Man remember when they actually liked Steven Universe? How things change.

I think my favorite roast against this show is: "it's _literally_ the new Homestuck." because with those words alone, you can tell what the audience is like

Liam saying Rebecca sugar is great hurts. Hurts me to my heart. I feel it physically in my chest! I jumped out of my seat

Wack

Easily top 3 Liam moments.

DUDE I got got AGAIN god knows how many years later, god damn pat you're fucking smart

What i wouldn't give to see the live version of this

Worst part is he's not even original

I can't believe Friezer only enslaved/destroyed all those planets because he was sad.

Got my ass good. Hats off to Pat

I was trying to fall asleep to this, but I was totally getting invested in the story and it was making me want to watch dragon ball z again, and right when Pat said "Rebecca Sugar" my eyes shot open.

It gets better after the second listen

The bamboozlest it ever was.

Pat let off so many red flags basically giving it away

I knew people would come here, I’m glad

It doesn't even work, though, you all got excited over nothing

Well, well, well... Look how the turn tables.

What did it for me was when said gohan was fat with a star But that doesn’t count since it was right at the end

Pat is a fucking genius this is so fucking funny

GOD DAMN IT PAT!!! ITS SO ACCURATE!!

considering how they always shit on things everyone else shits on (they shat on rwby at one point) im a little surprised both pat AND mat like steven universe and woolie, of course, the stupid ass he is, will never watch steven universe

i see this is before season 5

Listening to this again now that Rebecca Sugar's DBZ Fanfiction has ended. Pat's swerve at the end is what got me to watch the show in the first place. All in all, I really enjoyed it.

Man, what happened to that animation of this moment? That artist totally dropped off the face of everywhere.

I've been fucking had. The entire time, "this is really familiar.."

HE GOT ME LOL

"you havent seen death note?!"

Matt trying to get back in, tho’...

At first I thought Pat was a bigger loser than I thought. Then I knew he was a bigger loser than I thought.

Batmanvania.

This might be my favorite thing Pat’s ever done. He played the long con and TOTALLY got me

I fucking lost it when he said Steven universe XD

The last part there explains why some of it is dumb

“... so it turns out, Chi Chi was actually a Frost Demon the whole time!”

I got played like a FUCKING FIDDLE!

as soon as he said gohan was asking the others about the saiyans i went "hmmm this sounds familiar"

I bow to Pat's trolling skills... With that said it is amazing how much I don't care for Steven Universe... Like at all.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist

Fuck that was good

I've honestly never wholeheartedly believed a lie so hard and felt so fucking betrayed in my entire life

Now THIS...is what I call "podcast funsies"

I got the new, fully articulated Shenmu figure on "layaway" baby!!!!! Oh snap! Just got the 10th anniversary Tifa Lockheart figure in the mail today!!! Oh snap! Also fully articulated!!! Geek out.

Pretending a show you watched is a fanfiction is a good gimmick. Re-listening to this knowing it is pretty good too, pat did a good job. Wonder if he still keeps up with it

Pat needs to do more of this shit, where he explains a show as something else

This is the second time iv been fooled by this same video.

Fucking legend

... My mind is blown

This is the best bit on the podcast ever. Feel free to prove me wrong though.

Crazy Talk Act 2

It was the moment when he said "A little 6 year old fat kid with a star on his shirt" that I was "oh, so steven from steven universe' and then the reveal happened and now i hate pat forever