This channel is my comfort space. I keep returning to it, hoping to see a new video. Alas!

I miss your reviews mate! Hope you are ok out there doing just fine! :)

Oh fun fact the biker zombie we see in this film that cut off the guys hand is the same biker who stormed into the mall with the rest of his gang and was turned into a zombie in Dawn of the dead

Cool intro!

Fun Fact, Joe Johnston was the director of the 1989 Disney Live Action film, Honey I shrunk the Kids.

You know, I could see why the production had to use CGI Models and Animatronics for the Animals that've come out of the game. Because if they used real African Monkeys, a Real Lion, a real Crocodile, real Rhinos, real Elephants, real Zebras, or even a Real Pelican, the audience would be unsure if they were really from the game.

Would you ever review battle Royale

Fun fact about Frankie death you can save him but it's only a feature in the choose your own adventure version of this film

"I want you to leave" is a smart way to beat him in my opinion. It's something super short meaning there's no room for twisting the gaurd's words.

I'm pretty sure ghost ship is a remake of death ship

The family would not be freaked out at the security guard coming back to life. They are just happy to have him back.

OK, the casino wishes everyone the best of luck. The Dude said that he wishes this nightmare to end. Different entities making different wishes.

I think the whole Rube Goldberg type stuff is death trying to make sure that the victim can't escape, since they escaped one time it doesn't want them to slip away this time. Hence why the first guy gets the cord wrapped around his neck so he can't escape, why death stabs miss Luton as many times as possible since she's still moving after the glass and why it might go for the quick 100% fatal kills when possible, like with the bus and decapitating Billy, we see it acting the same way in final destination 2, making sure it has someone before killing and doing the quick kills where possible.

2:08 She acted like her dog pissed on the floor, not a dead person coming back to life and attacking people.

Miss you man. Hope everything is okay.

I blame the misogynists for shitting on this epic film. It's fantastic and sure beats the mindless Vin Diesel, Van Damme and such like non-stop, non-story, manly-muscle rippling, crotch-bulging action flicks they seem to love watching.

Where you at bruh! You haven't post any commentary in awhile

I really enjoy these reviews, but I have to correct you on something - There's no such thing as "an unnecessary tit shot"...

Just finished watching the 2022 Hellraiser. I enjoyed it lot more than I expected. Although its far from perfect I really liked the concept of the box changing configuration. It was a lot better than rhe previous 6 films 😂 would love to hear your thoughts on it

How do you think this firm would have been in the world where they did keep with Brian Denis Cox?

Anyone recall all the cults/churches people did open up all over the place in the mid late 90s leading up to the year 2000. Was it due to the year 2000 and people getting weird, or the change in tax? Someone please do a vid on this. Most of their bit was about the year 2000, so I guess when nothing happened, it all did fall apart.

apparently cube got a remake

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This is a solid review of the film. My only quibble is that you calling Paul (T.J. Miller) Abel.

wait hold on a second at 11:19 the laser room is empty and at 11:24 the bodies are back

Ya know, there's something to the idea of being wished out of existence. Imagine if this movie was about the girl being manipulated by her boyfriend, and the Djinn, into making wishes, and at the end when she realizes just how crazy things are, she wishes that her boyfriend had never been born. Or that they'd never met. Sure, it would re-use the paradox ending of the original, but it could have been a more interesting story than this.

There is a subplot that is revealed in the deleted scenes, also in the R rated cut, where it's revealed that Hill can hypnotize people. He was behind the Dean expelling Dan, also helps explain how he controls the reanimated.

The nerve of having Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga play these 2 grifters is a fkn joke! If Grace Zaborski from Twin Peaks played Lorraine it would make more sense. And Ed looks more like Tom Arnold and nowhere near Wilson!

It never made sense to my why the vampires were almost instinct. I get the lycans have a track record of being able to beat them in a fight, but follow this beat: Both vampires and lycans can add to their numbers with a single bite with a 100% success rate, as long as they are not of the opposite race (not counting those of the Corneus lineage). I can understand Lycans not wanting to increase their numbers rapidly in the first film. Lucian's mission was to broker peace, which would be harder to do if he couldn't keep a reign of everyone. Makes perfect sense! The vampires, though? They've stated several times that their numbers are dwindling. That they're an endangered species, basically. So why don't they go on a "campaign drive" of sorts and convert as many as they can! I know some are bound to bring up their food source like in the Daybreakers movie, but unlike in that movie, the vampires were able to develop synthetic human blood since the first movie, so what's the point of them holding back?! The vampires clearly have the financial resources to funnel into R&D to make it airborne if they wanted to. That's why it would make way more sense to have it where they began infecting the world to turn everyone into vampires, and the lycans escalated in kind. That way you now have a very public world war where humanity is now threatened with extinction and Celine is the one trying to save them and broker a peace treaty, continuing Lucian's mission. Now that would have been an awesome Underworld sequel!

Best intro 😂

Regarding the BS about the first lycan coming out of his 600-year prison like nothing happened: What's sad is that the writers already had an interesting idea in their back pocket if they had even bothered to look. You know how the head vampires kept themselves in those chambers for centuries looking all mummified? They could have had it so this was the lycan version of it! Hell! They could have made it the very first one of its kind! It would make a lot of sense, too! Not only would this have been made by the vampires, obviously, but it would make sense to put a super strong werewolf in suspended animation since he's in a 600-year-old stone prison with no guards or even a regular maintenance staff. And not forgetting those who come out of that suspended animation required gallons of blood to literally rehydrate themselves (for vampires, anyway), you could have it be the same for the lycan, if with a different food source. In fact, have the "food source" be Michael! Have it where learning about the hybrid is Markus' call to action. After so many centuries, there is at last hope for him to free his brother from his prison while also restoring his humanity. However, the amount of meat/blood that would be required to restore his brother would kill Michael. Furthermore, there's an equal chance that it may turn his brother into an even worse abomination that would allow him to create other feral lycans from not just people, but vampires and other lycans as well. Feral lycans that are immune to both silver and sunlight. The chances of whether it'll indeed help Markus' brother or doom the world is 50/50 with it killing Michael a 100%. Setting up a villain arc where Markus is too blinded by his love for his brother, resentment for his father, and his own guilt & regret to listen to anyone, following blind hope! This way you continue to build on top of the plot from the previous movie (if indirectly), you give Markus a compelling motivation, up the anti with the real global threat, and adding some personal stakes for Celine!

"Y is for YORICK whose head was knocked in." How did that happen?

Did the first Underworld review get taken down? I can't find it.

Nicol Williamson sure loves popping up in great sequels that flew under the radar, he was in this and The Exorcist III AKA Legion.

If Jax was going to be in a cube film, it should've been as a captive/survivor; a wisecrack who holds some shitty beliefs that drives a wedge between him and the other characters.

This is super minor, but I am curious how thoughtography translates to Ju-on. Or are the two coincidental? lol Second, I am curious what would happen, if say, a young Amish individual were to watch the tape during Rumspringa before deciding to return home for his baptism. Would Samara still be able to reach them, or would she be shit outta luck? XD

Who ever stated in the film that the craft that the Blair Thing was working on was a " space ship"? Its more likely a hovercraft of some kind.

So thinking about it what would happen if say the person who woke up the Djinn died before he could grant the three wishes, he'd basically be stuck as the rule is he specifically has to grant three wishes of the person who freed him, but if that person dies then he literally can never accomplish that. Surprised the movies never tried that.