Average Malkavian run starter

Only way to run is Malkavian. Best. Game. Ever. Hoping Masquerade 2 will come some day.

My shadow darkens other places.

@@dessavio *Domains

@@zantone4966 Whoops. It's been a while since I've played Malkavian. Also: "My mind is already gone, my body follows."

Even if he was, he'd probably still mispronounce it lol

Or rather an old Malkavian, who believes himself to be a young -Gangr...- Toreador. Yep, that's a reference;)

@@Mariodash23 I bet if he was said he’s toreador now - he would instantly run in search for a bull to fight

Canon

I dunno I'm getting some Malky vibes from him.

Zoolander can't see himself in the Mirror but he sure does know how to make a Face

Yeah exactly this game is so very 1999, even though it came out in 2003.

That red outfit in the club would have had ALL the goth girls... And guys.... Mostly guys.

@@Brendissimo1 Hansel is so hot right now -Vampire Mugatu.

@@NobuxD nah its the faces Zoolander makes names like Aqua Sanguis, Blood Steel, Garlic

We stan for Fat Larry

F.A.T. Larry is the GOAT

fat larry steals the show like always

Nothing but respect for Phil LaMarr. He had to voice every black guy in that game and made them all sound distinct.

Fat Larry is awesome, and would have fit perfectly among the rest of Zoolander's wacky cast

Vampire Sl*ts ftw

@Ksenia Richter Malkador. :P

His face Powers now makes a lot of sense but now with a name change is appropriate, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade, Grave Stone Faces are some of the apt Names

That....makes perfect sense.

May I suggest....the REAL resident of the ankaran sarcophagus.

Zoolander is really cain, he's just having a laugh at everyone's expense.

Dafuq? 📮

Amogus

Him Tommy Wiseau, Nicolas cage and maybe Keanu Reeves.

Sussus vampirus

SUS

DO A NOSFERATU ONE THIS TIME

​@@DeSnek why would i play how i live my life already?

@@DeSnek While listening to Rat Salad by Sabbath

The curse of Bloodlines compels you

@@DeSnek Now I'm picturing Zoolander saying, "Did you ever think there might be more to life than being ridiculously good looking!?" and a Nosferatu overhears him and says. "You're right! Let me show you!"

First time you do that mission it is absolutely terrifying because you don't know what you're walking into. You're new and you don't know the rules.

Ocean House is a walk in the park compared to the godforsaken Hollywood sewer.

@@exu7325 I only ever played that section once, but I remember it pretty fondly. I really need to play it again.

@@exu7325 Nightmares. God bless the shortcut from the unofficial patch.

@@exu7325 I remember going in the sewers on my first playthrough as a Ventrue. Spent all my damn bloodbags on Andrei. T'was a nightmare

Voice acting, maybe. Animations, I don't think so.

Better than Bethesda's animation, that's for sure.

@@TapiKoks Given I'm met the Voermans, Fat Larry, Smiling Jack, and the Tzmicze boss... :)

@@exu7325 absolutely nothing wrong with the animations

@@LuuShaluna nothing wrong, but definitely dated, tf?

He will make Hypnotic Spells using just his face, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade (don't tell him its the same face though)

I'd like to think I've achieved some subtleness in that foreshadowing/realization scene and didn't give it away for someone who hasn't played lol

​@@DeSnek i mean I havent played it, only got into WoD a few months ago. But I feel like the twist is obvious given the harley inspiration being worn on the sleeve

@@vertigowl Her desing is older than Harley's modern desing.

@@felipevega484 yes, but the silhouette, the hair color, the style, the job, it all kinda lines up decently

The Bloodline of Cain, Able and Steve

I love this clip of one of my all time favorite games ::)

Yeah had Zoolander spofed Modern Vampire Fiction instead it would still have been a hit TBH, Dumb Vampire Model Killer is just such a Hilarious idea in concept Ben Stiller can probably pull it off.

Aqua Sanguis

Nobody at the Camerilla is actually sure what Clan sired him, and all agree that they probably don't want to actually know for sure.

Vampire Mugatu: My Blood God, Blue Steel, La Magra, its the Same Face, I feel like I am taking Crazy pills.

To be fair if you change a few aspect of Zoolander you can turn it to a spoff of Modern Vampire fiction.

Phil LaMarr is one of the best!

you should do both

I envy you. Because you get to experience both for the first time

Its hilarious because it fits both Zoolander and Modern Vampire fiction, Zoolander is a parody of the Spy Genra often casted with Good looking actors with outlandish gadgets which Zoolander was making fun of while Modern Vampire fiction is very similar the only difference is that the Hot Models are now Undead and the Gadgets are supernatural powers. P.S I am willing to be if you just change certain elements and scenes of Zoolander and the main plot remains it would have fit the Modern Vampire Genra with all the Dumb and Narcissistic Models just becoming imortal Vampires.