Roasting Your Bikes on Fixie Points (not clickbait)

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23 күн бұрын

After five years, I'm ready to roast your bikes again. Fixie Points is the show where you all submit pictures and stories of your bikes for me to brutally roast and arbitrarily award Fixie Points. Us fixed gear riders spend too much time agonizing over every single detail on our bikes to make our bikes as beautiful (or not) as possible. Fixie Points don't matter; they're just for fun. Let the roasting begin!
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Пікірлер: 112

@christianvalencia7624 21 күн бұрын

He really brought fixie points back? 😮

@theonlyalan731 21 күн бұрын

Yeah, boi

@janemf 19 күн бұрын

yessssss

@Adam-js4pr 21 күн бұрын

Oh we're so back. Just in time as I'm going to finish my build next week. Can't wait to get it roasted.

@bebopman5 21 күн бұрын

"Your money has outgrown your taste" is a bar 🔥

@Wzded 18 күн бұрын

"couldnt afford 2 rolls of bar tape" DAYUM....roasted

@reginaldfowle4586 20 сағат бұрын

I thought he did that to be able to change bars. Can't put bar tape threw a quill stem

@reginaldfowle4586 20 сағат бұрын

But your roast wad funny lol

@tongpocalypse151 20 күн бұрын

That Thomson post really brings together the lines of the seat tube 🤣

@zoinked1351 21 күн бұрын

Can't roast what hasn't been built yet, I'm safe

@event4216 21 күн бұрын

Just one month of marriage made Zach wanting to do something out of loop 😊

@w1tnessx 21 күн бұрын

Carbon is vibration dampening, not always for 'going fast' ive had both a carbon cockpit vs an aluminum one and while you ride dirt you feel a lot less bumps and shock while riding carbon but you also arent sacrificing much stiffness

@solodolo6018 21 күн бұрын

When my wife's boyfriend isn't roasting my fixie I prefer Zach to roast it 😩😩

@fral4149 21 күн бұрын

"Welcome to ZGCN!"

@Davidesrajohn 21 күн бұрын

I think the last few Fixie Points back in the day, we could tell your heart wasn't really in it anymore, but this one slaps. Certainly guffawed at a few of these roasts. "The heaviest wheels money can buy." Feels like 2016 baby.

@tongpocalypse151 20 күн бұрын

... And it's not that much money (AliExpress) 🤣

@lonelydriver1421 21 күн бұрын

Go ahead and have fun roasting man, we're here for it!

@lucius5048 21 күн бұрын

Yesss finally fixiepoints is backk, pls do more episodes :)

@dannystarkridesfixed 21 күн бұрын

Can’t believe it’s been five years already since you stopped it but glad it’s back. Got some good chuckles.

@NinTeo2DSXL 21 күн бұрын

it's been 3,000 years...

@Mr.A_nyc 21 күн бұрын

That Zack Gallardo bike chain friendship bracelet gets... -69 fixie points.

@TBrownProductions Күн бұрын

Let's gooooo!!!! finally fixie points back! ive been asking for like a year now!

@danielphilipnavarro4061 21 күн бұрын

Been waiting for this

@isaacheatley7989 21 күн бұрын

Les go baby gotta send my bike in now

@ynottony9141 21 күн бұрын

Honestly I think you should do these type of videos once a month. Super entertaining.

@EliteSim27 10 күн бұрын

So glad this has come back!

@wallacegrooms7791 20 күн бұрын

This was fantastic fun! I am so embarrassed of my saved from the road side trash day hi-tensil General 10 speed conversion now. But, it does get ridden pretty hard on a regular basis. Best feature? If it gets stolen the thief would most likely bring it back.

@y8rk158 21 күн бұрын

lovin fixie points

@milesthomas1075 21 күн бұрын

Fixie points! YES!!!!🙌🏾

@clothshorse 21 күн бұрын

back!!!! awesome. 5:10 so good. 11:48 its all about getting torque for the hills. 14:00 bike is dope.

@justkirt4282 21 күн бұрын

YOOOO, no way, its back. Too bad I didnt submit mine in time for this one

@Jaysee2164 21 күн бұрын

that wabi with knobbies was sick

@slon911 21 күн бұрын

Can we have one of these videos but with velodrome bikes

@codycody792 21 күн бұрын

Yoooooooo!!! My favorite video series!!!!

@dannyhernandez1202 21 күн бұрын

I just love this, so cool

@WCIIIReiniger 21 күн бұрын

I feel like if I send him pictures of my bike he could do a whole 15 minute roast only about one bike. There is so much more going on, than with these simple fixie bikes :)

@GoogleGradschool 21 күн бұрын

I’m so pumped right now

@westonchristmas2645 21 күн бұрын

Aw shit fixie points, todays a good day

@markuskorn4829 21 күн бұрын

So excited

@azudash1469 21 күн бұрын

gold

@marcinsikora8332 20 күн бұрын

More Fixie Points Videos!

@jlgmgc 21 күн бұрын

So good! Lol. I am going to have to submit my bike for sure.

@RuffneckScarves 15 күн бұрын

Great vid!

@urobos1 21 күн бұрын

And when we had lost all hope… he brought it back!

@tensiondechaine 21 күн бұрын

YES! We've all been waiting for too long. Some nasty ride here

@roguecode2354 21 күн бұрын

nice! fixie points are back

@cxf5512 21 күн бұрын

Yap…..This is good

@lometatron357 20 күн бұрын

I love fixie points vids,when is the next one?

@baysiderolla 21 күн бұрын

We’re so back

@BeastyBite 20 күн бұрын

I love the concept of: the richer you are, the more fixie points you get. :D

@tommyofastora 21 күн бұрын

Let's goooooo! love how Fixie points is essentially a snarky rapid fire bike check I could look at the details on people's bikes for hours & your jokes are too funny.

@Meccanico208 21 күн бұрын

The small and medium size Aerotracks have a sloping top tube, and there's still about 1" clearance to the curved part of the seat tube with the wheel slammed in the dropouts.

@thevaultrecordingstudio 21 күн бұрын

Yes gotta send in my bike!

@Screech9 20 күн бұрын

Bro when I'm done making my party bike it's over for y'all

@nlwnjn 21 күн бұрын

Its finally back XD

@dannyhernandez1202 19 күн бұрын

That was so embarrassing...do me, do me

@nayrdrumr 21 күн бұрын

Oh hell yeah.. gotta send you my bike 😅

@FIXIELATED 21 күн бұрын

FINALLYYYYYUUU

@cxf5512 21 күн бұрын

Zack woke up n chose madness fr

@feelsuwu 19 күн бұрын

W fixie points. W blink 182. W Zach

@Avram1919 20 күн бұрын

Anyone have recommendations on a nike to buy? Started with a 05' bianchi pista, ready to move on to something newer. Maybe alluminum frame?

@marcelino.i.v 21 күн бұрын

Zach do my green cannondale track from Chicago

@jarperhones5364 21 күн бұрын

That last bike is… a vibe

@davidramio 20 күн бұрын

Winner should get a fixie points sticker 😂

@Donovangulya 21 күн бұрын

I can die peacefully now

@nate-city 11 күн бұрын

I gotta send you mine. 😁

@channelone422 21 күн бұрын

Yes

@christianishima7098 20 күн бұрын

2:09 state restarted the production omniums and they sell them for 300$+

@G_Ozare 4 күн бұрын

Haha get'em Zach 😂

@Withtheworst 20 күн бұрын

My red aero track in the top left corner

@Eimrine 19 күн бұрын

15:13 Look at how Zach is losing 5W for waving his dress

@assortedexorcist2645 20 күн бұрын

heavy ass aluminum tri spoke on steel frame

@Quill13 21 күн бұрын

Finally🎉

@risue08 20 күн бұрын

Your laptop looks like a square cement tile. How would you find it if you leave it on the ground?

@markyquindoza1792 5 күн бұрын

pleaaaaseee do more

@theonlyalan731 21 күн бұрын

I (allegedly) purchased the very last tap water bottle from you (which i can not find as it seems my nephew misplaced it. Because f#ckin' nephews...) so I suppose I need to purchase this as well (and not allow the nephew to take hold of it). Apologies for all the needles parenthetical...

@KaydenThegoatinsen 6 күн бұрын

What straps on that pink camp???😮😮

@nova-jo1649 19 күн бұрын

I just seen blink too on tues!!!

@Jimbobstitch 21 күн бұрын

Why is your camera so good

@aeoeo 21 күн бұрын

where do i upload my images 😭

@user-td8xg5zc2i 21 күн бұрын

Leeeesgooooo🎉

@RatiiKnifes 20 күн бұрын

can you do my build i Got a Nice Dolan Pre cursa All njs parts

@MaxHeadbroom87 5 күн бұрын

Don't swifties have bracelets like that? -73 pop culture points

@lancercool1992 11 күн бұрын

bro no one rides kilo tt?

@Aromapablo 21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@Orney 9 күн бұрын

This might be garys fault

@galenkehler 21 күн бұрын

Carbon is stronger 💪

@Ptrmrkks 20 күн бұрын

i think the khs wannabe is a legit frame just the axel to crown on the fork is too tall ... thats why it slopes backwards

@mstrshkbrnnn1999 15 күн бұрын

That’s exactly it. It’s my homies bike and he got it as a frame and found that fork and slapped it on.

@rollinrat4850 21 күн бұрын

I should send pics of my 'Crossafix', right after a muddy trail ride, just to get a rise out of him! FUNCTION> fashion RIDER, not the freakin bike

@leebridgwater 20 күн бұрын

Kapow take that

@MikhaelHausgeist 21 күн бұрын

On a background are sounds of bicycle hell where ugliest monsters with pedals ripped apart bit by bit with handheld grinder... Noice.😈 No, seriously to be honest we also have such neighbours and in apartment building not a separate hause... And in such moments I also extremely salty.

@jamesjenkins8373 19 күн бұрын

My carbon MTB weighs 37 lbs

@kimrice394 20 күн бұрын

Monkey poop brown is right! Surly and All city had some awful paint schemes.

@burningatthetrailhead 19 күн бұрын

Everything sram does is their fault

@CryptJeeper 21 күн бұрын

Bro thinks he's gary

@alexsch9956 20 күн бұрын

Naaa he started it way back in the days. I love gary but is "roasting" sucks, Zach's is at least entertaining

@soka7412 8 күн бұрын

Can I get one of your fixies I’m to broke to get one myself and I don’t want to wait any longer to ride one🙏🙏

@FGIRAFFE 21 күн бұрын

This bike show is so bad! It only talks about fixed gear bikes! Yoooo! Didn't you hear about the free wheel invention ? No, of course not. You just want to stay fixed, not free. -100 free points. And I also have something else to do like going to cool laser concert show. Arf. Adios.