Wilson: My godson made me that mug... House: So sterilize it later and just be glad i'm pissing in a mug instead of your Cheerios!

Это серия хочет быть смешная...

the best friend ever haha

It'd be interesting to see a chef, who's also a doctor, cook in the kitchen while examining the food

And the one with the nose. 😂😂😂😂

Urine is sterile in principle, apart from the *iugh* factor, dunno why Wilson gets pissed Hehe

Now I want to see a new series where House, spends his new life as a chef

Et tu bootay. Priceless.

And the one with the nose... Cuckoldisol is a powerful drug

I kinda wanted him to become a physics professor, he would've slayeeeed!!!!

S06E03

Et tut, Booty?

Cuddy: Thank you for dragging me into this. Me: Oh sweet! 😂😂

1:20-“…we couldn’t get any more connected without unzipping.” OMG. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I broke my toilet this morning I'm sorry for your loss?

"and the one with the nose" bruh

Im short, he's black, you're gay-ish ....im ded XD

Lisa Edelstein 😍

House and wilson are so gay i love it

"I'm short he's black you're gay..ish" LMAO

House saves Wilson's balls and proceeds to say "That's the spirit!!"

Why not just do swabs or hair folicles .lol

'Beethoven's fifth isn't gonna be poop tomorrow'

"et tu booteh? 🤣 Only House could turn Cuddy into a Julius Caeser quote. 🤣

The old "make them more uncomfortable than they are making you" routine. A formidable defense.

"I quit" "You can't quit" "You're mistaking me with Mysterio"

Buying small things is not the beauty- or fuck off is not the commercial.

Assert dominance by pissing in the others favourite mug. Genious!

No o chem Professor would teach that

"I know this'll affect both of you. And Thirteen. And the one with the nose." Well, he's not wrong!

It’s like this person saw just one House episode and included anything in it that made them laugh. It’s episode 3 of season 6

You’re gay… ish 😂😂😂

Forget the cooking school, Dr. H. Organize a cadre of chronic pain patients to make life hell on the morons at PROP (Physicians for Responsible Opioid Prescribing) and the CDC. They're the ones who told doctors to stop treating patients' pain with opioids... and ruined hundreds of thousands of lives in the process! 90% of opioid overdoses are caused by illegal fentanyl imported from Asia, NOT legal prescriptions. Taking our pain medication away did not one damn thing to reduce overdose deaths, and instead actually INCREASED them. Reducing or eliminating our pain relief has destroyed any hope we had of resuming our normal lives! Addicts take drugs to hide from life. People in never-ending physical pain take opioids to participate in life.

The part with the meat browning is actually true. However, usually it is done the other way around. If you want something to brown faster you can actually use backing soda (sodium bicarbonate). It is also used in baking. German pretzels are dunked in a soda solution (sodium carbonate, much higher pH). The manipulation of pH levels in cooking has a long tradition. That being said, please abstain from experimenting with hydroflouric acid and oven cleaners ;-D

Why is wilson cooking meatballs on a stove? I always bake them

Therapy never works on the truly intelligent. They all know its just platitudes.

Hehheehhh... - House.

Actually House should have started a restuarant on the side. Like doing multiple should keep things busy and distracting from his leg.

" You're gay.....ish" is the most Taub thing ever Taubed

"I'm short. He's black. You're gay....ish" lOL

Et tu, bootay? 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Damn I'm good

But guys, just for a moment, imagine if somehow in this crazy world, something made cuddy fall deeply in love with you.Aside from all else, just imagine that nightly spoonlock, and in this dream, she is yours.

That's some psychology people; enjoy!

Yep, sorry kids, I'm such a Cuddy fan, and even the smallest parts increase my love. Ah, I'm equalizing for the affection house doesn't give, that makes her crazy for him, why she would dump me right away

This was the moment i realized: House isnt 100% the problem, its the selfish people around him. He outright admits hes a better doctor when hes on the worse type of pain meds, yet they kept trying to bring him back.

Lame hobby. Perfect.

"et tu Bootay?" hhahahaha

Wait, where'd he get the dog..?

That was real fancy house, but you could've just turned the heat down.