try to remember the bigger picture, we all, including myself - forget this. No matter what happens, and what we say - we still have to live our lives...and do physical manifstations of our words.

First time I’m consciously considering the phrase and now I have a hatred for it. Thanks for making me more cynical haha

You can eat whenever you want if you have commissary money. Honey buns, ramen, coffee, basically anything you can find in a 7-11 you can stock up in a cell

i love u

Roll up mats in an empty cell for stabbin practice with the 2 double icepick bangers made from parts of the yard fence and parts of county issued things with 2 old headphone magnets (1 in each handle) so the bangers stick under metal bunks, shower head mount brackets and stuff..

Damn I’ve never been to prison but from all the prison shit I’ve seen over the years, relating it to the life of a dog seems insanely accurate lol

every show is a candidate

It depends, this one is average shitty Opie but not insufferable or crazy Opie, keeping it keeps the clip longer and gets me through more work, thats a win.

Lost in book was so annoying

is it

Reality is a candidate to be NOpied

At 40:47 the caller starts out with "Those other prisons sound like golf courses or something"; the caller after him at 46:09 is Chip from Kentucky.

That shit was annoying, like he thinks he has a good line and wears it tf out

Opie is soon 63yso, and he is still retarded. Let the brother maaan bee

Fun! What is the alleged offense? P.s. best of luck with that.

If anybody starts messing with you or trying to get frisky with your bum, just start throwing your poo. No one messes with the guy who throws his own poo

@@AxelSpott Until it hits the wrong mf and the thrower is forced to eat it.

Depends on what your going for..but I'm assuming if your only doing a year it's not a violent felony.. which means most likely you'll go to camp,if your lucky and the prison your getting classified at is not over over booked, youl be in camp within 3 months..expect the first 2-4 weeks to suck ass tho, youl be in fish tank (classification unit), which means youl be out of your cell 15 minutes every other day, and besides religious material and your legal work you will not have anything to read or do in that time period

How was it?

Just look up John Couey

Everyone in prison gets a job or goes to school, depending on age. Everyone. Unless the movies lied to us..

@@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 Did 6 years. If you think there isnt an incredible amount of down time for card playing and fuckin around, then we had two very differnt experiences.