For those wondering about using soul sand, honey, or water to make the horse even slower, we did test with all of those and couldn't get slower than 0.014 blocks/second. Surprisingly, once you're traveling through cobwebs, being on honey or soul sand doesn't actually make you any slower. This is even true if you're not on a horse. While pushing against water does slow you down if you're moving forward, it slows you down TOO much if you're moving backwards and you can't actually move at all. Additionally, turtle master doesn't actually have any effect when you're in water because it seems to only affect walking speed, and you're technically not walking when you're in even a little bit of water.

Morris was born, participated in one race and got retired for the rest of his (slow) life in Bdubs' green pastures. Why am I jealous of this horse ?

In 1783, James Watt created the term of “horsepower” to describe power of the industrial revolution. Watt defined one horsepower as the amount of work required from a (draft) horse to pull 150 pounds out of a hole that was 220 feet deep. Watts calculated the kinetic energy as 33,000 ft-lb per minute. This is approximately equal to 746 Watts. Assuming it's an average draft horse it would weigh about 900kg. Morris is clearly not a draft horse. He's the lowest of lows. We'll assume he's 300kg horse. In conclusion: Morris has like a 1/3th of a horsepower. About 250W. This is not a joke. It's facts

BDubs: "He's terrible!" Zedaph: "Thank you! ^_^"

Bdubs simultaneous glee and horror about Morris is a beautiful thing to behold. Man appreciates a good bad horse.

The cuts from Bdubs zooming to you at a stand still is hilarious! 😂

A horse so slow, but a steed so brave, as to go through cobwebs 'boutface. But, despite the loss, the horse knew the cost, and finished the last block away.

I love it when Zed and Bdubs are horsing around in the neigh-borhood!

Bdubs: "I am zooming!" Zedaph: "I am zooming in to see if I am moving."

Well you certainly weren't horsing around with this Zedvancement, that is a very slow horse in-steed and I'm trot-ally glad i don't have to ride it!

Congrats to completing the Hall of All! Now for the next achievement: Grab all items and pack them into shulker boxes, then jump into the void: "Lost it All"

Its so Slowwwwww!! Great video Zed!!

iJevin has just about collected the materials for a netherite beacon. You should invite him to assemble it at your base.

I just knew you could do it. That hall of all and slowest horse were both labor intensive but the results were incredibly entertaining. I got total Dukes of Hazard vibes watching the race sequence because of the awesome editing. Now... I am just waiting for the netherite beacon.......

8:36 the horse absolutely dead-on staring you down while you pull out "Zed's Slashy" is one of the most unintentionally funny hermitcraft moments ever xD edit: the editing during the race segment was spot on!

Now i wanna see Morris going up a "Horse-Elevator"... I think he'd be fast in the Y-Axis

I love that the hall of all trophy is curse of vanishing because it has a tendency to become outdated

That race edit was so much fun. What a great episode. Well done, Zed, and congratulations on the Zedvancement.

Nicely done Zed! Now it's time for the Zedcraft Patreon server to get the hall of all achievement in two weeks.

Didn't expect you could move slow enough to lose a 1 block vs 1 lap race, well done!

So absolutely proud of you Zed!! Cannot believe it’s finally finished!!! That livestream ruled, Tangos addition was very delightful!!

A fantastic idea, and the execution was so good- i loved the editing during the race. Bdubs was so dynamic, and in comparison the part where the music stopped and the camera stopped and we just watched Morris pixel across the screen made me laugh!

The horserace was comedy gold zed! One of the funniest moments in season 9

im so pleased you finished Hall of All, what an accomplishment. Im also so pleased youre still playing this far into the season, normally you've disappeared by now :P

Congrats to your immobile steed, it was painful but fun to watch!

most tense race of my entire life haha… but the editing of the race especially was beautiful, especially when you cut out the wild music when it cut back to the One Block Race. and OMG HALL OF ALL COMPLETION?!?!?!? THIS IS WHY I SUBBED. HALL OF ALL COMPLETELY COMPLETED!!!!!

the piglin head stream was so entertaining 11:26 the prolonged silence and then Bdubs coming in just painfully "oh NO" is so funny omg 14:14 absolutely perfect 16:03 BDUBS PLEASE the editing on the final race was so funny good job

You should make a large pen somewhere thats regularly loaded and hop off of Morris in the middle (or a marked location) and see how far he has moved by the of the season

The horse taking imperceptible ant steps, traveling at 50 meters per hour 😂

It does make me wonder just how many laps B-Dubs could complete if he had a perfect run. He had jumping issues on his lap that slowed him down a bit.

Hall of all filled up from wall to wall! And the editing on the race was phenomenal

I've been rewatching all your seasons recently for comfort and i just wanted to say thank you for the laughs and give me all happy brain chemicals. Congrats on the Hall of All!

For another Zedvencement like the hall of all, you can do « The Barman » Collect every potions of every level/duration. Hope it will help you find some new zedvancements !

If Bdubs hadnt have gotten hung up at the parkour jump, I wonder if he could have done 2 laps in the time Morris got to the pressure plate.

Woohoo! My idea got me a shoutout! :) Glad I could help!

Morris' Motto: Live slow, die old.

Compared to that backwards cobweb potion action, normally riding Morris back to his birth place would've probably felt like he's zooming through the server at high speed xD But I'm sure he's happy staying where he is, with his well earned trophy next to him! :D

Zedaph, please NEVER CHANGE!!! These silly zedvancements have brough so much laughter and joy that im going to be sad when the season ends and these silly challenges go away. Please do something like these in the next season, its far too much fun!

12:45 zed saying morris the haauurriss made my day

Trophy idea: When scarland is done, enjoy a whole day in Scarland (you can bring someone too if you want)

Morris is so relatable, as the slow friend I feel the pain of everyone having to slow down for me, this horse is my spirit animal. lol 😂

Wow, that Zedvancement screen is looking incredibly complete now! Guess you're mining for netherite for the rest of the season, then? xD

I wish your episodes were slower than Morris, they go by FAST :D

Strange British men are the best cure for mean teachers. Thanks for the video Zed, this was so fun.

Occasionally I stumble upon a Zed video and it reminds me that he plays Minecraft in the most pure, fun way. 10/10 content man.

Hey Zadaph, I think you can crush your distance fallen record with the help of horses! In my tests, fall damage is halved when riding an animal (even if the mount doesn't survive the fall). Although I only tested ~8000 blocks, I'm assuming it should allow you to survive a 9007 block fall. The big problem then is being able to get an animal up ~9000 blocks, getting on, and then landing on a hay block. It would probably require leads and rockets, or some special TNT player/horse launcher, and might be too difficult to achieve in survival without making a massive hay pile so you can't miss.

I believe falling while on a mob mitigates fall damage. Might be able to push it further?

17:05 *There Bdoubleo stands on his HIGH HORSE!* ;P

The hall of all is the coolest achievment. So simple yet so difficult. It's kinda sad to see this goal be completed but It was so cool the whole journey.

I have waited so long for this video. Not as long as it took Morris to run that race, but still a really long time.

Congratulations Zed on finally completing your Hall of All! That Zedvancement has been going almost the entire season, from the moment you started building your base ‘til now! What an incredible achievement, it was so awesome to see it slowly come together over the whole season!

What about cobwebs over soul sand or honey blocks? Wouldn't those be even slower?

So, your horse is the NPC in any escort quest. Faster than a walk, and slower than a run.

Congratulations on completing the Hall of All. The water bottle, closest I've come to being in a Zedaph video.

\o/ Achievement Complete!! - "mementos" from horse breeding - priceless!

Zedvancement idea: a sense for scents. Have both a sniffer and a warden sniff every Mob at least once without anything dying. You do not have to do it all in a row; if a mob dies, you only have to redo that mob.

That was the most painful thing to watch but still so entertaining. Zed is too awesome

The way Bdubs said "i can't do that"

When you said goodbye slowly at the end. Morris popped his head up and looked like he was offended that you were mocking him lol

the entire concept of the race is hilarious to begin with, but the background music elevates it all the more

If Morris will become a business horse, there needs to be no horsing around, because a stable life requires a stable income!

Bdubs, dismayed: Oh no, more science

The fact that some the Banner Patterns aren't bellow their respective Skulls annoys me an unreasonable amount... That is to say, at all, : P

I have just rewatched the "race" with the Steptoe and Son theme playing - it fits perfectly!

Hall of all completed, finally! Haha, well done :D I loved the race project! I do not know what I was expecting but this was so much better!! :D

I kinda want to see what it looks like if you splash morris with a speed potion. How fast can the slowest horse get?

So if Zed’s horse was traveling at 0.014 blocks per second and Bdubs’ horse was traveling at 14 blocks per second, Bdubs’ horse is 1000x faster than Zed’s! 🤯

Id love to see just a Xisuma myth buster style video of how the research went down. Spunds really fun going into movment mechanics and synergies people dont really think too much about

Fun facts: 1, If you put a mob head on a note block and hit the box it will play their sound and 2 If you put a Zombie Piglin head on a jukebox and play music the ears will bounce!

The music and editing for the "race" was absolutely perfect. lol

The Hall of All!!! Congrats!! I’ve been invested in that thing for like a year or more! Well done!

Bdubbs is the best wingman ever. That being said, Zedaph, a crazy useless amazing Zvancement, horses and Bdubbs is a reciepe I could consume at every meal.

The videography with the music and the race and stuff is killing me. This is too funny

This episode was incredible zed! couldn't stop smiling you are awesome

The music during the race was such a good, fun touch.

There is something in the hall of all you don't have yet... BEDROCK! I would talk to Docm, I bet he knows a way to get it :D

Slo Mo needs to go in Cub's museum

"Our hole of all has all the whole in the hole thing! AAA" 😆

Yooooooo, what a haul the Hall of All is!!

you forgot one factor to make it the TRULY slowest horse: soul sand under the cobweb, and ice under that! i'm not 100% sure if it applies to horses too but it slows down players (or at least used to) considerably

Zed’s videos always bring a smile to my face. The music, the chaos and the calm, the whimsy, the silly, all of it just blends into one happy soup. Not to mention the intro giving me serotonin every time I see it. Keep doing what your doing Zedaph!

Cubs gonna steal Morris for the museum

Morris the Horris' journey (across 3 blocks) shall go down in history

Mojang will make exclusive loot for extremely hard trial chambers next update since the Hall of All is complete. There's already dozens of new blocks, so you might need another hall.

congrats on the hall of all! that's wild, congrats!

my brain was not prepared for the "traffic light system" to have green represent the slowest horse

I feel like jimmy (solidarity) and Zed would be the best of friends they both have the same energy and they both are just so cool

The race was awesome! The cuts between the exciting race the slow crawl were super funny

Oh man.... This reminds me of something my brother and I did to a friend. We had started a new server and when our friend was offline one day my brother and I started taming horses around our base. One of the horses we tamed was insanely slow, likely under 5 blocks per second. It was so ridiculous that it made us roll with laughter. Then I had an idea; the next time our friend logged in we would decide to go exploring using the horses and we would give the slow horse to our friend. I don't know why but every time I think about it, I laugh until I cry. He jumped on the horse and gave the most satisfying sigh imaginable. That horse was so slow it was absurd.

Morris' forever home deserves cobwebs and a soul sand floor

Always glad to see projects wrap up at the end of the season but also so sad

14:10 14:15 his race car noise is my favorite thing

I’m sorry but u splatting ur face against the wall in the beginning was unintentionally HILARIOUS! 😆

What about going on a honeyblock? I like how Morris just glides and slides as they walk.

The Hall of All was my favourite Zedvancement! Congratulations on its completion

Easily my favorite Hermitcraft cinematic of all time.

AH I came in excited for the slowest horse to finally be ready to find that the hall had finally been completed as well, huzzah! such glad tidings

If i recall, if you hit Morris with a regular slowness potion ol' morris will actually be slower than a pig with a carrot on a stick, a pig thats mightier than the horse.

3:04 Zedaph why haven’t you liked and subscribed to Zedaph???

This video made me smile all the way into my heart. ❤ love to watch you horsing around with BDubs.