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So true

cameron trash don’t say that i’m a bassist and i’m getting flashbacks of that clip and that generally hurt me

You have no fingers to smash the subscribe button!

THE FIRST BASSIST, YOU ARE *ALWAYS* LATE!!!

That happened on my first concert. I finished the song and then realized everyone else was still playing. I looked at the page for a whole 20 seconds before noticing “oh frick I missed the repeat sign.” 😂😂

Ugghhhhh I hate thattttttt

Yasss so true

Even worse, repeating when there's no repeat 😭😭😵

I had a situation when there were three basses - me amatour and two pros who were much better. I practiced my part a lot before rehearsal to keep up while they were sight-reading and still playing better. And then there was a repeat which I practiced for hours and ended up being the only one who did the repeat. It was my little victory that day. ;)

I totally relate with the glasses just slipping down the nose. It’s hella annoying 😭

Oh crud!

that's, some crazy skills dude!

Try putting mini elastic rubber bands on the glasses legs (the kind that are $1 for like 500 at the dollar store, get black or brown). The rubber will prevent them from falling. It's helped me.

@@user-mz3ss4yg9r yes! This is a strategy my other classmates use. But now I have contacts so I no longer worry about jt

OOOOOOOOOF

*cue traumatic flashbacks*

hey can you cook a fake pork for me

you thought you were in a rehearsal?

he is a show master. sad in life. alive on stage.

Brett has lots of expressions. It just happens that one of his best is deadpan.

Luca Bertani or filming the iguanas

IKR way to flip the script o us!!!

Well, now we know who likes the comments

Not embarrassing my friend....SOUL-CRUSHING

or sitting next to the child prodigy...

Lynxar but the prodigy would be the concertmaster....or the soloist

@@lynxar4 not sure which is worse.

Lynxar Yes!!! Every day in rehearsal for me!!! It’s the scariest thing ever! This child is mini Ling Ling!!! I fear for my life... Save me... Please.

Beth McFarland I'm a French horn player and I just happen to sit next to a tuba this happens to me quiet regularly except it's not a bow I just get hit because these tuba players don't know how to control there tubas

Oohhh, I know this so good. During performances we’re sitting very close to each other and it’s very hard to not hit someone with the bow especially when you’re playing on the g string. By the way I play the violin.

Does anyone know the name of the last song please 🥺? It took my heart ,breaths and soul away,i need it,please

@@euphoriaashoor7348 Brahms symphony no.4, movement 4

•laughs in flute*

👏👏👏 If I were in your position I would probably die from fear! Gj 😄

Moment of honor.

That heppened to me too in school orchestra and like everyone looked at me with serious annoyed face and I was there like I should have messed upppppp😢

I can't decide whether this was unlucky or lucky....😶

It's usually this way as well. I wonder if Eddy can just do a better shady side-eye.

It’s always Eddy casting the annoying guys. It’s only fair 😂

Me when my stand partner just lets loose a fart.

The acting XD

fr

Ba dum tssss😂😂😂😂

That was a SIMPLE joke. It’s ok if you don’t understand

Clever. 😂

Hahahahahaha

Such a *common* joke...

omg thank you i've been looking for some of it

Thank you so much 💓

1:10 Sibelius symphony no. 5, movement 4

Hey it's not Mahler symphony 8...that's the final chords of Sibelius symphony 5

@@adibhattacharyya8690 and Sarah Wan Gorden, sorry about that, I do not listen to Sibelius's music, which is why I was unsure. I fixed it.

I'm actually the last one to finish tuning because everyone's like, really TOO loud so I can't clearly hear my instrument. I mean, I have perfect pitch but it's hard to tune your violin when you're in a symphonic orchestra

Sammmmeeee Like I'm tone deaf and can gearly here anything when everyone's tuning but my before class is so far away so I can't tune and have like 1 min to tune it and I just end up with an unexpected tuned instrument and I can't even play or I'll get called out rip

bulle 2savon kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lb95jbaAzqecYIU.html

Neo anybody that says they have perfect pitch doesn’t actually

Totally me when I used to play trumpet.

happened to me with trombone, and my Viola, and worst of all, my bagpipes. You simply can't play bagpipes and play at the same time. It's physically impossible.

Happened to me, I am a trumpetist and I had a solo part, it was awfull

This happened to me in CPA and I think I got us a lower score cause of that...

Mine is a clarinet and my last performance I had bronchitis

clarinetist and i had to sneeze during a performance for one of the British princes due to 75 years of operation market garden. luckily i didnt sneeze in the clarinet but i did have to stop mid performance

Helen Birch ohhh the burn

😲

My conductor said that and we don't get paid. It was in school.😂🤣

Me as an English teacher for adults: if it's urgent, take it

That happened to me once. Even funnier, the ring tone was a violin playing Brandenburg concerto.

neat dude teamwork

nah i think he was just like "yay he's finally gone now I can fully play"

Astro Birb he’s taking about double how loud he is, not the volume

@Astro Birb okay but loud and forte _are_ essentially the same thing

Astro Birb yeah, forte is a loud sound, Wait, I am also confused rn

I'm so sorry for your friend ! 😕

Cameron this comment was so good no one even comment....

Mah&Chloah sometimes you don’t have to force your voice onto others. Sometimes, you just appreciate a thing for what it is, without insisting someone listen to your opinion on it. I guess 223 people already know this...

Eilzmo oui oui

Teachers be like

It was so accurate that I, as someone who hasn't touched an instrument in months, felt that deeply

It was actually an exact quote from one of Toscanini's rehearsals He also said "Always the wooden carts...bwa bwa bwaaa...YOU HAVE EARS IN YOUR ... FEET"

Beethoven can’t hear him say that...

Literally same it happened to me 2 days ago and I had to wipe my tears in front of a packed concert hall because they were flooding my eyes

Vivian Starling my middle school band teacher didn’t know anyone’s names. He just pointed in a random and hope the right person came. He was a good conductor tho XD

Well In a symphony the conductor doesn’t know everyone’s name. Concert master, soloist. And leaders of sections

Kylo Ren maybe

That's really sad you make vids together and have known each other for like five years and you still don't know the other person's name

@Atlas Swift Oh, they know… it’s just scripted for Eddy to say “guy with the glasses”

@Dami Fly He's the guy Eddy was quoting. Watch their conductor reaction video

Underrated comment. Just priceless, especially when I imagine it visually. And the last sentence 😂😂

Oo dang that's not fun

Oof

happened to me too xD

Yes that happened to me yesterday I almost died

This is the exact same situation I'm in right now.

Congrats on finding this new channel!

True brett is alway the serious one in these kind of videos😂

Lucy Mandle yep

I feel attacked

Archenwolf • 29 years ago ಠ_ಠwtf

Mood

This happens to me each year-

@@dadafong7643 ikr it's actually 1yr ago his name includes 29yrs

Reminds me of a tyrannical music teacher when I was a kid, half of the class couldn't play the flute alone properly in front of him, too freaked out... How to make kids hate classical music...

my old conductor was this type of people he expected us to play the frickin WHOLE piece after 20 minutes when the thing has 4 pages and cello has 2 solo parts that almost killed me and I hate him ever since

Ha that is such an evil way to do that

@@davidvincent380 Like I said before, I'm kinda glad now I never got to that level in my playing! I'll just stay a happy solo amateur!

That is how all my teachers makes the seating chart. By making you suffer alone in embarrassment.

At the disco

@@galaxydragon1796 Pfft!

Thats nothing. Try having a bloody nose. While playing trumpet.

Tommy Elijah Cabello I feel you. I was doing a presentation and my nose started bleeding so I stood up there and presented for another five minutes while blood trickled down my face

Try on a flute whilst coughing. My conductor kicked me out saying I should have drank water and brought medicine. WELL IM SORRY SIR! YOU DIDNT LET ME GRAB THE MEDICINE FORM MY BAG BEFORE WE CAME IN

When your conductor is also a chef *Shudders*

Oh man, I remember a few years back during middle school, my school had this weird system that if you were taking both choir and band (and gym) in schedule, you would have to skip lunch during b days to have gym and then have band right after. Well our conductor decided to be "nice and considerate" and allowed us to have lunch in between, Giving us like 7, tops 10 minutes to shove our food down our esophagus. Great. All good so far. But when we got in the band room and tried to just blend in with what was going on, he would always call us out and tell at us for being late. Sometimes he would just forget our situation and we'd had to remind him. ADDING in to that, one day I forgot to bring my instrument and when I got to school and realized my big upsy, I knew it was bad news. I ended skipping band class that day because I was so scared of that man, and let me tell you, I'm a good mid- the type that skipping class has never occurred to them. I look back and the experience still haunts and till this day I haven't forgotten lol.

@@karlamendoza5074 oh dude... that's tough

Mine is so good at noticing mistakes, she just knows when one person is off, and will make that whole section/part play the piece until we get it right. It’s good practice so we know what to do, but when we just keep failing and keep failing, she gets pretty steamed.

YES! Our conductor gets on us SO MUCH 💀 (I’m in beginner band, and our conductor yells at the flautists for not using enough air and not articulating well)

Indeed

Mary Cecilio kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lb95jbaAzqecYIU.html

Weirdly never been more attracted to Eddy

I've never been this terrified of Eddy.

Mary Cecilio I mean he didn’t say anything when he came in, he just found what part they were playing. I wouldn’t call that a waste. Dang conductors.

Adding some flair

maggoteater that once happened to me when I played the flute (I switched to violin this year)

Ending the piece on the wrong note

@@thear1s and being the only person who does that 😑

Me

@dghi but sightreading is #skill so go for it

@dghi oh

thank GOD!!! im not the only one oh my god

I know right! That stare 😂

I know lol

I've never had such anxiety

It didnt scare me but i felt it in my soul

Daaaammmnnn that's scary!

Goddamn

I would probably start getting tears in my eyes and then be so relieved

Woaa, that must be scary. All the pressure omg, 😓

Thats me but all the time cuz noone else plays french horn. Fun times

Let's go viola power

So nice!

The ultimate bro

This made my day 😂

A true homie

@@LemonEyesNL True

yamila quinteros also when you play a wind instrument

Or Hiccups! I had hiccups and my flute sounded like it got leprosy.

Or if you play trombone

I had a solo in marching band and had a horrible cold...I had a coughing fit right in the middle.............so many people watching 😭

I've literally mouthed about 5 minutes of a piece because I was trying to not cough. Luckily it was the finale so there was applause after to hide in.

O how bad! I was so LOL when I read that! Sorry, organplayer.

What's a "tacit."?

@@ZeldaACFan17 tacit means that you have to be silent for a while.

My sister plays the organ during church every week, and once her book fell off the rack. Everyone in the choir loft (my sister included) died of laughter.

Oh god no

That happened to me in my last concert. On the closing 6 bars of Prokofiev Romeo and Juliet suite no 2, all of us firsts were killing it and next thing my shoulder rest flew of. But like a boss i carried on and finished, whilst trying to corral my shoulder rest with my feet! 😂😂😂

Evolution Rocks OH NO DBJEWKAKKW good thing you handled it well instead of panicking like i almost did! we were playing beethoven’s pastoral symphony, and i felt my shoulder rest pop off my violin. i was in this awkward position till the song ended xD

@@evorock Absolute pain.

@@electroskates2434 ohh yes lol

@@evorock I remember when I first started violin and I played with no shoulder rest then when I got one it felt so weird. Now fast forward a few year later I feel like my shoulder is going to snap when I do it. 😩

i switched from violin to double bass everyone made fun of me

Violinists just make viola jokes because their insecure about their awful choice of instrument

Can of Toast Not really for me since I’m a viola player and our conductor calls us “the between players” and we have 12 violas players includes me so yea.

Emilio Alban nah I think basses are the insecure ones

I am a violin and viola...

Gian lmao yassss

YES

I glanced at this and misread it; thought you were talking about Ling Ling's inferior cousin Lung Lung.

@@AurinneA I thought his inferior cousin was Lang Lang.

@Janette R Well, we know his promiscuous cousin is Lick Lick.

I SNORTED

@@niekesselbrugge1132 Haha, I can't decide if that's cheeky or harsh!

This happened to me too - I pinned it in place with my shoulder as it collapsed and kept playing.

Bit of attention seeking persons perhaps?

Bro, tuning the timpani before the piece starts while having everyone wait silently for you is the worst

*2:38.

Honoured to be 69th like

I aM SpaRtaCuS!

Most of my life i have been struggling with post nasal drip and/or seasonal allergies...and I was a professional orchestral musician for almost 20 years...I cannot COUNT the times I have had coughing and spluttering fits ON STAGE or in the orchestra pit.Seriously embarrassing,i hear you😆

You made me laugh!! XD

You are a life saver

Thanks :3

thanks!

can anyone identify the conductor and orchestra of the brahmes 4th 1 st movement ?

WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 200 LIKESS

Actually, the conductor would probably say, "omg that's exactly correct!" Believe me, I am not joking. Literally every single teacher/conductor says that slow practice leads to smoother fast playing

I feel you. The harp has 47 STRINGS (although I am not in an orchestra)

Tell me about it lol my school's bass section is just beside the suonas and we can't even tune because of their blaring

Oof

Yang qin be like:

Djent god

I think all of us horn players have had this happen at least once.

Oof

Yikes!

I know this so f*cking well! It's terrible

Walerija Sultan Ikr!

Then next time, don’t edit and “omgah thaks for like” again

Walerija Sultan yeah lol I agree

@@jelly4074 Is that a problem? :o

This is necessary. People could otherwise think its Wodka...!

Wa-ah. Pue wa-ah.

@@lenjak2220 maybe it was

well you never know, especially in the brass

It's vinegar, pussy.

THE NON FUNNY PART IS THAT I WAS THE ONE DOING 80% OF THESE STUFF T_T

Anonymous Girl how was the pain to you

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Bruh I was just about to make this joke!😩 good one.......

Not gonna ruin your 69 likes but that was a good one

Seb W whatever Ling Ling plays is the solo

@@miwir1248 was just gonna say! well done

sacrilegious boi and I oop

YOU HAF NO EYESSSS

This is my bane in fast rhythmic patterns in 2/2. Ends with a half note? Next pattern starts on the next offbeat? Yup, I'm late.

Spontaneous Spider or not long enough

@@pepperths1mp743 nobody hears not long enough. Everybody hears too long

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