Picard eating sandwich seductively
4:48
Hasselhoff crying
0:05
18 жыл бұрын
WHAT.
1:13
18 жыл бұрын
Пікірлер
@tomdumb6937
@tomdumb6937 27 күн бұрын
You all realize than wesley is his son, right?
@kdaltex
@kdaltex Ай бұрын
White bread 1 slice of Swiss or white cheddar cheese That's the sandwich
@AndyBluebear-fi9om
@AndyBluebear-fi9om Ай бұрын
02:11 "Was this before the Klingons joined the Federation?" Wait, what?
@PeterQuistgard
@PeterQuistgard 2 ай бұрын
ASMR sandwich
@ithink3979
@ithink3979 2 ай бұрын
Picard cuts his sandwiches diagonally. ❤
@user-oj7uc8tw9r
@user-oj7uc8tw9r 3 ай бұрын
I always like being around galactic riffraff
@romeroflores7576
@romeroflores7576 Жыл бұрын
... Man I wish I had a sandwich. 🥪🌌
@delavalmilker
@delavalmilker Жыл бұрын
Please---exactly what is "seductive" about Picard and Wesley having a quiet conversation over a sandwich? CLICK BAIT!!!!!
@AndyBluebear-fi9om
@AndyBluebear-fi9om Ай бұрын
Maybe the guy who posted it gets hot and bothered watching Patrick Stewart eating sandwiches?
@oobenoob
@oobenoob Жыл бұрын
In the following scene picard goes to the space toilet to jettison his entire catering platter of sandwiches out of his rusty sheriff’s badge.
@Youngstown529
@Youngstown529 Жыл бұрын
Crappy cold sandwiches.
@communitybirthcenter321
@communitybirthcenter321 Жыл бұрын
Not getting the seductive vibe
@randomuser1105
@randomuser1105 Жыл бұрын
Click bait. I came here to see P'Card eating seductively with young boys.
@rachelolvera9435
@rachelolvera9435 Жыл бұрын
I don’t see him eating seductively .
@gbpooky
@gbpooky Жыл бұрын
picard feeding me sandwiches. i would throw a nut off that
@randomuser1105
@randomuser1105 Жыл бұрын
Wtf?
@danpettis1675
@danpettis1675 2 жыл бұрын
is that a replicated sandwich or did Picard make it from scratch? those tiny finger sandwiches wouldn't do it for me. and taking tiny bites lol. I need a huge sub sandwich 😆
@BlueShift24
@BlueShift24 2 жыл бұрын
Picard likes his coffee prepared with a French press. A man of culture and refined education. 👍🏻
@ithink3979
@ithink3979 2 ай бұрын
Notice that he also cuts his sandwiches in the only proper fashion.
@BlueShift24
@BlueShift24 2 ай бұрын
@@ithink3979 triangular. This is the way.
@ladymaimai1
@ladymaimai1 2 жыл бұрын
Ok Picard didn’t like coffee in season 2 episode 2 of the Picard series. Yet he drinks coffee in this scene. Makes sense.
@AnticDuelist77
@AnticDuelist77 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t give a f**k what other fans say! Wesley was awesome! I had a huuuuuuge crush (no pun intended) on Wesley! He was super smart, sweet, kind, gorgeous, had great hair, and when he got older he had a fantastic physique for a kid that supposedly never worked out! What’s not to like? 🤷‍♂️
@tyjutsu96
@tyjutsu96 2 жыл бұрын
"Play DomJot, Hu-Man?"
@Artisan1979
@Artisan1979 2 жыл бұрын
4:32 Actually he kind of already did Captain.
@noahhastings6145
@noahhastings6145 2 жыл бұрын
"Where women are concerned, I am in complete control" - A boy who is not in complete control
@noahhastings6145
@noahhastings6145 2 жыл бұрын
"Computer! Gas station sushi please."
@chrispeplinski7306
@chrispeplinski7306 2 жыл бұрын
Funny how tapestry showed the fight
@kdaltex
@kdaltex 2 жыл бұрын
What is on their sandwiches?
@Rnzlr
@Rnzlr 2 жыл бұрын
So after scrolling through 15 years worth of comments, we still do not have a definitive answer (with proof) of what kind of sandwiches Picard was eating. (Episode: "Samaritan Snare")
@leptoon
@leptoon 3 жыл бұрын
2:10 - The Klingons never joined the Federation. Very odd, never noticed this error before.
@vysearcadia522
@vysearcadia522 3 жыл бұрын
About the laughing, Picard.... ....did it have anything to do with an entity having an IQ of over 2000?
@leesweets4110
@leesweets4110 3 жыл бұрын
2:10 Before the Klingons joined the Federation?
@Frohicky1
@Frohicky1 3 жыл бұрын
Eahrharht
@aramfingal5180
@aramfingal5180 3 жыл бұрын
2:10 The Klingons joined the Federation?
@BlackangelKatakuri
@BlackangelKatakuri 3 жыл бұрын
What kind of sandwiches are those? Perhaps cucumber sandwiches with cream cheese?
@margotrosendorn6371
@margotrosendorn6371 3 жыл бұрын
Learning the hard way always sticks! When I was a little kid, I snuck out of a playground to go explore the nearby woods. Then I fell onto a pointy branch that nearly took one of my eyes out. Between the horror of cutting an eyelid and the scolding I received, I never wandered off again...
@TheRealJuseBeats
@TheRealJuseBeats 3 жыл бұрын
Till this day when I make cold cut sandwiches, I think of this scene 😂. So weird.
@justinorwen1141
@justinorwen1141 3 жыл бұрын
Where's the shitter on the shuttle crafts?
@apollocreed5391
@apollocreed5391 2 жыл бұрын
They don't have one. Essentially, the shuttle's teleporter teleports the sh1t from their anal cavity and transports it out to space 😀
@malnourish9818
@malnourish9818 3 жыл бұрын
picards married to his sandwiches books and philosophy
@MattTheComputerGeek
@MattTheComputerGeek 3 жыл бұрын
Klingons joined the federation?, when did that happen?
@justingower4535
@justingower4535 4 жыл бұрын
“A trio of Norsicans came in. I then offered them a sandwich. Seductively. Shortly afterwards I put them each in a joint lock. Over and over and over..... shit I need to change my underwear.”
@briankillacky5569
@briankillacky5569 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what kind of sandwich they are eating
@dusty2366
@dusty2366 4 жыл бұрын
Mates, pals, chums... Picard is a bloody thesaurus
@Jake007123
@Jake007123 3 жыл бұрын
Reading a lot does that.
@shimatetsuo2019
@shimatetsuo2019 4 жыл бұрын
Half a sandwich and coffee?? No wonder Picard looks like he weighs 65kg. He should have what Data & Geordi eat. They both got fatter as the show went on. (Data to be “more human”)
@Jake007123
@Jake007123 3 жыл бұрын
Replicated food simulates real food but their nutritional values are always the same. That's why Deanna Troi could stuff her mouth with chocolate everyday and not get fat.
@shimatetsuo2019
@shimatetsuo2019 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jake007123 : Geordi, LaForge, and Riker got fatter as the show went along. Was it stress from away missions if never the replicated food??
@Jake007123
@Jake007123 3 жыл бұрын
@@shimatetsuo2019 That was the actors getting fatter, we are not supposed to canonice that unless otherwise stated. Data should technically be identical, for example, no matter what he ate. Also note how they all have multiple scenes eating and drinking non-replicated food along the episodes, like when they go to a planet and the locals give them their food, when they have social gatherings and eat food cooked by a person, and so on. It is not beyond the realm of possibility that is the reason why they got fatter.
@shimatetsuo2019
@shimatetsuo2019 3 жыл бұрын
​@@Jake007123 : Sorry, I meant to say Geordi, Riker and Data got fatter (I said LaForge twice in the last comment). Data's growth was somewhat explained in his episode with Dr. Julian Bashir. At least it explains why he got fat. Geordi got huge. Riker too. If replicators didn't do it, stress from exploring the galaxy had to have been the cause.
@Jake007123
@Jake007123 3 жыл бұрын
@@shimatetsuo2019 Yeah, stress, body transformations, transporters failures, many non-replicated food... The list is huge. It's a wonder they got to keep their same number of extremities at the end of the series.
@francisshortjr
@francisshortjr 4 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by the sandwich company 😁
@bratton79
@bratton79 4 жыл бұрын
Picard invented the term LOL and that fact is noticed by no one. Nausican: I just stabbed you in the heart Picard: LOL That's epic, this episode was great!
@mikeanglada742
@mikeanglada742 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious Looking Back!! :D
@blackfyre5158
@blackfyre5158 4 жыл бұрын
Ian Mckellen watches this scene to get off
@HAWKOBRIAN
@HAWKOBRIAN 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched this episode on BBC America..... Can you believe the bastards edited this scene for time! It's the best scene in the episode!
@ravenailshapasheek7244
@ravenailshapasheek7244 4 жыл бұрын
I like it.
@chrispeplinski7306
@chrispeplinski7306 5 жыл бұрын
So rare to see picard drinking coffee
@sheismymom
@sheismymom 5 жыл бұрын
this is amazing
@chadlyons9532
@chadlyons9532 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what kind of sandwiches they were enjoying ?
@MondoBeno
@MondoBeno 5 жыл бұрын
I always got the feeling that Picard missed having kids and thought Wesley might've been the son he would've if he married Beverley.
@BlackangelKatakuri
@BlackangelKatakuri 3 жыл бұрын
Same and I feel like this episode perfectly captures that .
@aramfingal5180
@aramfingal5180 3 жыл бұрын
He seems to think of his nephew Rene as his substitute son more than Wes. Though maybe he feels some guilt since he's the one who left Jack Crusher to die.
@BlackangelKatakuri
@BlackangelKatakuri Жыл бұрын
@@aramfingal5180 This is made evident when he's crying about the death of his nephew