Say what?

😂😂eyes watering hilarious

Lyrics: Verse 1: You had some lovely children and a lovely wife, you have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life, but you knew the day was coming, it was always meant to be, the doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy. Chorus 1: Oh, Colon, Colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure as everyone can see, your numbers up, it's time to take one for the team, it's right there under schedule, a colonoscopy. Verse 2: There is some preparation that you should know about, you have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out, they take a certain instrument to look around inside and honestly, I'll tell you it can be a bumpy ride. Chorus 2: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopies, a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze, or you can't get away from colonoscopy. Verse 3: It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun, but now you're turning 40, so you know it must be done, It's not an ordinary typical exam, you lay down on the table and then think about, Chorus 3: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure, I'm sure you will agree, you never underestimate how thorough they will beEEEEEEEEEE! It's time to take your medicine, colonoscopyYYYYYYY!

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I wish i coukd buy this song! Lol

The ketchup packets are in the fridge.

I think a man is in trouble if he said it

Barf bag.

One of the funniest comedians alive today! 🤣

Cranial Rectal Inversion, look it up

i have no words 😂

Guy channelled Mr. Entertainment Robin Williams all throughout. 🙌

Mothafudgecake 😂😂😂

Crumpets and gravy.

Crumbs on a biscuit.

Seeing this video now im a barista at Starbucks and i approve

I watched this shit in school, ahahaha

This was in 2008, that's insane

Here are some more: Shadrach! Son of Abednego!

Who steal your children..give them to strangers

Double sleeve no cup. How does that work?

I love this this is hilarious! XD

Who can put bruises on and all over my body.. ( police)

I love Brussel sprouts tho

Basically a song makin' fun of 2 songs by another country star. I used to not know that.

love his songs and videos

Why is this so fucking accurate

Every bit of this is true! You gotta laugh otherwise you'd cry. Cost of living is through the roof and the pollies reward themselves with pay rises!

Gotta love this

You could drive any color tractor and people would want a selfie with you. 😂

general anesthesia is a wonderful thing.

The Kazoo! Perfect

You nailed Neil Diamond this time!! 🎉

The Beatles did a great job copying you.😂

We went to buc-cee’s on our visit to TX in May. Surprised at how big it is and how much variety of food,..

I now use fart knocker in my everyday life i also use CREAM OF CHICKEN SOUP.

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I die laughing when I listen to this song

The lesson for today is to never get married!

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This song is more accurate now than then 😅😩

tim when you die im going to go to your funeral uninvited

Bahahaha. Still laughing at this every time 😅

I hadn’t heard that one before! Too funny! And too relatable!

Jonnie looks better than ever

this song was a banger when i was a kid and it still is to this day

While all of these are funny, You really didn’t IMO, get Neil Diamond’s voice! His voice is mellow and lower Sorry. The rest were spot on!!!

Buc-ee's is the Super Mega MAGA of auto stops.

hey tim you need to bring toby mac on the show it would be awesome and you would love talking to him

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