Team Osha. She's going full Sith

Sick episode! Glad you guys were feelin' this one as much as me. And i appreciate the nit picks you do point out! Ya'll are great 🫂

This podcast is hilarious and informative and I have no involvement in its production. At least, one of those statements is false.

Ok, so I was wrong, and we were double-bluffed: Q-master turned out to be Darth Venom. Although if the Sith never reveal themselves as Sith ("except for that one time..."), then logically he's lying and can't be Sith... There were definitely some good bits in this episode. I liked that they killed off main cast people and not just redshirts - that definitely ups the stakes. Although it would have been better if we'd actually had some decent character moments in previous episodes so we felt more invested in them. The lightsabre battle was well done in general, but it felt undisciplined, especially for Jedi "masters", or at least fully trained ones. Jecki died an honourable warrior's death. But Yord died of disobedience. By not following orders, not only was he killed, but he lost Osha, whose protection was specifically his mission. Had he survived, he'd have been up for what we'd call an "interview without cookies"! Them walking off and leaving the dead on the ground at the end left a really sour taste. The Jedi are better than that. 180 million and a team of writers, and they end the battle with the bad guy carried off by giant moths and a "kick me" sign on his back??? I mean, that's the best they can come up with??? Sponsorship deal of the week: Lightsabres by L'Oreal... because we're worth it. I think if they'd combined episodes 4 & 5 into one 45 minute episode, it'd be pretty decent. As it is, I give it 7 triple Ds: Disobedient Dead Doofus. My prediction for ep 6 is that Basil gets the chop. He's the one that can obviously identify Mae. Also, Mae only has to kill Sol, who she's with, and she's completed her original mission. Job done, The End, book now for season 2...

Why did he not? Terrible terrible writing that’s always the answer.

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF THE ACOLYTE?

RIP Jecki! RIP Yord! PIP Pip!

qimaster doesn't make sense - Qimir won't be the true Master

Sol is going to die - this will be depressing by the end

What happens to the bodies outside who cleans them?

It was a good, suspenseful episode. Rating 8 triple Fs... force finger flick. I think Qymir is the master. Catfish, you know I love you but I have to take issue with your kill list double D... Daryl disparagement. At 77 he's in better shape than most his age. Yeah he's lost a step or two but still sings as good or better than any of his contemporaries

the issue is the actor who portrays Criston Cole is probably the worst actor in the whole show

12:31 ratings were down,cause the Max app is dog shit. I had to call costumer service to try to log in to my account,app wasn’t allowing me after the recommended troubleshooting

Yes, he is the worst cast member!

I feel like most lost of viewings comes more with issues with Max than the show itself. I know by experience they cancelled many accounts and asked for triple prices to uncancel them. So, yeah, good bye Max. I'm sure I wasn't the only one. Such a shame, but Zaslav does suck.

Only Aegon and Criston could be bad enough to make me cheer for Otto in a scene. Damn those two!!

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF EPISODE 2?

TEAM BLACK - Rhaenyra is my queen!

King Aegon would be a worst Hand of the King than Criston!

first!!!

We know for sure that the Dark force user... I mean THREAD user.. is not a male.

Its prolly harvey weinstein!

My money is on Trinity/Indara. Remember how we were all outraged that she was killed in the pre-title by a mere butter knife? Well . . . it was a fake! Why? well, it's been done before, many times. And.... Carrie Anne Moss. You don't hire that kind of actor and kill them off in the first 5 minutes (ok, Samuel L Jackson in Deep Blue Sea notwithstanding). Tim Robbins in Silo --- villain. So, the only really well know actress... of course she's the villain!

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I’m praying the master is jar jar binks

Kathleen Kennedy is the sith. Or Rian Johnson.

it's aight

And how the fuck were they supposed to have a child who'd maybe be 5-6 act that out?

Glad you guys are giving our boy Bazil so much love. Hopefully next weeks episode we get zero double H's. Hamsters Harmed. Check your washers and driers for little critters before running a load of laundry folks! 😢

Nice review

Fun discussion ty :)

Qamir is the masked acolyte. But the big bad sith is one of the two witch moms.

Hope that Alicent , Sir Licks-a-Lot and Lord Stumpfoot meet a swift demise.

Who do you think is The Master?

No matter which Star Wars show is on, I am always scared of their bad wigs!

I've become one with the Force

almost FIRST

What could Sol have done back at the coven village? That we'll still forgive him as an audience?

I'm so happy my favorite podcasters are back🙂 You've been missed. Thanks for being one of the few podcasts that isn't bashing the show for silly reasons. I rate the episode 7.5 quadruple Fs...Fiery fevered flashback frenzy. And the podcast is 10 triple Cs...carefully curated comedy

I was a little disappointed

You guys are great! Plus that Joffrey song is a banger 🤣

There was no way the production team was going to traumatize those child actors to give us a accurate Blood and Cheese scene.

I’m a little weirded out hearing how much more/less brutal the violence & torture of CHILDREN should be with this scene. I think it was brutal enough the way they portrayed it.

Phia did that reaction EXACTLY the way the I think the character Helaena would react (sans the blood curdling scream - but I'm ok with that). I totally connected with it as true to the character Helaena that has been established on the show.

What did you think of the premiere of House of the Dragon s2?

Team Smallfolk getting their sheep back!

Blood and Cheese was better on the show - less blood, more cheese