Hi

If I win this I’ll buy merch with the prize money

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@@sumwun2445 if I win I’ll buy Isaac

I would buy some but I'm broke af 😂

Isaac is past legend tier at this point

Yep

He sure is a Aussie legend

get him a badge

And hates feminists. Remember hates feminism (at least to an extent) Edit: seen more of his vids, usually mentions that he doesn’t hate anyone so I changed accordingly

Love it

Weird ass username, you first insult me by typing “L” then you randomly type 9 factorial after AND then you say people know you as L 9! The adorkable similar to the name “King Henry The Second”

Maybe come to Texas....it's a how's it going kind of place

"How's it going?" is my standard, "How the hell are ya?"

@Brayden Brayden Not that different at all. I honestly can't imagine a single American not knowing what "How's it going" means.

Yes we do

Itd be aesthetic as fuark

He's doing fucking investment broker ads

Oh I can hear it now "Come to our beautiful fuckin country ya bloody wankers!"

God yes please

That's funny

@@nathan-ck3je I know, right! Still makes me laugh when I think about it. 😂😂

This is way too cute 🤭

She's a champ.

If she did that today she'd get deported.

Excuse me, I think you mean prawns. I think you might be a spy.

@@niceguy4629 7:46

Throw your own shrimp on the barbie, just keep your grubby mitts off me prawn.

They think theyre cool with cowboys riding horses. We have bushrangers riding crocodiles!

@@neverrip875 😆😆

Is that a motherfucking TF2 reference

@@neverrip875 yea but merica has cowboys

It’s not scary, they’re just asses.

weird flex

So, you are saying you are on par with our 5 year olds then.

@@rwuttke You've clearly never met a sailor. There's a reason the term 'curse like a sailor' exists.

@@rwuttke There’s literally a metaphor about how much sailors swear

@@Abear-ur8ir I literally know that. Same about Australians. I mean we say cunt in casual conversation as an example.

Hows Australia two years later?

Proud true blue over here

Fuck yeah

Fuck oath

I'm from Louisiana but you have my respect

Imma proud prick here

And you don’t say g’day mateS. No plural on “mate” thanks.

@@robman2095 You use 'mates' in two cases - ‘I’m going to my mates house' and ‘I’m going out with my mates'

@@ralphnicholls3821 I’m going to my mate’s/mate’s* (sorry had to correct you)

I mean it’s midnight where I’m at but it’s worth it

@@pleasurehammer3912 same bruv

@@pleasurehammer3912 yeah uploading at midnight

Day......

I work night shift so it's perfect!

Omg true 😂

😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

I feel so damn old, I existed before our 24 hour Kmart and I now exist after it’s been demolished and turned into a Menard’s 😭😭

Kmart still exist I have a single store for years

They weren’t wrong.

As a fellow fellow Aussie, your friends are correct

Until ya in lockdown orbe8ng Bitten by a crocodile!

I was born In New Zealand and when i moved to Australia I learned that you should be more afraid of asheys then a flipen wolobia

@@anandagila1222 wtf

Live in Melbourne Victoria, we had 6 months of COVID19 lockdowns, 5km travel limits & 10pm to 6am curfew, very trying not to hate the place

@@phoneticau Yes it sucks but we did well, it felt like it was never going to end tho, but it was only 2 months ish of the super harsh lock down

@@phoneticau California has near stay at home orders starting up... You guys banned hentai though so, oof.

I don’t know a single person who hates Australia either. Nor do I know an Aussie who hates America.

@@LudlowSRK We’ve got a mutual respect considering Aussies are basically Texan-English haha.

Lol same

Same here

The greatest australian guy on earth screams at camera with pure passion

Lol yes

Ikr

Same as when I read your comment 😃

What if he called you "Ossies"

Dude FOR REAL. It's like his voice is the only thing scarier than the DROP BEAR .... *shivers*

I was about to comment how whiny is voice is

@@PepperoniFriedChicken drop bear

He sounds so soy lol. He can stay in America.

@@simonw3858 Hey, we don't want them either! Just let one of your throat slashing drop bears take care of them. Then they'll stop wasting everyone's time with these stupid list videos. Win win

Lol

I won't go to Australia just because I'm from Canada and when they get 40 we get -40

What makes it better is saying Energizer Bunny and showing the Duracell Bunny.

Yea we also dont have our schools in lockdown evey day of the week

I’m proud of Australia. We are the best country in the world even if we have venomous animals.

Snakes and spiders are worse than guns man

@@monkeydui7241 Snakes and spiders coming out of the toilet really put me off coming to Australia though I wanted to live in either Adelaide or Perth wherever is cheapest.

fucken oath m8

The use of the word 'bloke' is suss af

@@teish8393 True right coppa

The animals all want to kill you.

@@teish8393 why is that suss?

mlpsunset shimmer oh, my soul hurts now

Shows how good the American education system is

lmao yes hunny we have states like you

@@warbosszotgoss4908 not gonna lie... we just don’t really learn about foreign countries much. How’s that a fault with our education system?

@Don Duke those are fake, either they only show the minority of people who are dumbasses or they're staged with actors, surprisingly enough we have the same ratio of ignorant people as every other nation, it's just that the stereotype was thrown to us

I agree on the first part

I feel like your not an actual American lol

so what you're saying is... you'd be healthier?

That’s cause ur the number 1 country in obesity

@@alexstafford8347 Did you just say American food is healthier than Australian food. Americans sprinkle sugar on everything. Oh, you found a rock? Put some sugar on it. I'm an Australia and tried a pop tart and it was way too sweet, especially for breakfast. Throw that garbage out and have some nutrigrain.

Yet you can't buy a house or afford Anything.

@@brendamurphy5685 Not really true. We can't afford a house because we waste too much money on non essentials like new $1500 phones every year and multiple subscription services to entertainment companies like Netflix, computer games, music and over the top mobile data plans.

@@brendamurphy5685 we rent, and our economy has inflated were we can buy shit, you guys can't so you're the poor ones over here

You hit the nail on the head with the Mental Health issue. Does this American bloke know that we have national public health care? We have access to free mental health care at our leisure. The culture of "not talking about it" isn't an Australian thing, It's a world wide Man thing. It's a mindset that Men all over the world have been brought up with. We are lucky enough to have a variety of mental health care options, much more affordable than anywhere in America. This American guy is a stooge.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watch out for the drop bears

Don’t forget the 2000+ variants of spiders!

Australia is a great place and not many things will hurt you and koalas are awesome i have held one.

I hope u enjoy moving to Australia

Go relax at the beach for a bit when you get here. It’ll do you a world of good

Ooooooooo

Absolutely roasted them

Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnn

I, as a Yank, can probably handle living in the land of Aussies. I live in a desert, Australia will feel like home.

You come off more American than you realize.

Nein I would go to Germany but I'm more into WWII history and the general history.

because you want to come here, the drop bears will be placed in hiatus until you leave the country

Hopefully you get to know the indigenous people and not only the city people, get to know our land and eat our food it’ll be a good trip

Too right love we will send messages too the drop bare population and make sure your safe from them while your here. 😂

@@aarowyntolentino1255 For sure!

That’s because he’s a hipster. They literally sound like that lol.

He sounds like the burger king foot lettuce guy

@@Wiseguy248 The stereotypical hipster

That's because he's a gay

He's also strangely sluggish as if his voice was slowed down in post-production.

I don't know how high crime rates are in Australia, but I think Alice Springs is one of those places with high crime rates.

I wouldn't live to America if it was the last place on earth!

@@maritanwyzam665 same mate

Lots of places in America are actually dangerous and the country is severely over populated

Too many mexicans and not enough tachos plus wont let me bring my drop bear

@@maritanwyzam665 I've spent a lot of time in the states for work over the past few years. There are some amazing places and amazing people there, but I'm always so happy to come back to Australia.

Number 9 Burger King foot lettuce

little R A T B O I

sounded like a whiny little shit to me

@@theidiotbox9056 Don't disrespect Chills like that

@Jarod Armstrong Same temperature but 40% more humidity will do it every time.

Jarod Armstrong It’s humid and hot in the north of Australia anywhere near the coast, so we’re talking about Queensland, Northern Territory and the northern part of Western Australia which is about the top half of the country but only near the coast. A lot of people from anywhere south of there can’t stand the tropical humidity. So the guy that made that comment about New Orleans probably came from the southern half of the country.

Same lmao

I had the same thought. You wouldnt hear anyone from Phoenix, AZ complaining.

Please speak english

Australia: retire at 65 America: abruptly retire in highschool and receive a high speed pension of hot lead cos little Johnny got bullied too many times.

Sorry to be *that* guy but it's there not their

Hate to say it but it’s *there* not *their*

Their there who cares, you have bigger problems in life if your complaining about it

I kinda like not moving there. (;

Dude same but to be fair the bogans would probably kick the shit out of em if they tried

And I enjoy not living there.

Even though I'm not a Australian, I can agree :/

Eh, idiots are idiots. Oh no there are animals! Oh no we get educated

I’m an Australian and I totally agree

Its not people judging Australia, its just Americans judging anywhere that isn't America.

Yeah thank you people for supporting this message

Fuck, I know right?

As long as the Emus stay unarmed....

Yeah all those nasty AR-15 going around killing people all by themselves. 🤦

@@TheAussief1 🤣

Yea im fine here in america with my ar15s as well

That’s for the best

Univarseman yeah keeping those Canadians out must be a real problem. 😂😂😂😂

@@robman2095 that may be more of keeping our criminals in lmao 😂 The southern border is to keep their criminals out(we have enough already), while of course letting the honest ones in from all sides(of course with certain steps). ^_^

@@feliciab5019 I wish more ppl would stop and listen to we've been saying. We do not hate immigrants, nor do we want their families pulled apart. We have a problem with illegals. They do not pay taxes, they do not assimilate to our culture and many make no effort to learn English . Apparently we are supposed assimilate to them! These are 4 simple rules yoh should abide by when you go to live in a foreign nation its respect. And yes in all the years . I've lived in other nations I have always followed this simple rules! Now does our immigration system need an overhaul and reform? Yes. Last , all around the world ppl either mock us or are angry with us. Ignoring the immense bias the media takes against us. Like "oh your breaking families apart" etc so we look like the big bad wolf. The bulk of the world does not have to deal with the huge amounts of drugs and what amounts to human trafficking.

Trust you dont have to tell us. Imagine having to refinance your mortgage just to pay for a broken pinky. No thanks.

I’ve been 2 seconds after it was posted

Same here

Same I just watched the clip on the TV it said uploaded 1min ago. Early doors to the Buttsmarn. On my tablet now to type a reply. 👍👍👍

Same

Close, but nah.

G'Day mate! Wanna come over for a cuppa?

@@annabelgrace1267 Yeah!!! Anytime wherever.

What

@@bonda3rd150 Seriously my guy! We have Yuma that takes care of the heat. Our red backs aren't quite as aggressive as theirs but our stupidity is on par, tons of space we can't use since conditions are to bad. And our men, oh fuck yeah our men are turning into women.

Have over ten thousand beaches if you visited a new one everyday it would take you 27 years to see them all, we have more annual snowfall than Switzerland, the great barrier Reef is the largest organic construct in the world, we have the world's largest cattle ranch it's over thirty thousand kilometres and is almost as big as the entire country of Belgium. We also have the Daintree rainforest and a living fossil (the lung fish) which dates back to the Triassic period three hundred and fifty million years ago.

Australia doesn't have cold winters. Not in comparison to most of the world

@@XaviRonaldo0 you can say that, but it can get really cold, much much colder then people expect

@@CoopFotho depends where ya live

@@minminegirl6847 yeah

Gives me goosebumps

@@damonanddad7237 ha

True, but calling windshield washers "squirters" is actually perfect, and why in America do we call a windshield on a motorcycle a windscreen, but when it's on a car, we call it a windshield?

I'm american... I've never been to any swim park or pool where people and kids are just stripping naked in front of eachother.... they have dressing rooms for that.... whys this person so keen on seeing kids naked...

I was thinking the same thing, everyone I know calls it a swimsuit or trunks

@@jessetorres9502 Or bathers.

Wdym the wild life is fine. people are just exaggerating but those drop bears will kill you. The heat gets hot but America is also the same of hotter in some places.

@Alexander Patterson yes. We have no school shootings

Heat doesn't matter but big ass spiders are a no but a daddy long leg are fine but not those Australian ones.

If you can't handle the fact that we make the guns harder to reach, then you're most likely a serial killer.

@@seanspencer3041 that's because of a specific massacre that took place in your history that dwarvs anything that has happened in the US...

Yes

Agreed

No :) Jk

I bet it is I'm amarican

@@nathan7627 I was going to say fuck off then but I saw the jk down the bottom

Here's a biscuit 🍪

Sick

Commented before Isaac did

@@legion5074 You bet ya!

Because y'all, voluntarily, gave up your brass.

@@chadparsons9954 mmmm hmmm we got more control

@@chadparsons9954 it took a mass shooting for the Aussie citizens to think maybe not everyone should be allowed firearms and not be allowed to own over powered firearms. You can still own a gun in Australia, you just need a good reason and medically fit to own one.

..or bulletproof school bags.

@@AsloAso your laws didn't exactly stop the last one, Christ-Church was an Aussie, wasn't it?