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@JudasIscariot81 Сағат бұрын
Asmus still undisputed
@MrFlakko30 2 сағат бұрын
Yeahh, ain't doing that either 😂😂😂😂
@bensgotcha8624 5 сағат бұрын
Boom
@edwardmcmorris9263 7 сағат бұрын
Hilarious!!! What's that accent? Speech impediment.😂 Found Geoffeyboy over hea a month ago and have been going through it all.
@joshkeeton9616 8 сағат бұрын
Got tickets for your Atlanta dates. Hopefully your jokes are good by then.
@BSquadbreh 13 сағат бұрын
Heater!!
@hatchetman664 14 сағат бұрын
the human race traitor line was gold
@mishame156 16 сағат бұрын
Thanks for subs!
@that_bitch_emily 17 сағат бұрын
Yeah I’m not gonna do that 😂 gets me everytime 😂
@laurenelyse9686 21 сағат бұрын
They do. They absolutely do.
@skoronesa1 21 сағат бұрын
Connecticunts Massholes
@sianefer-ptah1258 21 сағат бұрын
"Always a school, never a Goldman Sachs board room..." Ka-pow!! 😂🎉🎉 Too much security 😕
@seanmcconnell5494 21 сағат бұрын
I'm a preschool teacher and this is exactly what I do
@PhusionBlues 22 сағат бұрын
Dude where are you seeing phish?
@paulmilano1959 Күн бұрын
I invented a new word for ct folk... connecians (conneashins) I like it
@elpatudo3670 Күн бұрын
Yeah, not gonna.... NEVER trust them Yankee fools! 🤙🏽👍🏽🍻🎯
@travismahaffey_Shamrock Күн бұрын
Alpha does what Alpha wants, right?
@NthnLikeCodeine Күн бұрын
That one lady was HOWLIN 😂
@michaelmaloskyjr Күн бұрын
That was my job at the egg nog bar last Christmas -- stood there at the end, mill in hand. If they got too crazy, I'd flag the drunk noggers out of line.
@ltarmenia4ever Күн бұрын
Bout time we got a full standup!
@seroogyw6238 Күн бұрын
But he keeps saying it!!! 😂😂😂
@deanb4128 Күн бұрын
Geoffrey you are so smart aren’t you? Aren’t you?
@GeoffreyAsmus 21 сағат бұрын
Yes
@tacoma87x Күн бұрын
Geoffrey Asmus > Def Leopard
@TheBlackAxe1 Күн бұрын
No, please, no! I work for a British company. I'm the only employee in America.
@swagavelli93 Күн бұрын
"DEF LEPPARD SUCKS"
@lydian84 Күн бұрын
that blackout joke was 🤌
@jonathanhill6064 Күн бұрын
You handled that like a true comedy champ. That was some good crowd work. If you ever come back through central Iowa I'm there.
@michaelh8854 Күн бұрын
Good shit
@gs.a.p.8350 Күн бұрын
Get a Mike
@geekofsteal Күн бұрын
Comment for the algorithm!
@johnburke8375 Күн бұрын
The Matt Rife of Minnesota. He does not miss folks
@St0ckwell Күн бұрын
This guy fucks
@cindyfofi5160 Күн бұрын
U gonna retire???? Then i have to see u 1 more time live!!!
@cindyfofi5160 Күн бұрын
RIp
@cindyfofi5160 Күн бұрын
Fanfuckingtastic! Love when u rop on rife😂😂😂😂
@sianefer-ptah1258 Күн бұрын
Geoffrey: you're the best comedian I've ever heard other than Carlin. Great to see you taking off. Wish you all the best 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@ryanshelton4545 Күн бұрын
A lapel microphone might improve the audio quality
@misob Күн бұрын
👍
@Ketamaniac Күн бұрын
Commenting for the algorithm and your ramen noodle reserve.
@jacobmartin8896 Күн бұрын
I am cautiously optimistic that over time, as your success grows, you'll be left with a difficult option- make good on your promise to marry a middle schooler, or lie to the 500+ commenters that supported you on your comedic journey. Best of luck to you
@starksweetheart 2 күн бұрын
4:40 Get your absentee ballot NOW!!! 🇺🇸💙🕊️🗳️💯🩵🗽🎉
@SBskagod 2 күн бұрын
So DAMN SOLID. I’m never getting off this hamster wheel.
@Josh-st6pu 2 күн бұрын
Killer set
@aliveinabox 2 күн бұрын
This is the greatest greatest hits you've ever put out! Proud of you!
@-._..--NPSE--._..- 2 күн бұрын
the fact that hes minnesotan scares me.