House md funny scenes
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13 жыл бұрынS06E02 .
@Profile__1 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if House M.D. turned into a dramatic cooking show halfway through?
@kjellringstrom6217 4 жыл бұрын
How about House and Gordon Ramsay in the same kitchen?
@Khorothis 4 жыл бұрын
@@kjellringstrom6217 IT'S NOT LUPUS YOU DONKEY IT'S RAW
@andrelavandero3041 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a show like that... It would be huge.
@jefflemere4609 4 жыл бұрын
@@kjellringstrom6217 What kitchen, I suspect nothing be left of one or it might be watching an exciting episode of paint drying.
@daniyarsadykov3385 4 жыл бұрын
@@Khorothis YOU MORONS, WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?
@Y0K3 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m short, He’s black, you’re gay...ish” 🤣
@seymourbuttz6419 3 жыл бұрын
That's it.
@olavisalomaa 4 жыл бұрын
I love how House gets a "House Moment" while cooking, it even has the music
@RogueBlackOp Жыл бұрын
I’m just glad he didn’t walk away without saying a word 😂. I thought he was gonna do something crazy like sitting something on fire 🔥 and damaging the kitchen to save the balls 😅
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Жыл бұрын
The typical House moment where he has an aha moment and limps away leaving Wilson/Cuddy/Chase/Foreman/Cameron/Thirteen/Adams/Kutner hanging
@SomeoneElse- 8 жыл бұрын
"I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish." LOL
@derrickstorm6976 7 жыл бұрын
"You mite have saved my balls"
@Silirion 7 жыл бұрын
É tu bootay? :D
@hollyb6885 10 ай бұрын
The “ish” really makes that scene. 😂
@GanonGhidorah 5 жыл бұрын
I love how House's Medical Proficiency covers such a wide scope, that he can apply it to everyday situations like cooking.
@vsaucenou323 4 жыл бұрын
@@tinyrobot9989 cooking IS science
@jiuzhouqingyantiaoshizhuang 4 жыл бұрын
If you are a medical doctor the chances are you can learn most things fairly easy..
@rambofan334 3 жыл бұрын
Well cooking has more science than you'd think.
@bubbaguy4411 3 жыл бұрын
@@rambofan334 Custard came to mind....
@007Aeon 2 жыл бұрын
@@vsaucenou323 My Old lab Prof allways said: If you can cook or bake, you can do chemistry. Just dont lick the spoon.
@bungle0h521 4 жыл бұрын
"no, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet" how can you argue with logic like that?
@shlapmaster2485 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this show in 2020,cancel culture would be on its ass for sure
@tommyortega7796 3 жыл бұрын
@@shlapmaster2485 uhm, no? Lmao
@Novictus 3 жыл бұрын
@@tommyortega7796 i mean the constant annoyance he puts on Foreman would get someone pissy enough to try.
@manwhowasntreallyone 6 жыл бұрын
So, Captain Holt was a therapist too? What a great man !
@daninagy4173 5 жыл бұрын
*Captain Dad
@sadiaugaas1074 5 жыл бұрын
i'm glad someone said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alchriz29 5 жыл бұрын
Started watching B99 no wonder capt holt was so familiar
@wouterdevries04 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@renatojosediaz1 5 жыл бұрын
Hard to process his words as not condescending and actually therapeutic
@bbb462cid 2 жыл бұрын
The old "make them more uncomfortable than they are making you" routine. A formidable defense.
@MikeDragon 4 жыл бұрын
_"You might... have saved my balls!"_ _"THAT'S that spirit!!"_ lol XD
@smokeychickenwings1038 3 жыл бұрын
"et tu, bootay?" might be the greatest line ever
@Cyborg_Lenin 2 жыл бұрын
I died from that. I am now a zombie
@albertovasile3966 2 жыл бұрын
*Et tu, Brute
@smokeychickenwings1038 2 жыл бұрын
@@albertovasile3966 Thats not what he says. It IS what he is referring to but House is making both a reference to the murder of caesar as a famous stab in the back and referring to cuddy's butt, as he loves doing. Hence "Et tu, bootay"
@currumpaw4865 4 жыл бұрын
You know if either House or Wilson was a woman, they would've gotten married a looooonng time ago
@user-lt8gz9tq3o 4 жыл бұрын
69 let's go
@mauz791 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-lt8gz9tq3o lmao
@justsomecommentchannel8602 4 жыл бұрын
or if they were gay
@justsomecommentchannel8602 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertjordan6818 shh
@aquilesriffo 4 жыл бұрын
Now they can
@joebenzz 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry i know this will affect both of you.... and thirteen... and the one with the nose" XD
@wouterdevries04 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Benz oh yeah yeah
@slimbr32 4 жыл бұрын
Taub?
@ponieloksmith119 4 жыл бұрын
Tweek The Mighty yup
@wiernyinaczej 7 жыл бұрын
'You can't quit. I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.' 😂😂😂
@Madmax0620 6 жыл бұрын
i didnt get the reference.
@marinkadumon2930 6 жыл бұрын
Dawid Zawolski , from Belgium care to say ? I don't get this joke 😢
@cyndiaz3497 5 жыл бұрын
"I wish I could quit you"
@gdmt 5 жыл бұрын
Now i get it. Thanks brah
@wouterdevries04 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@esmajazic1984 5 жыл бұрын
Wilson:"I broke my toilet this morning."Cuddy:"I'll bring my tools.."😂😂
@pancon9947 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as it happened
@juzzlookin 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and such a great delivery from cuddy.
@anthonydooleyii7678 4 жыл бұрын
The way she said that haha...
@vegeta9621 7 жыл бұрын
You might have saved my balls. Thats the spirit! lol hilarious.
@yattaguru 5 жыл бұрын
I read that in Vegeta's voice, then imagined him beating the crap out of you 😏
@this_is_japes7409 5 жыл бұрын
@@yattaguru i read it in lanipator's voice, but then again what's the difference.
@ColonelPeppers 3 жыл бұрын
Wilson and Cuddy are like House's parents. Helpful, supportive but suspicious of everything House does.
@johnyepthomi892 4 жыл бұрын
"I didn't say you need a lame hobby!" Savage 😆
@devilpizza123 7 жыл бұрын
Wilson is so cute with bed hair.
@PerfectAlibi1 7 жыл бұрын
Too bad he died of cancer :(
@eduardamachall6431 7 жыл бұрын
Radicaldanny spoiler :(((
@PerfectAlibi1 7 жыл бұрын
:(
@colinantink9094 6 жыл бұрын
Radicaldanny he didn't die you know. He was dying in the last episode
@yattaguru 5 жыл бұрын
@@PerfectAlibi1 cancer's boring
@sirbruno95 3 жыл бұрын
I really loved this season. It had the right amount of funny and serious, and House really grew as a character throughout the season. He went from jerk with bottled up problems to a jerk with a jerk willing to help and open up to others. I seriously didn't like that they rolled back his character to mischievous jerk in season 7, less so because of the way it ended, back to plain jerk.
@RogueBlackOp Жыл бұрын
Season 6 is the ending for me. Huddy lived happily ever after
@raven75257 Жыл бұрын
I actually like this more. People with such serious issues like House do tend to relapse even if everything was going fine not long ago
@judigemini178 Жыл бұрын
OK first of all he didn't end up going back to full jerk in the end, he sacrificed everything for wilson. Second & most importantly is that the fact that his growth arcs are mostly in ssn 6 & 8 (last half) and are all heavily tied to Wilson just proves that when he was at his best it was because of Wilson & that he brought out the best in House, unlike with cuddy who brought out the worst in him as shown in ssn 7. Not that any one character was responsible for his growth, that just seems to happen to be the case so it is what it is.
@AlexRango Жыл бұрын
Bros before hoes man.
@tamasvarga9862 6 жыл бұрын
"my godson made me that mug" LMAO
@miloradvlaovic 6 жыл бұрын
House: Ladies cover your eyes Cuddy: House! House: You too Lel
@magicdragon1 5 жыл бұрын
Wilson: My godson made me that mug.
@raven4k998 4 жыл бұрын
@@magicdragon1 house marked that mug as his property it's his now
@Tony29103 4 жыл бұрын
They so deserved that. Wilson and Cuddy have always been just asses to him so yea he pissed in Wilson's cup. Loved it!
@raven4k998 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tony29103 I'd piss in Wilsons Cup so I totally understand why he'd do it lol
@emerald1541 5 жыл бұрын
"Blue is the colour you've gotta watch out for" It got me good 😂
@trinityplayz2549 3 жыл бұрын
You know what else stops meatballs burning whilst cooking the middle, a lower heat
@nomadben 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Cuddy is on screen, I just can't take my eyes off of her. She's incredible
@Boss_Big Жыл бұрын
Ayo 🤨📸
@barmutah 6 жыл бұрын
wow i don't realize there's captain holt there
@RogueBlackOp 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s what I said when I first watched Brooklyn nine nine. Does perfect with both characters
@KB-fb8sn 4 жыл бұрын
"You might have saved my balls" House : "THAT'S THE SPIRIT" XDXDXD LOL
@noeiro15 3 жыл бұрын
“What do you expect? I’m an addict, I turn everything up to an 11” 😂
@johnyepthomi892 4 жыл бұрын
"you might've saved my balls" "That's the spirit" 😆😆😆
@aquilesriffo 4 жыл бұрын
at the end House and Wilson were more like a old couple that love - hate each other than House - Cuddy
@phrophetsamgames 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’d have loved to see a spinoff where House becomes a godlike Chef.
@romeogolf4 Жыл бұрын
It's called Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen
@Kncperseus 2 жыл бұрын
"I quit" "You can't quit" "You're mistaking me with Mysterio"
@hollyb6885 Жыл бұрын
1:20-“…we couldn’t get any more connected without unzipping.” OMG. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michaelj6453 7 жыл бұрын
So browning meat is a reaction between hemoglobin and glucose? Glad that makes sense to Wilson. Makes no sense to me.
@LordOrio 7 жыл бұрын
hes doctor aswell, so yeah
@TOWGYB 7 жыл бұрын
It's pretty simple. The heat causes the glucose in the blood to decompose into carbon and water, leaving behind mostly carbon, which in reaction with the hemoglobin proteins causes the browning and gives flavor to the meat.
@SuperSasharocks 7 жыл бұрын
GrandMeisterRandom which episode of house is this?
@LoboCrepuscularZelda 7 жыл бұрын
S06E03
@aliceroxcullen98 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@DBZ-Mousa 7 жыл бұрын
4:14 "Aoooo, it hurts!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
@mattiecahill4199 7 жыл бұрын
Vagelis Stefanopoulos I
@GMonte-rt6jd 4 жыл бұрын
God i freakin loved Dr.House back in the days. I must have seen this whole thing like 5 times
@dalliance222 6 жыл бұрын
3:33 I'm crying "I broke my toilet this morning " I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zidneya 7 жыл бұрын
Bed is for sissies?...That's it! I'm gonna buy a hammock first thing in the morning!
@PerfectAlibi1 7 жыл бұрын
Nah... House was lying.
@oz_jones 5 жыл бұрын
Hammocks are awesome
@heyryanisonx3141 5 жыл бұрын
That's the spirit!
@mikeazari4568 4 жыл бұрын
House vs Gordon Ramsay that's the culinary battle I want to see
@runicdoodles5692 2 жыл бұрын
Culinary or roast battle? (Pun unintended)
@wchan39 2 жыл бұрын
@@runicdoodles5692 Why not both?
@TobeWilsonNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
“I broke my toilet this morning” *diagnosis music starts playing*
@flyawaytodie 2 жыл бұрын
"I know this'll affect both of you. And Thirteen. And the one with the nose." Well, he's not wrong!
@reichsfolger 3 жыл бұрын
"Food is a symphony," she says. "Difference is Beethoven's 5th won't be poop tomorrow," House says....😉
@imadethesatancry 7 жыл бұрын
Hide your eyes ladies...you too.
@yeahbee8237 7 жыл бұрын
turn everything up to eleven great spinal tap nod!
@MrShadowpanther3 5 жыл бұрын
Why can't you just have 10 be louder? - blank stare -
@andrew7taylor 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrShadowpanther3 These go to 11...
@herrhupfdohle8227 2 жыл бұрын
Assert dominance by pissing in the others favourite mug. Genious!
@hiyapatil5379 3 жыл бұрын
They're literally husbands
@cerickson017 5 жыл бұрын
4:40 c'mon Cuddy, we both know you want him.
@jeongseoblee 7 жыл бұрын
It is surprise this much jokes come from 1 episode (if I'lm correct)
@amalofoto 7 жыл бұрын
Yup, as far as I know, it's all from 6x1, Epic Fail.
@ricardobravo5615 7 жыл бұрын
+Hedwig Art 6x3
@jeongseoblee 7 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Bravo ahhh right. it's the fascility in 6x1,2.
@OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS 6 жыл бұрын
2:45 smirk breaks character
@colinmurphy2214 5 жыл бұрын
outwestlawns Not really
@ary2766 4 жыл бұрын
Not really
@Dylan_Sterling 4 жыл бұрын
Not really
@raeesaahmad5524 4 жыл бұрын
Not really, House pretty much always smiles like that when hes having a moment with Wilson
@benjaminluebberst168 5 жыл бұрын
“More interestingly where I peed” lol
@waynee5603 4 жыл бұрын
"My Godson made me that mug"
@aceofcheems7685 4 жыл бұрын
Poor taub he'll forever be known as the one with the nose
@namonaite 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for bringing me into this *I died xD*
@rafsolo 5 жыл бұрын
2:30 Wait. House added vinegar to slow down the outside from cooking too fast? I like to cook, so that might be useful for me
@jermainekngdom3154 3 жыл бұрын
Not really. He has the heat to high. Slower lower cooking makes it cook more evenly. High temps burn it faster on the outside but slowly cook the inside
@jermainekngdom3154 3 жыл бұрын
He also added oil to boiling water which is frowned upon but it works to various degrees.
@IAmArchives 2 жыл бұрын
@@jermainekngdom3154 you add oil to boiling water when cooking pasta to help prevent the pasta from sticking together
@ThaFuzzwood 2 жыл бұрын
@@IAmArchives Oil floats on water so it does fuck all. Just stir the damn pot.
@IAmArchives 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThaFuzzwood I.. I work as a chef... In an itilian restaurant I know what it does
@jashautar5765 6 жыл бұрын
1:02 Captain Holt?
@tahiti3483 5 жыл бұрын
Nope
@ThelouwseFD 6 жыл бұрын
ooooooh mYYYYYY GOD ! That's captain Holt !!!!!!
@KiLleRaBo0oG 6 жыл бұрын
was thinking the same
@Delta-ei7im 6 жыл бұрын
P U N K
@samsatalof6262 5 жыл бұрын
Robot captian engage
@Cha11engerD 4 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for this clip for a long time. "You may have just saved my balls." LOL
@alldayagain 5 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite part of the series Because it's the only time I've felt good for House
@billd7197 2 жыл бұрын
What great chemistry they had.
@thepowerlies 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for dragging me into this
@vocalsg13 5 жыл бұрын
Every House scene is a funny scene. And a serious one.
@neptunestardust 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading
@hurshiej7208 5 жыл бұрын
Saw the thumbnail and thought this was Kitchen Nightmares
@georgerogers2120 4 жыл бұрын
"I didn't say you need a lame hobby." So many people need this advice.
@janiquevaillot8554 5 жыл бұрын
Hugh Laurie is such a great actor !
@monasingh11829 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for driving into this🤣🤣🤣😍
@re12evil 7 жыл бұрын
Et tu bootey?
@Lushu1331 7 жыл бұрын
"Et tu, Brute?".... said by Julius Caesar when being stabbed by Brutus. Latin, ancient Rome, etc....
@hadjy 7 жыл бұрын
Captain obvious strikes again.
@lepredator189 7 жыл бұрын
It's a pun on the Julius Caesar story by Shakespeare. It's also a pun on Cuddy's bootay.
@strongadolf3794 6 жыл бұрын
"Et tu, boo(b)te?"
@michelep7340 6 жыл бұрын
Captain Raymond Holt!!😂😂😂
@kroneyt1493 4 жыл бұрын
W: "How hard are you trying to not make a 'balls' joke right now?" H: "They're smoking." W: *_Visibly confused_* H: "Your balls. They're smoking!" W: *_Turns to pan_* "OH, no no no... they're browning too fast!" H: "Blue's the colour you gotta watch out for." W: "ENOUGH." I'm died.
@kroneyt1493 4 жыл бұрын
Also: W: "I broke my toilet." C: "....................... I'll get my tools?"
@davidjohn_va 2 жыл бұрын
House saves Wilson's balls and proceeds to say "That's the spirit!!"
@allesundmehr 5 жыл бұрын
oh god. captain holt is houses therapist!
@sanuku535 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most of nice house I have ever seen.
@steztoyz 2 жыл бұрын
"et tu booteh? 🤣 Only House could turn Cuddy into a Julius Caeser quote. 🤣
@Figgy_23 5 жыл бұрын
St th Brute? What a great reference by the writers.
@KimTiger777 Жыл бұрын
Cuddy: Thank you for dragging me into this. Me: Oh sweet! 😂😂
@FailureInSociety2007 3 жыл бұрын
I love house so much
@shuckol 5 жыл бұрын
click bait: the whole tv show is a funny scene
@jamestran1634 5 жыл бұрын
thumbnail made me thuoght it was masterchef
@LordOrio 7 жыл бұрын
They thogeder are so cute
@HectorGonzalez-qx9nk 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like this person saw just one House episode and included anything in it that made them laugh. It’s episode 3 of season 6
@KimsLantern 4 жыл бұрын
Here for the ball jokes. Lmfao.
@MrBellsa61 3 жыл бұрын
2:42 goddamn one of my favourites
@DasIllu 2 жыл бұрын
The part with the meat browning is actually true. However, usually it is done the other way around. If you want something to brown faster you can actually use backing soda (sodium bicarbonate). It is also used in baking. German pretzels are dunked in a soda solution (sodium carbonate, much higher pH). The manipulation of pH levels in cooking has a long tradition. That being said, please abstain from experimenting with hydroflouric acid and oven cleaners ;-D
@ashutoshchandra8744 4 жыл бұрын
Who knew Raymond Holt was a Psychiatrist before joining the 99.
@aririran7749 4 жыл бұрын
Me: reads title Funny house md moments Looks at how long the video is 4:54 Me: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!
@Fermifire 4 жыл бұрын
3:31 NO I CAN'T AHAHAHAHA!! 🤣
@rwplm Жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a new series where House, spends his new life as a chef
@ultra_axe7812 6 жыл бұрын
This video is way to short
@rcnelson 5 жыл бұрын
Hey! It's Doctor Gideon at 1:14. He also had an excellent medical show.
@Zoomer30_ 3 жыл бұрын
House helps the guy that looks like MacGyver cook by having a MacGyver moment.
@giovannymorales8761 4 жыл бұрын
Little did House know that his doctor was a captain at the NYPD
@peanut-7780 5 жыл бұрын
loved this shw
@Toongeek45 4 жыл бұрын
If someone offered me free food, my first thought would not be "It's too early!"
@arjouuh7129 3 жыл бұрын
Wilson: House, I'm home (Laugh) House: What, already? (Laugh) Wilson: YES
@shreyassarangi6106 6 жыл бұрын
Et tu, Bootay? XDDDD
@dengueberries 4 жыл бұрын
I think House realised he can't just "send out a few resumes" to change to research, and hence stayed in medicine.
@Sanguinarius9999 6 жыл бұрын
Umm, did he have a urine bag up his sleeve for the mug test at the end ? if i remember corectly ?
@djrahdj 6 жыл бұрын
Sanguinarius9999 3:59 , he has rolled up his sleves
@kevinwaag9976 3 жыл бұрын
If he had stayed on course on his therapy, he would have been happier
@GAMBANJUJJJ 7 жыл бұрын
damn singaporean censorship! I love the opening but I missed out on the ball joke...
@sage2734 7 жыл бұрын
Seriously 😂
@Punk3rGirl 6 жыл бұрын
GAMBANJUJJJ well that’s weird because I live in sg too and I distinctly rmb watching that ball joke on tv years ago...
@petrolandcoffee 5 жыл бұрын
never before have i seen someone who can pee in a cup and make it look so cool