Kurt russells' Soldier was a vastly underrated flick

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting" One of my favorite ones. :)

Once Upon a Time in the West: “You brought two horses too many.” Total badass line.

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." Oh, Alan Rickman. I'll miss your sinister deadpan monotone voice.

It's not technically a "movie", but the best punchline for me is from Batman, Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths: "There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss. But when it looked back at us... you blinked."

''I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!'' Rorschach was a badass...

"Go with God." "God's gonna sit this one out" LOVE THAT SHIT

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man, you take away all he’s got and all he’s ever going to have“ - William Munny. Unforgiven

Kurt Russell in Soldier is so great. He barely speaks but its such a powerful performance...

"I said I didn't have a use for one. I didn't say I didn't know how to use it." "This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickok." Quigley Down Under.

"Good... Bad.... I'm the guy with the gun." Classic Ash lines never get old.

While everyone talked about Doc from Tombstone, Kurt Russell did have some of the best lines. Everything he said when facing the loudmouth in the bar could have been on this list. "are you going to do something, or just stand there and bleed?"

Schwarzenegger's lines will always stay classic!

you missed one from unforgiven: hackman, " you just shot an unarmed man " Eastwood, " he should have armed himself "

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." Probably my favorite one.

_"I'm going to kill them all, Sir."_ -Kurt Russell, _Soldier_ .

"For England, James?" "No... for me." Bond at his coldest.

How could you NOT have Tom Selleck's line from "Quigley Down Under"?! "I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

Braveheart had the best lines. “And dying in your beds, many years from now...would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance...just ONE chance...to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!” Great stuff. "The Lord tells me I'll be ok. But He's pretty sure you're fooked. ARHAHAHA!"

The "you're locked in here with me" line is just about my all time favorite.

"You called down the thunder, well now you've GOT IT!". Best line ever.

"i come in peace" "Yeah and you go in pieces" Dark Angel from 1990

"You just blew the element of surprise!" *punch* "...Surprised?" - The Italian Job

Oh, I totally forgot the greatest line ever. Kurt Russell, TOMBSTONE: "You tell 'em I'm comin', and Hell's comin' with me. You hear, HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!"

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

“I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning” “So?” “Without any milk”

Arnie the king of One Liners

City slickers Curly-"I crap bigger than you." Best line ever!

You ended it with Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon (2 I believe) and you didn't add the best one: "I'm too old for this shit."

Somehow I knew half of it would be Ahnold.

Here's the ones I know. Let me know those I miss, fellas. 0:08 300 0:12 The Long Kiss Goodnight 0:13 Scarface 0:17 The Matrix 0:20 First Blood pt. 2 0:22 Eraser 0:23 Predator 0:26 Blade 0:29 The Fight Club 0:31 Rambo IV 0:36 Star Trek III 0:49 Kill Bill 0:57 Watchmen 1:05 Cobra 1:12 ??? 1:17 Pulp Fiction 1:25 The Princess Bride 1:30 Scarface 1:37 Die Hard 1:44 Predator 1:47 Con Air 1:52 Thunderball 1:56 Predator 2:02 Eraser 2:05 Aliens 2:07 Robocop 2:09 Terminator 2:11 Terminator 2 2:13 Terminator 3 2:15 Judge Dredd 2:17 Terminator 3 2:19 The Chronicles of Riddick 2:20 Cobra 2:23 The Expendables 2:26 Bad Boys 2:27 Terminator 2 2:28 ??? 2:29 Die Hard 2 2:31 Apocalypse Now 2.33 True Grit 2:35 Air Force One 2:37 Invasion USA 2:39 Sudden Impact 2:43 The World Is Not Enough 2:45 Pulp Fiction 2:48 Commando 2.52 ??? 2:57 ??? 3:01 First Blood 3:07 Soldier 3:15 Mission: Impossible 3:19 The Dark Night 3:27 Dirty Harry 3:33 Commando 3:39 Action Jackson 3:44 You Only Live Twice 3:53 ??? 3:57 GoldenEye 4:05 Unforgiven 4:12 Man on Fire 4:20 Dr. No 4:25 The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 4:35 Live and Let Die 4:46 Missing In Action 3 4:52 Transporter 2 5:00 Black Dynamite 5:13 The Last Action Hero 5:17 Escape From LA 5:24 Top Gun 5:29 Scott Pilgrim v. The World 5:40 The Other Guys 5:49 The Rock 5:55 Conan The Barbarian 6:00 The Expendables 6:05 Team America: World Police 6:11 Snakes On A Plane 6:18 True Lies 6:23 They Live 6:31 Machete 6:36 Army of Darkness 6:40 The Last Action Hero 6:45 Cocodrile Dundee 6:51 Independence Day 6:54 Total Recall 6:59 Hard To Kill 7:07 Enter The Dragon 7:19 ??? 7:24 Army of Darkness 7:29 Passenger 57 7:37 ??? 7:43 Shoot 'Em Up 7:48 Speed 7:57 Hard To Kill 8:03 300 8:13 Braveheart 8:18 Gladiator 8:23 Pulp Fiction 8:29 Taken 8:38 Lethal Weapon 2 Aaaaand that's it. Got almost all of them.

Well look at that, a Chuck Norris fact direct from the man himself: Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes, he steps on necks.

Always love Ripley's line.

This is gold after gold moments. So good.

They TOTALLY missed Nicolas Cage's response to Sean Connery in The Rock. Connery: "Losers go home and whine. Winners f*ck the prom queen." -- Cage: "Carla WAS the prom queen."

"Forgiveness is between them and god. It is my job to arrange the meeting." That quote always gives me the chills.

It may not be an action movie really but I used this one in some of the games I play: "You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time."

"I'm Batman"

And I found myself mouthing many of these punchlines as I watch this video, with a bonus of awkward stares from my colleagues afterwards. Damn.

Diplomatic immunity...... Pow..... It's just been revoked. Lol

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

The best line “come with me if you want to live”, Terminator 2

No ticket.

"Ever danced with the devil in pale monlight?"

"You wanna be a farmer?" ... "Here's a couple of ache-ers" :)

These are great. And you can take that to the bank. The blood bank.

Big Trouble in Little China: "Like I told my ex-wife, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

"I'm on a mission from god" "Tell Him you failed" From the movie Paul

I'm talking to an empty telephone... cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fucking line. - Heat

These aren't punchlines, they're one-liners

"Dodge this!"

Also: "If I ever go to war - I promise your going to see something different."

Khan was quoting Ahab when he was on the back of Moby Dick and stabbing him with a spear before he died. In Lethal Weapon 2 there is another brilliant line after the SA diplomat has been killed and Danny Glover isasked what happened to him, he replies, "He's been decaffeinated."

How could anyone forget Young Guns. Billy the kid line is the best. "I'll make you famous !"

You forgot "You Shall Not Pass" The Lord of the Rings

How can you miss the "Get to da choppa!" from the Predator (1987)?

"I ain't got time to bleed" lol

Now I have to watch every movie in this again.

"game over man game over"

They missed two of the best: “Sit yo 5 dollar ass down fo’ I make change!” And “Whatever you’re reaching for better be a sandwich, cuz I’m gonna make you eat it!”

"coz donuts... don't wear alligator shoes" LOOL had me rolling! Wicked list dude!

Outside of this video "In 30 seconds, you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes" - Total Recall, is probably the most hilarious action movie quote, but possibly my favourite, because it happens towards the end and really epitomises the whole movie.

- I suppose nothing hurts you? - Only pain.

What are you talking about "wish," I use these lines on a daily basis son.

The best line ever was from Man on Fire when the he says "I'm gonna kill them" and nine inch nails starts playing in the background.

"Please excuse my friend, he's dead tired."

"Your worst nightmare" ---Rambo 3 "I'm getting too old for this shit" ---Lethal Weapon "Surf's up" & "Nailed them both" ---Lethal Weapon 2 "If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." ----The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly "He had to split" ---The Running Man "Rest in pieces!" & "I now pronounce you man and knife" ---Expendables 2 "I'm Batman!" ---Batman (1989) "Don't call me Junior!" ---Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade "Keep the change, you filthy animal" ---Home Alone

0:44 - Someone doesn't know their classic literature. That quote isn't just some random action movie line. That's a direct quote from Herman Melville's _Moby Dick._

4:49 OWWWWWWWW.. thats was unbelievable BADASS

"Are you gonna lay there, swallow that blood in your mouth. or are you gonna stand up, spit it out and go spill theirs?" Hardcore Henry

jaws we’re going to need a bigger boat

you should do one for every time Sean Bean dies.

U have the right to remain silent but I wanna hear ya screaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm

I member these.

Can't omit "wake up, time to die" from Blade Runner

What about "Jaws"?: "Smile you son of a BOOM"

"Wake up! Time to die..." - Blade Runner

Damn, I've seen almost all of those. And you kept the best one for last.

well edited! great lines too!

How is there just one quote from The Last Boy Scout here? That was 90 straight minutes of cool one-liners.

All are a distant 2nd behind Rowdy Roddy Piper’s classic.

Thanks for that! I shared it on my channel! Cheers!

5:09 Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoe. That's one of the best lines I've ever heard!

So much good stuff!

So many epic lines missing no Axel Foley :o

"I ain't got time to beed" is and always will be my favorite 80's macho action line.

Tombstone: You gonna do something or you just gonna stand there and bleed...

I aint got time to bleed

I eat punchlines ..for diner !

I was expecting from the chronicles of Riddick “your supposed to be some badass killer, now look at you all back of the bus.”

best line out of these "Eat your vegetables"

Total Recall but no 'See you at the party, Richtor?!' I waited for that one. Decent list though.

"I'm getting too old for this shit"

I love your lists. TY!

Some pretty odd choices in there, but also some great ones. Gad to see Action Jackson got a look in!

Arnold had like half of the lines on here.

One of the BEST videos on KZfaq!!

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