I once argued with a teacher that rattlesnakes don’t lay eggs, but give birth to a live young when I was 11. Adults are really fucking dumb. Not because she didnt know, but they refuse to learn. Hope she feels dumb

Mofo made an empty damn smoke alarm in their base

“my people doesn’t know englisgh”😂

Wandering traders : lets co-exist

Said

bro boutta boykisser the shit out of their mailbox

UNLIMITED BACONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAM! a Whole 300 Percent?

Noted

Finally someone spoke about this

Lets all storm Mojang, to find out their secrets.

The start was making me feel like its minecraft science but the title😂😂😂😂😂

Astonishing:

Spongeblock

I am utterly offended.

Casually updates to 1.21

Motion

This is the first video I ever have seen from this person, and I, with all my heart, say that you are now one of my favourites.

Wait, let my mans cook

That’s why we FUCKING SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR COPPER GOLEM

Well we are breaking the Geneva convention today😂😅 for Steve

they arent a full block

Honey is a thick liquid, slime is a solid gel

The honey block isn't a full block so the player sinks in a little.

as a minecraft builder i wholeheartedly agree

IN THE WORDS OF TODD HOWARD "it just works"

Ranbow 6 siege looking ass hime

it's not fucking raw

Guys gerg is going insane

Lol

honestly the second house didn’t look that bad

Is him saying, “U going to see this is my war.” Supposed to be him unironically referencing AoT?

I thought my dog would be safe with the new dog armour so I took it out caving. It ended up drowning to death...

Not cool

Gerg is the v-sauce of Minecraft

Pulling out the “Unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games” was the best move

Myles, blink twuce if he had you captive- Myles? MYLES?!

_gerg's gettting more unhinged than usual

I run an average of 200-250 ping and 29 fps so i like keep inventory

Actually, as a Christian, I wanted to say he didn’t kill them all he just divided all their languages and they couldn’t keep building

I remember this episode of game theory. Was back when you could see the end of their page.

It's not congratulation, it's extraordinary

20:35 these people are weak

Gerg is going into a descent into madness

Hi

i was thinking “isn’t that a bit impolite? some people do what they got to do man.” then you said “700 times” and i was immediately on your side.

Saying that Steve is a warcriminal, it's like saying that a demon is a saint

Honey blocks are just shy of a block bro cool your jets

“If they go on strike, we strike back” I want to start a company now

As a Dylan, and a representative of all Dylan's, he is not one of us.