Live In Sacramento - Stand Up Comedy Special

Live In Sacramento - Stand Up Comedy Special - Geoffrey Asmus

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Ай бұрын

Gaze in awe at my new special 'Work In Progress' - This set represents the halfway point between my last stand up comedy special and the next one I will film this fall.
This is a straightforward 50 minute edit from one 75 minute set last December at the Sacramento Punchline. It was the greatest show I had ever done and I want you all to see it in (most of) its glory.
I edited out about 25 minutes that I want to keep secret for the proper special I'm recording this fall. About half of the remaining jokes won't make the special despite being very good. And most of the remaining half are much, much different now. So watching this special will barely impact coming to see me live this fall.
Praise me for giving you all so so much content and please remember like, comment, and share.
If you like this buy tickets to my neverending tour - www.whitecomedian.com/schedule
This fall I have shows in Spokane, Seattle, Indianapolis, Detroit, Sioux Falls, South Jersey, Morgantown, Edmonton, Arkansas, Tampa, Fort Collins, NYC, Las Vegas, Fargo, Tulsa, Memphis, Minneapolis, Omaha and so many more.
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@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

Hey kids. Thanks for watching. If you liked this come see me on tour this summer or fall - the set will be at least 70% different than this video. I'm filming the full proper special in November and December. Its going to be very good. I'm doing shows in Point Pleasant NJ, Indianapolis, Missoula, Tulsa, Spokane, Fort Collins, Saranac Lake, Fargo, Sioux Falls, Calgary, NYC, Pittsburgh, Morgantown, Madison WI, Edmonton, Memphis, Arkansas, St. Louis, Detroit and somehow more. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@JimEdmiston Ай бұрын

Waiting for an appearance in Sanford, Florida.

@shaneohconnor Ай бұрын

Thank you Geoff

@monk3ification Ай бұрын

Will you bring back Ivan from Chicago? Poor guy

@jingleball2427 Ай бұрын

You're all sold out buddy we can't!

@PositivePowerPeter 25 күн бұрын

@@JimEdmistonhe’s going to do his act in a Hitler mustache. @AmericasMansMan on GETTR

@Thegameshowcase Ай бұрын

How can you not be excited for 50 minutes of alpha comedy??

@biuliu7157 Ай бұрын

think it should be illegal to be this alpha 😎

@adrianbbb6232 Ай бұрын

This is the best 50mins of alpha comedy ever!

@Aimin4ya Ай бұрын

By being dead inside

@evdm7482 Ай бұрын

Lol, alpha is a term white men made up, read some porn you noob

@Themacchuck 24 күн бұрын

If this guy is alpha, I’m Julius Caesar. 😂

@TheStormSuspect Ай бұрын

Literally watching him put a checkmark on his notebook by jokes that KILL is amazing to me; in real time he’s like “yep aight this one goes to the next show” 😂😂😂

@closequarters4575 Ай бұрын

Alpha move. Geoff DGAF 😂

@johnburke8375 Ай бұрын

This is the best thing to happen to comedy since “Natural Selection”

@tito-kr7rm Ай бұрын

How does his ass taste ,,smh.

@NoelBuller Ай бұрын

Watching this premier feels like investing early in Apple. You make me proud to be an American, Geoff!

@davidh2550 12 күн бұрын

You’ll never have to worry about comedy again

@ty-guy4458 Ай бұрын

..."he just forgot the safeword". Chef's kiss.

@DaeoSZ Ай бұрын

"i barley knew my father" was brilliant

@drewskixc Ай бұрын

I was there and just in awe of how fun and effortless that felt. Best set I've ever seen in that room!

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

suchhhh a fun night. glad it got recorded

@goodqueenalicent338 Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@tinaisrad Ай бұрын

Sacramento Midtown joke is probably top 5 jokes I've ever heard in my life.

@oppositeofh8 Ай бұрын

😹😹😹😹😹 5/5 agreed

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

its my magnum opus

@pwrhr Ай бұрын

Or was it Midtier

@LuisCalderon-qr1mp Ай бұрын

I’m from Mexico and I try to share your videos every time I can. I hope you accomplish your dreams and tour in more countries

@NemesisOfDoors Ай бұрын

hell yes I was at this show, it ripped! so glad to re-live it!

@ericbuffington8220 Ай бұрын

I was there too! Unfortunately, it ripped.

@jmc1387 Ай бұрын

And sometimes when you see how the sausage is made, you don’t eat hot dogs anymore had me dying 😂 one of those lines you wonder how you’ve never heard before

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

when that line goes well i know its going to be a great show

@empire0927 Ай бұрын

I'm still confused why this genius twink hasn't broken through Literally the best comedy in America right now Thank you for these gems

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

It ain’t a meritocracy

@IntricateUniverse25 23 күн бұрын

Because crowd comedy doesn’t exactly sell. Story driven comedy is what sells in hollywood. I prefer crowd work.

@benbrokke1165 Ай бұрын

Whoever did the subtitles to this must've felt like they were writing the fucking bible

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

she was paid handsomely ($15) for her efforts

@goodqueenalicent338 Ай бұрын

A comedian that reads and follows global politics? Subscribed

@NoName-pk8sx Ай бұрын

Geoffrey is my favorite giga chad comedian.

@PhusionBlues Ай бұрын

I’m gonna touch myself to this, starting now…24 hr edging sesh

@eric3483 Ай бұрын

There's no way Klaus could see this crowd's energy and deny alpha comedy is a way of life.

@pmtrout Ай бұрын

“… sharts when he yelps. “ 😂😂😂😂😂😅😊

@dp6921 Ай бұрын

Wonderful, wonderful stuff! I'm English, so like any good Englishman we worship at the altar of Stewart Lee, but man, he couldn't riff like this. So natural, so funny, and even when it doesn't work Geoff uses it to his own advantage. And unlike so many of these Rogan-bros he seems completely ego-free. The arrogance of his on-stage character is so perfectly balanced with the insecurity, it just works so well. Congratulations man. Can't wait to see what's next.

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

Hell yea. Thank you for understanding what I’m doing up there

@pr132 Ай бұрын

I can’t wait to tell my children about the night I saw Geoffrey Asmus rip Sacramento live - awesome show!

@Hegataro Ай бұрын

Blessed are we mere mortals to be warmed by the gentle beams of Geoffrey's light on this day

@blockchainprofessor.x Ай бұрын

Oh I'm so hard for this already, geoffffreyasmus

@jeremyweems4916 Ай бұрын

Bricked tf up

@spencerschultzmn Ай бұрын

Unfuckable joke is elite, well done. Another banger

@jeffreykipperman6894 Ай бұрын

"He wasn't crucified, he just forgot the safe word." LMFAO That's such a great f*cking joke. Btw, as a Jeffrey, you're the 1st "Geoffrey" that I approve of!

@Blortoblorto Ай бұрын

Alpha comedian posted the best set of all time.

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

True

@gabrielgreen9883 Ай бұрын

Get this dude some Gin n Tonics when u go see him. He so effen deserves them!!!

@notangiee2155 Ай бұрын

just we needed in these trying times.

@millacentbystander2992 Ай бұрын

Holy shit "he forgot the safe word" that is a Alpha legendary joke. Considering Jesus was a my favorite character in all fiction it really is of legend.

@iancutchen5457 Ай бұрын

Loool gonna use this at work tomorrow ❤

@HJW101CAB Ай бұрын

More than just crowd work? Hell yeah

@utblair Ай бұрын

Matt Rife could never pull off a 4-shirt rotation

@donmiguelbe Ай бұрын

I praise you for broadcasting so much hilarious content. Real talk: I do love your “north stars” of crowd work - What was your dream? Especially when you tell the person their dream is still attainable. How do you pray? Then you riff on the “one true faith,” but, also? Most folks never even think of prayer. And I like to watch you hold the frame when the bit goes awry. Sometimes your transparency is so risky that when you land the darn thing it’s just a relief. Alpha comedy fr fr. As the kids say.

@mp_ogo7751 Ай бұрын

I can watch these clips over and over again. Great stuff Geoff. Way better than Matt Rife.

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

dont talk about the almighty rife like that

@galufeta Ай бұрын

Thank you so much for uploading this, now I have blue balls for the closers I couldn't hear. Man, it's amazing how you kept shooting so many good jokes nonstop. I hope this gets you to the next level and I also hope I can hear those closers in the next special you upload.

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

fully finished one will be recorded in november or december. gonna be a ripper

@johnblandersen1626 Ай бұрын

Thanks for releasing the whole thing! Great set! You are a master of standup, and I can't wait to see you do it live!

@shmark_ctw5618 Ай бұрын

I've been so ready for this! Thank you for your time and effort ❤ You are The Alpha

@jasonmcduffie3186 Ай бұрын

Always leaving us wanting more. Brilliant stuff, Geoffrey!!!!

@robyee3325 Ай бұрын

Very nice of you to upload this! Crushin it!

@TheChupacabra 14 күн бұрын

Asmus just friggin throwing haymakers. Featherweight champion of the comedy scene!

@sweetjorjiabrown 26 күн бұрын

Nice set. Please don't EVER diminish yourself by offering that matt rife would be a comparable choice to you. You're great! Love you. Hope to see you again when you come back to the Bay. ❤

@error.pleasetryagain7208 Ай бұрын

I absolutely love Geoffrey, I saw him at Cobb's Comedy Club in SF last year and immediately got hooked. He's a beast on stage!!

@knaz7468 Ай бұрын

I cannot wait for this!

@rakim126 Ай бұрын

I paused after the rtravis kelce joke and said dwmn what a great joke. Tripartite advancement with the "murder in 20 years. 10 years. gun at the 50... " was so vivid in my mind. Excellent structure.l

@jamiedorsey4167 Ай бұрын

Dammit! I wanted to get to bed early tonight and then Geoffrey drops a new special. I have no choice in the matter.

@starksweetheart Ай бұрын

Again, you have me in stitches!

@hatchetman664 Ай бұрын

i spit out my water at the "4th and gun" part omg

@therealko7013 Ай бұрын

Most solid 50 min + set I’ve seen in awhile

@3257bm 11 күн бұрын

This guy is one of the next great's!

@NathanDowdyMedia 27 күн бұрын

Said a lot of absolutely hilarious words, I think a solid 1/8th of them were the word "Toby" lol

@maximillianquaife-larsen3827 12 күн бұрын

Absolutely killed it man, beautiful

@Psalms92 23 күн бұрын

Finally some real comedy. Make comedy great again!

@tdevil1997 26 күн бұрын

Absolutely tremendous hes done it againnnn

@jamesmcclarty-miller7886 Ай бұрын

I know there were some previews released, but gosh LOVE 50minutes of the Asmus Alpha. CANNOT wait for more videos, thank you for making this available for us to watch. Appreciate the work and effort man

@sirjohnmara Ай бұрын

You really turned "That Toby from Australia" into Comedy gold! Nice! Thanks from Stockholm, Sweden!

@MontTheBeatMaker Ай бұрын

Thank you Danny Soder for putting me on to this ALPHA of a comedian

@booneblocker3200 Ай бұрын

Can’t wait! Love your shit, it’s hilarious.

@vicwithav Ай бұрын

Arguably one of the better sets I've seen since Rory Scovel Tries Stand-Up for the First Time in 2017.

@jingleball2427 Ай бұрын

My gauge to watch an entire special is you get one or two jokes to keep me watching. I am crying within 30 seconds.

@chrisstephens3462 Ай бұрын

Well done with the joke that was edited out... Makes me wish I was there that night even more than I already did.

@miccoo2567 Ай бұрын

So fucking good!! Have been wanting to see a new full set like this! One of the best comedians alive

@levonwyatt 18 күн бұрын

genuinely such a bad-ass move to release a WIP that objectively slaps harder than 95% of all stand-up ever recorded

@GeoffreyAsmus 18 күн бұрын

😎

@earldrey Ай бұрын

Hell yeah thank you sir. I love comedy! And yours is some of the BEST

@showmethehoney1475 Ай бұрын

Your set RIPPED!! See you in Indy!

@alvareza21able Ай бұрын

Another gem.😂

@rustyodmp Ай бұрын

Congrats! Keep up the hard work! …. I mean you already look like your always sweaty 😁😎

@paulodavi9166 Ай бұрын

This is gold, my dude.

@stanoneill1842 Ай бұрын

The king returns

@randoru1871 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 this was awesome! Thanks for posting! 🥰

@blueindian1328 Ай бұрын

Good shit! I could spend half the day listening to you roast pretty much anything and anyone.

@user-qd9tc3to1q Ай бұрын

Respect from Australia! Crushing it, Lord Goffrey

@sergeiarend3392 Ай бұрын

Only 6 mins in and this is already one of the best sets I've seen in a while - "Jesus wasn't crucified - he just forgot the safe word. Don't believe Roman propaganda" 😂

@askmemum 15 күн бұрын

This is unbelievablly good lolol

@johanswork Ай бұрын

special worthy!!!

@jrockthecasbah Ай бұрын

Fk yeah! Thanks for posting an alpha hour of comedy.

@tophzera Ай бұрын

Absurdly funny as always. Even your algorithm boosters in the description hahaha

@LiterateDuck Ай бұрын

LONG LIVE GOOFRY!

@zachpepper3582 Ай бұрын

Solid stuff man.. love the wit and passion for quality comedy. Keep it up bro!

@AndrewWade206 Ай бұрын

Thank you for this thoughtful alpha set

@xSHAMELLx Ай бұрын

Most underrated comedian out there. This is a true genius at work🤯

@jordanleban8312 27 күн бұрын

Outstanding special 👍🏼

@RecursiveRuminations Ай бұрын

The king has returned

@grant1272 29 күн бұрын

Love your videos man keep it up!

@Strux42 Ай бұрын

Best special since

@alexsava1761 Ай бұрын

I like your vibe and your comedy, I'm glad KZfaq recommended you.

@Y0Y0thrower Ай бұрын

Absolutely incredible

@sianefer-ptah1258 Ай бұрын

Haven't laughed this hard since Carlin...and that's a loong time ago 🤟

@Waday Ай бұрын

The GOAT keeps getting better.

@ltarmenia4ever 21 сағат бұрын

Bout time we got a full standup!

@IHS808 Ай бұрын

Another EPIC set

@leem9327 Ай бұрын

Pure GOLD. 🎉

@tameshewolf Ай бұрын

the merch was funnnyy tooo! true alpha!

@ninamss948 Ай бұрын

I live in Philly. Ever heard of it? Please come again

@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын

5 shows there in november. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@jonathanstatham88 27 күн бұрын

Another absoloute boss special. 💯💯💯

@djr3386 Ай бұрын

Too many bangers for an epsilon like me. Great job ABC

@andrewk3723 Ай бұрын

Hilarious from start to finish 😂 you make it look easy even though it definitely can’t be!

@NorthEast Ай бұрын

Wow, you absolutely smashed this show! So funny. So Alpha 🙌

@joeycrawford2475 Ай бұрын

Football bit has got to be my favorite. Rapid fire. Each joke slam dunking the next you can hear it in the crowd.

@biuliu7157 Ай бұрын

Imagine if this guy and Nicholas De Santo made a podcast together, holy shit id pay for that

@adamrourke1586 Ай бұрын

Beautiful