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@retroforager4 жыл бұрын
"i'm not defending it, i'm explaining it" "don't see the difference" when someone's desparately trynna win an argument
@dragon-xt4vw3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's just what most internet goers are wired to think when someone we don't like tries to defend themselves. If it's someone they like, they're just getting the truth out. If it's someone they don't like, any explanation is a power play designed to work for their own benefit, since that's all explanations do anyway, apparently. I really wish I didn't do this too, but it's a heuristic that makes simple decisions easier, even though it has no place in serious conversations. "I'm not hurting him. It was just a movie!" "Reeal convenient that you just happened to be shooting a movie while you were hurting Keanu Reeves. Obviously you're just saying that to avoid losing fans. It's too perfectly designed to cover your actions to not be fabricated. You're despicable, at least own up to it."
@firstnamelastname87903 жыл бұрын
truee LOL
@sandraswan90083 жыл бұрын
@@Laplace3060 you are, indeed, talking to a bot
@manjoumethunder62823 жыл бұрын
@@Laplace3060 a realy shitty bot
@krizonaa35883 жыл бұрын
@@manjoumethunder6282 what did it say???? was it the instagram hacker bot
@ForgottenHero4 жыл бұрын
This is very true, especially on Twitter.
@hybmnzz26583 жыл бұрын
Twitter is lowest IQ platform with shitty "drama" and arguments that offend every logical fallacy.
@spookywizard49803 жыл бұрын
Can we ban twitter? It's garbage and does more harm than good
@theparrot65163 жыл бұрын
@@spookywizard4980 no
@theparrot65163 жыл бұрын
@@spookywizard4980 let them be so that they can stay on Twitter. Tiktokers alr invaded KZfaq.
@devenb12183 жыл бұрын
More so in the News
@ChrisSutherlandPhys4 жыл бұрын
Here before Zach gets cancelled for something he never said in a group chat 10 years ago
@realdragon3 жыл бұрын
Well he said poor people are lazy at 0:22
@TabooGroundhog3 жыл бұрын
2:38
@H341HER_D_K32 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEEEEEEE
@TotallyNotLamePianist2 жыл бұрын
Me to 😃
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
@@realdragon bro your comment contains the words "poor people are lazy" i cant beleive youre defending him
@neurofiedyamato87633 жыл бұрын
Man I couldn't laugh because this is so common nowadays that it is actually depressing.
@MASHo19923 жыл бұрын
The out of context is the one that annoys me the most.
@MGSVxBreakpoint2 жыл бұрын
Neil Postman described this as the ‘Peekaboo world‘
@gamerwolf33922 жыл бұрын
Did you just say you laugh because depressing is so common nowadays your cancel Btw this is a joke
@EthanMastercrafter2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerwolf3392 oh look its a twitter user This is also a joke
@interfurr2 жыл бұрын
rip
@johnseder78403 жыл бұрын
"John Wick? Really?" "No, Keanu Reeves!" This is the exact moment that I lost my shit
@FranciumBoron2 жыл бұрын
"Boy, have you lost your damn shit? 'Cause I'll help you find it!" It's right over there, by the TV.
@Yash-wm1nj2 жыл бұрын
Please take your time to properly recollect your shit. ❤️
@buca1172 жыл бұрын
Funny. That was also the exact moment Wick lost his dog.
@killthepolicenamekillthepo79482 жыл бұрын
I'm happy it happened to that school lol
@Hollow__Heart Жыл бұрын
Did you find it later?
@Byvenic3 жыл бұрын
"Man you totally took that out of context." I cackled so loudly I scared my parrot.
@signalfound46412 жыл бұрын
Is de parrot good
@Byvenic2 жыл бұрын
@@signalfound4641 Only when she wants something.
@mehiamawesome06092 жыл бұрын
@@Byvenic LOL
@NinjaBray2 жыл бұрын
@@Byvenic That's is every pet.
@milkypickle96542 жыл бұрын
@@NinjaBray that's is right
@inigo87403 жыл бұрын
2:48 If he likes oat meal he isn't killing any cereal.
@AsheTheFox3 жыл бұрын
I hate you take my like
@jared45752 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! LOL
@codybear58402 жыл бұрын
Technically Oatmeal is a Cereal. Hi I'm the fun nazi ;P
@eragon782 жыл бұрын
@SniperShiv It actually is. Cereal refers to any grain used for food. Google Definition: "a grain used for food, such as wheat, oats, or corn." its not the Cereal people usually think of as in the breakfast food you eat with milk usually. But that isnt the only definition of Cereal and its actually derived from the definition of using grains for food since breakfast cereals are usually grain based foods.
@Malkontent10032 жыл бұрын
@@eragon78 Dude, your name makes me happy. And you're entirely right, btw, oatmeal IS cereal, and in my opinion it's the best kind. But yeah. Atra esterni ono thelduin. Yes, I'm a nerd, and yes, I'm speaking first, because you're clearly higher-ranking than I am here.
@gsjxbxbxhdhs53524 жыл бұрын
Kyle is the oatmeal joker
@ZachStarHimself4 жыл бұрын
Society and flavor abandoned him
@shadowling777773 жыл бұрын
@@ZachStarHimself You get what you fuckin deserve!
@priyanshugoel30302 жыл бұрын
A cereal killer.
@eatyourcereal47472 жыл бұрын
@@priyanshugoel3030 ayy wtf dude
@caladbolg86664 жыл бұрын
Animal cruelty is okay?! You monster! I literally got ptsd from this.
@carolinacm59303 жыл бұрын
**trigger alert**
@bailey25172 жыл бұрын
I'm LiTeRaLlY sHaKiNg
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
do you know that people DIE from these
@bailey25172 жыл бұрын
@@Qaptyl from what??
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
@@bailey2517 animarl cruelty and your malki g JOKES about it? wjen people DIE from it??? how dare ypu j o k e
@QueueWithACapitalQ2 жыл бұрын
"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
@BullCheatFR3 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is actually a good way to tell people why they should think before they retweet?
@viperstriker47283 жыл бұрын
Unless that thought ends with them deleting the twitter account instead of retweeting, it won't help.
@studiesstudent35432 жыл бұрын
@@viperstriker4728 better take their phone real quick the moment they gonna delete it , retweet and then give it back , nd let them do that delete shit
@NyxNovaStar2 жыл бұрын
Naw people like this can't be reasoned with. They will make up some excuse as to why this video is inaccurate and not how they are.
@theapexsurvivor95382 жыл бұрын
@@NyxNovaStar and they'll compare you to Hitler while getting you fired from your job if you even try to reason with them.
@user_27932 жыл бұрын
Leave Twitter Be happy 👍
@nadiyayasmeen39284 жыл бұрын
"Well, I said that and I'm in the comments" LOL
@spb11794 жыл бұрын
Now I have to find “animal cruelty is good thing” now. Good job at making your watch time go up lol! This was definitely one of my favorite skits you’ve done.
@spb11794 жыл бұрын
Ha found it. 2:34
@smayansahu10702 жыл бұрын
@evrit langston “animal cruelty is a good thing” - evrit langston
@Hardjosh2 жыл бұрын
Ima trim the screenshot of this comment and put your name in it. LOL
@TheTechyGamer2 жыл бұрын
What??? You think animal cruelty is a good thing?
@forsell06082 жыл бұрын
2:36
@x0cx1023 жыл бұрын
"i like plain oatmeal" "that's the sign of a future serial killer"
@yogeshpipada44202 жыл бұрын
Cereal killer 😏
@darkcat65302 жыл бұрын
@@yogeshpipada4420 hold your hands behind ur back and come with me
@yogeshpipada44202 жыл бұрын
@@darkcat6530 😂😂😂
@darkcat65302 жыл бұрын
@@yogeshpipada4420 and now buddy u have officialy gone too far i will have to use excessive forces
@arwensperry64634 жыл бұрын
The end though. It's so accurate it hurts. 😂😂😂
@kevinmencer37822 жыл бұрын
Hypocrisy is a b****.
@ammyvl13 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Zach thinks that animal cruelty is a good thing
@no-one-12 жыл бұрын
“-animal cruelty is a good thing” -Edwin, 2021
@mango11119 Жыл бұрын
"literally shaking rn"
@lazykahn1979 Жыл бұрын
@@mango11119 You are literally not.
@computerdores2 жыл бұрын
i feel this so hard every FUCKING TIME I start an argument people start forgetting how logic works. it hurts
@no-one-12 жыл бұрын
“i feel it so hard every FUCKING TIME” -Computerdores, 2022
@neilkurzman49072 жыл бұрын
They didn’t forget how logic works, they never knew. And don’t actually care.
@_Cragon_7 ай бұрын
@@no-one-1”it hurts”
@How2Helper20133 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you come with with script for these skits, but they are downright HILARIOUS. Legit had me rolling!
@kiranaun95932 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need scripts, you can just spend like 10 seconds on twitter and absorb all of this immediately
@airiakasaei18114 жыл бұрын
"Watch any of my last tweets " 😂😂😂so accurate
@AidanRampair3 жыл бұрын
"did you hear about Justin saying the n word" "isn't he black?" "i told you i dont see race"
@sungod97973 жыл бұрын
2:53 “Cereal Killer” is the pun you’re looking for lol
@ProdByAngus2 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm-mmmm, damn right I am
@avikrish714 жыл бұрын
Zach you have no idea who I am but thank you sm for diversifying your content this is hilarious
@greenstonegecko2 жыл бұрын
"Someone can only have so many tasteless meals before they snap!" I cracked up
@TylerDunphy3 жыл бұрын
you see this crap all the time in politics. THIS PERSON SAID THIS!!! I find the whole thing, and sure enough they took it right out of the middle of a sentence, or they took out the surrounding parts of an obvious joke.
@pauloazuela84882 жыл бұрын
Oh my freaking god, I was actually finding this kind of shit. Thanks for explaining it.
@whatsawhizzerwebnovels49272 жыл бұрын
"Animal Cruelty is a good thing." As soon as I heard him say that, I actually thought he should record that and play it to himself out of context so he gets it.
@motherfuckingenterprises74362 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't get it, "iTs toTaLlY DifffErenT!"
@PapaFlammy694 жыл бұрын
:DDD
@albertmozart60863 жыл бұрын
It's Daddy Flammy.
@albertmozart60862 жыл бұрын
@Wev Yes, king.
@sampletext94264 жыл бұрын
Why yes, I do believe that something I posted online as a teenager should come back to haunt me when I'm an adult
@Heknon4 жыл бұрын
Obviously!!
@RenegadeShepard693 жыл бұрын
Don't even my teenagehood. What terrifies me is what I posted when I was a kid like 6 years old. That stuff is gonna come back to cancel me one day I'm certain.
@julianna98543 жыл бұрын
@@RenegadeShepard69 hold up- why were you posting stuff online as a six year old?
@RenegadeShepard693 жыл бұрын
@@julianna9854 lmao good old 2000s, I wanted to fit in, people didn't talk about parent watching what their kids did online back then where I live, it was all pretty laid back. Every kid was pretty nasty online though, so I tried to be like them. If the twitter mob ever goes to the archives of internet posts back then and tracks people from then to their today's accounts they'll have a cancelling field day.
@Aatell7643 жыл бұрын
Years ago I posted that I hate when people chew with their mouths open, I'm waiting for that to come back and ruin my life.
@Thedrizzle4043 жыл бұрын
3:01 Modern journalism in a nutshell.
@smithynoir99802 жыл бұрын
The most annoying thing was when the Twit User immediately switched the subject when he had no valid response. Got a friend that does that, it's the worst, especially when they get mad that I brought the conversation back onto topic.
@poky888nuju4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, John Wick is always a movie worth stopping to watch
@starweb4433 жыл бұрын
This should be required watching for anyone using the internet.
@younglepa4 жыл бұрын
Love your humor man keep making these!
@heccyuudood2 жыл бұрын
I generally dislike things like this just because Twitter annoys the hell out of me, but this has to be one of my favorite of your videos, like I wish I could “like” it twice! 😁
@NikeAirJordanGabes4 жыл бұрын
This video is technically PG-13 because he said the f-word once, and did not finish it at the end.
@the0glitter4 жыл бұрын
2:36 Cathy Newman vibes
@whitneysmiltank4 жыл бұрын
So you're saying you hate women?
@Dark_Peace3 жыл бұрын
Hail Lobster
@benjaminzerr67083 жыл бұрын
I like to think that if a time traveler went into the past and tried to explain the internet to people they would use this video. It would be very informative.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley3 жыл бұрын
This video exhausts me and I don't even use social media beyond KZfaq, lol. But that's enough for me.
@maximilianbur25604 жыл бұрын
man this reminds me of watching tv (except this is so funny)
@MU.2004 жыл бұрын
accurate and funny (and sad), well done!
@vladtheimpaler9577 Жыл бұрын
"It totally looks like the cat is malnourished." Well if its a new kitten then its probably malnourished because of the animal shelter or pet store Kyle got it from. So Kyle is in fact a saint for saving the kitten from those conditions and give it a proper home.
@tcu10993 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is a live feed of how I behave with my brother. I'm in the grey shirt.
@patrickflorio29534 жыл бұрын
I swear that one dislike is getting sued for animal cruelty from me
@RayMak2 жыл бұрын
The news anchor was right
@stephanie46982 жыл бұрын
REEEEEEE!!!
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@clayel12 жыл бұрын
O_o
@rodrigo-vl7bi4 жыл бұрын
this kind of content is the reason i suscribed to your main channel, i fucking love these videos
@Karpnado3 жыл бұрын
Literally the reason I got rid of Twitter for good. Have never looked back since, my well-being has been miles better
@morkovija4 жыл бұрын
this is so true it hurts
@meganlukes66793 жыл бұрын
2:50 Never trust someone who likes plain oatmeal
@ahlamamr46593 жыл бұрын
I love this channel because it really brings out the weird things that happens without us realizing it
@anawsmperson38064 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making a day good in lockdown
@MandA19002 жыл бұрын
Found your videos last night and I’m already a fan!
@deathknight12393 жыл бұрын
Why am I just now finding your content? This is great!
@larax2223 жыл бұрын
I really like the way you make your videos ^,^ Please continue doing this good work!
@fadesway99233 жыл бұрын
This legitimately made me angry at how true this is
@kyanhluong11 ай бұрын
They were so desperate to extinguish what wrong they don't pay attention to what they doing
@oliversherman24142 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
@banglanner36393 жыл бұрын
the presentation is made to be funny but is so fucking true... context makes it so much more different
@iamsauras3 жыл бұрын
Almost forgot to watch this today! One hell of a versatile guy you are! 💗💗 Also how can we forget #LaddersStillMatter !!??
@liamthelitlord57382 ай бұрын
“Back in my day we just got yellow fever”
@ashwilliams8876 Жыл бұрын
Okay, I need a part 2 to this.
@pauloabreu84534 жыл бұрын
I swear... This is the video I can relate to
@Athena-we2uz4 жыл бұрын
Relevant, yes.
@liquiddonkey65303 жыл бұрын
This is how the schizophrenic part of my brain deals with reality
@dylogysminter2 жыл бұрын
Best video i have seen of you so far this was amazing^^
@mistzzz4683 Жыл бұрын
Here's a golden rule - When somebody is "not convinced" even after you provide them facts and evidence about something you know you are factually correct about, stop and think for a second. Would convincing this person give me any tangible benefit other than just the self satisfaction of being correct? No? Just end the conversation.
@NeptuneOfTheSeas4 жыл бұрын
Your comedy is underrated
@MathIguess3 жыл бұрын
I need more of these skits man xD
@dovahsblight76772 жыл бұрын
You've earned another sub with this video
@yoink68304 жыл бұрын
Twitter Wars: Revenge of the Snowflakes
@Nasirrafiq653 жыл бұрын
yoink The uprising of the neo-nazis is a promising sequel
@motherfuckingenterprises74362 жыл бұрын
You play the judge and that is fine. When you're being judged, it isn't. That doesn't seem fair. ---The Ruby Witch
@trifortay Жыл бұрын
That blanket looks comfy I want it
@justanotherperson29602 жыл бұрын
That 'So you are saying....' line was a nice touch
@GammaFZ4 жыл бұрын
MAAAAN THE JOHN WICK ONE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@the0glitter4 жыл бұрын
99% of twitter LOL
@TheAlison14566 ай бұрын
This is the best way to learn about what the problems with the internet are Imagine if it was one person
@redfatseal24072 ай бұрын
They only unerstand the concept of bullying when it happens to them
@chrono00973 жыл бұрын
This video is so accurate i got second hand frustration
@Jack-Anonymous3 жыл бұрын
This is so, so accurate, and it bugs me so badly.
@Darkruk2 жыл бұрын
2:46 This is gold "He likes to play with oat meal and that makes him a cereal killer"
@mrfrog09136 ай бұрын
Is Oat meal an instrument?
@thewanderer39882 жыл бұрын
I hate how accurate this is
@parkthata32082 жыл бұрын
This video is perfect for making me wanna throw a chair
@isaacsmith14602 жыл бұрын
This is so unbelievably true and its so sad
@ahmadbugshan96032 жыл бұрын
I remember when twitter wanted to free a criminal bc he was handsome
@oliversherman24146 ай бұрын
This is exactly why I don't use social media apps like TikTok, Facebook, Snapchat, Twitter, Reddit and so on
@9usuck02 жыл бұрын
Every person trying to make an argument when they don't know anything.
@haganame12402 жыл бұрын
Painfully accurate unfortunately
@jamese9283 Жыл бұрын
This should be required viewing for every living person.
@gogiletime52962 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love this guy! My favorites so far are the kidnappings and signing up for insurance.
@hoodie_cat Жыл бұрын
You call it the "internet", I call it the "twitter/4chan cesspool"
@smrtfasizmu61612 жыл бұрын
It is weird that this channel doesn't have over a million subscribers
@spazztastic1882 жыл бұрын
This is great!
@toaj8684 жыл бұрын
I get the previous post now!
@LionWithAGun2 жыл бұрын
thats my sister to a T. literally will tell me some gossip from youtube or twitter like its the biggest thing, doesnt research any of it herself but goes off the more outraged comments. Then if you give more context to the situation that actually clears up the drama and just shows something was out of context she doesnt care since shes on the next big outrage and its not important info apparently to her
@biologyish79432 жыл бұрын
That was pretty cool even cooler than all those movies where the main role record the other's voice unnoticed, I mean it was WAY smarter😆
@justjames42 жыл бұрын
I'm literally the Context person every day.
@genus5772 жыл бұрын
this video is perfect to be taken out of context
@meetv77004 ай бұрын
My eyes lit up like a christmas tree when he said "this video is hour and fortyseven minutes long"
@zxuiji2 жыл бұрын
"sign of a future serial killer, cat murdering psychopath" alright I might be a psychopath but I'm not a serial killer or cat murderer, I love how adorable cats are :P
@RGC_animation3 жыл бұрын
This is so true
@robstvn4 жыл бұрын
People really be like that
@danielkover7157 Жыл бұрын
"And that's what makes humans frustrating apes." ~Everyone that WANTS to use all their brain cells