When he did the puff of air skit, he sounded like Senator McConnell.
@amymartin629023 күн бұрын
Ring around the rosie was about the black plague. So yeah weird songs 😆
@kevrink5605Ай бұрын
"I know. It's hard to believe... because I'm hot" I'm using that with every decade
@brandyellerbruck168Ай бұрын
Talk about bennie and the jets
@kangadilloАй бұрын
When I first heard "December" by Collective Soul, I thought "Just tilt my sun towards your domain" was "Just took my son on a trip to Maine."
@kangadilloАй бұрын
When I first heard "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal, I thought it said, "Kissed by a rose on the brain."
@kyliepollert8341Ай бұрын
How about "Michael Finnigan"? "There was an old man named Michael Finnigan He ran a race and tried to win again He fell down and bumped his shin again Poor old Michael Finnigan" Or "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly I don't know why she swallowed a fly Perhaps she'll die!"
@TheJoyOfELL2 ай бұрын
LISTENING PRACTICE Questions for English Learners: 1. According to Tim, eating a "Krispy Kreme" is like eating a ______? 2. In Tim's opinion, what is the sugar-free donut? 3. What was the first "diet soda" called? 4. What kind of milk does Tim have to drink? 5. What does Tim want to brush his teeth with? 6. What is supposed to crinkle up when you cook it? 7. Where does he say he has hair growing out of now that he's older? 8. What type of clothing did his kids tell him to put on? 9. What doctor did Tim have to go see? 10. What happens during a glaucoma test?
@Gooismine3 ай бұрын
"Mommas gonna buy you a billy... goat"
@SvanTowerMan3 ай бұрын
Ryan George's latest video brought me here.
@kupus66223 ай бұрын
His English rocker accent is spot on
@user-rc8bp1pf3z3 ай бұрын
I used to sing "hot as a seal" instead of "our lips our sealed" by the Go-Gos
@weirdboipete99043 ай бұрын
I think the Jimmy crack corn song is about slavery. I heard it in a Biggs Bunny cartoon and the lyrics are "My master's Gone away" and "The pony run he jump he pitch. He throw my master in the ditch." Pretty dark lmao
@ZimZimzim-hh8yb3 ай бұрын
I think it's hilarious when he says.Let me get this right if I kill a bird.I get some bling...😮 wat !
@willburbur37934 ай бұрын
Man, I’m pretty sure jimmy crack corn is just an old racist song
@GiraffeNana4 ай бұрын
I understand about the eyebrow hair! Plus women get that on our lip and chin!😂
@sherricoffman4 ай бұрын
Lol 🕊 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ThankYOU 4Sharing!!! ❤ 🕊 MuchLove
@bwhip5 ай бұрын
"Other dancers may pee on the floor, but my eyes dear, they see only you . . ."
@2Himgrateful5 ай бұрын
Crying laughing so hard! Thank you!!!
@morgannechristie5 ай бұрын
“You’re saying if I shut up I get a bird??” 😂
@chrissteed81707 ай бұрын
1:57 What about billy goats make you think Kentucky?
@johnslox28877 ай бұрын
Oof
@toddgilmore1188 ай бұрын
Don't go 'round tonight,... there's a bathroom on the right.
@Its_tiff34788 ай бұрын
This guy is hilarious. Every time before church service, the p.a people would play some of his videos before church and the whole church would burst laughing. He’s amazing.
@Moving_Forward2479 ай бұрын
Man I can’t watch sthg about eating a baby! Maybe I’m a stick in the mud. God bless Tim U make me laugh a lot but I can’t do an eating a baby joke
@michaelman95710 ай бұрын
My mother always changed it to "And I'll catch my baby, cradle and all."
@robbymounce576410 ай бұрын
I actually remember the first one ending in “And Jesus will catch you, cradle and all”………….… lol ❤
@michaellavery489910 ай бұрын
Times change. People are too sensitive these days.
@coreybarnwell262110 ай бұрын
tab! taaabbb!!!
@alexmccoy816711 ай бұрын
pop goes the weasel.. bawahahahahahaha
@eledhwenmare240311 ай бұрын
You correct turkey bacon by smuggling actual bacon into the pan. Also year three of turkey bacon in the freezer.
@Jackskellington910011 ай бұрын
The turkey bacon part is true...turkey bacon is gross
@jamiehsmart027 ай бұрын
Hello friend how are you doing today
@PhantomPanic Жыл бұрын
2:35 Jimmy smokes crack and I don't care. Jimmy smokes crack and I don't care.
@nbuehster Жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i6d8lZN_scCxY4E.html My mom and I loved this song, but now, I'm thinking it's basically an extended version of Rock-a-bye Baby.
@lowlightpiano7110 Жыл бұрын
Repent and trust in Jesus. we deserve Hell for our sins. For example lying, lusing, saying God's name as a cuss word and stealing our just some examples of sin which we can all admit to doing at least one of those. For our sin we deserve death and Hell, but there is a way out. Repent anf trust in Jesus and you will be saved. Repentence is turning from sin. So repent and trust in Jesus. He will save you from Hell, and instead give you eternal life in Heaven. John 3:16 Romans 3:23❤😊❤❤
@Hannah-K-7-14 Жыл бұрын
I don't know the name of the song but I think it's called Duh!😂
@Goldenbear_of_83 Жыл бұрын
We just gonna talk about the two most popular nursery rhymes we based off two deadly things
@surfn14 Жыл бұрын
Rice milk- farmer must have really small fingers!
@LeslieHiles-mn9fg Жыл бұрын
Great songs hallious...do it again love.
@LeslieHiles-mn9fg Жыл бұрын
Don rickels... humourous
@jeffmcmillan2617 Жыл бұрын
The baby's in a TREE!! - Tim Hawkins
@galacgacwatson3102 Жыл бұрын
There was one nursery rhyme that I uncovered thanks to simply piano that goes: Ladybug, ladybug Fly away home Your house is on fire, your children shall burn All except one, and her name was Aileen And she hid under the soup tureen This is a reference to how in 16th century Britain, a crop called hops was commonly grown. Ladybugs would live and lay their eggs in the fields of hops. During the fall, farmers would burn down the fields. And, a soup tureen is a dish for soup or stews.
@AceHermes Жыл бұрын
Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.
@penguinrea0088 Жыл бұрын
God has Blessed him
@trd4260 Жыл бұрын
When our now 23 year old was an infant I thought this same thing! I told my concerns to my Mom. I asked her who came up with these lyrics, and why are they so morbid!
@SomeIdiotGuy Жыл бұрын
NO ONE TELL EM ABOUT RING AROUND THE ROSIE AND WHAT IT MEANS
@rachelfisher5064 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ginajenki Жыл бұрын
Can't breath! 🤭😊😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын
The man is genius, AND HEEEEELARIOUS!!!!!
@NathanaelJacob-px6lu Жыл бұрын
His Matthew McConaughey combined with Forrest Gump impression!!😂
@Son-of-Gondor Жыл бұрын
Ever heard of Jack and Jill? They both fell off a hill. Jack broke his head but managed to go home to fix it with . . . vinegar . . . and brown paper! What happened to Jill? We’ll never know.