Luxury brands using classical music to look classy is the equivalent to middle aged dads acting gangsta to try and be hip.

Luxury brands: Who cares? Musicians can't afford this anyway.

*So are we all just going to ignore the fact that the sheet music on the Louis Vuitton sweater is played at 2054 BPM?*

Things wrong with Louis Vuitton sweater: 1. Key signature - Wrong order - Missing accidentals 2. Time Signature - Grouping of notes indicates the piece is played in 3/2 and not 12/8 3. Tempo Marking - A crochet is used to indicate the tempo instead of a quaver - Imagine the world's fastest clapper and mutliply that speed by 4, that's how fast the crotchets are played in this piece - The semiquavers are played 4 times faster than that 4. Ledger Lines - D semibreve note on the back of the shirt is missing a ledger line 5. Grouping of notes - Notes between bar lines should not be grouped together 6. Positioning and Alignment - The quaver rest should be positioned in the middle of the stave, not on the first line - The alignment of notes and rests in Bar 1 7. Articulation - The pedal marking in Bar 1 is literally telling you to depress and release the pedal immediately before you even start playing, serving no purpose whatsoever. - Correct me if I'm wrong, but 'deuxieme etage' means 'second floor' in French, and as far as I'm concerned, that tells you nothing about how you're supposed to play. For a luxury brand, they made quite a shit job at promoting music theory.

me: *doesn't understand 80% of what they're saying* also me: haha yes stupid companies pretending like they know music theory

My eyes hurt from looking at the shirt... Its like a game of 'spot-the-mistakes' for musicians

That sweater is like the equivalent of those t shirts with random Engrish words that they sell in Japan

the louis vuitton sweater looks like a theory 5 detecting errors worksheet

There’s this motivational poster in my geometry teacher's classroom that says: “In order to lead a symphony, one must occasionally turn his back to the crowd.” I give up. EDIT: Holy hell this blew up. Okay so for anyone wondering, there are two other posters in the back of the classroom next to the symphony one, and yes, they are just as stupid as that one. One reads "To someone who only works with hammers, every problem is a nail," and I forget what the other one was, though it had to do with keys to doors or something. I'm pretty sure that they're there for decoration only because that teacher is rather sarcastic and not the kind of person that genuinely believes these posters, but after reading the comments, I do understand the underlying message it was trying to convey. But from a musician's perspective, it is really stupid.

I feel classy watching Two Set Violin

I am a chemistry buff (I am a farmacist) and once an uncle gave a t shirt with a chemical equation to me at Christmas. Lovely thought. BUT the equations was totaly wrong and unbalanced. It drove me nuts. This video has the same vibe

You can tell these guys play violin *struggle to read the bass clef*

That Louis Vuitton one was like entering an alternate reality where music is only played in hell and everything you love is a lie.

"timing is everything" should be on the next merch honestly.

Here's something really nerdy: they didn't even get the electronic music right. The synth on the watch is advertised as a "Vintage Memory Moog" (1982-1985). It's actually a Moog Voyager XL (2010).

I'm in a middle school orchestra and out teacher often plays two-set violin to wake us up in the morning

People at the table: *Clinks glasses together in celebration* People with perfect pitch: "that was flat"

as someone who plays the piano, why are his fingers curled that way I’m crying

Don’t even get me started on the Volvo commercial that uses the queen of the night aria as a metaphor for a car, as if the aria isn’t about threatening your daughter and telling her to murder someone

In my primary school there was this mural on a small corridor with a line of music painted on but none of the bars added up properly so one lesson in the corridor my singing teacher was like "nah we gotta change this" so she took out a Sharpie and started adding notes to make the bars right

You should redesign the Louis Vuitton Sweater to the right way and make merch out of it😂

Brett and Eddy: says over 10 terms I've never heard in my life while critiquing Louis Vuitton Me acting like I know shit: yea loUiS vUiTtOn the thing and the thing don't go with the thing IDIOT.

Nobody: Louis Vuitton: *If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly*

Designer: Nobody's gonna know. Nobody's gonna know. Louis Vuitton: They're gonna know. Designer: How will they know?

Call me when a Canon camera ad finally uses canon in d

THE WAY THEY PIXELATED EDDY’S MIDDLE FINGER I-

The jumper is “pixelated” because it’s knitted rather than printed.

“Pixelated” should we tell them about knitted shirts??? Might be something they have never seen

In the last one, the guy at the piano, he is LITERALLY bidding on a *Moog* *Voyager* *XL* , while playing on a Steinway - which is waaaay more expensive, and more worth it for classical pianist who can actually play the piano. AmAzInGgGGg!!!

On the Louis Vuitton shirt: 'Deuxième étage' meaning 'Second floor' is that some kind of novel music notation I'm not yet aware of? Am I suppose to go upstairs while I play this ON the piano?

Ok as a French I should tell you guys There's written "second floor" on this Louis Vuitton stuff ("deuxième étage" at 7:09)

No one: Literally no one: Shifty music ads with guys playing absurdly out of time rhythms: TiMiNg Is EveRyThInG

i want merch that says “Timing is Everything”

Apple: have you played a piano one point in your life? Model: played it when till I was ten then I stopped. Apple: you’re hired!

Apple: a multi trillion dollar company Also Apple: can't afford an actual musician

4:57 The tempo is described as "Vivace", whereas the first line says "[quarter note]=2054" which I think means 2054 beats per minute. That's REALLY FAST for Vivace. ;-)

The T-Shirt one: It actually takes effort to get this design wrong, cause any music software you would use to simply screenshot the notation would get it right automatically. I mean: why is the pedal being pressed down and lifted up in complete silence? Why does the right hand have more flats than the left hand? What key is this piece even in? How do you even set this up in something like sibelius or musescore?

If Luxury Brands wants to be Classy then all they have to do is make a TwoSet or Ling Ling reference. 👌

Just so some of you know the last guy playing the piano is RZA founder of the Wu Tang Clan he is an insane beat producer and rapper. I really dont know why they tried to make him look like concert pianist or why he agreed to do this..

“That’s like painting something black and saying it’s art” a picture of the color blue sold for millions

“louis pls” That sounds like something Marie Antoinette would say

Credits to editor San for making this video exactly 10:00 minutes👏😂

Also, at 7:41, the piano starts with pedal, and immediately stops the pedal (with the star). NIce.

It’s the classy equivalent of I’m 14 and that’s deep to billy eilish

On the shirt where it says “Deuxième étage” that literally means second floor in French. Like what???

My organ teacher once witnessed a 100% perfect rendition of the D-major Bach prelude and fugue from a master-student at the academy he was teaching, playing it to near-perfection, but literally ending the final note in the pedal by accident on a C-flat instead of D-flat 😂 EDIT: made a mistake regarding terminology. I ment he ended on a C-natural instead of the supposed D-natural.

"is this a joke?" yes everything about louis voutton is a joke especially the customers

i love how the shirt tells you to press the pedal and immediately release it without playing anything that s deep art

Eddy: “you ready?” Brett: “I’m not ready” Eddy: *plays it anyway* This defines their relationship

No one: Luxury Brands: How do you do, fellow musicians?

The reason the shirt is so expensive is because it was hand crafted with science to cause the most pain possible to musician brains.

8:28 His hand comes up to accept the notification, but the recording is still going. Wow! I’ve never met a pianist who can play with no hands!

Don’t buy luxury goods Just save money and buy Twoset merch

Even I without perfect pitch could hear that the 'note' of the glasses was wayyy off

Those hands on the piano are K I L I N G L I N G me! His hands are so tense. I tried playing like he did to prove a point to my friend after watching this and it hurt my fingers. D U D E. Just get an actual pianist or something...

When Simply piano manages to hire better musicians than Apple

It’s “pixelated” because it’s knitted. Images on knits always look like pixels.

Twoset: "That's like painting an artwork in just black and be like, 'that's colorful.'" Mark Rothko: "Observe."

7:17 Despite so many other errors on Louis Vuitton's part, this one is actually fine. Music theory for piano is that the staves point inwards, so treble clef points down and notes in the bass clef point up . . . Just because it's the two staffs are connected . . . So Eddy wasn't wrong to question it 🤣

6:14 Like five months late, but I have to say it.. The reason it's "pixelated" is that the design is part of the knit, it isn't printed. There's a limit to how finely knit something can be with a certain thread weight, which in turn dictates the resolution of the pattern. Now you may continue * presses play *

Me: Watching twoset instead of practicing Apple: tiMiNg iS eVErYtHinG!

7:00 lmao they even tell you to use the pedal and release it before the piece even starts

3:23 hard to hold back my laughter when you say B sharp lol

I'm not a violinist, I'm mostly a singer and pianist. But I love being a part of your guys' music community where I feel fully understood as a musician finally LOL

On the last ad, the guy was actually playing on a Steinway. The disrespect?!

I wonder if anyone who wears the sweatshirt actually realises how sacrilegious it is...

Someone with art degree:”BlAcK iS a ShAdE

The funny thing is I got an ad before the video for a shampoo brand, also using classical music

The relationship between the camera and mic is lowkey stronger than the Brett and Eddy's relationship.

"Timing is Everything" new fancy twoset merch????

Me: loves Spring because it brings back memories of my childhood Brett: *plays Spring* Me: aH-

5:56 You can literally hear the heavy machinery in the heads of a violinists who see the bass clef.

Brett: composition for bubble tea Eddy: hit two glass Me: is that IKEA glass?

5:56 Did anyone else notice that the bass clef key signature on the shirt doesn't even have the same number of flats as the treble clef?

6:47 As a handbell musician, just would like to say… 99% sure that says “Handbells,” however I have absolutely no idea why or how that ended up in there. RIP the fact that Brett thought it said “Cinderbells.” 😆😭

Flight of the bumble bee player: I can play fast! Louis Vuitton: Allow me to introduce myself. And the timing one. Ouch...

NEW MERCH: eddy’s 1hr composition on a sweatshirt. Show Luis V how it’s done 💪🏽 👇🏼

Me when learn how to use sibelius: (Also, it's a knitwear. Not printed)

I genuinely upset that LV managed to messed that one up. As a high-end brand that usually shows sophistication, I can't believe they couldn't manage to consult to someone who has experience in the music field lmaooo

Me: +finds fabric at hobby lobby with sheet music all over it+ WOW I can make a blouse to wear to my next concert +looks at the notes, time signature, measures, etc.+ *INTERESTING*

8:12 that guy playing the piano’s hand posture scares me

classical music: *exists* luxury brands: *its free real estate*

Seeing that guy curl his finger so much gave me ptsd to when I was a child and the teacher kept scolding to have good posture and relax but not too relax my fingers while playing the piano

List of pieces Brett played: "Spring" by Vivaldi "Eine kleine Natchmusik" by Mozart "The newest symphonic melody artisanal design composition for bubble tea"

why tf is he even buying a keyboard on ebay, he's playing a Steinway damnit!most musicians can only dream of that luxury

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND PEOPLE WITH MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS IS GREAT

"timing is everything" has the same energy as "graphic design is my passion" but played straight

Ngl after watching two set violin I have started appreciating classical music

I love when they professionally roast something.

I'm not even a musician but I'm able to recognize specific pieces just because I watch TwoSet 😂😂😂

5:40 When the director yells at you for resting out of tune

The funny thing about the sweater is most musicians would probably be happy to help fix it so their eyes won’t burn, but they won’t care lol

I’m a little disappointed they didn’t talk about the quarter note = 2054 tempo lol

literally just screamed "timing is everything" along with twoset.

When Brett and Eddy run a bubble tea shop, the bubble tea is going to depend on the sound : 5.75$ A# Bubble tea 5.00$ Bb Bubble tea

7:00 for the Piano part, in the Treble cleff, the Pedal starts and ends before the notes even appear. wow. - regards, humble member of Piano Gang

Welp now I can’t trust any brand with “Louis” in its name .__.

The person who would wear the shirt on the thumbnail is someone who’s learned “chopsticks” and think they’re a classical musician

"If they wanted a G#, they should have tuned it better" - truer words were never spoken.

Since rickrolling seems to be coming back, at least I see it everywhere, I wonder if anyone ever tried putting the notes to it on a t-shirt or something. Cuz that would be hilarious.