Mosquitoes

We want to hear more of your voice

Fuck america

I wish my parents would become homeless

I hate my deadbeat parents. I never had a chance

Garbage family leads to homelessness

This is why I like 7 days to die. The lore from what is available through locations and decorations is that there was a massive flu epidemic (Loose Newspapers) and that a new cure was developed for it (Billboards) and was likely designed by Higashi Pharmaceuticals (POI) and they not only have contained zombies but the owner Karen Higashi (POI of her House) had an entire secret facility under her house where zombies were made. The military failed because the virus was in a Flu Medication, which likely was mass distributed to the troops and government officials.

AI voice: Struggles with Gasoline but can pronounce Cryptosporidium without issue.

Stephen Fry on QI "motorcycle accidents.": (Talking about a doctor talking to a patient in hospital) Doctor:"we have no corneas for your eye at the moment, but it's raining so we should have some before long" And he was serious about that, too.

I'm commenting this before watching the video (0:04) but: No-one would be taking care of nuclear reactors.... They'd go off.

My wound care skills would finally be respected.

I had COVID in October in 2023 and it felt weird. At first it felt like a regular cold and then the fatigue, aches, and sore throat got worse. And then I was having hiccups every 15-20 minutes, even in the middle of the night.

That teacher could get fired for that a teacher from my old high school actually got fired for this

Boss had to justify her existence by "correcting" my reports even if they were in perfect form. started putting a blatant mistake in each report and then if she made me correct it, id mess up some other part and resubmit it. id keep doing this until i wouod finally submit my original (correct) report and she would accept it without comment. took me months to train her properly, but it worked.😊

When I was a kid this one girl gave me 3 tiny safety pins with tiny colorful beads on it. Not wrapped or anything, just handed them over. Not sure if you'd call it the worst but it was pretty weird. We all know she was just there because my Mom threw the best birthday parties.

End sound sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK I'd let someone hire me if I thought my autism helped me jumped queues at theme parks

What is this "Zombie apocalypse " s**t? Get real

The tonsils story near the beginning reminds me of how I CONSTANTLY got strep throat in late middle school. I’d be fine for a week, the next week I’d be sick. The following week I’d be fine, the one after that I couldn’t speak because of my throat. The following week I’d be fine, the next even just swallowing saliva felt like I was drinking lava. I saw doctor after doctor who brushed off my symptoms until FINALLY I was able to get tonsillectomy!

Im not bad but im a follower of nurgle.❤

Will the real recruit miller please stand up, please stand up 😂😂😂😂😂

the usual zombie apocalypses will NOT collapse civilization fully, except for the Project Zomboid virus but that's the only exception

Most zombies would starve. Almost no one has much brains left after skuul.

Can't stop laughing about the Weed-smoking gamer lol.

Somehow it’s interesting that endangering children is not in the Ten Commandments. Very suspicious.

I grew up on the rough side of town, I had less than even most of the other poor kids, the one thing that pissed me off more than anything else is when rich kids would try to hang out and act like they was part of the struggle only to be picked up in an Escalade by a beautiful mom wear clothes so expensive we never even heard of the brand

As this video is four years old i doubt anyone will ever read this but heck way not tell my story It was not a student but a teachers assistant. She was just out right crap. A few years later I happen to see her and she told me that she was fired the year after I graduated and was currently unemployment and no school would hire her. As i was walking away i was laughing my head off in my head. A teacher should not be going around and bullying the students who where years younger than them.

The people thag get approved for disability vs the ones that don’t will never cease to amaze me.

What the heck was the point of this Reddit thread?

One of my friends I lost contact with shortly after high school called me out of the blue one day. We caught up and started talking regularly. He seemed like he was doing well. Graduated from college. Had a job and had a serious girlfriend. He lived 3 hours away so we couldn’t hang out in person . We talked on the phone once in a while but then he got sketchy. He would call me ALL the time. He would call me at work . Call when I would tell him I couldn’t talk. One night at 1230 am he called me 3 times. I told him I had to be at work at 7 and we could talk another time. He ended up calling me 3 more times. I distanced myself from him after that . At this point I had a wife and kids and was in the process of buying a house. About a year later he contacted me again. He told me how he lost his job , his girlfriend and he was living with his dad which lived about 20 minutes from me. He wanted to hang out with. I figured I would seem him to cheer him up. When I saw him I didn’t recognize him. He gained 50 pounds smelled . His room was a mess. We ended up drinking. When I mean drinking I mean I had one beer and he had 5 tall boy hard drinks . All he wanted to talk about high school, how shitty his life has been and a screaming match with his dad. He hit his dog with a broom for no reason too. We hung out a time after that . He started calling me non stop again . I made the mistake of inviting him to my place to cook out. He ended up being passive aggressive with my wife because she didn’t want me going back to his house . He ended up flipping out on me because I was picking my wife over him even though I’ve known him longer . I cut him off right then and there. It’s been about a year. Last I heard he’s still living with his dad and got fired from his job again

Hippie mom’s mama bear instincts kicked in

A lot of crew members feel entitled to the attentions of actors. Like just don’t job who cares about hanging out or greeting ?

did you know that there are 1000 calories in a pint of haagen-dazs irish cream brownie ice cream

The people that make zombie movies.. I don't think they're going to sit down and do everything that the fake voice just said or even think of.. of course there is a large holes but nobody's going to care.. you're just going to want to see a disgusting movie with The Walking Dead people..😂..

While I was hosting a birthday party for my kid I had another mom shove me out of the way so she could take a selfie with her kid. I was in the middle of helping my kid open her birthday gifts and the whole party ground to a halt

9:55 Wow, nice. Dude should still talk to his old friend though; she probably misses him.

"It feels like I'm part of a play where everyone has the script but me." And from what glances you get, the script isn't even good, right? I feel you, it sucks.

Well, that shows how unintelligent Stallone actually is, or at least how little capacity for judgment or assessing people he possesses given that Lundgren has a very high I.Q.

Gangs are for pussies

I downloaded hollow knight, Celeste, rain world, subnautica, pizza tower, ultrakill and some other games on the school laptops and made sure the teachers will never find out how to uninstall them. I finished school and it's still there. I built a legacy.

The girl that met the “being” full of love met Jesus Christ! There’s 1259585950 people with the same near death stories ! The Lord is just waiting for us to be with him 😭 how amazing !

"Your just a dense, irritating pest! another piece of burden!" I confessed to my crush on elementary.

4:31 they sued a family member’s work when they were killed at their job “to make sure their spouse was cared for financially”. Yet they kept millions of dollars awarded with no mention of giving the spouse or any of their potential children any of the money???? WTF sounds like they just capitalized on the tragedy and kept the money and when the people that were supposed to get the money found out they told them to pound sand! That’s fugged up!

The one where the employee calls him Anne Oakley is from the Simpsons episode The Cartridge Family

MCRDPISC- we were running in circles all day. Just back and forth. One Drill Instructor asked one recruit why he was running the wrong way. “Not that way!! The other way! Where the f are you going recruit! ZERO!!” You had to freeze and stand at attention whenever you heard that. The DI starts ripping him up and down. Finally he says “Well, explain yourself!” The kid is flustered as hell. “But…. fuckin…..” he knew he fucked up there and let out a miserable “dude”. The DI lost it. “Did you just call me a BUTT FUCKING DUDE?!?!?” I absolutely lost it. Along with half the platoon.

OJ Simpson is still the only black male in the history of America found not guilty of the deletion of a white woman, and people are still so damn mad about it 😂 Because people didnt believe the most crooked police department in the history of the nation was honest, and the jury wasnt stacked with police apologists.

>some people in China will pay you to educate their kids Have you guys ever seen Cabaret?

They are joking when a client is suicidal and depressed. Very damaging. You can become suicidal and sicker and suffer from selfalienation and isolation and loneliness. . Devastating. safe space is needed. They are uncaring.

😂😂

13:39, sometimes the ai voice is just downright diabolical. I was listening to this story about 24 kids and soldiers blowing up and I hear the ai voice go "the first thing I thought was 'gottem'".