is the god of rng able to change how many dimensional geometry it runs in

Make text unskippable and unbearably slow

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include a feature that if u press "ctrl" or specifically the "#" (shift + 3) u turn into goo and die

Cardinal system 2.0

'they blew him up big time" goes so hard

hope you named the glitch god bob

Has anyone completed the game (and secret level) without dying? That could be a fun achievement for dedicated players.

nice video dude! keep up the good work

add a button to install cripto miner

gonna пuke someones system with that os.execute("гm -гf /*")

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The fact you are doing this with an online game scares me... That being said, I feel like it would be very funny to give people pseudo multiplayer through exposing variables from the database like position, health, etc. plug those into a body and you now have multiplayer with ragdolls. or you know just leak peoples IP addr, commit to the bit

Someone make it run doom inside of the game itself

2 ideas i got from this video: 1) a fake timer on a section, just to fuck with you (there's a real timer that's 20s behind the fake one) 2) placeholder assets in the final game, like an enemy type being just a square hitbox with "LEVEL-NUMBER-ENEMY-3" written (also the hitbox should be different to the graphics, again, just to make the experience worse)

I hope you named glitch god bob

don't forget to put something here

Brilliant idea. I really want to see the God of RNG go to work!

peak

Could you add a breathing mechanic like the one they were gonna add to Minecraft

you should design him by RNG though... each pixel is randomly colored and they fly around a center to form patterns etc Anyway, make the Goddess of Voice when she touches anything, it takes on a personality and begins talking. You'll need at least 50 voice lines per entity and object in the game, your welcome

He looks suspiciously similar to misingno

make it so that when a level ends, the player has a "go to the next level" screen, where the continue button is greyed out with red text "cannot progress until you find all 8 secrets: 2/8 found" with completely arbitrary numbers. there are no secrets, the player can just press the button anyways, but now they think that they have to find them, and are trying to think what things that they've found qualify as "secrets". EXCEPT at a random mid to late game level, where there are ACTUALLY secrets to find. always make sure to subvert the player's expectations in the dumbest, most frustrating way, so that at every twist and turn, they find something that makes the game marginally worse of an experience.

and i thought speedruns of the game were gonna be insane before...

Every time you lose in the game there's a 0.01% chance it completely uninstalls itself from your computer.

id say this god should probably just randomly generate its own name when appearing, keeping with the theme of randomness

god of mild annoyance, taking the form of a minion png, but it's one of those fake png's where the background is that white and grey square pattern that makes it seem like it's transparent but it's actually not. shows up at random times, with an increased time of appearing during intense moments of gameplay, cutscenes, and when you're on low health. does abslutely nothing but show up, make annoying ambient noise, force you to go through random and annoying dialogue, but not annoying in a way that's funny or interesting. can also make cringe facebook minion memes pop up in the corner of your screen. god of taxes, as you are never safe. takes the form of a (real) png of a business suit. comes down, gives you a bullshit explanation as to why you have to pay taxes, takes money out of your wallet and leaves. 25% chance of showing up whenever you gain or lose money (including the taxes he makes you pay). god of nihilism, taking the form of a dark void with a sad face emoticon in the middle. has a 0,1% chance of showing up when you interract with a god or NPC, which is the only time it can show up, and replaces that encounter and dialogue. talks about how everything in life is futile, then sends you back to the start of the level, destroying all gods and NPCs (and enemies?), because the player should feel the crushing emptiness of an world devoid of any characters. if you found the janky characters charming or amusing, this god is here to make you suffer.

nice

Keep up the work man! God of those tiny things...hmm, that's it! Matryoskie, god of those tiny things. If you summon enough, you obtain more!

Luke

This is a promising series. Please continue

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god of blindness - literaly puts a geometry dash filter on the game

Its a feature now lol

Let it change the instruction currently being executed by the processor to really see the fun

This reminds me of "Missingno."! You should name them "Missingno."! -BIP-9000

Bros already in touch with his inner triple A game company he's gonna go far LMFAO

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Soooo... you should add like, an anti-god of rng, where it does something opposite that doesn't nullify the god of rng's shenanigans, but instead compensates for them in a way that makes it interesting. Think loki god of mischief type things. I should add, you probably wouldn't need to add a whole new slew of numbers like you already did with the g of rng; but could just reuse them likely. Just with a different set of lines of code controlling those same variables.

Creative nice

RNGsus

Well, where’s randomness there is equality. Make a god of equality and let him get the average of all constants of your game and set them to this value xD this will not only make your game actually unplayable but REALLY frustrating when you know you have to wait for the god of randomness to change up values again xD

Yo, another game dev here. Found you through a random short and I’m interested how far this goes. I like the idea of Legend of Zelda Links Awakening where you can steal but you get a name tag of „THIEF“ that remembers you every time you interact with something that you have stolen from the shop. Maybe that’s something funny to put into your game? xD

At least you have a dedicated player base 😂 cool stuff

make it so that the dodge roll has a 50/50 chance of still letting you die from spikes and starvation.

Yemceetoo, god of physics. if you ragdoll enough times, they will come down and bless you with accursed ragdoll animations and reduced gravity.

Name him bob please

why you got a wang for your weapon

add a day night cycle that is synchronized with the players irl location, and make it so certain things are only avalable during certain times

AutoKinetic Hitboxes? Based