I'm sitting on a bed in the golden jubilee right now after having a Chinese delivery brought into me and I'm actually thinking that wee hoose rice and his family actually might have it correct if all the rice from the takeaways in Clydebank are like this !!!
@aanunkitch242614 сағат бұрын
I love you kev.i.n ❤😂
@grumblestiltskin909921 сағат бұрын
This is my anxiety to a T. Love a takeaway but sometimes it’s too stressful
@alanoneill306521 сағат бұрын
Jeez...Kev has a photographic memory!!!
@grahamgordon922822 сағат бұрын
The morning after a night out,if i could remember everything about it ,i thought it was a bad night out
@thomasloughlin59922 сағат бұрын
brilliant so true kev
@tigertiger1699Күн бұрын
What a talent 👍
@NatalieRayneКүн бұрын
F*cking BRILLIANT!!!!!!!👌👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣Don't drink anymore but can totally relate!
@olivierp9159Күн бұрын
I didn't know that
@tjanderson5313Күн бұрын
His Edinburgh accent was on point he sounded like my pal 🤣
@francis3221Күн бұрын
I used to end up in the hospital on heart monitors thinking i was dying in my thirty😂
@Henry_Quinn2 күн бұрын
Glasgwegians are so woke now, they like to insult others but they can't take a joke. They start throwing hissy fits.
@TheLifeEvents2 күн бұрын
This man is brilliant
@terryjones77782 күн бұрын
Im 40 in 5 months . 1 pint every 3 months is THE limit ! 😂
@SkyEcho72 күн бұрын
😂😂😂🤣😭
@allanwalsh41992 күн бұрын
I got steamin on Southern comfort the night before my wedding in 1997,I was 27,I nearly never got married,we left the venue to head up to Glasgow airport,went on honeymoon for a week and I was still dying when we got home,so needless to say ,I haven’t been drunk since,😆😆😆🏴👍🏼
@donnag41502 күн бұрын
Class man🎉
@lolabelle49597 сағат бұрын
Frikkin hilarious my man!!
@ParleX2 күн бұрын
Oh my Gosh this is brilliant! I just luv ye lad but not in that way you know hahah, no offence❤ Never heard such a presice description of me own 30+ hangovers👏👏👏 You need to write a book or smth💙🤍💙(sorry for so many hearts, a bit drunk right now, anyway slainte!)
@andreashaynes33462 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dorvita2 күн бұрын
Bahaha so true Kevin , so true 👍🤣
@deathcrunch90202 күн бұрын
What a hack.
@jabtv69012 күн бұрын
We are the foreigners. Everyone speaks “poon-Jabbi” 🤪🤣😂😂
@paulrobertson94392 күн бұрын
fantastic :)
@catzenhouse2 күн бұрын
Wellll....in my area we do have a high school that looks like a castle. Was once intended to be a hotel in the 1890's. Gun shots - yes, for that town, anywhere.
@shovington672 күн бұрын
The stage lighting looks like a blue quilted maple Les Paul guitar from the 1990's.
@tonymargiotta27453 күн бұрын
Pure gold 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@BosvarkDelta4 күн бұрын
Only fools took the vaccine 😂😂
@Viev20004 күн бұрын
Talk Glaswegian to me ❤
@kieronjohnson88345 күн бұрын
I'm here tae eet evrray crusp en thes hoose. " It starts off hilarious and gets even funnier. Just recently discovered this guy and he's a comic genius. He has everything. Timing, stories, the attitude, the asides, inflection, the gorgeous Glasgow accent. From Leeds and know plenty of Scots, hilarious nation. In my top 5 stand up routines of all time.
@jim_dubhglas5 күн бұрын
Then you must be a snowflake ❄️
@mummy93575 күн бұрын
Literally watched this sketch countless times and I just bloody love it... "you think that's impressive let me go find a blind c***"😂😂😂😂😂
@bitcoinmining63615 күн бұрын
Young?, you still got pre Covid grand illusions of World? hahahha, I bet the worse thing is for you bro, you could be funny as F. at the moment, just not got the Staines!!!
@alpacino1337 күн бұрын
Funny as fuk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@christinemitchell3907 күн бұрын
what's with the rishi sunak troosers Kev ?
@mattayc2669 күн бұрын
Growing up in the 90s was the best . Imagine today's kids going back in time and trying to live it pmsl 😂
@paulsbuildingandpropetyyma5449 күн бұрын
Wtf is Kevin McIntyre doing there ..He's not funny, not interesting, how he makes a living I don't know ? ... I wouldn't let him take the tickets at the door...
@jamierobertson98329 күн бұрын
In slang Afrikaans parra means a vagina.
@GregoreLopez9 күн бұрын
brilliant
@iffracem10 күн бұрын
Just imagine if the whole Jesus/Mary/Joseph story actually originated in Scotland.............. The last supper held in a Glaswegian pub
@jim_dubhglas10 күн бұрын
Times have changed (unfortunately), but Kevin's getting on as a true Scottish class act; making cracking jokes without offending anyone.
@user-el5hm8ij1b6 күн бұрын
He offends me
@remcovanvliet301810 күн бұрын
Who knew, that something that normally takes fifteen to twenty years of development and testing, can't be rushed through in six months and still be up to the same safety standards, ey? Yer windo'cleaner mate turned out not to be as stupid as you thought he was, now, was he, Kev?
@djliksu634113 күн бұрын
Long jumper convinced himself it's quicksand.
@ValaHough13 күн бұрын
I am not watching this KZfaq limited good quality for premium.
@mikeyp01318 күн бұрын
Eh?
@soggybottom346314 күн бұрын
God bless squire. I think you're a slaaaaagg. But the missus loves you. Wtf? 👍😂
@ralphcope422714 күн бұрын
This guy is a beaut!!!
@frantzypop148615 күн бұрын
A god sized green hat 😂😂😂 on which 10000 alpacas tap dance...
@alicemilne144415 күн бұрын
Hahaha, No matter how often I watch this over the years, Kevin is and remains a clevel wee bugger.He thinks and he makes you think.
One of my favorite jokes ever. First time I've heard it, bearly understood him😂😂 but still couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Brilliant act, brilliant joke.