I laughing sooooo much! The KJV: Psalm 38:7. For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh. Doesn’t make it any better!😂😂🤣🤣🤣

You're never gonna see that verse cross stitched on a pillow 😂😂😂

Verse 5 would have been good, too. It says "My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness." lol

“Never gonna see that verse cross stitched” well you are now! I’m the queen of snarky cross stitch 😂you just gave me the idea of the century!

Proof that the good Lord has a sense of humor! 😂

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard that it was getting difficult to breathe. Tim always delivers!

I would've been like "I think Tim must've written the wrong verse. Unless he's asking us to pray about his disease?" Too funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tim, Today was a really bad day for me and my family. And I know you may never read this, but if you do, just know how deeply we appreciate you and your comedy. Laughter is so important, and sometimes finding anything in life to laugh at is really hard. But on this very day which was rough for my family, this clip was also posted. And not only that, it’s one of my favorite TH bits ever! Thank you, Tim and family, for the great comedy, the wonderful podcast, and everything else you do. You don’t know me, but I think by now you know you have indeed made a difference in the lives of others, including my family. Thanks again, A Family from Michigan

And how many prayer groups were started to pray for Tim's loins.

I just love this guy, he is packed with multiple talents. He can sing, he can play instruments, a performer, comedian. I watched him live few years ago in a church in our town, i was 8 months pregnant and went with a friend. The church was packed and the laughter was so loud that I kept getting kicked by my baby inside 😁😀 It was really a fun night.

I bet God gathered all the Angels and saints of heaven at that precise moment, and pointing down to Tim Hawkins said " I've waited a loooooong time for this moment .....pure comedic brilliance..... watch this!"

🤣 This insert reminds me of a story a guy told me many years ago. He was very in love and in a steady relationship with a girl for a few years. One day out of the blue she told him she needed to "take a break" (we all know what that means). Obviously he was very heartbroken and for days he kept praying and asking God to bring her back. Then God very clearly told him "Proverbs 5:8"... Elated he hurridly opened his Bible to Proverbs 5:8 and read... "Keep your way far from her,and do not go near the door of her house"... Needles to say, they never got back together again.

Come on dude. You’re a comedian. Everybody that got that autograph just thought you were being funny. 😂😂🙏

I laughed so hard I was crying! Jesus got jokes!!!! 😂 Thank you for sharing God’s gift of laughter through you. So funny!!😂😂😂

3:27 The "lions disease" gets even better. My sides are hurting!! ROTFL 😂🤣💀

Those signatures are probably worth a pretty penny!

Hubby sent this to me and I put it on as I was sweeping with a hand brush under a desk. I laughed so hard, I couldn't see through the tears, my side cramped and my husband came running because he thought I'd hurt myself. Ty for the laugh!😅

I am crying in laughter 😂 Can’t wait to see you live again.

I've been watching Christian comedians all morning. I've been chuckling and giggling. This one broke me! I haven't laughed so much in decades! 😂

He basically told everyone he has a STDs lmao 🤣 😂

The past two weeks have been so hard for me but this gave me a huge laugh! Thank you Tim!

I am laughing so hard! I couldn't even finish watching it because of the tears running down my face!

This is awesome, my wife and I were a the Hospital for eight hours and after that we arrived at home at 12:12am and as my son and I snacked on food we listened to this and we were laughing hysterically when he told about his favorite verse and signing his signature with his favorite verse 😂😂😂 Thank You Tim Hawkins, we needed a good laugh. You helped us out. God Bless You Brother.

Love this! Needed this today and I have never heard of this phenomenal comedian-The Lord has a sense of humour! Have a migraine but instead of taking a pain killer I watched this and laughed so loud I woke up my grandson! Thank You & God Bless!

God wanted to bless you with this hilarious joke and relatable testimony! God has a sense of humor

I've seen this multiple times and i still laugh so hard I'm in tears 😂😂😂

This is one of my favorites. I was just thinking of this story recently. Too funny.

Hopefully some of them might have thought he got it mixed up with 37:8 “Cease from anger, and forsake wrath; Do not fret-it only causes harm.”

You know there was also, someone else who looked the verse up when they got home and thought something like...."wow, oh man that is so deep....obviously a metaphor for..........uh........um......wow, that is just so deep and insightful that I just can't put words to it!"

Totally going to get this cross-stitched on a pillow

I had tears and a full belly laugh 😂 THNX, I needed that ❤

One of my favorite stories 😂

I laughed so embarrassingly hard at this. Thanks Tim

Oh God heard your prayer. He just was too busy laughing to answer.

O, KJV, how we adore thee for thy comedic nuggets wheneth we forgeteth thine chapters and verses!

lol ‼️ I haven’t laughed, snorted and cried this hard in I don’t know how long!!🤣😂 I needed that!!

Seriously one of my top if not my favorite bits from Tim Hawkins!!!!

Yes! Love this moment right here! Finally, I can find and watch it easily!

Funniest man ever! I'm so glad Tim finds the humor in our struggle to honor our Savior.

This is a true story! When I was a school bus driver in Wasilla, AK, I had a Christian brother and sister who rode regularly. I noticed the personalized license plate on the parents' car. I asked them what it meant. I thought it was a scripture verse, but it was the birthday of the boy who rode my bus. It said, "Mark 5 25". Look it up. You'll get a laugh!

Every Dad probably thought you were trolling…well done sir, well done

Would love to see more videos from you!!

Don't drink tea when watching Tim!

This is one of my favourite bits, every time I watch it I laugh like it's the first time😂😂😂

Whenever i introduce people to Tim Hawkins, i always use the "things you dont say to you're wife" the yoga pants song and this skit as they NEVER fail to make me laugh.

You kept them laughing even after they were home!😂😂😂

I used to watch this from a different performance on KZfaq over and over. I told this story to my cabin at a Christian camp once and all the boys were giggling. They laughed even harder when I re-created: "Some of you do not get that- BEHOLD, I HAVE A PAINFUL DISEASE IN MY SKIN!*" *I said skin instead of loins to ensure that they would get the joke.

I still laugh at this so hard my face hurts!

I laughed so hard, I was 😂 just what I needed today!

Laughed so hard I drooled m. First time that’s ever happened!

Who else LOVES Tim Hawkins? 😂 🤣 👇

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

Tim, I confess I had to pause the video and look up the psalm, as I didn't recognize it. I am going through a stressful patch right now. It started over a week ago, and it just seems like every time I turn around, I have another 3 tasks added to my list of things to do by noon. I read the psalm, and I laughed and laughed. Tears and I can't breathe kind of laughter. The Lord truly works in mysterious ways. I hope it really does become your favorite psalm, as a merry heart really does good like medicine. 😂

I came across this randomly and almost spit my tea out. Kudos

I had to spit my water back into my cup because I was about to choke! 😆😆

PLEASE someone needs to cross stitch a pillow for him with the verse!!

So funny. I love your comedy.

Laughed so hard!!

This is just TOO funny

This is beyond hysterical!!!

I had to look up that verse..what a verse to pick..😂😂😂

Well I just died of laughter 😂

Omg I lol so hard I snorted multiple times.😂😂😂

This was from the 90s. I went to see Tim live at a church in Colorado Springs. It was awesome. I never laughed so hard. 😂😂😂

It doesn't matter how many times I see this skit...never gets old.

Two and a half years ago I had surgery for bladder cancer. So far so good. If it ever returns, I'm cross stitching this on a pillow. 😛

At least you’re a comedian and they could just think you wrote that as a joke

Thankyou Tim

keep it up man

Another translation says he has a painful back and no health in his body. No mention of loins, which would be the front side of a back pain. Women know about front and back pain...every month.

Tim is the best😂😂😂

That is so funny! I laughed out loud

I’m crying laughing

I have not laughed this hard in I don't know when. 🤣🤣🤣

Just got this video recommended and ROTFL! I am clearly going to seek out more of your stuff!

That’s been my favorite for a long while, too! What a surprise to hear you say it.

Oh my gosh I am in tears of laughter

Thanks for that great laugh fella.

LOL. That was a good skit. I was rolling.

I’d like to see Seinfeld have coffee with Hawkins

That’s hilariously relatable!!

But being a comedian it worked out perfectly

Gotta love this

oh geeze!! that maxe me laugh, i needed that humor!! we are all too serious and even JESUS laughed. we need to be jouful and laugh!!😂😂😂

You remind me of a beloved actor, Robin Williams

As someone who cross stitches, I now want to put this on a pillow. 😂😂😂

You make me cry!😅😂

God bless tim hawkins❤❤

“Don’t bother coming.” 😂 Love Katie on the pod.

He shoulda left that as his verse!!! LOL

😅🤣😂😂🤣😅 that was awesome, God bless...

that was so funny, I laughed so hard I ran out of air.

Tim, I love your sense of humor. What a beautiful blessing to have. You are God's treasure.

I shook that perverts hand 😂💀

Don't act like that isn't the perfect verse to tell someone who won't look it up till later.

Oh my that was the funniest thing I think I have seen in ages! :D :D :D :D :D

I was like "Jesus i just need to laugh on my break. " the Lord provides😂😂😂

I cannot 😂😂😂😂

God has a sense of humor. I needed to laugh 😂.. That's great

I am dying, too funny