Let it change the instruction currently being executed by the processor to really see the fun

id say this god should probably just randomly generate its own name when appearing, keeping with the theme of randomness

RNGsus

god of blindness - literaly puts a geometry dash filter on the game

god of mild annoyance, taking the form of a minion png, but it's one of those fake png's where the background is that white and grey square pattern that makes it seem like it's transparent but it's actually not. shows up at random times, with an increased time of appearing during intense moments of gameplay, cutscenes, and when you're on low health. does abslutely nothing but show up, make annoying ambient noise, force you to go through random and annoying dialogue, but not annoying in a way that's funny or interesting. can also make cringe facebook minion memes pop up in the corner of your screen. god of taxes, as you are never safe. takes the form of a (real) png of a business suit. comes down, gives you a bullshit explanation as to why you have to pay taxes, takes money out of your wallet and leaves. 25% chance of showing up whenever you gain or lose money (including the taxes he makes you pay). god of nihilism, taking the form of a dark void with a sad face emoticon in the middle. has a 0,1% chance of showing up when you interract with a god or NPC, which is the only time it can show up, and replaces that encounter and dialogue. talks about how everything in life is futile, then sends you back to the start of the level, destroying all gods and NPCs (and enemies?), because the player should feel the crushing emptiness of an world devoid of any characters. if you found the janky characters charming or amusing, this god is here to make you suffer.

you should design him by RNG though... each pixel is randomly colored and they fly around a center to form patterns etc Anyway, make the Goddess of Voice when she touches anything, it takes on a personality and begins talking. You'll need at least 50 voice lines per entity and object in the game, your welcome

Brilliant idea. I really want to see the God of RNG go to work!

Well, where’s randomness there is equality. Make a god of equality and let him get the average of all constants of your game and set them to this value xD this will not only make your game actually unplayable but REALLY frustrating when you know you have to wait for the god of randomness to change up values again xD

Name him bob please

This reminds me of "Missingno."! You should name them "Missingno."! -BIP-9000

is the god of rng able to change how many dimensional geometry it runs in

Soooo... you should add like, an anti-god of rng, where it does something opposite that doesn't nullify the god of rng's shenanigans, but instead compensates for them in a way that makes it interesting. Think loki god of mischief type things. I should add, you probably wouldn't need to add a whole new slew of numbers like you already did with the g of rng; but could just reuse them likely. Just with a different set of lines of code controlling those same variables.

Cardinal system 2.0

He looks suspiciously similar to misingno