the shake weight, helping women improve their hand jobs since 2009

Matt's look on the thumbnail tells me he tried to buy hair growth pills on TV.

The mall near me had an "As Seen On TV" store. We used to go in every so often just to see these things in person.

Number 2 might actually be helpful when working in medicine Nurses, Doctors and Carers are ALWAYS losing pens.

SOUTH PARK: "How about a workout."....DONE... "Here is some cab fair."... "Now going to Sleep Mode."

The Pen, pasta pot, blanket, potty putter, and uroclub all did what they said on the tin. Stupid ideas but you got what you paid for. You can't realy call them scams.

If passing gas causes a divorce, then the marriage has more serious problems-than passing gas.

The Pasta Pot is actually really good. Out of this whole list of things it is the one thing that makes sense.

9:17 ''but hEy if yu wanna lose some pOunds, sometimes you just gonna- rIdE tHe sNaKe hUuUeEuUhH'' *oh*

you didn't cover "male enhancement". ever read the fine print on the screen in their commercials? "effect only lasts while taking product" that's not growth. that's swelling. see a doctor.

I actually got the "Magnescribe pen" ...but I got the Magnescribe deluxe. This one holds my pen , wallet ,sunglasses, reading glasses, cell phone , house keys , car keys, my daily vitamins and allergy meds, pocket knife, driving gloves, water bottle, flash light, dog whistle, umbrella , city map, and my change purse.....ALL at the same time. It's a real life saver. AND , because I called RIGHT NOW , they sent me a SECOND Magnescribe Deluxe for FREE ...I just had to pay separate shipping.

Omg every 2000-2006ish kid wanted those “power bracelets” I saw that and just looked back at my child hood😂😂

I need one of those marriage blankets, my man's farts could hospitalize small children. his ass is utterly toxic, I wonder if it comes in a sleeping bag version

"Okay, we need need new crazy product ideas, come on, what do we got?" A pen attached to a necklace. "Not crazy enough" Let's add a digital clock. "Perfect" How I imagine that went down.

I have a sauna suit... in the car emergency kit. It snows here

I remember my mom had bought one of those sauna suit thing when they first came out. She had gone for a walk on a mild day at the park. It was like 70°. And when she came back, she was exhausted and said she felt like she was going to faint. So she never wore it again and tossed it in the garbage.

Golf while taking a crap, talk about a hole in one.

shake weight a.k.a the meat beater simulator. " 3 years later " good lord 😳. Thank yall lol.

Whoever "invented" those bracelets must have played too much RPG.

Shake weight was made by a group of 12 year olds

I like how he slyly advertised his book while talking about the potty putter

Yep, because it's definitely farts that are ruining marriages. Not financial problems or infidelity, but farts...

When I was a teacher, I attached my pen to my lanyard and wore it around my neck. My colleagues frequently teased me about it, but they never ceased to borrow it at a moment’s notice. This idea should have caught on. 😂

The built in strainer should have just been an option for a lid for regular pots

Pasta pro is actually ok. Some of the products shown are stupid but not scam.

Just because it's a stupid or unnecessary product doesn't mean it's a scam. The magnate pen is silly but it looks like it functions as advertised.

Personally, I would like the pasta pot. Trying to dump a pot of boiling hot water into a strainer lying in the sink isn't ideal.

Shakespeare was right, fools and the money are soon parted! (Hamlet act one, scene three)

I just realized that The bracelet I'm wearing is the power balance bracelet, I just got it from my friend and kept wearing it. I had no Idea 😂😂😂😂

SHAM WOW, YOU'LL BE SAYING "WOW, I GOT SHAMMED" EVERY TIME

The strainer pot doesn't deserve to be here it's overpriced and kind of "No duh " obvious but it does what it says it will do

Ahahaha I actually have a pasta pot like that. I love it. All water comes out and not 1 piece of spaghetti. I have used it for years.

That clock/pen combination would have been great for when I was a crossing guard. I could have written down a license plate number or told kids the time without having to dig out a pen or my phone in cold weather.

Wtf, I still see people wearing those power balance bracelets 😂😂

In defense of the sauna suit, it was originally invented for people like boxers who wanted to drop some water weight for a weigh in, or competition body builders who wanted also cut water weight in order to appear more cut. It wasn't originally marketed as a "weight loss" device.

Sham-wow should be on the list. We bought them at band camp to clean the barracks (to see if they actually worked) and they weren't as useful as Tshirt at cleaning up messes.

The Shake Weight is so scamful, South Park made an episode about it.

I remember when the power bracelet came out and saw so many people with it. There were even knockoffs too. I thought it was the silliest thing ever

"Less Taco Bell, MORE veggies" = less stinkier farts. But in reality, Taco Bell has more vegetarian options than any other fast food restaurant lol

The activated carbon fabric is real. But it’s what the military used to use until we got upgraded suits in about 2004. The military bio/chem suits were made from activated charcoal.

He should've done hair growth commercial as a intro

Matthew, I have to say...although I agree with almost all of these, one has truly made a difference. I bought a Wolfgang Puck version of the pasta bowl. I HATE getting out the strainer, and it's so bulky. With my straining lid, it seriously has changed my life, haha. Less dishes, less mess, and quick pasta!

The pasta pot is actually pretty awesome. I've grown up using those pots, and they really do come in handy. Are they super necessary, no. But it's about 150% more useful than anything on this list combined.

“Rocker bottom sole” sounds like a new metal genre

I just turned to an episode of South Park that featured the first scam product.

Isn't it ironic how right before this video started, an ad popped up for a special hair solution? 😅

I'm so glad that I never wasted my money on any of this nonsense.

*"Collapsible Heels"* yip that doesnt sound like a safe shoe.

dear KZfaq, the ads in the middle of the videos suck!

On the power bracelet commercial the kid shooting the basketball missed, you can barely see it with the editing but if you watch you can. 😂😂😂

God, this one cracked me up with the sarcasm. Any time we get sarcastic Matt, I just melt into a puddle of chuckles. Keep up the funnies, man.

Ahhh The marriage blanket, decommissioning Dutch ovens since 2012 😂

I like this guy in a time when youtubers spend half of video talking about them self or day....this guy gets things done n at the same times trys to keep videos short

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

The magnetic pen has been around a long time. I had one in 2002 when I worked at the hospital. Kept people from stealing my pens. Doctors had them. Nurses had them. It really is useful

He makes me laugh so much and yet when I watch his creepy content he has the very serious side .... Excellent content and presentation!

ironically we bought the potty putter as a joke gift for my dad he actually uses it from time to time

If you look closely at 4:51 the kid throwing the basket didn't even get the 3 pointer 😂😂😂

"Hi, Billy Mays here!"

I remember all of these infomercials... Damned insomnia xD

Matthew you scam us with your Mr Clean ads all the time!

When I was a kid I wanted to know what Paid Programming was because it was on every night on every channel. One night I stayed up late just to watch it and I was disappointed XD

The marriage blanket cracked me up! I’ve been married for almost 30 years and I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous as one of these blankets. I just turn the opposite way when my husband passes gas in bed. 😂

You used to be able to get exercise in a bottle - ephedrine.

*forgets to close the golf club*

I said this to my sister when I saw the Potty putter " The Potty Putter, the device that lets you make a hole in one while you make a hole in 2" she was laughing so hard

"Dropping the kids off at the pool" "Taking the browns to the super bowl" "Releasing the blind otter" "Making a deposit at the porcelain bank" "Building a log cabin". And other such euphemisms

The Orignal Space Saver Space Bags and the Snugiee are the Best EVER! LOVE IT!

tbf the magnet pen was good for my aunt who's a nurse

How do those people even do regular things when they cant even use a pen.

I seen athletic bracelets be up to 55$usd in stores. I was kicked out of the store when I gradually showed them how the bracelets were just a modified (with a shiny sticker) version of the worded rubber bracelets you can get out of gum ball machines...

For the Potty Putter, I'd like to quote Roger Lodge: "Yeah honey, I'm just in here playing with my putter!"

When I was in wrestling in high school, one of the dudes was told to use a sauna suit before meets to qualify for certain weight classes. It didn't work out that well lol

I want someone to photo shop Matt's face onto a lemon

Apparently you have never been around when my hubby lets one rip! 😩😩😩😩😩 That blanket is not a bad idea!

OMG this guy has to be the most enthusiastic youtuber I've ever seen! Thankyou for the laughs at 11:45 at night. I subscribed.

Thanks for the laughter ; God bless you !

Lol i bought a shake weight from a garage sell just because of south park

I remember buying those bracelets, and eveyone in my school had them until the truth surface It was still an "ok" fashion thingy xD

My favorite part of the Pasta Pro commercial is the part where she's trying to carry EVERYTHING to make spaghetti at once and then everything just falls away...because, ya know, everyone does that. DERRRRRRP

me: * tripping while watching a video * Bald dude: Did you know that-- me: *Woah* **o**

my mom has those shoes...

I won't lie, that marriage blanket might come in handy with my husband's gas. I don't know about spending that much money on it, but they might be on to something

POOPY GAS 😂😂😂😂 my neighbors sister was like 4 years old and always called farts poopy gas 😂😂 I thought it was the funniest thing. I haven't heard anyone else say that except her!

You need to do a scam alert video on the Light Acne mask sold by Neutrogena and the red LED nose probe.

Where can I order Matthew's teeth and Bald head?

I havent laughed so hard in so long. I cant thank you enough for helping my mental health....lol

Those thaw-plates worked pretty good, flat metal plates with grooves that let the cold descend quickly. Then, I found a cold stove coil does the same thing 😊

We have 4 shake weights at my house.... and none of them give me cab fare

I had a Pasta Pro and it was awesome.

I tried the Ponds waxing hair removal system in 2000. It was interesting that the infomercial said you could even eat the sugar wax. So I paid $25 for a small tub of waxing sugar, which is exactly the same thing as sugar-free honey for $6. Also, once I found out how painful waxing is, I never tried it again, and went back to just shaving.

Marriage Blanket: Save your marriage from farts! My grandpa: Has a farting problem. My grandma: still married to the man 40 years later.

Acutally there are quite a few pills that will make you lose weight, they just happen to be prescription (for severe cases only), or black-market, and most are pretty bad for you. Basically stimulants that act as appetite suppressants (anorectics), and increase metabolism (e.g. fen-phen, amphetamines, etc). They work if you can get a hold of them, and if weight loss is more important to you than a functioning heart, and an array of other health issues.

The pasta pot actually is a pretty good idea

I bought the Potty Putter as a gag gift for a friend of mine and his laughter was well worth the price I paid for it.

This was well done & hilarious!! Made me have a good laugh!

The golf club was pitched on shark tank and actually got a deal-as a gag gift!

In response to the potty putter, I just casually watch Matthew Santoro videos when on the John.

this made me laugh thank you hugs huugs

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Matt made me laugh my ass off with some of facal expressions when he was talking about that pen