Oecobius334 жыл бұрын
@@Code7Unltd I thought it was Crippen Piss, as in the famous murderer Crippen.
@liliannakifflin63433 жыл бұрын
This shows that Noisepuppet is the most underrated KZfaqr of all time, and we should acknowledge how funny his YTPs are.
@MetalWolf4262 жыл бұрын
2:41 I agree wholeheartedly. Really glad someone finally said it.
@WonderBlubber4 жыл бұрын
It's a brand of flan. They ask for flan and they're buying a brand of flan again and again.
@bridgetoneill96844 жыл бұрын
*again and agAN
@spugintrntl4 жыл бұрын
Dude, careful. If you keep outdoing yourself like this you'll rupture the hoh sis layer and destroy the toot.
@Maldoror21123 жыл бұрын
As long as he doesn't blow up the Faff plant that was making Rar Feweef for the Spapes, I'm good. Or maybe I'm hoping he does...!
@Gotheever4 жыл бұрын
"I Don't think anybody was really ready for the Vomitstorm"
@zaczac52814 жыл бұрын
"WoaoW" "Ahooh sees" "It's the best sus" "Fewer cats" "Crystal peeapeea"