I really hate whoever fired the substitute teacher for "wizardry" the guy showed a class a magic trick, nobody got hurt, it as all fun, and just all around nothing bad happened, but no he's a damn wizard and that's illegal

I thought the title meant "things people did to get fired [on purpose]" not "things people did, that got them fired"

Number seven is just sad for the teacher. He just did a magic trick!

#7 "You have been suspected of wizardry" Me- "Huh?!?"

Wasn't there a life guard who was fired for saving someone who is not in his duty area? The world is weird

Fun fact: I worked at American Eagle Outfitters and I got fired because I went drunk to work and started helping out customers. By the way it was my day off. NO LIE!

my senior year of high school a teacher was fired after telling a student who's mother actually left her family, "this is why your mother left you" after a dispute durring class

"I do not want to live in this world anymore" SAME! 😂

I worked at a church over the summer, and one of the pastors told us that, while working at a different church, he once walked in on all of the youth pastors having an orgy. Needless to say, they lost their jobs.

make a mixtape Matt... make it

Boss : "You are FIRED!!!!" Worker : "YAS MY SUFFERING CAN FINALLY END!!!"

Who the hell still has MySpace?

Fun fact: The guy who was fired after wrestling the shark won a wrongful termination lawsuit against his employer because he was on sick leave for "Work related stress" on doctors orders. Meaning no matter what it was that he was doing while away from work, it doesn't mean that he was mentally well enough to be *at work*.

Boss be like: sorry mate you're fired. employee be like: YASSS JESUS BE PRAISED then Boss be like: no wait you're not fired. imma unfire u then employee be like: shit

And every single person is a slim shady lurking, could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion ring! I'm scared 😳

I automatically liked the video when I heard the intro. Eminem for life.

My 7th grade teacher got fired because she was doing dirty things in the theater room with another teacher, before that I saw them kissing, the thing is that both were married and with kids, and they did it in a Catholic school. Ironically she was my "ethics" teacher.

Don't Interupt Slim Shady!!! FFS

Omg the beginning was LEGENDARY

This wasn't recorded. But I once had a college teacher in British Columbia, Canada. Lets just say he didn't even do his job. xD In the middle of classes he'd be like. "Well time for a coffee at Timmy's." Then ditch in the middle of teaching. He also made up stupid rules. Like no good smelling food in class. Yet he was fine to bring in burgers, fries and other meals. Meanwhile me and everyone else were stuck with salads and fruit. I'm fine with that but seriously. He also portended to be sick all day everyday. So everyone was stuck without a teacher. Literally all classmates including myself ditched classes permanently. He was fired after people he was working for learned what he did. Another one was a teacher in my high school classes in British Columbia as well. He was my woodwork teacher. Again like my college teacher he'd ditch classes for coffee. Thing is the teacher needs to turn off the electricity controlling the saws and other power tools. Guess what? He didn't do that. He also left his used plates and garbage all over the place... It was literally like walking into a junk yard. Instead of helping the class he'd be on his computer looking up stuff very unrelated. A bunch of times students also would bring in hacky sacks guess what? They decided it was safe to toss them around during class when people had the saws going... One class the teacher heard a student say. "How powerful is a nail gun?" The teacher then grabbed a nail gun and shot it in class a bunch of times. It shattered glass across the room... I personally went to the front office and had them check up on what was happening through security cameras. That teacher was permanently fired from teaching ever again. Beyond that all other teachers were very good. One she'd let everyone listen to music during cooking class. So long as no swearing or anything 18+ said was involved.

I don't think either teacher did anything wrong, but crazy evangelical folks aside, that female teacher he covered really didn't do anything wrong, I think it's far crazier that she was reprimanded for it than the fact she talked about dating to her class. Children know adults date and marry and whatnot. She didn't mention anything sexual, and kids around that age are fascinated by the concept of boyfriends and girlfriends. Feel free to elaborate on why what she did was inappropriate or immoral/unethical, thanks

I just had a domino's pizza like 5 minutes ago

I'm a teacher and I remember when our entire school got together and did the Harlem shake. We played it at our end of year assembly, it was hilarious!

I heard Hogwarts and my brain went into fangirl mode

That Sherlock T-shirt though...

You just had to make fun of tourette's didnt you. I have moderate to severe tourette's, and having to go through life with people like you making fun of my hardships is very discouraging. Thanks.

I had a substitute teacher who let us pack up 5 minutes early and did 2 magic tricks that blew my mind way more than a tooth pick disappearing

1:42 listening to this storie currently waiting on a dominos delivery lmao

"I don't want to live in this world anymore" None us do Matt, none of us do

MATT IS WEARING A SHERLOCK HOLMES T-SHIRT!!!!!🙌🙌🙌 IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! YES!

WAIT IS THAT A SHERLOCK SHIRT?? 😱 *fandommmm*

How to get fired: quit

for number 9 he was on vacation? last time I checked your allowed to go on vacation, so why did he get fired? it's not like he called in sick them fought the shark

i used to work at a library as a volaunteer and a guy got fired from working there for mooning his boss then french kissing her right in front of her fiance

This was recommended as “hip hop music” for me.....well then

Matthew, you and I both know your fan base is far too young to catch an Office Space reference. This comment is to distract myself from the Domino's employees that wiped their asses on my pizza.

haha!! love the intro. classic😂

What's with the Slim Shady at the beginning? lol

The KFC Girls had to get fired it was just Ewwww

Omg Eminem XD

Hi Matt! As someone who DOES have Tourette Sydrome, I hope you don't mind me explaining something. The act of uncontrolled verbal vulgarity is actually known as Coprolalia, and is only present in about 10% of tourette syndrome patients. it is, however, the most commonly depicted symptom when TS is portrayed in the media, which of course I assume is where you got your misinformation from. Coprolalia is also a rare symptom of other neurological problems, too, so it's not just limited to TS. I know it's hard to remember, but if you could associate TS a little less with Coprolalia that would be really nice. I'm not offended that you chose to represent TS in that way, because I'm aware that there are a lot of people who don't know what TS is actually like. I just felt the need to educate you and others so that you do know for next time. I do enjoy your videos. :) If you have any questions about TS please feel free to message me.

Onision a youtuber with 1 million subscrobers got kicked out of the millitary for dancing naked in the generals office

That Sherlock shirt tho, it's brilliant

School logic: this guy got magic from the Devil and used it to.... make a toothpick disappear. Principal: sounds legit.

Alright, now these are just "clickbaity"... (changed word clickbaits to clickbaity since this thumbnail isnt "exacly" clickbait and every1 got butthurt)

"If he was well enough to wrestle a shark, he would be okay to stay at work." Good luck trying to justify the firing to his union rep with THAT in writing lol.

Your hilarious man, I just could help giving the thumbs up.

Gotta spit some bars at the beginning of the video 😂 I'mma be ready for that mix tape😂😂

SLIM SHADYYYYYY

"This ones got a huge..... sense a humor, and this one has nice eyes!" That pause! Omfg, I can't stop laughing, help! xD I'm dying

We had a 6th grade teacher who was very strict about talking in class. Even if she wasn't in the room, once the bell rang, no talking unless you were called upon. One day she entered the room to hear several students using profanity. She told them that she doubted the 11 year olds could even spell the words, much less knew what they meant (and this being the 1970s, she was likely right in most cases). So she made each child come to the blackboard and write the words they had used, then demanded they define them. As each perpetrator failed, she proceeded to define each term using the OED. She was promptly fired.

Too funny!! Thanks for making people smile the way you do :)

Awesome video matt, you rock I love the dedication your putting into your videos now.

The Bait Click is strong with this one.

That was without a doubt the greatest opening to a Matthew Santoro video ever! :)

no more harlem shakes f*** that trend

The trump supporters are still angry.

8:03 I love the way Matt says "Oh My God"

I seen a teacher fight a student's Parent. Teacher:Male Parent: Female

Matt dropping bars at the beginning still is great to this day

Love the Sherlock shirt, Matt!

Matthew, you are such a wonderful person to watch. I wish that it was possible to meet you in person. We have such a similar sense of humor. I may not be your biggest fan, but I'm at least the 2nd biggest. Your posts are my most favorite to watch of all time. Thank you for doing what you do.

8:50 Snapping Pics Of A Stiff 😂 That Got Me Laffin Real Hard

Yaaaas I love your Sherlock T-shirt Matt! :D

I'm late for almost a year but.. I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT!!! :) and your channel... keep the good work :)

"suspected of wizardry"???!! 😂😂😂 Omg I honestly wish I was fired for this reasoning.. just imagine those bragging rights lmao

"Awesome. Can we come too?" He was aware that the PD after their name did not stand for "Party Dudes."

Almost afraid to ask what he means by "Hide the salami."

wait i'm confused by number 9 if the dude was on vacation why would his boss care what he did on his vacation now i would understand if he called off just to have a day at the beach but if it was a vacation who cares

The guy that wrestled a shark actually was on official medical leave for stress (he was a teacher, so an extremely stressful job). After being fired he presented a claim and won the case, alongside a HUGE sum of money. So all is well what ends well.

How did i miss this vid?? Literally the best intro ever Matt😆👍👍

Don't. Fuck. With. Slim. K.?

the music was a bit too loud this time

Okay Matthew Santoro! Don’t think I don’t see that Sherlock shirt! Lol great video btw!

Lessons from Matt's videos: Facebook "friends" are really not your friends. They are just people ready to report or testify against you.

We need to see SlimShady!Matthew again!

0:08 EMINEM AND SHERLOCK IN THE SAME ROOM????? i cant hADLE tHIis madneSS

honestly, kind of wanted more of matt's harlem shake. its just so funky and enjoyable lol

You are such a comedienne! Love your videos.

Like the intro as I'm a Em fan

OMG YOU'RE WEARING SHERLOCK SHIRT !

"ANYBODY GOT SOME BLACK TAR HAROEN I NEED MY FIX!" you sounded like rodger smith from american dad lol

love your sense of humor!

i always enjoy watching your videos bro

1:54 the guy in the picture has some shaped up eyebrows Cx

XD we need more “Slim Shady Mat”

OMG! Matt, I LOVE your shirt so much!

bruh those girls in the kfc thing will haunt my memories

"I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady, you other slim shadys are just imatating, so won't the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up"

0:29 FREAKING LUMBERGH!!! I LOVE IT

One time, my dad got a new co-worker and he said that he would let him have a few days of his vacation time if he needed it. The co-worker responded with, "OK, then I want your entire winter vacation."

The title made me think that these were things they did to intentionally get fired...

Title makes it sound they did all that just so they could get fired.

Nice Office Space reference. A Nemo reference too (wild applause) That shark guy shouldn't have been fired in my opinion

I want to see more of you brother lol keep up the good work.....

Is that a Sherlock t-shirt?!

Firing the teacher for portraying magic is ridiculous. Parents are too sensitive nowadays. Wizardry? Really? So stupid.

You should make a book of all your facts videos! I would buy it!

wow, this earth has gotten really dumb... me: ^makes a penny disappear^ teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASS YOU WIZARD!

"This ones got a huge... Sense of humor" Matthew Santoro 2016