My mom always thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady"

This is halarious. I literally used to say,, "there's a bathroom, on the right!" When I was little, instead of, "there's a bad moon, on the rise!" That is so funny, I can relate so well!

Instead of the lyrics "Michael rowed the boat ashore"...I sang "My goat knows the bowling score". LOL

I forgot what the real lyrics were after watching this.

I remember singing about Kenny Rogers “four hundred children and a crop in the field.” No wonder Lucille left him.

I have a good one for you: For years, when Linda Ronstadt's version of "Ooo Baby Baby" came on, my cousin would sing, "I'm just a brown-eyed animal roped" (instead of "I'm just about at the end of my rope). To this day I sing the same words and my daughter loses it every time; she thinks it's the funniest thing. And for the record, I thought the lyric to "Rocket Man" was: "Rocket Man, burning up the headlights of pheromones"--whatever the heck that means!

the real lyrics: “I’m going way beyond myself” what I thought: “I’m pouring gravy on myself”

I caught this older clip at 5:30 am and nearly choked myself trying to keep my laugh quiet so I wouldn't wake up my husband. Inliterly snorted water out of my nose. You are too hysterical, Tim. 😂

As a kid I sang: Four callee burrs, three prenshuns, two internal dogs, and a partridge in a pear tree!!!!

Every fall out boy fan understands this a little to well

This bit and the later bit he does called "The 70's in 6 minutes" tell the truth. So much of the music of the 1970 was "What the...??" inducing.

Dude this is hilarious. Y'all know that "God is on the Move" song, where it goes "God is on the move, on the move, hallelujah; God is on the move in many mighty ways" I literally used to say "God is on the moon" but I thought that didn't make sense, so then I thought it was "God is on the roof" and somehow that made more sense lolll

Thank you Tim Hawkins for making me laugh each time I see a video of yours...

I love how he brings his jokes to life

When I was little I thought the chorus of The Birds and the Bees started off as, Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees and the flying chimpanzees and a thing called love. 😂

I went to school with a kid who thought Paul McCartney was singing, "When I'm six-feet-four." I said, "Vince, it's "When I'm 64." He said, "That's stupid." And it was.

when I was five I thought one horse open sleigh was.....one horse OPEN LEG...I belted this out very loud in a Christmas pageant....I still remember the looks on my parent faces....

I thought secret agent man was secret Asian man

Casting Crowns - "Let My Lysol Sing To You" (Let my Lifesong Sing To You)

"the horse with no brain".... absolutely howling now, at midnight!! Nearly woke my daughter :D :D :D

I been through the desert on a horse with no brain 🧠🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

My grandmother...... she heard Attention by Charlie Puth, and God knows how... she managed to hear "You just want a session! You don't want my love!" Instead of "You just want Attention! You don't want my love!" So my cousin tells her that those are the wrong words, but gets distracted and can't tell her what the real words are. Life goes on and we're in the car and my grandma starts singing: "You just wanna touch it! You don't want my love!" And we all screamed "GRANDMA!!" I think she finally has it, but... she's a piece of work.. she's a young grandma too, so it's not like it's just old age...

I had the national anthem messed up for years. Thought it was "The land of the free and the home of the bridge."

1:15 I always thought Tim said "Camels bones". He actually says "Carol's bones"

So glad there's a BABOON instead of a BATHROOM on the right 😂

Dirty Deeds and The Thunder Chief!

Maria Muldaur- Donuts make my brown eyes blue

I was this way with Lights by Journey I always thought the lyrics were "and the sun shines on my bed"

"Don't let your son, go down on me." "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy." "Big 'ol Jed had a light on."

"It's raining again, hallelujah it's raining again." - My Mum when she was younger

When I was little, they would sing Keep on the Firing Line. Part of the chorus said, never run or even lag behind. I thought they were saying, never run nor leave a leg behind.

The line my brother and I would purposely sing wrong from Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line." "Yes, I'll admit, I'm not fool like you ..."

"Other dancers may pee on the floor, but my eyes dear, they see only you . . ."

My mom got all mad when Gwen Stefani came out with, "ain't no hall of fat girls".... no mom. Just, no.

Stereos in older cars weren’t as clear and we also couldn’t google the lyrics back then. There’s a lot of songs I’ve sang wrong forever and probably still don’t know it.

I connect with this so much. :D

My dad just sings the wrong words to annoy me. Instead of “More than a Woman”, I get to hear “Four-Legged Woman”. I also get Medieval Woman(Evil Woman by ELO), a Spanish Soap Opera version of Bohemian Rhapsody, and others.

Got excited when you started singing Bad Moon Rising. Must admit was expecting to hear There’s a bathroom on the right but Baboon is still hilarious

Don't forget the Jeremaiah Was A Bullfrog song!!!!!

Anything by Elton John is difficult to understand.

I laughed out loud and I'm not an easy laugher because I snort and bray, basically.

When I first heard "December" by Collective Soul, I thought "Just tilt my sun towards your domain" was "Just took my son on a trip to Maine."

Tim, you forgot about "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

Alright, I used to the think the beginning of Brown Eyed Girl was, "Hey, Rodrigo"

I think we all sang, "Bathroom on the right" 😂

"There's a bathroom on the right"

This one ALWAYS cracks me up!!!!!!

So refreshing. Really funny without being profane. Just like before the Richard Pryors, and such. Not that he wasn't funny, but he and many others that followed used profanity as a crutch to cover for weak performance ability. That's what makes this much funnier...it's clean.

Well I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no brains! Lol!!

Captions: “Well don’t go around and I eat, but it’s bound to take your life. Theeeeere’s a baboon on the ride”

I think we can all relate to that 😂😂😂😂😂

My dad sings "all the singlett ladies" He knows its wrong, and thats what makes it funny

"The Rolling Bee" by Del Amitri was my favorite.

When I first heard "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal, I thought it said, "Kissed by a rose on the brain."

I always thought it was there's a bathroom on the right 🤣😅😂

And then there's that big hit from The Knack: MuhMuhMuhMuhMuh My Scarotum...

I forgot the lyrics to 12 days of Christmas and I said 10 Plummer’s pluming

When I first herd it I thought it was baboon on the right and so I started singing it and then my mom was like it's theres a bad moon on the rise and I was like but that makes no sense mom a moon can't kill you but a baboon can cuze its don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life theres a bad moon on the rise I even sometimes still sing that there's a baboon on the right lol

I use to sing the song..another one bites the dust... I would sing...another one box a dust...hahaha I thought it was odd, but I loved roller skating back in the day and sing another one box a dust...😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yes I once thought it was "I farted you farted we got the magic touch"

Never heard anyone sing the wrong words to a country song,,why, CAUSE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THEM ALL,,,,THE FIRST TIME YOU HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, apply that to ROCK...LMAO

THIS IS GOLDEN

Beatles. She got a tick in her eye

I used to sing "hot as a seal" instead of "our lips our sealed" by the Go-Gos

“Excuse me while I kiss this guy” instead of “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”?

first time seeing thie comedian and was crying as he gets to his brother than i lost it i woke the whole house up a 3 am

My work plays bad moon rising, and, all I can think of is "I see a baboon rising."

I always thought the line in a Justin Timberlake song went "I can see us on the countryside, Sumo Wrestling side by side" and I was like.....WHAAAAT! LOL

What the fuck lol I almost ate my jay Burning down the field with Caroles bones... 😁😂😯😶

"Hubcap Diamond Star Halo"

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

Buddy in school used to sing AC-DC DIRTY DEEDS as "Dirty Jean and the Thunder Kid"... AND HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT WAS CORRECT!! 🤣🤣

Years ago when Oak Ridge Boys.......Alvira was popular, at the table my sister in law would sing,"We'll fire ya up" instead of using Alvira. We sat there trying to not crack up, and let her finish the whole song. LOL

Bingo Jed Had a Light On....

It's not baboon, it's bathroom on the right!😅😂🤣

For years, I thought when I heard Margaritaville, where Jimmy sings, “It’s my own d*** fault,” I thought he was saying, “It’s my own grandpa.” My mom thought when he sings the line about a flip flop, he was singing, “I stepped on a pop tart.”

Don't go 'round tonight,... there's a bathroom on the right.

How about mishearing a line from "I'd Rather Have Jesus." "I'd rather have Jesus, than menopause."

So often I sit in the car and say to myself I've heard this song many times and still don't know what the words are. JOKE TARGETS.

I love Tim Hawkins. Dan&Geri😃

Great songs hallious...do it again love.

Everybody knows it's "there's a bathroom on the right"

Prince’s “pay the rent collete ,baby your much to fat”

I will never hear or think of, “Yummy yummy…” the same ever again. Tim is a “Rock it man.” As a Steed, “A horse with no brains.” is offensive.

This is too funny!

a little dark humor: what does Hannibal Lecter call an amputee? lean beef

i often do that in korean songs...i feel like the lyrics i sing were all totally made up by me but sounds similar to the original...

Friend used to sing there's a bathroom on the right 😂

"Well I get no doubt but I get up again"......looloolol....that's what I sang.....lol. (I get knocked down)

He looks like the guy from shrek do the roar

I think you'll find he is singing all the right lyrics, just not necessarily in the right order

Instead of "the night they drove ol dixie down" I heard "the night the drobo let me down". In those day car speakers were not too exciting......

Lol. I thought it was "There's a bathroom on the right"

I used to think instead "Bad moon on the rise" it was "There's a bathroom on the right! This is not a song but I dated a guy who had 2 sisters. Their names were "Claire Annette" and "Polly Esther!"

1:43 - 1:45 Just answered your own question, bro

NEVER knew them so WASEN'T hard to forget! My cousin is so funny 👁 could ⌚ him 24 7! Keep it up big guy U've been on a ro'll so don't stop now especially now that I know 👁have a 💰 relative!

Hannibal would have loved the zombies.. maybe they are his henchman.. they're always looking for brains..

Someone at my work was listening to "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", but I could've sworn that the words were "Dirty Deeds On The Jungle Gym" needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed when I found out that I completely misheard the lyrics.

Let me get the shampanmurshinpup....... dark times

I don't know the name of the song but I think it's called Duh!😂