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Alright kids. Here's what you need to know about kidnapping. Puts on Sabaton "Resist and bite"

yeah but they're also not legally allowed to kidnap you so why would that stop them edit: some people do not know how to use a woosh but ok

Your runining the joke@@caringegg759

@@caringegg759 r/wooooosh

I wish the kids I kidnap were that nice...

respect

Kid just followed cause the man had his homework. 😂

try what? they just wanted to give him a ride home

sameee@@VoidZeroNothing

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What?!?! How am I supposed to pass pre-calc if my Mom's friends just shove me in a room with my hands all tied up. Man, people these days, rude

is that fr? lmfao

what was the context?

​@@coisasaqui Zach Star makes math content

They're Canadian kidnappers

@@brodiebuckingham2846 was just about to comment this 💀💀💀

@@brodiebuckingham2846 Minnesota nice

yea i wish my kidnappers would have been like them

​@@segnoshey at least you get shelter, hopefully free food too.

Ikr

That’s kinda how prequels work

you should watch star wars then lol

@@crabbyboi9127 It's like poetry, it rhymes

Which means they're not sequels. The first thing just exists, it's not a sequel or a prequel. Then the follow up is one or the other, depending.

Pfft, you rube. Don't you know that teachers are IN on it for a cut of the ransom?

Just go to Finland than, depression rates drops to 0.1% (That 0.1% goes to taxes)

There's an island in Canada that barely provides schooling let alone homework apparently

⁠@@OZMusim sure there's many islands in canada without a single school

@@You_Ate_My_Soapfinland is like 12th place with highest suicide rating

No, no, better yet. He puts the gun on his mouth and shoots.

Geez bruh

Explaining life and death equals existential crisis? I'd tell this guy "if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything... so choose something already"

@@JabamiLain on his mouth, not in.

@@Alec0124your comment just reminded me of the quote from Hamilton ”If you stand for nothing Burr what will you fall for?”

No telling with Zach anymore

Such a genius, inspiring really! To put the videos, in the wrong order, then have us viewership plebs praise him for the baller move... and it was aalllll on accident.... Love it! ^^

I mean... It's not entirely implausible. I do that a lot with my dyslexia (people assume I'm being witty, and I just let them).

haha

It’s a period piece!

I was thinking that. Like damn that’s a great deal

Naw it was those fancy headphones instead of the shitty headsets they give us

Tbh, those are just my two braincells on a good day

I was about to comment this lol

I learned how to do that in school but I've forgotten since 😢

@fredfredburger5150 you have to find a common denominator when adding/subtracting fractions (in this case, it would be 21) and then multiply the numerator by what you needed (so 1/3 becomes 7/21 and 2/7 becomes 6/21) When multiplying you multiply straight across (2×1 and 7×3) and dividing you have to cross multiply first (2x3 and 7x1) THEN divide to get 6/7

​@@fredfredburger5150Just take it on logic. You have two cakes, cut one in 7 pieces and the other in 3. Take some pieces and try to figure out what proportion of a whole cake you've got. It would obviously be easy if they were both cut into same amount of pieces: 7 and 7, then one pieces and two pieces give three pieces, out of 7. But they're not. But you're the one with a knife. If you cut every piece of the first cake into three pieces and then every piece of the second cake into seven pieces, suddenly you have two cakes cut into the same amount of pieces (3*7 or 7*3, which is 21). Now you only need to think how many pieces you take. In the first case, 1/7, you were meant to take one big piece, and since you cut them into threes, now of course you take three small pieces. Meaning you take 3/21. The same with the other cake, representing 2/3. You were meant to take two big pieces, but you cut each of them into 7 pieces, so you need to take 14 pieces to get the same amount of cake. So you get 17/21. (I just realised I counted 1/7 + 2/3 instead of 2/7 + 1/3. I would change it but I might mess it up and you'd get confused. The same logic applies in both cases. You can try 2/7 + 1/3 now and see if you get 13/21.).

@@tymondabrowski12 Alternatively, since they hold the knife, they can just threaten you to do the maths for them.

You were never warned?! I thought all parents drilled this stuff into kids. They’re lucky you’re smart 👍

Will add for anyone who looks in the replies- stranger kidnapping is a lot rarer than it being someone you know

Well- except maybe Mexico, heard kidnap ransom is a more common crime there

When I was fourteen and waiting for a traffic light while on my daily walk, a stranger got off of a bus, called out to me and approached while casually tucking a large roll of money into his pocket. He proceeded to try to get me to take his hand, and when I stepped back in fear (he was smiling sweetly but I could see something else in his eyes) he got in my face and tried to corner me against a signpost. Luckily the light changed at that moment so I went around him and crossed the street at a brisk walk. He didn't follow me, although he called out more sharply and then I heard him muttering something, probably a curse, to himself. As soon as I was out of his line of sight, I ran. I have an ingrained distrust in humanity and I had that bad feeling that you describe. But we're taught to default to trust, and I've met many a normal adult who isn't even aware that we have one of the highest crime rates in the US, and I can imagine that a young child, or someone with low situational awareness due to autism or something like that, might not have had that feeling.

@@wafflfries4163 alot of parents think one talk when little is enough . a lot are actually incompetent when it comes to understanding children, even with experience.

This is completely random but after seeing this comment all I think about is the lore lodgers making a video on these kidnappers

double your views with this one simple trick

Or… he simply fucked up the release times on them. You know thats another option

@@Name-ru1kt No.

omg, im not the only one!

yooo that's what I thought too

I had someone approach me claiming to be a friend of the neighbor, and my father had some people drive up to him and claim his mother sent them and she'd be angry if he didn't get in the car. It's crazy to think this is how kidnappers work, but they really do.

Bro I have no idea what the clever part is, and I've no idea how I passed high school maths in the first place

@3Faidonas3 13/21 = 2/7+1/3 is the same as simplifying the initial equation and adding across So think of the denominator and make it the same, so in this case 7 and 3 become 21 while 2 becomes 6 and 1 becomes 7. So instead of it being 2/7 + 1/3 = 13/21 It becomes 6/21 + 7/21 = 13/21 When the kidnappers were thinking you add straight across they, incorrectly, assumed that you add the top numbers together and the bottom numbers together and got the wrong answer of 3/10. It's clever because the kidnappers demonstrate that that's how a LOT of people think of fractions because they had trouble understanding them.

I don't know how the fuck I graduated high school man, I still don't get fractions I just managed to be barely good enough at the other aspects of math to make a passing grade

@@a_d3mon but isn't that correct sometimes, like when multiplying fractions?

@@unluckystaravia2352 exactly the same here man, damn

"I don't know what a gun is"

turns out theyre already suicidal

@@airplanes_aren.t_real 💀

I watched a Wendigoon video on that.

Something about your wording makes me skeptical. 🤷

Also depends on where you live. I've had a lot of kidnappings where I live along with people trying to kidnap me me twice.

Car crashes are rare compared to car trips that go uneventually. But I'm still going to wear my seatbelt. It's true that most violence against kids is from family members. But for obvious reasons, that's the hardest kind to protect against.

Do you actually have anything to back this up

Thats horrifying

@@aptokro3005 forgetting jujitsu classes IS horrifying

@@yazidefirenzeStarted taking up karate. Not learning nearly as much as I did in jujitsu though.

huh, how did you... What?

@@WEBPMAFIAONKZfaq i swear its showing 9 days ago for u too right?

@@D1SCOTHEIDIOT Yes, I don't understand

i see what you did there

Lol wtf

Remember, if you get drugs in your candy, say thank you, because drugs are expensive

​@@dennishallada890 Unless it's the kind that makes you dead. Dying is expensive.

​@@Alec0124I think about all documented cases of poisoned or tampered candy un-aliving kids has turned out to be done by the parents. So beware the people you know when they act out of character.

Medium meal probably cheaper

Love the deductive reasoning haha