That first joke is underrated and so dark I actually laughed out loud
@user-om3zl1ny3g4 жыл бұрын
Its true because you aren't to have more then 1 child that time
@polarbear91314 жыл бұрын
@@user-om3zl1ny3g *2
@justcallmelucky4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t truly understand it until I read this
@yx22134 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@akiovape4 жыл бұрын
I'm an only child and I'm Chinese.
@beccy31694 жыл бұрын
THE CHINESE MONEY THING IS SO TRUE... MY PARENTS NEVER GAVE BACK THE MONEY!
@happymimi11294 жыл бұрын
Maybe they will give it till your a grown up? Lol
@Moonz_z4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure my mom used the money she was “saving for college” to buy her Gucci purse and Coach bag....
@kimoyeLuo4 жыл бұрын
my parents said she will save/use it to buy me cloths and food when i was small, it happened but it was not what i wanted
@tityliccer3934 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese.... my parents owe me maybe 4-500 yuan
@greeling9074 жыл бұрын
My mom just spent them on stocks “for me”.😂
@ggEmolicious4 жыл бұрын
“Playing with your siblings(Chinese)” I almost died laughing because I forgot about that
@Sergeantpaprika4 жыл бұрын
Tuscani J same 🤣
@yliu1044 жыл бұрын
that is so real. I always played car toy alone like this when I was young.
@yrret19964 жыл бұрын
Lol one child policy ftw
@maxverner23414 жыл бұрын
I can relate. Chinese Canadian only child. My cousins in China at least could visit each other.
@ItIsMeTime1234 жыл бұрын
nty.
@小林れいか5 жыл бұрын
0:17 that one child policy be hittin' hard
@j.kkidding97644 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@kanenanda33004 жыл бұрын
Now it's 2
@olivia._.l76594 жыл бұрын
Oh, well my parents take my money to “keep it safe”, and then when I ask for it, they just say: “what money? I would never take your money!”
@FunnyParadox4 жыл бұрын
My father own me 320€ over 4 years now...
@olivia._.l76594 жыл бұрын
@Heather Wu haha ya I would too. But now, with WeChat pay, my Chinese relatives can give me money through WeChat (even though it's not as satisfying) and it's already "safe" so my parents cant take it anymore. 😂
@TheodoraPeter4 жыл бұрын
When I ask for the money, my dad says: “everything you have was bought with money so you owe me”
@neraathanas79574 жыл бұрын
Someone is Hufflepuff here
@olivia._.l76594 жыл бұрын
@@neraathanas7957 yeees. I am a Hufflepuff :)
@Jasmine-qb1ut4 жыл бұрын
Yesss my mom always says she is gonna "save my new years money and keep it safe", but by the time I need it it has been given to another cousin 😭
@pineapples71944 жыл бұрын
Anime\kpop Life man I know ;w;
@Incognito-rb4tz4 жыл бұрын
lmao same
@rakhikaushik21594 жыл бұрын
I think its all asian problem hahaha my indian mom do the same... 😂😂
@isabelledas87574 жыл бұрын
In Europe we say "Gifted is gifted, taking it back is theft."
@zhengedi38594 жыл бұрын
Hey, mine went to the casinos.
@kimetsunoacademia35284 жыл бұрын
The censor in India is even worse Some movies cut by a whole hour
@baibhabsaha42984 жыл бұрын
True
@nikhita2804 жыл бұрын
Some websites are gone completely
@kimetsunoacademia35284 жыл бұрын
@@nikhita280 yeah I still remember I was watching the IT premier in my tv and all the scary scenes and the fight scenes were removed reducing the movie length to a measly 51 minutes like what is the point of seeing a horror movie if they censor everything
@fakuri9134 жыл бұрын
@@kimetsunoacademia3528 wtf India, I thought you guys are better than Muslim countries
@kimetsunoacademia35284 жыл бұрын
@@fakuri913 every country has it's faults but our censor board is definitely one of the worsts
@prettyperson81074 жыл бұрын
THE MONEY THING IS SO TRUE- At the time i actually needed my money for something important, they would tell me that they used it for something else and they’ll pay me back BUT THEY NEVER DID-
Asian Moms: I do the chores for you and u must get good grades. U get good grades I get wut u want. Mom from other countries: DO DE CHORES
@ilyoongitoo39264 жыл бұрын
I’m from America, and my mom just says no🙃😢😐
@mahogania55364 жыл бұрын
@@ilyoongitoo3926 we appreciate an upfront mom... at least I do
@juri75074 жыл бұрын
@Sự kết hợp kì diệu they said asian im asian anf im from neither of those countries and my parents do that too, most asian parents do that
@rickd37774 жыл бұрын
TRUE.
@potatoprincess863 жыл бұрын
I : Mama, I want my mom: You want it, no prob, dear. Just mop the house, organize the cupboard, rearrange your desk, become 1st in the upcoming exam, win the debate competition in the upcoming month, I will get my sweetie whatever you want. I: But mum, I wanted a bike to go to the school Mum: A cycle? Oh, ( tears rolling down) we used to walk 5 miles to go to school, cross a river swimming and............. I : Didn't gran say that you went to a school opposite to your home
@jaredfaa5 жыл бұрын
所以,Tell me the truth! 你的零花钱现在在哪里? PS记得点个赞和关注!
@sarahxia77785 жыл бұрын
杰里德Jared 当然是买吃的😋
@MrWangJing5 жыл бұрын
不知所踪。。。
@clever34c5 жыл бұрын
杰里德跟阿福合作啦 很棒啊 杰里德幽默可愛 阿福正能量很強 两位高人氣網紅強強聯手相信未來會帶給我們更多有趣好笑的視頻 祝你們在大陸生活愉快平安 God bless you
*Don’t mind me. Just a random English comment coming through.*
@WatrLing4 жыл бұрын
*This video is one year ago but why this comment is one day ago* Alright thats normal
@zyla28234 жыл бұрын
Hello there random english commenter :3
@ppb49194 жыл бұрын
水菱Watr_Ling Then I am one month later>:3
@farisan994 жыл бұрын
Finally an english comment shelter..
@zervee43434 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lyz07114 жыл бұрын
My childhood was like I mix of both. This is so relatable though especially for the pocket money, I never actually got to spend it.😂😂😂
@malaysiamapping37695 жыл бұрын
This should be Western childhood V.S Asian childhood 😂😂😂
@zhouyiranswife4 жыл бұрын
It’s mainly in chinese
@solkun83164 жыл бұрын
I'm from Kazakstan and I could relate to Chinese childhood lmao
@turnmeonaliveman4 жыл бұрын
I'm korean and nah my ma has better hair
@theryantoyreview43054 жыл бұрын
I could really relate to the last one about the toy from my childhood. If I get A+ on a test or two, I could get a toy.
@monkeymonkey15124 жыл бұрын
Yes, janpen not. like this.
@yukiaka2155 жыл бұрын
暑假屬於西方人XD
@fly08275 жыл бұрын
暑假還有暑修
@yukiaka2155 жыл бұрын
我是沒有去啦~就真的整天在玩😂😂
@user-tk5lc5bv2s5 жыл бұрын
@@yukiaka215 不不不不 暑假前面都是西方的,最后一天才是中国的
@yukiaka2155 жыл бұрын
@@user-tk5lc5bv2s 哈哈~有道理
@chaobig74685 жыл бұрын
@@user-tk5lc5bv2s 最后一天晚上才是哈哈
@corallinehalli88455 жыл бұрын
This so freakin true😂😂, my mum took my money and told me that she'll save it for me so I could use it when I'm older, and when I asked her if I could have my money back when I was 9, she told me " well I've used it to buy you presents, your friend's presents, your art lessons, your flute lessons, your field trips and................" Just great🤣
0:38 make sure that your mouth is corona free too! (I hope that everyone is staying safe though. These are difficult times)
@jomersontan73324 жыл бұрын
not Just Chinese, SOUTH EAST ASIANS AND EAST ASIANS TOO
@thehatter03194 жыл бұрын
Malaysian here
@deadmanexperience7244 жыл бұрын
South East? hm...sometimes yes sometimes not
@jomersontan73324 жыл бұрын
@@deadmanexperience724 yea bro
@jomersontan73324 жыл бұрын
@@thehatter0319 Filipino
@abranezhprezawdnaheia82444 жыл бұрын
Bruhms I never have a Filipino who complain about their parents lol they aren't strict as east Asians. I've seen south east Asian youngsters more free than south and east Asians.
I’m trying to learn Chinese and I love ur skits. They’re so funny🤣
@jaredfaa5 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@tashirotoyomitsu98915 жыл бұрын
ILKPJZ same
@jeffc168jb4 жыл бұрын
Omg I love your “mom”! 😂 So many flashbacks of my own childhood lol. Especially love the way Chinese moms save your money for you, NOT!
@chad90154 жыл бұрын
0:19 took me a while but that was hilarious 😂 笑死我了
@user-dc6ut7kh4r5 жыл бұрын
拿出肥皂的时候,我还以为要惩罚他捡肥皂
@kimberlyh68615 жыл бұрын
好污哦
@hx24655 жыл бұрын
我也是啊哈哈哈哈哈哈
@user-tm1xy2rn1c5 жыл бұрын
我去哈哈哈哈哈哈,你這樣不行哦(雖然我也想到撿肥皂x)
@l_nely15515 жыл бұрын
滑稽)
@user-dc6ut7kh4r5 жыл бұрын
腐眼看人基😂😂
@VM-kt7em5 жыл бұрын
中国的童年就是莫名有一种心酸的感觉
@user-pg8xn4nd6u4 жыл бұрын
VICKI M 亞洲國家吧
@violetevergarden51604 жыл бұрын
I could only relate to one. The first, beacause i am an onlychild. The rest: Mom dont care what i get in school. (Top of my class in 3 (maybe 4) out of 8 subjects, so she might not try to intervene because i do well) Summer? I work. (Or i would have if it wasn’t for Corona) She buys me what i want if she have money for it.
@shiyongzheng335 жыл бұрын
作为朝鲜族人,中韩两语都要学,比起汉族我们又多了一个科目。。还是我更苦啊。
@firefoxwaffles53575 жыл бұрын
Yep to the money saving thing... mom never let me spend a single penny. But then and again, by the time I got married and she released the funds to me I had... $10,000 o_O So I can't really be mad at her? It ended up being our down payment for our house! And yes 1000 times to the toy thing. "If you work hard good things will come" was the mantra of the house...which meant bringing home straight As XD Chores? What are those? My friends were always so jealous because they had chores, I asked my mom about them and she said "Focus on your education!!!" Yep :^)
@CC-wr6es5 жыл бұрын
Firefoxwaffles the down payment was only 10000?
@firefoxwaffles53575 жыл бұрын
In America, first-time homebuyers have access to a specific type of loan that doesn't actually require anything down. We also were looking at townhomes, which are muuuuuuch cheaper. Our house was 174,000 USD. If we ever are looking to upgrade, then we will need at least 20% down. Houses in my area are usually between 300,000 - 400,000 USD so that's a much higher down payment!
@user-xt8ek8tc5f5 жыл бұрын
ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ
@xyz-ku4on5 жыл бұрын
why is it so damn true
@caroline83125 жыл бұрын
Caroline zhang We have the same name😂😂😂 and yes it is so true
@kikujirofromkyoto4 жыл бұрын
Excellent. Thanks for posting.
@user-hq9gr2xb6x4 жыл бұрын
2:00特别真实😭
@user-ui5qn2qp4q4 жыл бұрын
我到了初中之后,钱都是给我自己花了。🌝
@blinkblogblackpink32285 жыл бұрын
羨慕外國小孩
@NightcorEDM5 жыл бұрын
I died during my childhood, I'm a living ghost.
@LALALALA-kr2vy5 жыл бұрын
your English speak well
@cassiezhao85585 жыл бұрын
The ghost can even type, which is really out of my expectations
@userthe76225 жыл бұрын
Nightcor EDM Me too.
@user-cw6ok5sn5h5 жыл бұрын
The warrior in your inner heart will guard you, forever.
@CPVYS5 жыл бұрын
Lots of Asians, especially Chinese, never live a life with childhood. You are not alone in this world. 😂😂😂
@lydialue23834 жыл бұрын
1:56 soooo true😂😂😂. Every Chinese New Year when I was a little kid🤦🏻
@Lixsyl4 жыл бұрын
Lydia Lue same but for my siblings because I wouldn’t get fooled and would oppose my parents and keep my money Lmao
@yingbee4 жыл бұрын
好好看,訂閱了❤
@jinhaozhan24485 жыл бұрын
我想到了我的童年。。。。不说了说多了都是泪(累)😂
@venacava30425 жыл бұрын
真的很羨慕外国没有暑期作业耶
@catloaf_41395 жыл бұрын
是的,几乎没有作业,到周末也不会多留,233
@andrewxu93425 жыл бұрын
但是有实习
@chubbyyann20315 жыл бұрын
馬來西亞人表示沒有假期作業✌平時的作業也絕對不能留到週末 那是睡覺的日子XD 一定在學校趕完XD
@user-om9ij7cv5r5 жыл бұрын
其實西方的教育比叫寬不像中國=強制學習
@Scrambledeggs8065 жыл бұрын
Cherry Ng 我上了中学,都是星期一早上去学校抄,抄不完就跟老师说我没有做,然后老师也不会怎么样,也不理你,但平时老师完全都没有给功课管他什么放假出来数学老师,那就是一个变态
@user-bq5ig8zx1b5 жыл бұрын
感覺1:29比較多的狀況是電視台不管怎麼撥家長都有辦法靠腰電視台XD
@wenlibradley1134 жыл бұрын
I gotta recommend this guy's videos to my friends. So funny.
d jc 辛苦你了!補習班真的很累,之前在小一~小三也有上過英文+數學的補習班,不過這幾年家人工作搬到英國,(我現在小五)沒有上補習班了,不過以後回臺灣就不知道了~話說筆用完真的很煩(´Д` )
@djc47035 жыл бұрын
A.R.M.Y ONCE 都过去了。现在都25了。那时候因为把学习当成爱好,并没有厌学。 现在回想起来觉得浪费了最好玩的时光
@irenedagami1304 жыл бұрын
I can relate to most of this, but I had a great childhood!! Hahaha PH parents arent as strict with studies, but I personally loved learning and my parents let me keep some of my money and whenever they needed it, I gave it to them hahahan Also, having siblings is great! I wish chinese people could experience it :)
@user-kf3iq3tv4d2 жыл бұрын
Siblings always fight and struggle each other in China......
@user-fx9li9go6m5 жыл бұрын
扎心了!太真实
@jennyqwq32595 жыл бұрын
This is very true! 好好笑哈哈哈😂 这是真的😂 我没骗你😂
@elig39345 жыл бұрын
I never got soap in the mouth just got beat with a belt
@jaredfaa5 жыл бұрын
I hate the belt! haha
@olegshtolc72455 жыл бұрын
I had to stay in the corner for a ~20min. Which was ok for me
@elig39345 жыл бұрын
@@olegshtolc7245 Luckyyy
@aminaharis43845 жыл бұрын
An nctzen here !!!
@user-dp9xc8oy1c5 жыл бұрын
Lucas's Nips a
@user-uq3um5nq7d4 жыл бұрын
Impressive pronunciation, I normally only see westerners butcher the tones This is a special boy right here
@yena34595 жыл бұрын
The heck that chinese childhood one is definitely my childhood! So relatable!!! I don't even live in china lol
@arthurpui80685 жыл бұрын
暑假不是讓學生休息的嗎我媽媽瘋狂給我做作業已經做了十多本還要我繼續做 真是很想休息
@coolguyx144 жыл бұрын
2:13 bit life in a nutshell
@cube91124 жыл бұрын
But you need to pay to experience all of that. I wish i could buy bitizen
@raincomesflowersbloom4 жыл бұрын
What's sad is all the Chinese scenes were accurate for my childhood (and current situation), but my family isn't even Asian. 😹😹
@raincomesflowersbloom4 жыл бұрын
@Sự kết hợp kì diệu I didn't state that, but okay. Meant to say the scenes are similar to my childhood but my family isn't Asian.
@DeathItself1234 жыл бұрын
Dude i am telling you filipino childhood are the best ones. Imagining you have a strict dictator at your house but still loves it is called Mother. And everyday you have a very fun cycle where everything starts when you wake up, watch nostalgic cartoon like Ben 10, mickey mouse club house, hi 5, those are great times also with our favorite breakfast champorado theb you will hear someone yelling "TAAAAHOOOOO" A vendor of our favorite filipino delicasy which is Taho. The you can't go out to play because you need SLEEP first in the noon. When you wake up in the afternoon you have tons of friends and games waiting for you!! Memories uch are those are golds for filipino. Also taking breaks with a Merienda or a Snacktime with our favorite Zest-O juice or stick-O or some chippy's with toys inside labeled by some great telenovelas. We also have fried bananas, ice-cream in bread and pop corns.. When the darkness hits some of us will leave or some of them have an escort forcing them to go home which is called MOTHER. HAHAHA those times are very historic where every slippers in our neighborhood are lost because we use them for games, People are angry because their garden are getting barren because we get some plants to play likee cooking mimics, Love those things . . . Greetings from Philippines 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭 Have a nice day💕💕