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@driceyt42527 жыл бұрын
Being part of the notification squad has its benefits.
@laurijokinen61207 жыл бұрын
DriceYT What is it tho?
@driceyt42527 жыл бұрын
Raegan Smith yeah, sometimes I get notified twice.
@personof_40557 жыл бұрын
MY NAME IS reagan smith
@green_man86257 жыл бұрын
Please don't hate me but... What is the notification squad!?!?
@nikb60297 жыл бұрын
... only benefit I see is being able to watch his videos about a half hour earlier than others
@JessiekaIsANerd7 жыл бұрын
My dad tells this story all the time of a burglary that went wrong in his hometown. A local man (who was notorious for conning people out of pain killers) decided he wanted an easier way to get his fix. He went to the local pharmacy, shimmied through the AC system, and made off with a bunch of pain meds. On his way out, however, he dropped his shoe while trying to get back out through the air system. Somehow, the police could find no DNA on the shoe, and were seemingly at a loss. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. The day that the pharmacy opened back up, the robber strolled in and asked for his shoe back... Genius.
@drwoo60907 жыл бұрын
JessiekaIsANerd 😂😂😂😂
@f1scherman7 жыл бұрын
JessiekaIsANerd Wow. Must of been high or drunk or something.
@damnson46477 жыл бұрын
a guy stole a womans phone and then months later sent her sent her a friend request with the very same phone she immediately recognized him and called the cops
@izzykatgaming24687 жыл бұрын
LOL What a moron XD XD xD
@Shebeast37 жыл бұрын
omg what a clown
@norabarrett58446 жыл бұрын
Actually I heard of this guy who tried to break into a store by throwing a brick at the glass, but it was bullet proof so it bounced off and hit him in the face😂😂😂
@charlottemcfadden41056 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahahahaha! What a dumb guy!
@Anino_Makata6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, nice!
@ibryce36346 жыл бұрын
Kind of like threatening a guy who is armed with body armor xD
@puertoricanbookworm46506 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something my sisters and I would do if we tried to become criminals.
@kai_winchester_666 жыл бұрын
that's hilarious lol
@maschiefondasoda3336 жыл бұрын
“opEN THE DOOR MAN I WANNA GET OUT” “You-you can get out, it says ‘pull’” “aiNT NO TIME TO LISTEN, fiX IT”
@alexhood28865 жыл бұрын
Are you a fnaf animatronic?
@The_WhitePencil5 жыл бұрын
no he is not, because they are not real. neither are any of the people in the story, FNAF animatronics are not the only things made up or not that can stutter.
@alexhood28865 жыл бұрын
@Cyrsclin I just love old day I don't like all new cartoon, video game. etc there something about past I love but don't know for sure what is it about past and old ways of doing things?!
@megarayquaza90545 жыл бұрын
@Cyrsclin the living tombstone keep it alive but it failed
@megarayquaza90545 жыл бұрын
it was worth a try
@historygonewrong86146 жыл бұрын
My mom was a branch manager at a bank and one day she comes home with this story. Some guy attempted to rob her from the drive-thru window by passing a note in. The entire staff proceeded to surround the window looking out and laugh at him as he drove off embarrassed.
@wrestlingfan31173 жыл бұрын
Guy: *passes note in* Your mom: *confusion* Guy: *Looking impatient* your mom: *realizes it* Hey guys this fool is trying to rob us! Employees: What?! Your mom: Yeah. He trying to steal by giving this note! Employees proceed to go the window and laugh at the wannabe robber who is shrinking down in embarrassment. He leaves and everyone mockingly waves away.
@historygonewrong86143 жыл бұрын
@@wrestlingfan3117 lmao. Nah, the teller called her and her coworkers over. But very accurate in how they handled the joker. They all read it pointed and laughed at him through the window. He got embarrassed and drove off.
@jerm_7 жыл бұрын
Now do a Top 10 SMARTEST Criminals in the world.
@Compilationoclock7 жыл бұрын
MatthewSantoro you are the coolest and best youtuber ever love ya ❤️
@MegaFirefox3607 жыл бұрын
x JayAyeWhy already done
@o1iviav7 жыл бұрын
x JayAyeWhy yeah but if they are so smart, they wouldn't get caught, therefore we don't know about them. (:
@marcocavaco23827 жыл бұрын
number 1 is hillary clinton
@sandbakk777 жыл бұрын
If they were smart, they wouldn't be criminals in the first place.
@abbey-marieslatter90217 жыл бұрын
A guy in Texas got out of prison, for drug related chargers. He was out of prison for less than 2 weeks, when he decided to text his drug dealer for some marijuana. However, he accidentally texted the wrong person. Instead of texting his drug dealer, he texted his probation officer. The probation officer notified the police, and when the police searched his home they discovered a wide variety of drugs, and he was quickly arrested and placed back into prison.
@drwoo60907 жыл бұрын
Abbey-Marie Slatter must have been on speed dial!! 😎
@99mrpogi6 жыл бұрын
How about attempting to steal the flat screen tv of a police station?
@ireniaferrufino16156 жыл бұрын
Abbey-Marie Slatter XD That's why you should double-check who ur texting....
@Jackferrett67816 жыл бұрын
You mean his parole officer. Probation is the exact opposite
@PlaysLikeARecruit6 жыл бұрын
two unnamed carjackers in California ran from the police, eventually fleeing from the car and hopped a fence to get away. that fence led to their arrest as they had unwittingly jumped a fence to the grounds of San Quentin State Prison.
@Relujak6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jaymiranda74576 жыл бұрын
NO WAY IS THIS TRUE OMG I'M DEAD
@puertoricanbookworm46506 жыл бұрын
Please tell your joking, because I really don’t want to believe that humanity has come to such an all time low.
@unknownbyself6 жыл бұрын
PlaysLikeARecruit The irony is strong with this one.
@mildredpierce45065 жыл бұрын
How can someone unwittingly jump a fence with razor wire and guard towers?
@maritzaramirez50835 жыл бұрын
“Yeah I got the billy bat we taking this fool down” my favorite sentence Matt has ever said. This is why I love to Matt your awsome
@celticanmations29633 жыл бұрын
My favorite is. " Welcome to the family here's a picture of a raping from his weird gift video
@TheJackleOfWallStreet3 жыл бұрын
I love the bro do u even shift meme 😅
@christinegreen62557 жыл бұрын
It looks like the 2 marker guys were trying to dsiguise themselves as Batman and Ironman
@ragamuffinrae7 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@stevensmith6997 жыл бұрын
Christine Green They probably were
@GeometryDashDyno7 жыл бұрын
Christine Green I think you mean "Blackman" and "Tyroneman".
@stephenfiler32047 жыл бұрын
Christine Green Holy shit. You're right.
@TheEpicProjects300K7 жыл бұрын
Christine Green I think this was the inspiration for a scene in the Dumb Criminals movie
@MrDOCTORDERPY7 жыл бұрын
one guy once logged onto his Facebook profile on a computer in a house he was robbing and forgot to log out
@mikemagnus94477 жыл бұрын
Wow... what a derp... LOL!!
@AlienWizard697 жыл бұрын
MrDOCTORDERPY i saw a video about that once XD such an idiot
@MrDOCTORDERPY7 жыл бұрын
Yuh YuhYuh not that I could find on KZfaq
@Superblueman7 жыл бұрын
At That Moment He Knew... He Fucked Up
@penelopepetite22287 жыл бұрын
I remember that story :) You can't get any dumber than that. This comment should be pinned
@sarahwalker53196 жыл бұрын
My mom's husband told me about a guy in Ohio who tried to rob a gas station with a snake. A SNAKE. ANd not even a poisins snake. True story.
@damnstupidoldidiot87766 жыл бұрын
Your mom's husband, don't you mean your dad?
@sarahwalker53196 жыл бұрын
No. My mom got remarried a few years ago.
@99mrpogi6 жыл бұрын
He got bitten by his own snake?
@yinyang36816 жыл бұрын
I'm from Ohio and I can honestly see someone doing that.
@sarahwalker53195 жыл бұрын
@@99mrpogi no. The guy behind the counter told him to go.
@Azriel8846 жыл бұрын
My favorite one was the black marker on the faces... Just classic...
@ludonymous5263 жыл бұрын
Also my favorite.
@phosphenousdreams37917 жыл бұрын
My parents used to be police officers and this is the story: There was a man proven for 2nd degree burglary. My mum was sent to the scene where she had to chase the criminal through the town. After chasing him over a mile, he turned a corner and disappeared. After a quick scan of the area, she tracked him to a house where she entered. Upon entering the building, there was a bang of of a window opening and shutting. Bursting into a room, it turned out to be the house of the man's girlfriend who had been *ahem* doing stuff to celebrate the 'success'. So she bolted after him, chasing the *naked man* through the streets of town. Eventually, he was caught and arrested though the scene is permanently etched into her mind.
@marwansobhy70507 жыл бұрын
oh....god your mom has a stomach of steel
@phosphenousdreams37917 жыл бұрын
jaguarstar 90 I know. I don't know how she survived that. 😂
@Treachometric7 жыл бұрын
I dont believe it was your mom who did that can there is a story about that already out there for a while now, bt now i think of it, it may of come from her :/
@kai14rrryt575 жыл бұрын
What’s a MUM?
@monst3rslay3r2 Жыл бұрын
@@kai14rrryt57 It's the British version of "mom". Basically means the same thing.
@talitakoomi7 жыл бұрын
When I was younger, I went out dancing at a club with my friends. It was smoky, hot and crowded, so I decided to go get some fresh air between sets. I went out a side door and a man hustled up to me and stuck a knife in front of my face demanding that I go to his car with him. I was TERRIFIED!! I turned to face him and said, "Oh! It's YOU! You scared me! I saw you inside, didn't I? I thought you were SO hot, so I followed you out here! We should party!". He looked surprised, and then happy as he lowered the knife and apologized for scaring me. I laughed and said that it was okay since I just LOVE bad boys. (I DON"T......and I was scared to death!) Then I made him promise to wait for me while I went back inside to get my jacket- which he readily did, all smiles. I went back inside then RAN to the biggest bouncer I could find and told him what had happened. He was an off-duty cop. He called the police, grabbed another bouncer, then went to confront my would-be rapist out where I left him. They had no trouble arresting and cuffing him and found he was carrying 2 large knives and a ,45 semi-automatic on his ankle........and lots of rope and duct tape in his car! When the cops showed up they found that he had just been paroled 2 days earlier after serving 7 years for sexual battery. They took him away; I turned to my friends and collapsed into their arms and started shaking. Then I threw up! To this day, I have no idea how I knew what to do in that situation. It was like it was automatic. All I know is that I am so glad that I was able to think quickly and walk away unscathed. The moronic loser rapist was sent back to prison for a mandatory 15 years. Good riddance to nasty rubbish!
@drwoo60907 жыл бұрын
talitakoomi wow. That must have been scary. Not sure most of us would think that quickly!
@waddledee83877 жыл бұрын
talitakoomi That guy was an idiot. You on the other hand, did a great job.
@najeewilson89427 жыл бұрын
talitakoomi your smart! so your are really hot?
@mediumraretunafish96217 жыл бұрын
talitakoomi All the balaclavas in the video and the word semi automatic, ITS TOO MUCH FOR ME. But yeah ignore that joke, but seriously, how did you do that? Like if I was able to go to clubs yet I would have just ran away, but I can't run very fast.
@sonadowfangirl308697 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, you handled that perfectly! I don't think I have ever read of someone doing something that badass before! And that while you were without a doubt scared shitless! You not only saved yourself with your quick thinking, but also future victims!
@lukerigdon16116 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite criminal story: This guy had the bright idea of robbing a store directly across the street from a police station. He walked into the store, grabbed a pack of cigarettes, and booked it out. He then found that when he got to the get away car, he had locked his keys in. He ran back into the store and told the cashier that it was a joke. He was not amused and dialed 911. The guy managed to get fifty bucks out of the lottery machine and ran back to the car, seemingly forgetting that his keys were still in there. For a third time, he ran into the store, grabbed a broom, ran out, and smashed the driver seat window. By the time he pulled out the police were on his tail. He got a few blocks away before crashing the car and running into a ditch.
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
My GOD
@maxxard79924 жыл бұрын
YOU were the guy
@BanishedSilentShadow33186 жыл бұрын
criminal: hey man I just robbed a store. guy: oh wow really? criminal: yep I stole 50 dollars from the cashier, 3 monsters, 4 bags of chips, and a pack of cigarettes. guy: oh wow. criminal: yep but I was hot wearing that mask so I took it off. I hope that security camera didn't got me... guy: that's very interesting. hey you wanna know something? criminal: what? guy: I'm actually a police office on break and you just been charged of robbery. criminal: fuck..........
@EnclaviousFiraga5 жыл бұрын
........Run
@lisajones29365 жыл бұрын
Lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@lovisasigurjons95885 жыл бұрын
That guy is so dumb. Did he seriously just tell a guy that he robed a store!!!!
@squashfortnitefan5 жыл бұрын
Reaper lol
@megarayquaza90545 жыл бұрын
RUN.......
@bluebell5606 жыл бұрын
If he ever made a sequel to this, it should be called "10 More-onic Criminals"
@garagegoblin87883 жыл бұрын
It took me a second to understand it, but THAT WAS GOOD.
@coryscorgis7 жыл бұрын
Bruh. pushing a pull door...that somthing I'd do to be honest
@mustafaalkafaji93477 жыл бұрын
sky full of nightcore
@ernestochang17447 жыл бұрын
actually the push/pull is a concept many dont understand if done correctly on the doors (many many people install these incorrectly at stores) it can prevent someone from leaving in a hurry like the guy who rebounded back into a stand full of energy drinks its even safer if they dont write which way the door opens
@daniellus45497 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't notice it even after THREE hours, though?
@coryscorgis7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Lus I'm a idiot but I would've put two and two together
@GrimmShadowsII7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure just about everyone has done that once or twice, just not to the degree of the robber in the video
@pinkdeimos5 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t no time to listen, FIX IT!” 😂
@McPlot286 жыл бұрын
In the city of about 12k people, Conneaut, Ohio a guy broke into a home in the middle of the night and robbed it. He escaped on foot. It had just snowed that night so all the police had to do was follow his foot prints.
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
HA!!!
@karlfinke72547 жыл бұрын
In Berlin some Guy once robbed a jeansstore and just put on his new stolen trouser and left his old one with his: Phone, Credit- and Health insurance card at the shop then some time later he went back The police was already there 😑
@tziuriky867 жыл бұрын
How about the burglar who logged into his own Facebook account in the home he broke in, and left it open after he left?
@marivicgarcia68206 жыл бұрын
jhhahahaha
@Jetfox9676 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pt68125 жыл бұрын
Criminal enters a house Me pull out a gun Criminal: "This is not Walmart,my bad"
@Herowebcomics3 жыл бұрын
Or "That's illegal!" XD
@myguitartwerks78257 жыл бұрын
Who else heard of this guy who dressed up as a plant to rob a bank?
@christineparis56077 жыл бұрын
Chicken Permission I saw a guy on "Worlds Dumbest" who tried to rob a store by holding a palm tree in front of himself...
@wendymyers19347 жыл бұрын
christine paris i saw that too!
@hlelo_wrold7 жыл бұрын
christine paris someone say chicken permission
@williamlopez71477 жыл бұрын
theres a criminal who who got himself arrested for the reward money
@f1scherman7 жыл бұрын
William Lopez Yeah, and I think the sentence was 50 years, no parole.
@leticerichardson93805 жыл бұрын
My brother tried to rob a pharmacy. He tried robbing the pharmacy wearing a pair of sunglasses and a baseball cap. He was highly intoxicated . He told the family he thought he was invisible. He was trying to rob the pharmacy for more drugs. He got caught because the pharmacy was in the back of a convenient store. The people in the facility knew because he grew up in the neighborhood.🤣😂😅
@arctic97254 жыл бұрын
That's ruff buddy. But also halarious 😂🤣
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
No offense but I'm surprised your brother isn't on this list XD
@pramuditob38046 жыл бұрын
Did you know about the robber who called the bank to prepare the money, because he wanted to rob it? Which then the bank called the police and waited for the robber to come.
@shadowthehedgehog47375 жыл бұрын
It's just like a pizza chain, right?
@DemonQueen94827 жыл бұрын
A guy taped some tree branches on his head to disguise himself as a tree to rob a bank.
@atalentlessidiot78727 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Ruiz You're fucking kidding me.
@DemonQueen94827 жыл бұрын
I wish xD
@friccle_6 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Ruiz .. STUPID
@turnstilerockets6 жыл бұрын
To your surprise, trees can't actually walk! Dumb criminal! XD
@mrbenoit50186 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Ruiz "police arrest innocent spruce"
@shinysmeargle20377 жыл бұрын
There was a criminal I saw on the news once. Can't remember his name but he broke into a pizza place in my town. They showed the security footage on the news that morning and he used a rock to break the glass window, ran over to the counter and stole the tip jar instead of going for the cash register, and then he forgot which door he came in from and tried to exit the door that was locked. He ended up knocking himself unconscious from trying to ram open the door and was arrested.
@iranoutofideas71144 жыл бұрын
He was arrested for trying to out pizza the hut
@kitsunered91356 жыл бұрын
There was a guy who dressed as a cow and took milk from a store.....
@LuciferXFallen2906 жыл бұрын
redfox29662 I remember that. It was at a Wal-Mart
@punisherlee6 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@puertoricanbookworm46506 жыл бұрын
This actually sounds like something my sister would do, and I would probably end up having to bale her out.
@theluckygamer105 жыл бұрын
Irony at its finest
@bananatime6495 жыл бұрын
I would do that but I would buy the milk
@flintwildpants87106 жыл бұрын
My school had to go into a code red (Code hide in the corner because a criminal's about) for about half the day. On the way home, I noticed the dollar store nearby was missing a window. That's right, some idiot tried to rob a Dollar store. Not a Walmart, not a Target, not even the few spaces away Royal Farm! Amazing.
@omardaoud17 жыл бұрын
man I laughed my ass of when you had to explain that a permanent marker is permanent 😂😂😂😂
@omardaoud17 жыл бұрын
off*
@Saareem7 жыл бұрын
You know, you can edit KZfaq comments?
@omardaoud17 жыл бұрын
Did not know that
@Ozark1157 жыл бұрын
A B C D E F G Gummy Bears are chasing me, one is red one is blue, one is chewing up my shoe. Now im running for my life, cuz the red one's got a knife.
@aremeich45257 жыл бұрын
Leebryan Dimas-Johnson Lol
@capitanorotta90607 жыл бұрын
Leebryan Dimas-Johnson L0L
@schmenkspeedtyping2187 жыл бұрын
LOL
@user-xd9ie5vq8z7 жыл бұрын
christine paris haha
@tomkim96177 жыл бұрын
Leebryan Dimas-Johnson bring a gun
@vibingwithvinyl5 жыл бұрын
About 2,5 years ago there was a case in northern Finland, where a couple broke into a pawn shop. The lady then came into that same pawn shop on the following day, trying to pawn the items they had stolen. What a stroke of genius that was.
@ebenuke5 жыл бұрын
I heard about a man who tried to violate his probation by breaking *into* his local county prison.
@canadiangamer47623 жыл бұрын
that is really funny
@lukebuckley3167 жыл бұрын
I heard of one I don't know the name but he threw a brick into a window. Unfortunately the window was made of Plexiglas and the brick just bounced back into his head rendering him unconscious until the police arrived.
@Scrapyard24c6 жыл бұрын
If I remember right either what you said was a separate incident, or it was a failed attempt by a car thief in Ireland when that exact thing happened when he attempted to break into a Mercedes-Benz.
@rogerwither77357 жыл бұрын
Clearfield county PA. Man robbed a bank and had a mask on and was also wearing his work shirt with his name on it. :/
@atalentlessidiot78727 жыл бұрын
roger wither Wow.
@jacobwells92077 жыл бұрын
Ever hear of the guy who tried to rob a place while wearing a duct tape "mask" he put on himself, aaaaaand covered up his mouth and nostrils to boot?
@Urboiaintwrong6 жыл бұрын
roger wither sounds like pa I'm from Crawford county
@nicholasroche20406 жыл бұрын
Jacob Wells There was a man who wore a plastic bag over his head as a disguise
@1M_Subs_x_0_Videos6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Roche did he suffocate before the job was done? On second thought, I think I know the answer to that one
@haleyangelou30156 жыл бұрын
In my town a guy tried to escape the police by swimming out into the ocean.
@takyanmontilla22985 жыл бұрын
Haley Angelou That's Amazing
@PeteTheFrenchie4 жыл бұрын
Works in Grand theft Auto but not in real life
@SoloHen4 жыл бұрын
Ehh, worth a shot.
@jamiemiller14824 жыл бұрын
Haley Angelou yeah cause ya know .. COPS COULDNT POSSIBLY HAVE BOATS!!!
@earthisadonut72136 жыл бұрын
I can imagine two cops, half way through eating a donut just watching a guy with a baseball bat, drawings on his face with his phone number pasted on the back of his shirt trying to steal from a 7 foot guy
@SheyTheGay7 жыл бұрын
When you don't need notifications because you're on KZfaq 24/7
@2ded.7 жыл бұрын
Sheys_Cosplay :3 maybe.... okay it's true......
@jamon81397 жыл бұрын
Sheys_Cosplay Me too I just didn't watch it immediately
@94SwedishGuy7 жыл бұрын
OMG I'm not alone, can we be friends? No wait have no time, my only friend is KZfaq! Sorry bye!
@supercaptaintoadandkoopali39887 жыл бұрын
94SwedishGuy BOO
@94SwedishGuy7 жыл бұрын
@Super Captain Toad and Koopalings Help a ghost!
@captainacorn20887 жыл бұрын
Somebody ACTUALLY ASKED FOR A RIDE FROM THE GUY HE JUST ROBBED!!!!
@captainacorn20887 жыл бұрын
I don't know his name
@99mrpogi6 жыл бұрын
How about dumb hijacker who attempted to hijack a bus armed with a baseball bat and was subdued when the driver suddenly hit the breaks causing the hijacker to lose his balance and the passengers revealed to be policemen who rented the bus aimed their guns on him
@captainacorn20886 жыл бұрын
oh my god face palm!!!!
@potatoewith100subscribers66 жыл бұрын
Pink Master nice
@unknown_simpleton6 жыл бұрын
...lol
@Markyroson6 жыл бұрын
The guy who thought that lemon juice would make his face invisible. Have so been told that years ago a person robbed a bank in a local mall....only to walk across and try to order dinner at a sit down restaurant IN THAT MALL. It gets worse (or better, depending how you look at it): the restaurant was literally right across the freaking hall in plain sight.
@kellyganson70115 жыл бұрын
I got one for ya: a few years ago, here in Albuquerque, NM, a guy tried to rob a convenience store. He had the tools he needed: a mask, a gun a bag for the money... But, it was late and this particular store didn't keep cash in the safe or much in the till. So, the clerk had a bright idea. She offered to write him a check for the amount he wanted. He agreed. She wrote the check, then asked who it should be made out to. The guy gave her his name, took the check and left. Funny... the police caught him after that. Wonder why?? :D
@janeyrevanescence127 жыл бұрын
When I was in college, one of my classmates would hold a monthly "Stupidest Criminals Theater" events as a way for us to have fun. She would tape episodes of "Hot Pursuit" and the like, mute the sound and we would basically play MST3K as we watched them. The person who made jokes that got the most laughs would win an award. I don't remember most of them but I remember the one time I won. It was a security footage of a guy breaking into a liquor store, choosing to go through the ceiling...falling through the tile ceiling and landing on several bottles, breaking them. I couldn't resist and started singing the Pink Panther theme.
@stephanniemorin2 жыл бұрын
Sounds fun!
@Mr.SandmanInc7 жыл бұрын
This guy set a house on fire, and went across the street to get a drink. Soon the fire department arrived and the man walked up to them to say that he started the fire. When they asked him why, he said because he wanted them to come to his house. No other reason, just that. In my opinion, this man takes the cake!
@fineandrefined16456 жыл бұрын
Frank Singleton?More like...FRANK SIMPLETON! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I'll leave now.
@fionnasherri77465 жыл бұрын
Ayy 👍🏾
@isfarahmed70364 жыл бұрын
s1mpleton you mean?
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
Noice
@nickruszala29096 жыл бұрын
I watched a video about a guy attempting to rob a bank wrote a note stating 'Give me money, I have a gun.' But the dumb part about it was he wrote it on the back of one of his bank deposit slips that was already filled out and signed.
@arctic97254 жыл бұрын
Well, on the bright side, he didn't steal anything
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
oOOOOoooHH MY GOD what is wrong with people?!
@virgillewis62407 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the names of the guy, but I heard somewhere that a guy had broken into someone else's house, and the FELL ASLEEP! He broke in when the owner was gone, and when he woke up the owner was back and the owner called the police. The robber obviously was arrested and that is hilarious to me
@christineparis56077 жыл бұрын
Virgil Lewis Thats what happens when criminals don't keep the downers and the meth separate.
@fredglidden18017 жыл бұрын
Virgil Lewis "and the FELL ASLEEP!" the fell asleep? thats pretty fucking impressive FOR A FUCKING WORD
@starsaber20027 жыл бұрын
christine paris lol
@crouton5417 жыл бұрын
XD
@trevorcarter99317 жыл бұрын
i heard of that to . did you hear the dude who robbed milk dressed like a cow?
@MAR-wo4mc7 жыл бұрын
an anonymous attempted to rob a dollar tree when he couldn't get out the front door so he called the police saying he was trapped in the store he was robbing and they came, got him out and arrested him
@99mrpogi6 жыл бұрын
MAR5 one guy broke into a home but was caught by the owner. The burglar hid himself in the bathroom fearing for his life. He called the police for fear of getting shot. Police arrived and arrested the burglar
@SSJ3rocks5 жыл бұрын
"All right, this is a stick up! Does anyone have a gun I can use?!"
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
XDDD
@Zenas5215 жыл бұрын
I think National Lampoon or maybe Mad Magazine would publish stupid crime stories back in the seventies and eighties. Here is a story I read recently. As two men waited on line at the coffee shop to pay their bill, a third cut in front of them. He threw a drink at the clerk, and demanded all the money from the till. Temporarily surprised, the men quickly recovered and handcuffed the crook. Apparently in his rush the criminal didn’t notice they were police officers-in full uniform. Their will always be that person that will give us a new definition of stupid criminal. How sad, how sad indeed.
@chippilastelko7 жыл бұрын
DON'T COMMENT!! YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE WHOLE VID YET.
@jhojanezf7 жыл бұрын
...but...
@jamGotnext7 жыл бұрын
ChiPpiLa Stelko how did you know lol
@danielclark-hughes6927 жыл бұрын
ChiPpiLa Stelko Well played there, well played.
@jobr00127 жыл бұрын
ChiPpiLa Stelko don't tell me what to do mom!
@Irreverententity7 жыл бұрын
Sorry, dad.
@mkatie2337 жыл бұрын
Matt's shirt is tripping me out!
@chayden1537 жыл бұрын
mkatie233 same
@joeycianciaruso62407 жыл бұрын
mkatie233 im stoned this is great
@Meepswonder7 жыл бұрын
What about his eyes.. there is three light dots around his iris. I know it's reflection, but I bet he is using it to hypnotize people o.o'
@gamingcentric82517 жыл бұрын
N30R3M yes gg you figured it out, his videos have no facts he just hypnotizes you to believe them
@drpottymouth5 жыл бұрын
What about the two guys trying that tried to break a window with a rock in an attempt at robbery? One of them threw a rock at the window, which merely bounced off, knocking his companion out cold. He then picked up the same rock, and threw it at the same window, knocking himself out.
@cheekybastard10183 жыл бұрын
Dumb and Dumber.
@lukegibson60446 жыл бұрын
GIVE ME THE MONEY! *Five minutes later* Can I use this money to buy a drink?
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
I've heard a few stories where someone tries to rob a store that has a register that only opens when someone is making a purchase. So they have to buy something lol
@tank25437 жыл бұрын
I loved this one. It reminds me of that old tv show the worlds dumbest criminals. My favorite dumb criminal is the gang that ran from the police but stayed in a group rather than scatter.
@henryrodriguez21457 жыл бұрын
Isitpossible ??? I remember that one hahaha.
@robinsavo5 жыл бұрын
One time, the police got a phone call and instead of hearing a regular person, they heard the discussion of a robbery about to happen. Apparently, some criminals were planning a robbery, but one of them sat on their phone and BUTT DIALED the POLICE! They instantly arrived and arrested them. Yeah, that’s dum.
@thesikon5 жыл бұрын
Mathew: **keeps talking about these stuff** Me: **keep looking at the shirt illusion the whole time**
@rebeccab54747 жыл бұрын
Who's watching this to recover from Matt's newest creepypasta video?
@christineparis56077 жыл бұрын
I was held up outside a laundrymat by a guy just out of prison one morning...he must have been pretty starved for conversation, because he told me all about himself while i dug quarters out of my pocket to hand over..when i complained that i wouldnt be able to do laundry, (as a joke), he accidently gave me ten dollars back instead of the few quarters i gave him. I ended up making a "profit" on the robbery, and he was thrilled with his success at sticking me up, so i guess it turned out well...
@VladNorris7 жыл бұрын
christine paris If that's a true story...I feel bad for that poor, stupid soul
@Saareem7 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Those ten dollars were forged and you just lost some quarters. In addition, you are going to get charged for forgery and be sentenced to the same prison the man was in. :D
@f1scherman7 жыл бұрын
christine paris This is why math exists, kids. Stay in school, DON'T BE AN IDIOT!
@lilygamingtheories14105 жыл бұрын
There was a person who tried to rob a dollar store and called the police when they couldn’t find the way out.... a freaking dollar store-
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
There are waaaay too many things wrong with that guy XD
@canadiangamer47623 жыл бұрын
lol
@kr1sallis6 жыл бұрын
the police should have also charged these people with stupidity
@countertrollspecialist51995 жыл бұрын
While I agree, if stupidity were a crime, over 70% of Americans would be in prison. I don't think we have that much space.
@RyanTosh5 жыл бұрын
@@countertrollspecialist5199 Agreed...
@midnightwritrix4 жыл бұрын
@@countertrollspecialist5199 nah nah you see its like one of those things that isnt an arrestable offence on its own, but can be tacked on to another offence. Like how some places you cant get a ticket for texting while driving, but if you have a busted tail light you can get a ticket for that plus driving while texting
@purevessel7 жыл бұрын
Criminals..... Y U NO SMART????!!!!
@Krexel7 жыл бұрын
well, they're dumb enough to become criminals in the first place so...
@NanoScream7 жыл бұрын
You're only stupid if you get caught.
@haileyk22367 жыл бұрын
Derek Schaaf well some are geniuses so...
@mohammedalhazmi88147 жыл бұрын
Being a criminal isn't dumb. Getting caught this way is 100% dumb.
@ncrveteranranger44547 жыл бұрын
AlphaQ Mr.Suspicious u a CRIMINAL TOO Y U NO CAUGHT U PUT HANDS AIR NOW! A UNDERRRRR COVERRRRR POLICE AGENT I GETS BADGE TA PROVE IT 🔰 finally I can stop talking like this so yeah u arrested so don't think I joking when the cops arrive
@arifinaslam7 жыл бұрын
who else is reading the comments while watching the video?
@supercaptaintoadandkoopali39887 жыл бұрын
Arifin Aslam ME
@thelittlekitten76587 жыл бұрын
Meeeeee
@LethalAether7 жыл бұрын
me
@arifinaslam7 жыл бұрын
Haha
@anuh43087 жыл бұрын
Arifin Aslam me
@Ch3xMat35 жыл бұрын
Had a buddy of mine outside of a bar when another guy walked by him and punched him in the back of the head knocking him down as he walked up to a truck and got in with his group and left. Management checked footage to see what happened and my buddy got a close up pic of the license plate on the vehicle. The next day I was out at the same bar and the guy came back to the bar again to drink where the management immediately recognized him and called the police.
@teresamendez7005 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if somebody jobbed their own shop lol
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
Insurance fraud! I'm sure it happens all the time.
@crazything76767 жыл бұрын
The worst robber was me in 3rd grade 😂 I just wanted a smelly sticker
@ncrveteranranger44547 жыл бұрын
Itzamara Alejandro *LOL*
@saachi27057 жыл бұрын
Itzamara Alejandro lol 😂
@aremeich45257 жыл бұрын
Itzamara Alejandro *XD LOL*
@linkstering7 жыл бұрын
Itzamara Alejandro Sounds better than a "lucky" marble that's been in someones mouth.
@reallyryan_7 жыл бұрын
Hey you scrolling through the comments, have a great day!
@shadowhunter2407 жыл бұрын
Psycho Punk thanks
@TheSpyGuy3847 жыл бұрын
Psycho Punk Thanks! You too!
@gamingcentric82517 жыл бұрын
Psycho Punk but I want to have a bad day ;-;
@emilyjfreer28957 жыл бұрын
Psycho Punk You too physco! wait .... I'm sorry
@fradulentghost7 жыл бұрын
Psycho Punk thank you 🙂
@chris0mega4055 жыл бұрын
9:23 Best Krusty the clown laugh ever. XD
@scottishtrainer78235 жыл бұрын
"Open the door!" Me: Dude, it says pull...
@Super-Shafs3 жыл бұрын
Ain't no time to listen, fix it!
@BatsNStuf7 жыл бұрын
There was a bank robber that paid a "wizard" to make him invisible then walked casually into a bank took money from the dumbfounded employees and walked out.
@2ded.7 жыл бұрын
Harry Reeds XD
@dusk15627 жыл бұрын
Harry Reeds he was also naked iirc
@josephbrown8717 жыл бұрын
3:42 I instantly thought of Christian Bale
@KRP713904 жыл бұрын
Heard a story at an Applebees several years ago; apparently, one of their waitresses was serving a party, and the(a?) woman in the group ordered alcohol. Now, the waitress kinda thought the woman seemed old enough, and hadn't intended on carding her, but when offered a Drivers License, took it anyway to check. Turns out, the customer had handed the waitress the waitresses' own stolen Drivers License, taken along with her purse not long ago. Yeah, let's just run this ID through the system, and make a quick call to the police while doing so. Oops?
@TheFirstKA5 жыл бұрын
9:23 Krusty the Clown
@getout14337 жыл бұрын
Called a bank and told them to have $100,000 ready for them to steal when they arrived. The police were notified and the robbers were arrested immediately.
@Karaboo77 жыл бұрын
Pause at 0:00 and look at Matthew's face.
@YOLOTABBXD7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Nelson 1:40 too
@angelkitten31897 жыл бұрын
Kevin Nelson I don't get it.
@Xyil7276 жыл бұрын
Kevin Nelson dafuq
@Xyil7276 жыл бұрын
YOLOTABBXD lololol
@melissawillet44116 жыл бұрын
Ha ha 🤣
@kyivamccollough86435 жыл бұрын
“I’m telling you man this is the best way! No one is going to be able to recognize us with marker on our faces” “ omg dude your a genius!! Let’s go do this thing!”
@layneyloo144 жыл бұрын
I love how the one guy tried to draw a batman mask on?
@theawhitaker29565 жыл бұрын
Using a SEE THROUGH plastic bag as a disguise is the best one you can think of
@SaffronCake52337 жыл бұрын
I heard about this lady who stabbed her husband with a squirrel on the news
@f1scherman7 жыл бұрын
Silver Wolf Can you even call that stabbing?
@zeoalexo7 жыл бұрын
BobtheMinecrafter 567 it's called a squirelling
@kaimikalaniYT6 жыл бұрын
zeoalexo XD
@turnstilerockets6 жыл бұрын
"Stabbed" with a squirrel! Someone doesn't like squirrels! XD
@noel30546 жыл бұрын
I heard in the news a boy smashed his teacher in the head with a cucumber
@quinnmcgillis46187 жыл бұрын
what i if told you you read that wrong.
@2ded.7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Strader no I didn't it said dig and bick also it didn't have that
@t.g.56447 жыл бұрын
theres an i after "what"
@NovaFrederick7 жыл бұрын
Quinn McGillis Astounding! You have managed to expend effort creating a non-random string of characters which usually convey meaning, yet your overall comment was ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS! It is as though all of the industries of mankind were operated in reverse, with great will and endeavor being used to convert items of usefulness into worthless bare materials! you are the antithesis of all that is grand and great about mankinds capacity for thought and self-determination. You sir, are the mirror image of a meaningful entity, lower than base matter, lower than oblivion, because unlike the brutish deterministic plasma of the unreasoning cosmos, you CHOSE to be without value or worth. Or in the parlance of thine own ilk: LOL N0 UR GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!
@christineparis56077 жыл бұрын
NOVA Thank you
@bundazy01337 жыл бұрын
Quinn McGillis didn't get me
@mystismith58155 жыл бұрын
*@**6:53** Yep, gotta watch out for that FLORIDY county jail...* 🤔
@LisaForTruth5 жыл бұрын
Hey, Matthew! I have one that takes the cake: two boys tried to rob a police station in Florida!
@joshuasanders45157 жыл бұрын
There was once a guy who broke into a house but the house owner and a friend came home and the robber went to hide upstairs, the house owner told his friend a joke and the robber laughed and got caught
@lvj3in7 жыл бұрын
lol
@rabbih51317 жыл бұрын
whats the difference between robbery and theft
@AnnaHann7 жыл бұрын
They are sort of similar, but typically robbery involves a person or place. Ex: mugging is robbery, but if you take someone's wallet off the counter while they have their back turned, that's theft.
@adriankyleabaja92717 жыл бұрын
TheLegendaryLemon the spelling...
@Matteosalvador17 жыл бұрын
robbing involves someone getting his items taken away while the theft means getting something but no one notice
@maxhalverson83887 жыл бұрын
TheLegendaryLemon the name
@kasag377 жыл бұрын
TheLegendaryLemon robbery involves force ..at gunpoint or strong arm robbery (beating someone and taking there stuff) theft dosent .. shoplifting, breaking and entering when no one is home.. robbery also carrys a stronger sentencing structure
@nrg62453 жыл бұрын
One of the best KZfaq channels over the years was always yours and man coming back to it is great!
@yeskomeada40626 жыл бұрын
THE 2ND ONE TOOK PLACE ON MY BIRTH DAY!!
@LucianoThePig7 жыл бұрын
"So what are you in for?" "I don't want to talk about it"
@overpowered59197 жыл бұрын
Mat, bro, you need to slow down the speed of posting videos. Seriously, I can`t keep up with you dude.
@overpowered59197 жыл бұрын
BUT I WILL TRY
@unpopularopinions1427 жыл бұрын
sham pera you are slow
@weslecraesimpson56227 жыл бұрын
sham pera watch his new video on his second channel. it explains that KZfaq favors youtubers that upload on a daily basis
@elizabethbreger82915 жыл бұрын
There was this one guy from Illinois who - with a few accomplices - managed to successfully rob a TCF bank out of $80,000. A few weeks went by and the case went cold. The guy, however, just didn't know how to keep his mouth shut because he called a radio talk show during their confessions bit and confessed to the crime. An FBI agent happened to listen to the confession and he and his cohorts were arrested.
@jiminthecutemochi76525 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a story I heard once about a guy who attempted to rob a bank, but it was full of police as they were cashing their payday checks. The idiot criminal goes up to the counter, demands for the money, and then is immediately surrounded with cops with their guns pulled.
@astronaut50407 жыл бұрын
Matt you should do a top 10 unsolved murder
@f.francisconeto7 жыл бұрын
If you are in a phone, make the video small and look on Matthew's shirt
@jakethesnakelover7 жыл бұрын
Been in this phone for 2 days now, not much food or water left. Kinda need to go out to search for some. If you read this message please send help.
@heatfragment7 жыл бұрын
jakethesnakelover hello hello, are you okay?
@xxslendermomxx30267 жыл бұрын
Ugh you got stuck in the phone againnnn? I thought we talked about this....
@griefwizard7 жыл бұрын
yo pewdiepie army member :D
@JommiGommi7 жыл бұрын
pewds is still popular? now with over 53m? damn.
@jarrettowens607325 күн бұрын
Reminds me of this guy that walked into a store, signed a job application, and then walked out. The next day, he was caught on a surveillance camera shoplifting AT THE SAME STORE where he signed the job application.
@thomasjohns31836 жыл бұрын
Omg that clown laugh had me Rowling around on the floor hahahaha
@redrod81407 жыл бұрын
Some dude robbed a WalMart for milk and then began to sell the milk just outside (also he was wearing a cow onesie)
@OhSoSeptical7 жыл бұрын
which one made you face palm? 1, 3 and 7 for me
@breanagomezvilla19796 жыл бұрын
animeflowergurl all of them made me face palm
@viktorbihar6295 жыл бұрын
For me it was more like the dumb perminant marker masks/ Dumb-dumber.
@funsizeGIJane6 жыл бұрын
I've worked as a correctional officer and there was a particular female inmate that was regularly incarcerated for minor charges, usually drug/alcohol related along with a couple of mental illness problems that contributed to said minor charges. She was released once during my shift for only a couple of hours before being arrested for public intoxication and drug possession. She was brought back to the same county DOC. The same officer that dressed her out processed her back into booking 😂
@TamaraAmaw4 жыл бұрын
Matt you are amazing! I enjoy watching your expressions and I love how informative you. My granddaughter (age 6) loves watching your videos!
@gamingcentric82517 жыл бұрын
This one guy broke into a store (I forget his name) and he was a highschool student on the football team, what he forgot when he was robbing the place was that he was wearing his jacket... with his name... and school... and football number, ya he was arrested
@mattdisagoat91967 жыл бұрын
Gaming Centric not a single person cares
@thebhoy20007 жыл бұрын
Gaming Centric Someone in my school wrote a personal essay about robbing a shop with a crowbar and the teacher phoned the police