Thanks Like thanks But really, thanks THANKS (I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE NAME OF KUROHYOU THEME FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS )

They got me hard tbh

Ow... that Bartender has a insane backstory

3:36 L0l i remember that scene lol Kiryu is literally still in the room l0l! haha! (looks at Kiryu <facepalm>)

Can't wait for like a dragon like a dragon

To be honest I never had a struggle with the car chase on legend. I didn’t see a difference really.

I played zero and I want more.

finally got 92 in this thing

THAT FIRST CLIP😂

why did he just eat that

⚠️spoilers ⚠️ they made Yagami's simping for Sawa so damn obvious, like chill Yagami Mafuyu is gonna slap the shit out of you

0:10 how did I not see that happen when I watched the cutscene

Hearing haruka and Kiryu sing again makes ishin worth at least a fortune

*I regret making this* Each clip(according to my memory + spoiler warning) 0:01 Akiyama and Haruka investigate Majima Ex-Wife’s death, meanwhile Ogita (Haruka ex-dance teacher) chucks best boy off the roof. 0:13 44yo taxi driver has a love crisis. 0:23 Average dead souls experience. 0:40 48yo grandfather hands his half Chinese half Japanese grandson off to a random stranger to beat up a bunch of 20year olds. 0:46 Joji kicks the shit out of his brother’s apprentice for not going up to the ruff. 1:02 Tachibana uses Essence of “woman driving a car” to send Kuze into the shadow realm. 1:07 Chimp steals heavy machinery and Ichiban just lets it happen 1:17 Definitely Saito Hajime and definitely Saigo have a naked brawl in a hot spring. 1:28 Kaito and Yagami brutalise a guy for gambling. 1:39 Majima gives three Omi officers new neckties. 1:45 Kiryu witnessses a poor Japanese man get dragged to hell by his bowling ball. 1:58 Ex-convict 25years in the joint, turns thug into a snowman. 2:17 Hitman disguised as a pole dancer tries to shoot Kiryu into the afterlife. 2:31 Definitely Okita Soji blows up a bunch of samurai, to raid the shogun’s house. 2:45 Yakuza disguised as the majima family(I think) get their asses kicked by a loan shark and 10years in the joint. 3:06 U got eyes ain’t ya? Judge eyes, to be exact. 3:27 48yo grandfather threatens an infant. 3:40 A gorilla and a monkey have a breakdance battle which gives a cyclops a revelation. 3:55 Ichiban uses his presidential power to summon a laser on a tiger. 4:19 the best singer since idol Majima sings about a butterfly with a hostess. 4:49 The word ‘mine’ jumps off the ruff with Revolve’s bartender. 5:03 Local detective gets his ass kicked by an ex-Yakuza. 5:17 Receptionist murders poor Yakuza trying to do his job. 5:41 Saejima wrestles with a bear. 5:56 Korean Vergil fist fights a middle aged Japanese man. 6:04 Ex baseball star takes a train with the Tojo clan’s sixth chairman. 6:29 Earth angel’s mama lends local Stardust manager Yuya his biker gang coat. 6:49 cyclops blocks glass bottle hit from the character you wanted Kiryu to get with. 6:58 Lieutenant Murase get’s blown to shit. 7:16 Majima get’s to the top. 7:29 Local detective and ex-Japanese high school teacher get into a fist fight. 7:48 Direct continuation from 5:17

7:49 me when the video end

Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth fans when you wave and say hello to them

Playing kiwami right after 0 was... an experience...

Now rewatch the video while imaging Maxor narrating it to you

Hey guys!!! Is here anyone that found yakuza game set in akihabara? I would like to buy it🥵

Kuwana did nothing wrong fr

2:11 Ah yes my favorite yakuza boss "the guy that slaps people" is pretty damn difficult tbh

"Kiryu-chan." *one second later* "DAME DA NE"

Yakuza 2 fans when Ryugi actually counters and doesn't just stand there and let you kill him:

wait, so this is the first game where they didn't bother to write a new Amon theme? great...

Yakuza is truly the Crime Drama of all time

Majima defusing a bomb by guessing all of them and playing fucking Eeny Meeny Miney Moe on the last two was one of the best moments in Kiwami 2

I swear sometimes it looks like faces are animated with the faceposer tool from gmod

4:35 the cut off is omniscient😭

Of course he kept the table scene for the end.

He thought insane encounter rate was for Kiryu's chapter only!! He MAD!!!

This is like how they called every somewhat difficult game a soulslike

Reeru kara hazureta Furyouhin no norainu sa Dakedo kantan ni wa Tale wa furanaize iesu man ni Narisobireta [woah oh oh, woah oh, we are bad boys] Waru ni nokosareta No to iu na no JUSTICE WOW, BREAKIN THE LAW BREAKIN THE WORLD kowase Kirisake TENDERNESS WOW, BREAKIN THE RULE Roppo zensho ja shibarenai Hanran bushi sa Furiageta Nigirikobushi ga Oretachi no JUDGEMENT Aisae mo shiranai Furyouhin no norainu sa Dakedo chi yakane ja Ezuke wa dekinaize (MUSIC) Kizutsuite Kizutsuite Subete ushina chi matte mo Somacharane Sore koso ga JUSTICE JUSTICE WOW, BREAKIN THE LAW BREKIN THE WORLD kowase [BREKIN THE WORLD] Kirisake TENDERNESS WOW, BREAKIN THE RULE Oerai san nya natsukanai Hanran bushi sa Furiagero Nigirikobushi wo Oretachi wa Sou sa oretachi ga JUDGEMENT JUDGEMENT

I appear to have fallen victim to the Shitpost Calamity

I'll come back every time I play a new Yakuza game, there's no change in the plan

Yakuza Kiwami hit too close to home.

byutiflu ais.

4:54 transition was so smooth i though he was actually summoning majima

It’s just all of majima?

Guys I think ten years in the joint possibly made him a fucking pussy to my knowledge

0:37 He was so worried about Kiryu-chan😊

3:45 the fact it turns pink

Yakuza is legit a South Indian action comedy film mixed with anime humour.

Yakuza is legit a South Indian action comedy film mixed with anime humour.

7:27 jOjO rEfErEnCe.

Yakuza is nothing like any open world game ever It's better than most of these open games that claimed to have endless hours of content It's a jack of all trades and master of all

Я обосрался когда увидел свою аву

BRO THATS THE LOSY VIDEO PACK HAHAHAHAHA

0:14 jokes aside these bread physics are impeccable

5:04 “this is why I hate video games. It appeals to the male fantasy”

This would be such a fire anime