When the kidnappers try to stand out

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@ZachStarHimself 6 ай бұрын

Get 50% off your first order of CookUnity meals - go to cookunity.com/zachsh50 and use my code ZACHSH50 at checkout to try them out for yourself! Thanks to CookUnity for sponsoring this video!

@zineprixmenu4373 6 ай бұрын

ooh,,;sofucking shit

@death-istic9586 6 ай бұрын

Love your videos!💚

@9024tobi 6 ай бұрын

Isnt this just an unhealthy and lazy version of hello fresh? I mean they're ready to go with just heating up, and to keep those fresh they must be highly processed food with lots of "additional stuff" to keep it looking fresh for at least a week. I haven't checked tho it's just my headcanon 😅

@thebottles3153 6 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Zach Star's Videos are either Educational or just backstory of a story or a sequel or a prequel of a story.

@catman404 6 ай бұрын

I hate how true this is

@ZachStarHimself 6 ай бұрын

😂

@Verymusician193 6 ай бұрын

I know it's pretty funny

@Crimzon- 6 ай бұрын

@@ZachStarHimself 😂

@Averybritishbear 6 ай бұрын

@@ZachStarHimselfI bet your answer is a prequel to your next comment

@kemcolian2001 6 ай бұрын

4th riddle: "SOLVE THE FUCKING REIMANN HYPOTHESIS"

@Drache832 6 ай бұрын

Its true, I just just proved it on this napkin

@CriminalonCrime 6 ай бұрын

@@Drache832I just unsolved it on a piece of cardboard from this construction site bro, science changes fast these days...

@PanophobicCuber 6 ай бұрын

Get out of here student from before who solved the Riemann Hypothesis!

@dan_asd 6 ай бұрын

Just resolved it by counting with my fingers, mathematics really be going fast these minutes

@CriminalonCrime 6 ай бұрын

@@dan_asd I just translated it into quantum physics and used it to time trave back to the time of Jesus and gave it a Roman Emperor who used it wipe his butt with, you'll find the evidence of this in the Roman sewer systems, happy hunting!

@robby7337 6 ай бұрын

It's crazy how Zach makes kidnappers feel so relatable. Really shows how talented he is.

@stefanplusplus917 6 ай бұрын

bro, are we suppose to be worried about you? :o

@95rav 6 ай бұрын

@@stefanplusplus917Well, I, for one, appreciate how Zach humanises us.

@dismaleclipse5587 6 ай бұрын

@@95rav🫡

@ianenlow5110 5 ай бұрын

Kidnapper lives matter to

@chrisjackson1889 6 ай бұрын

1:18“I come once in a minute-” “You made a riddle about me?” “-Twice in a moment-” “Definitely about me” “-But never in a thousand years” “Now I’m confused”😂😂😂 Peak comedy Zach

@juzoli 6 ай бұрын

It’s still him. He comes in a minute, but never actually gets the girl even in a thousand years, so…

@C00kiesAplenty 6 ай бұрын

Now I know why the kidnappers always start with "listen closely". They cant get their target's full attention otherwise.

@spectated8159 6 ай бұрын

At first, I thought the parents were just really good at riddles, then I realized they were just looking it up on the computer in front of them. I suddenly relate to the Kidnappers.

@Theuglymug 6 ай бұрын

Ohhh

@deamichaelis1 3 ай бұрын

But they weren't looking them up. They were just super invested in what they were doing on the laptop already. The second one didn't even have a riddle.

@motivationenjoyer9830 6 ай бұрын

Can we just appreciate that Zach is able and willing to post so many great videos?

@wingnightbackwards 6 ай бұрын

Can we appreciate that this bit is able and willing to last longer than an a-sexual

@Pyremaniac 6 ай бұрын

I am able, AND WILLING, to acknowledge how great he is for being able, AND willing, to entertain us so often.

@midnight-envy 6 ай бұрын

⁠@@Pyremaniacyour willingness made me able to make a comment to agree

@Therealnotanifox 6 ай бұрын

im loving this new joke within his community

@jamesclarkson156 6 ай бұрын

@yourmother3819It's super easy, barely an inconvenience to be able and willing to overuse a joke.

@dukex123 6 ай бұрын

I love how parents are consistently not very concerned about the kidnappings. :D

@MayoOverlord 6 ай бұрын

Explains how the kids were able to be kidnapped in the first place.

@rjtimmerman2861 5 ай бұрын

@@MayoOverlordAble and probably willing

@UltraFire538 6 ай бұрын

"You can go fuck yourself" And "Why the FUCK do you know this" Had me fighting for life

@remagic6432 6 ай бұрын

I just love that the sponsors are paying to be associated with kidnappers.

@MegaJohny777 6 ай бұрын

Hey, there are some that are able and willing to advertise on Twitter, so why not?

@funkenjoyer 6 ай бұрын

it's nice that all these parents were both able and willing to answer all these questions to get their kids back

@Iwannaeatlasagna 5 ай бұрын

Someone go claim the 69th like, it's right there

@henriouellet8416 5 ай бұрын

@@Iwannaeatlasagna got it

@Iwannaeatlasagna 5 ай бұрын

@@henriouellet8416 You're welcome for giving the 68th like

@henriouellet8416 3 ай бұрын

@@Iwannaeatlasagna nooooooooooo i got tricked

@nightmantis5154 Ай бұрын

@funkenjoyer are u Mathew its me nox

@Sam-wu8ey 6 ай бұрын

I am all for Zach's expressions when he is annoyed and shouts in loud in a high pitch voice 😂😂😂

@fantope 6 ай бұрын

I love how Zach keeps making his sponsors look like horrible people that support some funny kidnappers lol

@m.c.martin 6 ай бұрын

The fact that kidnapper never considered a laptop as part of the equation is what makes this video hilarious 😂

@Christopher-777 6 ай бұрын

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE!?"? Well, first of all, your targets are rich people.

@pure-blood17 6 ай бұрын

“You made a riddle about me?”…..fucking outstanding…lol😂

@Visible_To_All_Users_And_666 6 ай бұрын

He should have asked trivia questions about his kids. Would have lost the game on the spot -When is your kid's birthday? -Uhhhh...

@missarose6159 6 ай бұрын

I feel if the kidnappers were to ask that question and the parents got that wrong, they'd just adopt the kid and become better parents.

@95rav 8 күн бұрын

Considering they told the first kid he just "can go" home - from wherever their hideout is - I doubt they are responsible enough to have kids. I mean, the kid could be kidnapped or something on the way home!

@1JayAkki 6 ай бұрын

The banter between the kidnappers is so hilarious 😂

@lucere3674 6 ай бұрын

Head cannon, a decent guy makes a plan to ruin his friends abduction plans in a way where everyone stays safe. But then gets genuinely upset that his riddles are solved in seconds and starts abducting the kid repeatedly to see if he can stump the father.

@rachelcolomb 6 ай бұрын

That got me laughing!

@darkthunder168 6 ай бұрын

"Floyd Mayweather" "Incorrect" "A prisoner" "I feel I was close" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@kiandoesjoke3442 6 ай бұрын

Zach’s killing it with the upload schedule lately

@knutthompson7879 6 ай бұрын

Your sponsor bits and the way you integrate them are THE best on KZfaq

@pheonix6756 6 ай бұрын

this guy's humor is on another level fr

@imaginaryfriend6969 6 ай бұрын

felt like all the parents were able but not willing to save their kids

@symmetricasymmetric9154 6 ай бұрын

I was wondering what happened with our favourite kidnappers, glad to see them back

@JasonDevil06 6 ай бұрын

This is what happens when the kidnappers don't say "listen very carefully" nobody takes them seriously

@hellsice2421 6 ай бұрын

Those parents were able but not willing to care for their kids

@AikiraBeats 6 ай бұрын

I really enjoyed the upsale the kidnapper really knows his audience.

@RB20071 6 ай бұрын

*Secretly looks up all the answers on the laptop*

@TheAlison1456 6 ай бұрын

I love how the finance blokes are more evil sociopaths than the kidnappers

@martinshoosterman 6 ай бұрын

I love the detail that the last guy offered to pay the kidnapper without the kidnapper realizing

@Ninjago20009 6 ай бұрын

If only these people had the help the legendary zach from seat 12c who is able and willing to assist

@Simqer 6 ай бұрын

why would they need his help, they got their kids back.

@Ninjago20009 6 ай бұрын

@@Simqerbut if they had his help there kids would have never been kidnapped in the first place

@enammemberseptember7366 6 ай бұрын

I thought you were referring to the kidnappers. They DEFINITELY need someone who is not only able, but willing to be an effective kidnapper. Who is also a double alpha.

@Simqer 6 ай бұрын

@@Ninjago20009He might be able and willing to help, BUT he is currently sitting in seat 12c on his way to save the galaxy. Why should he waste time to save people from villains that came straight out of a home alone movie.

@lietpi 6 ай бұрын

Plot twist: the guy with glasses is actually nice and wanted to save the kids from the guy in black.

@nickknife9681 6 ай бұрын

These guys had a solid idea in the first 20 seconds and then they started thinking.

@KeilaBevins 6 ай бұрын

kidnappers: *trying to set a theatening tone* also the kidnappers: *turns the whole sitch into a fun lil game*

@fireonna5079 6 ай бұрын

Is this video set in Gotham? The parents seem like they are used to their kids just being kidnapped, the kidnappers are directly copying villains from Gotham, I was honestly waiting for Batman to show up. 🤣🤣

@partyjams 6 ай бұрын

the Zach star universe has a lot of uncaring but weirdly smart fathers.

@Jungleali 6 ай бұрын

Isn’t his name Zach

@partyjams 6 ай бұрын

@@Jungleali thanks I messed up and fixed the comment

@sevensins3584 6 ай бұрын

And their kids probably turn to crime because of no parental guidance.. so they end up as kidnappers😮

@ThrasherMurat 6 ай бұрын

The only channel where I don't skip the sponsored section. Like I have an extention that auto skips it, but I manually go back

@rachelcolomb 6 ай бұрын

Daniel Thrasher is another one I do not skip and Charles Berthoud.

@Loyd4798 6 ай бұрын

Everyone was on a zoom call with Zack from emergency row seat c12 he was able and willing to give them the awnsers

@GoldenEagle603 6 ай бұрын

Our parents are completely wrong about what kidnappers do. 😅 This is what kidnappers actually do.

@keaunbrown2312 6 ай бұрын

These videos are so elitely made iont know how hes not already at millions

@CompanionCube 6 ай бұрын

when the kidnapper asks for a tip

@TheFlyingRaptor 6 ай бұрын

"Oh that's where he went” Hahahahah

@mohamaddelkhah 6 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity: The "what's in my pocket?" question. (With a bit of Golum sound effects)

@S41L0R 6 ай бұрын

i love how many skits you're making recently!

@theqbash Ай бұрын

One of the parents: waiting on a call from an investor Also them: "Hey, can I call you back?"

@jlpsinde 6 ай бұрын

BETTER AND BETTER ZACH!!!

@Jungleali 6 ай бұрын

How is this comment one day ago if the video came out an hour ago? Are you a time traveler?

@jlpsinde 6 ай бұрын

@@Jungleali Hi, I pay him on Patreon, so I see before.

@johnturki2634 6 ай бұрын

That transition into the ad was incredibly smooth

@CrazyGamingYT56 6 ай бұрын

Love your content keep up the great work

@GutsZet 6 ай бұрын

Plot Geist: they just Google every answer on the pc

@HeKenMars4Ever 6 ай бұрын

I love this, ohmygosh! Zach is 100000% the best content creator ever

@Tagtraum_ 6 ай бұрын

I love these videos so much.

@manuelrandomer 6 ай бұрын

I got the second one instantly, but when he asked the third I instantly said “chuck Norris”

@oliversherman2414 6 ай бұрын

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

@GregariousKuma 5 ай бұрын

man i just love ur vids man

@timbuktu8069 6 ай бұрын

First time a kidnapper ever got me to listen to an add.

@MartijnMuller 6 ай бұрын

Cook Unity: we should sponsor that Zach Star guy, what could go wrong?

@oliversherman2414 6 ай бұрын

Zach is willing and able to answer these questions

@guardianv5846 6 ай бұрын

Sadly, these little videos are the highlight of my day. Please don't stop the music.

@KingPuresol 6 ай бұрын

I would be willing AND able to answer those riddles!

@Kangoatrilla 6 ай бұрын

Love you Zach!

@eggmanrules167 6 ай бұрын

This is my personal ranking of every kidnappers video 11: when the kidnappers call Jussie Smollett 10: when the kidnappers bluff 9: when the kidnappers try to stand out 8: how parents portray all kidnappings 7: partners in crime 6: when the kidnappers get the wrong person 5: when the kidnappers call the police 4: when the kidnappers don’t rehearse 3: when the kidnappers dramatic plan fails 2: when the kidnappers have the wrong number 1: when the kidnappers finally get the right number but the person is poor

@pepeTheSmugMan 5 ай бұрын

You're the only guy which sponsor parts I always watch lol

@robertschruder 6 ай бұрын

I love when strangers come with a car and gives me candy.

@SwagelokTaj 6 ай бұрын

Who doesn't love FREE stuff? Right?

@robertschruder 6 ай бұрын

@@SwagelokTaj exactly

@reverseflashplays8615 6 ай бұрын

I love how emotional the pink balaclava guy is

@zeemouu 6 ай бұрын

i like how he asked which left over the phone

@MrAflac9916 5 ай бұрын

Actually amazing how you guys incorporated the sponsor into this video

@OOJMi_ 5 ай бұрын

Imagine if the kidnappers did a *buy 1 get 1 free* 😂

@um8078 6 ай бұрын

They already have a thing, they are like two nerdy guy doing funny thing

@Kadencabs 6 ай бұрын

he is able and willing to answer the riddles

@luisbollain6553 6 ай бұрын

If I were a kid and this guys kidnapped me I would be pretty chill to be honest

@peterg76yt 6 ай бұрын

And that's how CookUnity ended kidnapping as a profession.

@halvsketchy9293 6 ай бұрын

Saving these riddles for later

@ChrisP0311 6 ай бұрын

This is so weird I love it

@ProtagonistVon Ай бұрын

Are they just googling it? Not even making sure they don’t have a laptop in front of their face, then not giving them a timer, destined to fail.

@Eagle_Punch 6 ай бұрын

1:48 actually a minute doesn‘t even have a single moment, because a moment is 90 seconds long

@xxGreenRoblox 6 ай бұрын

oh i thought they were closer to a picosecond

@TexMeta 6 ай бұрын

Wonder if these kidnappers will ever try to kidnap the serial killers? Can’t wait for when you go Multiversal

@definitelynotsarcasm 6 ай бұрын

For the last one you missed the opportunity to say "you're trivializing this"

@antonionnam6594 6 ай бұрын

These parents acting like the kidnappers took a robot instead 💀

@Tom-zh8om 6 ай бұрын

FEURST, I LOVE YOU ZACH !!!!

@Peoplearefood 6 ай бұрын

Good vid broski

@ashwilliams8876 6 ай бұрын

What is with all the dads not caring that their sons are kidnapped? 😆

@Grox-Vinly 3 ай бұрын

at one point pink panther and that other guy, should express their feelings and end up being together or smth

@ryancronwell6368 4 ай бұрын

An accountant can also finish a book without reading a sentence.

@TheEntertainmentguro 6 ай бұрын

I feel like all these people are googling the answers and that’s the real reason the riddler can’t exist post internet

@user-Jay178 6 ай бұрын

That was a really good ad lol. The kidnapper series is funny and great lol. Great video.

@Mortisem 6 ай бұрын

Zach was constantly walking on the verge of insanity and I guess he tripped because there's no was a sane person could make something like this

@yvngtrevor5892 6 ай бұрын

These robbers were willing and able to come back

@foolishball9155 6 ай бұрын

They are just googling everything in their laptops.

@GameShiftMaster 6 ай бұрын

"can you stop? because what you are doing is such an ugly color on you" 😂

@MsDarra 6 ай бұрын

Kidnapper is pressed 😂

@SamLabbato 6 ай бұрын

I thought he was gonna phone a friend in the last one and all his conference buddies would pitch in

@pedrovelasquez6147 6 ай бұрын

The kidnappers failed this time, because they didn't start the call with their classic "listen very carefully..."

@Douneedalotofhelp 6 ай бұрын

1:18 lol ‘come’ funny

@ERRandDEL 6 ай бұрын

Ooooh so, like, pink panther was Saw guy's buddy from that video? The ZCU plot thickens.

@nickabel8279 6 ай бұрын

Thought the last question would be what's my name and then they would freak out

@Popunkwillneverdie 20 күн бұрын

This explains the stalkers

@Dheerajsingh-nn7th 6 ай бұрын

I am able and willing to watch all Zach's content 💯 times over ,🗿

@joywolf83 6 ай бұрын

My Guys!!!