I was at Anthrocon and ran into Tomar of all people. I instantly went ''Holy shit, Tomar, big fan! I loved you from back in the newgrounds days and now on oneyplays, great to meet you!'' and without skipping a beat he asked ''Are you armed?''. I was taken aback a bit considering the oddness of the question but I stammered ''Uh, well I support the right to defend oneself but no I don't have any weapons on me'' after which I saw the blacks in his eyes grow like a cat's eyes do when they spot a little mouse. Well, I don't want to get into what happened next but lets just say it took me 3 hours to type this out.

Lyle screaming "INTO THE SOUUUUP" as a witch gets me every time.

i love how Big Wakey doesnt have object permanence yet

The fuck are you talking about? LITTLE Tomar would kill me if he knew I saw this.

Tomar likes to call us his wittle pawns.

Pizza Guy bit is gold (and I don't mean what came out of Chris's ass)

What game are they playing at 6:31 (The Minecraft story) ?

i love how most of these are just the boys bullying tomar.

Just listened to this while experiencing the double head dragon

Alright, I'm gonna beat it to this, you wanted this

I love Lyle's Tomar rap

My dicedlexia was acting up so I read "Decline of humanity"

3:57

Sleepy cabin lore

Tomar’s undies compilation NOW

Fort Tomar must be saved and preserved for eons and eons.

What game are they playing at 16:10?

Cops wont do anything to stalkers period. They don't have to be an old lady.

How DOES someone make a pizza toxic without altering the flavor?

literally am so glad i got to experience this era in real time. no youtube channel has ever felt as fun as oneyplays with this specific trio.

investigate 3:11 "gyatt" said by chris

Holy fuck the mealmoth story. Sleepcast throwback

Dude I love Lyle’s first story so much

That last guy literally sounded like a psycho (couldn't read or understand emotions basically admitted he was at least considering hitting a woman because she wouldn't hook up with him and the woods part didn't seem right).

Dude was the reason Sanity Not Included was as funny as it was. Even more so because he knew when to jump the hell off that boat

“Ah dude I gotta get out of here Big Wakeys here” 😂 funniest bit

Pim?

The pizza story pisses me off, tired of little punk ass hindus buying up every fast food place and then treating people like shit

The story about Giuseppe is the same story as cotton eye joe... Giuseppe is cotton eye joe

Def eye drops on pizza

1:26 every time i hear this bit i think it's going to be a rendition of "Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig, Baby Monkey" and every time i am sorely mistaken and immeasurably disappointed

The worst era to be honest, im glad they dont really show up in videos anymore

2:18 I remember catch phrasing this so much 13:44 oh yeah this was the last playthrough before the Oneystays era

14:18

17:12

3:32 saving this moment of Tomar monkeying around

Do they have the same tomar on everytime or do they swap with the newer generations as the years go on?

Sonic goes to the real world!

If anyone is interested, it looks like the Italian man’s alias at the time he was in Wexford was Antonio Di Munno, he jumped into the river in Wexford after Italy won the World Cup in 2006, there’s an article about it in the Irish Independent online.

I like how the only thing "big Tomar" is trying to hide is the most incriminating things Tomar has done

the kickstarter bit is one of my favorite bits of all time it makes me laugh no matter how many times i've watched it

24:00 game?

Arctic was found dead with 28 shots to the back of head, ruled as suicide

Secret department of ADD is an underrated joke

Wtf i laid my eegs and another dinosaur stole my younglings

“And he”

They are morons for eating that pizza. Absolute morons, I would never.

The ending of the pizza story is one of the most comically stupid things I've ever heard... It's like a king drinking a goblet of wine poured by a guy who openly wants to take his throne.

Lyle’s first story is insane

"I wasn't thinking, I'm sorry" Oh, Cory...how typical