Picard eating sandwich seductively

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wwconando

18 жыл бұрын

Hottest scene in television history.

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@gracewright6554 7 жыл бұрын

Picard isn't married,he's _ENGAGED_

@riotboi81 5 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@johnw2026 5 жыл бұрын

Haaaahaaaahaaaa! U win.

@pigeon1836 4 жыл бұрын

Grace Wright Get out.

@AllenBiggsTV 4 жыл бұрын

Lay in a course for Betrothal (maximum warp)

@beckywalters2 4 жыл бұрын

OMG ROF LMFAO

@talkinganimals 15 жыл бұрын

Oh, good. They still have sandwiches in the future.

@rendonrjr 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@brandongateman8240 3 жыл бұрын

Who made them though? I don't see Beverly anywhere!

@PR--un4ub 2 жыл бұрын

@@brandongateman8240 Boring.

@flippos 2 жыл бұрын

Oh hi Jupiter

@AnticDuelist77 2 жыл бұрын

Of ****COURSE**** they do! Centuries come and go, but sandwiches are forever, man!!!

@danaripley1200 5 жыл бұрын

This scene struck me as so cool back then. Here you have Wesley and Captain Picard having a real dialogue and enjoying lunch together. I think that's when I really warmed up to the show.

@rollerbladinggeek5507 4 жыл бұрын

Dana Ripley Why... did you want to have a warm dialogue with an older man?

@zt1053 4 жыл бұрын

Things definitely changed between Picard and Wesley after this scene.

@rollerbladinggeek5507 4 жыл бұрын

@@zt1053 how so honey?

@zt1053 4 жыл бұрын

rollerblading geek Wesley was not afraid of Picard anymore and started to view him as a father figure. Wesley even mentioned this in his last episode as a series regular

@danaripley1200 4 жыл бұрын

@@rollerbladinggeek5507 Meaning I wasn't into the show at first. Where's your head at?

@enricmm85 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to this scene we got that masterpiece of an episode called Tapestry.

@tonyfelder1206 5 жыл бұрын

"Tapestry", A classic.

@philb9015 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the after life Jean-Luc. .. You're dead.

@The_Bad_Guy. 3 жыл бұрын

That just goes to show you that no small detail goes unnoticed in this show. The writers of Star Trek TNG were brilliant.

@andrewxu3602 3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Bad_Guy. 2:10

@ithink3979 Ай бұрын

Q has such a granular sense of humor when it comes to Picard.

@Lazyguy22 7 жыл бұрын

I like how his vocabulary changes when he talks about his youth. With his mates in a dead rough place...

@Xifihas 13 жыл бұрын

Only Picard could speak so casually about a near-death experience.

@ComradePhoenix 2 жыл бұрын

It really only appears casual. Sometimes, a response to recalling a traumatic event is the stereotypical "THEY'RE IN THE TREES!" thing. Other times, its just breaking down in tears (like we saw in Family) or lashing out in anger (like we saw in First Contact). Still other times, its disconnected-ness.

@katakurifan5213 Жыл бұрын

Especially after the Locutus incident

@Ragitsu 6 жыл бұрын

Picard drinks COFFEE?! Does Earl Grey know that he's cheating on him?

@spacesoarer3627 6 жыл бұрын

Ragitsu, Lol! 😂

@DrCuriensapprentice 5 жыл бұрын

Earl grey: JEAN!!!! Picard: EARL GREY!! erm it’s not what it looks like Earl grey: SAVE IT!! I’m leaving, AND IM TAKING THE SUGAR WITH ME!!!!!!!

@difficultbastard 4 жыл бұрын

I'd never cheat on Earl Grey. As Picard often mentions, Earl Grey's hot.

@Ragitsu 4 жыл бұрын

@Ulrich H. French replicator?

@IristheVix 4 жыл бұрын

i think someone did a video that showed Picard only ordering Earl Grey like 6 times throughout the entire series.

@leiposuctie 16 жыл бұрын

this guy can deliver the most awkward lines ever thought up in showbizz, and make them masterpieces.....the only guy that outranks a number one, and bosses him around too!

@WebVManReturns 12 жыл бұрын

If I had a food replicator, I would totally use it for sandwiches.... No seriously. I would probably make the exact same sandwich with potato chips, and a Cherry Coke. Or root beer. Or Dr. Pepper.

@difficultbastard 4 жыл бұрын

Starfleet officer - "This is a replicator. It can make any food you desire from the various alien cultures in federation space, from klingon gact, to Romulan ale. Whatever you could wish for." Me - "Cool. Cheetos and orange Fanta please."

@katakurifan5213 3 жыл бұрын

@@difficultbastard I'd ask for sushi

@Whoopdido777 3 жыл бұрын

A White Castle Crave Crate for me. I’ll assume that in the future they can cure high cholesterol, high blood pressure and even melt fat away.

@Jake007123 3 жыл бұрын

@@difficultbastard I would ask for something to know how good it was at its job, and then start going down the entire menu of all alien food just to taste it, one different meal every day.

@chrispeplinski7306 2 жыл бұрын

I probably use the replicator for a nice steak meal

@_Mugman420 7 жыл бұрын

(Good idea for a video) 10 hour loop of Captain Picard eating a sandwich

@gracewright6554 7 жыл бұрын

_SEDUCTIVELY_

@Ragitsu 6 жыл бұрын

It is difficult for Picard to NOT do anything seductively.

@romeroflores7576 11 ай бұрын

Where can I find the loop video❓❔💤💤💤🌌

@JoTKirk 16 жыл бұрын

Picard's coffee spontaneously turns into tea when it hits his lips.

@MrRafaelBCK 12 жыл бұрын

I was an undisciplined, loud-mouth opinionated young man WAY out of his league... That talks while chewing.

@Carbabydoll 13 жыл бұрын

i love this ep, because Wesley is really there to look out for the captain , also what Picard tells Wesley is still one of the legendary stories he always talks about, and also relives the act again

@Amar7605 13 жыл бұрын

Tens of thousands of courses programmed in the replicator and Picard eats a white bread sandwich with coffee? What the hell?? I would have been, "Would you care for another filet mingon, Wesley?"

@Gamerkid2112 15 жыл бұрын

"When women are involved, I'm in complete control!" ...... ROFL.

@Siraj75 6 жыл бұрын

I think he's referring to the women he sees in those 'sweet meat' magazines!

@midknight9232 3 жыл бұрын

Was Wesley in "complete control" when he ogled Salia in " The Dauphin"?

@Artisan1979 2 жыл бұрын

I swear to God I used the same word as Picard did, and that was before I even knew the scene lol

@NyxFTW 12 жыл бұрын

Wesley was like the Shia Lebouf of the 90's.

@vardellsfolly5200 6 жыл бұрын

Only considerable less talented.

@spaghetti1641 3 жыл бұрын

@@vardellsfolly5200 I honestly thought they were the same person for the longest time.

@vardellsfolly5200 3 жыл бұрын

@Ucallit 71 I must ask. What makes you say that, good sir?

@vardellsfolly5200 3 жыл бұрын

@Ucallit 71 I am sorry, but what i haνe just experienced is.. many accusations, and surprisingly no proof to back them up. Is he a drunk? Seνeral times he was caught being intoxicated, indeed. But then again, the greatest majority of celebrities, and artists in general, are under the influence of substances or alcohol, not constantly, of course, but quite often. Nine Hells, eνe my faνorite actor, Antony Hopkins, was an alcoholic! Does that make the wicked?! Of course not, no matter how much some people insist upon that. Is he toxic? How one reaches that conclusion, if they do not personally know someone?

@vardellsfolly5200 3 жыл бұрын

@Ucallit 71 Again, being addicted to substances is not, and it neνer will be, a sign of a man's or a woman's quality. George Carlin was both an alcoholic and a drug addict. But he was also kind, decent, modest, goodhearted and worthy of respect. And hating the publicity in neither a good or a bad characteristic. Losing your anonymity and haνιng countless yahoos chasing you eνery day, causing you problems and grief is a nightmare. Now. Is he weird? All true artists are. Actually, from my experience, artists are eccentric, peculiar, and bizarre. But psychotic? Why? Asshole? Again, why? He neνer sought fame. He desired art. Sir Alec Guinness despised fame. People worshiping him as a god. All true artists do not desire popularity, but perfecting their art.

@TheCorsaire 14 жыл бұрын

It's not so much the sandwich, it's the sound of his voice that is seductive. :3

@TruDis01 7 жыл бұрын

When I first saw this ep, I made triangular sandwiches right after.

@romeroflores7576 11 ай бұрын

Thats crazy how a Star Trek sandwich scene can inspire ...🥪🌌

@bigleaguechew87 11 жыл бұрын

So this is where the "Tapestry" episode came from.

@nohozana 10 жыл бұрын

I cant believe picard was held down by three guys and penetrated. Well At least he got one of them down in a devious jointlock before one of his chums drew his ''weapon'' and impaled him through the back, but as picard said "curious sensation really, not much pain''

@infinitesimotel 9 жыл бұрын

nohozana Indeed, I would imagine picard showing this young buck a more gentle lesson in the 'hard' way of life.

@gracewright6554 7 жыл бұрын

Resistance was futile.

@mattb19830 7 жыл бұрын

Zeke Kyl - Z0

@zipeee1 6 жыл бұрын

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@northrupthebandgeek 5 жыл бұрын

He certainly felt a sort of giddy warmth.

@HarryPartridge 15 жыл бұрын

I don't know but I still managed to bash one out

@kdaltex 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you commented here?! Make an animation of this please!

@CountArtha 14 жыл бұрын

"Tapestry" is a terrific episode.

@podcastdoamer2200 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@aramfingal5180 3 жыл бұрын

Even though it contradicts Picard's story here? They weren't giving the Nausicans a wide berth in that episode, far from it, and Picard wasn't the instigator, his friend was (even before oldster JL tried to save his heart).

@PeyoteIguana 12 жыл бұрын

i love how he chews it like a little old man

@SciTrekMan 6 жыл бұрын

Picard eating sandwich seductively? Really?

@hafabee 15 жыл бұрын

Also, he takes one bite and then almost the whole sandwich is gone! But I do love the chewing at 42 seconds in before he's bitten into it.

@BlueShift24 2 жыл бұрын

Picard likes his coffee prepared with a French press. A man of culture and refined education. 👍🏻

@ithink3979 Ай бұрын

Notice that he also cuts his sandwiches in the only proper fashion.

@BlueShift24 Ай бұрын

@@ithink3979 triangular. This is the way.

@davidkosa 5 жыл бұрын

The replicators can make anything you want to eat........... and Picard chooses a sandwich?

@mvol5973 5 жыл бұрын

davidkosa ikr! Doesn’t that thing make steak?

@johnnysunday402 5 жыл бұрын

No bacon aside, this was the best damn sandwich he's ever had.

@johnw2026 5 жыл бұрын

Well if it'll make anything you want, why not a sandwich? Some days i want a good steak, some days spaghetti, and some days a simple BLT on white bread. :-)

@AndieBlack13 5 жыл бұрын

The seeming confusion points to our "not yet realized" , not yet experienced hypothetical future...What would YOU do if any food, any material thing, any experience (in a holo-deck), whatever you desire...is instantly available to you? Would you eat yourself to death?, fill up spaces with things you perceive as valuable?....an interesting thought for sure, how would we all react? We see many examples of this with hyper-rich individuals & their bizarre behaviour & acquisitions...many unable to shake off millennia of particular instincts.

@Deadpool_64 5 жыл бұрын

Not everyone has to have everything grandiose, Picard likes simple things.

@MondoBeno 5 жыл бұрын

I always got the feeling that Picard missed having kids and thought Wesley might've been the son he would've if he married Beverley.

@katakurifan5213 3 жыл бұрын

Same and I feel like this episode perfectly captures that .

@aramfingal5180 3 жыл бұрын

He seems to think of his nephew Rene as his substitute son more than Wes. Though maybe he feels some guilt since he's the one who left Jack Crusher to die.

@katakurifan5213 Жыл бұрын

@@aramfingal5180 This is made evident when he's crying about the death of his nephew

@JW-do2wc 6 жыл бұрын

This was a great background story of young Picard.

@mildlycornfield 11 жыл бұрын

Wes knows how to eat a sandwich like a normal person, yet still be able to talk. Picard can't. That's one way Wes is awesome.

@HowDidIGet3700Subs 2 жыл бұрын

Correct. But Picard makes you want a sandwich

@HowDidIGet3700Subs 2 жыл бұрын

Omg thanks for the thumbs up! Now I want another sandwich.

@ronodar 12 жыл бұрын

Friday night on the town for Picard: hit the clubs, get some space shots, insult some aliens, get into a fist fight, get stabbed in the heart, get patched up, and then sleep off the vicoden and booze

@ocerg1111 12 жыл бұрын

i like wesley more now than i did back then.

@alessiabazzurro 7 жыл бұрын

Every time Captain Picard calls Wesley, I keep hearing 'handsome Crusher' instead of Ensign Crusher

@Mimi-ge8nr 7 жыл бұрын

Alessia Bazzurro He is handsome

@Tjalys 16 жыл бұрын

I love the expression on Wesley's face after Picard says "impaled me through the back".

@turidoth 17 жыл бұрын

a rare glimpse of the sentimental side of picard

@Der.Kleine.General 5 жыл бұрын

1:17 Picard: _Oh, he's still a child, what a surprise._

@HowDidIGet3700Subs 2 жыл бұрын

I play this every time I eat a sandwich.

@romeroflores7576 11 ай бұрын

What a coincidence, I'm eating one right now ...🥪🥪🥪🥪🌌🌠

@miniroll32 15 жыл бұрын

I love Picards face as he hands out the napkin and stares at his sandwich lol soo serious, in Captain style :P

@amandamarve 11 жыл бұрын

Kirk getting stabbed= MAN RAGE! Picard getting stabbed= Curious sensation.

@TheReaverOfDarkness 7 жыл бұрын

Wesley getting stabbed = grabs the metal rod with both hands!

@thetwopointslow 12 жыл бұрын

"In fact, I do actually remember it... I LOL'd"

@bratton79 4 жыл бұрын

Picard invented the term LOL and that fact is noticed by no one. Nausican: I just stabbed you in the heart Picard: LOL That's epic, this episode was great!

@Carbabydoll 11 жыл бұрын

the rest of the ep is Riker and Laforge battling wits against a group of humanoid type aliens called "Pakled" who are kinda(a parody of Austistic, and baby behavior) and thinks they force the Enterprise to repair their ship, *for anyone who really cared to know about this ep* -.- and someone had to at least explain this, and no i did not seach this up to explain, this is one of my fav eps from TNG-.-

@halfdark000 15 жыл бұрын

Stewart does a class bit of acting in this. 'Sexy' didn't spring to my mind but the sandwich comment was funny as hell.

@DraculaCronqvist 12 жыл бұрын

Picard, greatest Star Fleet Captain the Federation has ever seen.

@RoronoaEmi 13 жыл бұрын

only Picard would laugh after his heart's been run through.

@JadeSune 13 жыл бұрын

The ninja put the bite back though.

@jerriannk.6404 11 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I was wondering what episode this was!

@berner 11 жыл бұрын

In the immortal words of Skeletor: "Nyeah!"

@Carbabydoll 11 жыл бұрын

You people talk so much shit sometimes, its obvious, none of you fans of Star Trek or don't care, this ep is called Samaritan Snare Season 2 ep 17,and this ep is basically first beginning of Wesley and Picard being close to each other getting to know this scene was made this way to show the relationship also that Wesley is going for exams and Picard was en route as well to Starbase 515 as well that's basicallly part of this ep,for story wise

@psphacker67 14 жыл бұрын

Blooper at 4:36. Picard hands Wes the plate with his left hand and has he tea in his right. Then after Wes grabs another sandwich, it shows Picard with the plate in his right hand and a sandwich in the left. One hell of a magic trick.

@aarontheman9196 12 жыл бұрын

i wasnt sensing seduction here, just picard telling a badass story. you shouldve labeled this badass story or something.

@justingower4535 3 жыл бұрын

“A trio of Norsicans came in. I then offered them a sandwich. Seductively. Shortly afterwards I put them each in a joint lock. Over and over and over..... shit I need to change my underwear.”

@malnourish9818 3 жыл бұрын

picards married to his sandwiches books and philosophy

@silverpenwolf 14 жыл бұрын

I'm faving this because of what you titled it XD

@HierophanticRose 13 жыл бұрын

He is so awsome he LOLs when he is impaled!

@ladymaimai1 2 жыл бұрын

Ok Picard didn’t like coffee in season 2 episode 2 of the Picard series. Yet he drinks coffee in this scene. Makes sense.

@heavyarms01h 18 жыл бұрын

"Cautious of long-term commitments." Anyone remember a certain James Tiberius Kirk?

@alucard1931 11 жыл бұрын

0:35 "Here" ::Picard tosses him a jizz rag::

@barneyffc 16 жыл бұрын

legend there is no other word for him

@sirjohnrambo 13 жыл бұрын

TNG needs one at least one more movie, Shatners crew was way older in star trek 6 and that was one of the best TOS movies

@slimak177 5 жыл бұрын

I love wesley's voice 😘

@Oiyuki 15 жыл бұрын

Picard: *om nom nom* Wesley: ?

@Pedro_Kantor 12 жыл бұрын

These sandwiches are too thin, just give me the plate.

@CoolsBreeze 7 жыл бұрын

Funny how these shuttles look nicer than the ones on Voyager.

@TheReaverOfDarkness 7 жыл бұрын

They're Galaxy class shuttles. Voyager has cheap rough Intrepid class shuttles.

@JH-su9vl 5 жыл бұрын

These were much bigger than the voyager ones

@johnw2026 5 жыл бұрын

If i recall my star trek lore correctly, the shuttle on Voyager were faster, and had phasers at least.

@nikothedog 15 жыл бұрын

The biggest thing about this video, is the youtube title

@wight1984 13 жыл бұрын

@Celinancc1701 At the time, they were playing with the idea that the Klingons had joined. You can also see a federation symbol on the Klingon display during the episode where Riker is on an exchange program to a Klingon ship (presumably an exchange program between Federation members).

@noahhastings6145 2 жыл бұрын

"Computer! Gas station sushi please."

@purpletactics6969 12 жыл бұрын

Sandwiches? Really??? If I had a food replicator, I'd have steak or lobster dinners every single day.

@oobenoob Жыл бұрын

In the following scene picard goes to the space toilet to jettison his entire catering platter of sandwiches out of his rusty sheriff’s badge.

@BicycleRider09 13 жыл бұрын

"I actually remembered it. I LOLed" xD

@Galactic123 14 жыл бұрын

lol this whole scene was old guy telling young guy: "One night stands ONLY, got it?"

@TheMadFedje 12 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna learn that monologue and reference it obscurely with the patrick stewart voice

@Amar7605 13 жыл бұрын

@BobbyTubes Regarding the release of waste, I think we all use a wide dispersal setting from time to time! :-) And I don't fear the Trek knowledge, but I sure do respect it!

@kxmode 11 жыл бұрын

Oh Picard, you tease.

@Lukergamer 13 жыл бұрын

@startrekkin1701 Wesley's more of a men guy, so that's why he's uncomfortable near Picard and not near women.

@markleneker9923 6 жыл бұрын

2:18 - 2:21 "We'll loop it in post, Patrick..." Lol

@jimmyboy99 14 жыл бұрын

He'sjust nomin' that thing.

@miniroll32 15 жыл бұрын

I love his voice too. I just don't understand why it's so likeable... Try listening to the Picard prank calls on here - they're so funny!

@Tranchera 16 жыл бұрын

He actually lol'd.

@FATE522 17 жыл бұрын

Well, interesting chat with Picard and Wesley.

@mjhenderson0 14 жыл бұрын

"Galactic riffraff" ^_^

@user-oj7uc8tw9r 2 ай бұрын

I always like being around galactic riffraff

@slashingraven 16 жыл бұрын

No, that episode you're talking about is after Wesley ditches that grey uniform for a Starfleet one. But this scene is neat, I never knew there was an episode before Tapestry that set it up. I just thought it was a random piece of Picard's history brought up out of nowhere.

@rachelolvera9435 Жыл бұрын

I don’t see him eating seductively .

@webs87 16 жыл бұрын

lmao man the title of this video alone made me laugh

@TheVideoRadioStar 13 жыл бұрын

What episode is this from???

@JayEey 16 жыл бұрын

As a young teen I always thought Wesley was the gay one. There was always something very awkward about him when around Picard, and I think Picard knew deep down about Wesley which is why he too is awkward. I dont think Picard is gay, just freaked a little bit.

@DarthKain0 Жыл бұрын

Picard is a raging homo.

@Newjourney14 16 жыл бұрын

sigh...because its the whole..."setting the mood" feel to the scene.

@gialla111 14 жыл бұрын

Picard is just macking on that sandwhich!

@mlpman246 6 жыл бұрын

I could go for a sandwich right about now.

@frother 15 жыл бұрын

galactic riffraff

@chrispeplinski7306 5 жыл бұрын

So rare to see picard drinking coffee

@Marsproject11 11 жыл бұрын

Bullshit. Picard laughed his ass off! That's even MORE badass!

@masterofall66 13 жыл бұрын

Oh man. Oh God. Oh man. Oh god oh man

@Klancer2 14 жыл бұрын

Rockynia, By order of the high priest of the Picard, you are hereby banned from all Trekkie conventions, and forbidden to ever request autographs. May Q have mercy on your soul.

@mikeanglada742 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious Looking Back!! :D

@BoopSnoot 14 жыл бұрын

Picard: Oh so "cocky"... too "cocky" as it turned out. *raises eyebrow*

@uofc57 17 жыл бұрын

Seductive? I see it as a conversation between a mentor and his protege.

@Foxstab 16 жыл бұрын

"Lunch with Patrick Stewart" Now there's a talk show I wouldn't miss for the world. A perfect British lunch: Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery and someone else I got stuck at the tip of my tongue. Kind of an exclusive club to get onto no doubt.