I was going to say that........but I knew someone probably already said it. Ha ha

You're thinking of using this for a non-motor bike ?

cuts bike in half with angle grinder to steal lock

Funny story, that actually happened to me a few days ago.

Thanks to the cashless scrap metal act that shouldn't be a problem :) Otherwise yeah, just steal the lock and sell the metal.

It’s like Gordan Ramsay telling you your food looks or tastes amazing

@@PikachuComments No no it's the equivalent of Gordon Ramsay saying "well that was not half bad", you just take your praise nod and walk away lol.

The weird thing is... physical security seems to be security through obscurity. With the right tools you're just choosing a few numbers which can be figured out and bam done. In the world of computers it's a unique number where each number means nothing unless you have the full set resulting in the inability to solve it. Physical security doesn't seem to have that and it's perplexing.

That's going to be the new name of this lock.

It won't get picked on the street because you're not supposed to bring it with you 😜

hello verified man with more subscribers

And it weighs more than my bike…

i feel like this would be good for someone that has a super expensive bike but can't bring it inside.

The lock costing more than the bike doesn't mean you can't use it. How much is a stolen bike worth compared to one that is secured? That is the value of your lock/security system. The most secure bike is the cheapest (worst) bike with the most expensive (best) lock!

Yea, at this point the thieves will be better off sawing through the bike and stealing the lock. 😆

bronze age unlocked

he invented the unbreakable lockpick

I think you are projecting what you like into the video

@@supermegadong7597 No dawg he literally did that.

@@Dakurar yes but you like a lot of people online always compare real events with video games it’s pretty cringe like those guys who go “woah just like GTA””dude he’s filing his taxes like GTA”

🤣🤣🤣

I just imagine the manufacturer crew sweating, watching this video, and then they start cheering and hugging each other like in a space mission film.

@@s3dchr ??? Y? Their baby just got destroyed.

Because their lock meets his extremely high standard and respect compared to the pile of easily pickable ones out there making bold claims they can’t back up

@@blackopal3138 Only after spending a few hours making a specialized tool.

Not to mention his armory

It's literally lock hell

For a lock, there be no place more dangerous.

@@zickykane5206 What about his garage? That vice is surely a more dangerous look for them than just his desk.

This is a pretty funny comment. 👏

All right for a motorbike lock I guess, since you don't feel the weight

just cut off the part that the lock is attached to dont bother trying to pick or cut the lock

@@Geckoreoor saw off the body that’s it’s connected to and repair it later

@@Fella_friend either i dont understand what your saying or you just said what i meant

​@@Fella_friend Are you speaking from experience 😂

Was it a doctor who sonic screwdriver reference?

I thought that too haha, but no, it's a legit lockpicking dude who shares the name. @@JonXuereb

...and confetti streams from the ceiling...

the celebration can be heard from several blocks away

Blimps, bands, the entire company gets 1 month paid vacation

Meanwhile, at the local stock exchange, investors are shocked to see this company's stock rising so fast, and they sell their homes to buy it.

But of course 1 meter apart since they practice social distancing given that they are a responsible company

Where does that even fit without warping some part on a bike?

@no u this lock is used to lock up God's bike

Big black lock

That was a WTF!! moment.

@@ArthurKhazbs 😂 😂 😂 😂

His house is also the last stage of the game, where you return after completing everything only to find that you become the old man that trains the next young thief.

@@TheFlyingNostril It also serves as the final boss to break into, only to reach an empty house and the realization that you must take up the mantle as the next old man

The aluminum is actually the best part about it. It'll completely destroy an angle grinder, ruin the blade of any saw, and is too big for any bolt cutter to get through. It'd be like trying to eat a jawbreaker you can't even fit in your mouth.

@@TheDreadedJuggernaut it wont destroy the grinder, and there are aluminum cutting wheels. Granted, youd still need a big one, and a few of em, but it could be done. But is it worth it?

@@kjfuson92 forget is it worth it do you have enough time? I mean that’s gonna take a while and be really really obvious surely someone will run you off or call the cops lol

@@kjfuson92 That's the whole thing with theft protection. Don't be the easy target.

I have out-brute-forced your brute forcd

Shazza Boi big s t o n k s

Using bike to secure ur lock.

I would break the bike to steal the lock

Nugroho W. Sadly a 3000 dollar bike still would weigh around 20-17 pounds you’re looking at 10k plus for a bike that light source: work at a bike shop

stonks

Same here

looks like a small chonky lock until anything else is shown next to it

yeah, exactly.

Yup, didn't really have a sense of scale until then. Too bad it still got picked just as fast as anything else that is better than a MasterLock once LPL came back from his garage with his home-made tool.

I was wondering why it had such dinky little keys until his hand came in

Bwaaaaahaaahoohee

Fuck, I thought the same thing

DUDE SAME

That's too funny!

You know, she never said that.

They only have 5 in stock at a time.

@@wileecoyote5749 that's because those locks are that massive. Black holes are generally considered unsafe.

It takes time to melt down a whole bike and turn it into a lock.

@@pauliiizweipunktnull ... "Black holes are" I totally lost it there 🤣🤣🤣

@@Zantetsu13 huh

Left me shook!

Finally a lock company that actually get gives a f***. The fact it requires a specialist tool only made by one man, makes this worth the 300 Dollars as a home lock.

@@MoulayC.-qv3rn left me wet

He's streets ahead

the skreetz is my desk blap blap skkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

enter electric bike with battery stored in the frame, followed by excessive sparks and a fire that doesn't go out for days.

Good luck with that if the frame is aluminium or carbon.

faced with this lock I could see a thief simply destroy the bike out of spite.

I'd be the petty fucker that steals your seat. Have fun with that.

😂😂😂😂

Titanic crew called, they want their pantry lock back.

I think the Titanic is it's own anchor by now...

@@apotato8076 ouch

@Writer B.L. Alley i mean hasn't it been a hundred years at least

What if the thief notices this on the street watches the video as a tutorial?

@@satxcho If they then go and make the necessary tool by hand (note LPL did not describe it at all), then practise for hundreds of hours, I think they deserve to get the bike. This guy is so highly skilled he makes almost impossible feats look easy.

@@dielaughing73 Like watching a pro on guitar playing a piece of junk and making it sound good.

I was lucky enough to get a demo yesterday from Jaakko F. on opening Abloy locks, so I'd say he's a third one. But indeed, picking is a very uncommon way to attack a lock in real life.

@@dielaughing73 Did you said that if someone learns how to pick and make its own tool he deserves to have what he picks? Like if he picks a bike he deserves the bike??? Really??? Or I just misunderstood? Because all I understand for now is that you can steal things if you learn how to pick and make you own tools...

Fucking signed this faster than the sun doing its fusion.

I had the same reaction but i saw the video only about 4 minutes lol

I'm impressed he mad either in the garage. It looks so good like it was machined

@@jacobfaller6406 I think he does have some machining experience and work stations at his home, not sure if that's how you say those things but I'm not really knowledgeable about the topic

@@rtyboy Lawyer, gun enthusiast, pro lockpick, and knows his way around tools... LPL and Joerg Sprave are definitely in my zombie survival team

@@redrickschuhart3836 Jim Jefferies once made a snide comment about gun owners. "None of you give a shit about home security. None of you go to home security conventions. None of you read Padlock Monthly. None of you have a Facebook picture of you behind a secure door going, “Fucking yeah!” Now we have LPL, who literally stand BEHIND a secure door going 'and as always, have a nice day, thank you.'

Guest starring Donald Trump!

I had the same reaction. OMG honey I shrank LPLs hands!

*SAF (lol)

yeah exactly

ahahaha

*stab!* *stab!*

In the world of computer security, this is called "Rubber hose cryptography" -i.e. you hit the guy with a rubber hose until he tells you the password or w/e you need to get in.

@@Lazarus7000 There's an alternative referred to as "thermorectal cryptoanalysis". Guess what it's about :)

@ Hi I'm Kangarou! A common theme in KXCD comics (comics for nerds) is how a $20 pipe wrench can beat most any computer security system! Similar concept.

@@todddouglass870 Do you mean XKCD comics?

The basement. The kids aint getting out this time

@@marcelm.4847 oh fuck I didn't expect it lmao

@@senatorarmstrong689 lol

just make a chain out of these and lock it to an entire building

A ship's anchor.

the flexing with this one is strong

i thought it was going to be bosnian bill.

That's usually how it goes

his skills at maiking tools are as impressive as his lockpicking skills. This tool is absolutely perfect.

It looks like a professional grade tool, even. This man is not to be underestimated lol.

Imagine carrying it

Imagine a thief taking the lock and leaving the bike.

In the Netherlands where everyone rides a bike, bike thieves keep all bike weights equal. This because the lighter and more expensive the bicycle the heavier the lock.

thicc*

Sheldon Brown used to joke that all bikes weighed 30 pounds - you either got a 28 pound bike with a 2 pound lock, or a 20 pound bike with a 10 pound lock.

Same! It jolted me a little when it came into view!

I only understood when he brought out the other bike lock

I taught that oh its just a little bad lock like some other bad bike locks but when i saw his hand i was like Ok Ok Ok Ok dat big boi lock

Yeah, I was like "Damn, those are some small keys...OH MY GOD!"

I know right

that would be hilarious

it wouldnt even fit through the loop is has to go through

Theyd have better luck just punching the door

Owen Clough woooosh

Death giveaway you are the school weed dealer.

LPL's garage is a machine shop.

That must have been this lock companies happiest day ever.

I'm gonna use the tool that no Bosnian Bill but I will make in my garage.

@@marshallfischer3667 Altor CEO has a big grin in his face LPLs garage enters the room... CEO "uuurrgggg...."😂

SAF: "Oh, you are approaching me?" LPL Garage: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."

Why won't that took pick it open?

but is masive and i dont think you can lock the bike to thick poles or whatever

He's also had good things to say about Bowley

@@edlaralara It's prolly good for motor bikes

Look at Bowley and the ERA Fortress

It's secure, but you wouldn't want to have to carry this damn thing on the go and it costs hundreds of dollars. For its purpose of locking up an expensive bike at home, it works, but you probably want to use something lighter to carry with your bike, like a Kryptonite U-lock with a reasonably good core.

😂

LPL : but my desk is not the street

2 mins later: oh shit

I think that would be the BikeThievingLawyer. His cousin with the TikTok account.

Raises and beers for everyone :-)

Cut through the bike frame, remove the center piece you cut through, then weld it back on when you get home.

rdizzy1 That would remove any value the bike has though.

@@JasonZakrajsek not the value of the lock though 🧠

@@amaryllisnightingale6309 Welcome to 2020, we steal the lock and leave the bike.

@@JasonZakrajsek Well maybe you just want to use it yourself, then it doesn't matter...

Because if the lockpicking lawyer says its a yes then you are bacically accepted by god (Not english so dont be mean bout my spelling)

ItsThatGuyWolfi your comment has perfect grammar, bruh what

@@fort809 "you are *_bacically_* accepted by god" but yeah, his grammar is great. My native language is English, and I probably spell words worse than him.

This is one of the rare video that LPL praise the lock. So it's definitely an achievement

I mean, when I look at a lock the first thing I do is check to see if LPL has picked it.

AndroidRandom haha

“LPL MADE THIS TOOL IN A GARAGE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS.”

"I'm sorry, I am not LPL"

Best scene in whole marvel universe

And I am Lock Picking Lawyer Man. [snap]

1 and a half minutes to pick, and uncounted hours designing and fabricating a custom tool.

Indeed, it really took several hours to pick if you include fabrication time, and who knows how much research before that.

And that was someone who had the opportunity to look at the key to design the tool.

It took him 61and 1/2 minutes because he spent an hour making this pick. If the LPL needs his workshop to open this, it's pick proof.

@@sithlordzach8418 I mean, try picking a lock for 1 and a half minutes on the side of the road lol, by the time you are done you will have gotten caught several times..

OF COURSE! ... Great, now I wanna see LPL as Raul Julia's Bison

He's a genius.

And for a homemade/ handmade pick, it's absolutely Beautiful!!! Stunning piece of brass hardware..!

I'd like to see a video of him creating the pick.

On only a few hours, may I remind you. And it is prettier than any other picker you will ever find.

Me: **Looking at my almost empty bank account**

Gericko Llarena Yes, I must try one but I probably can’t afford it.

I wouldnt think they sold as many in the first place but after this vid, some more sells should actually triple it.

LPL sells me on locks. I only buy what he says is good.

*suddenly

tbf some bikes are 10k+

Ye but most ppl have a bike less than 1K

@@szymonmalota3894 Yeah but most people don't buy 300 dollar locks¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@roanv that too, but if you're gonna buy a 1K+ bike you might as well get a good lock with it

people tend not to lock 10k bikes at the side of the road though

Exactly

We are open to suggestions

@@altorlocks what a boss response

@@altorlocks a 15kg pad lock

@@altorlocks a bike lock that doesn't cost more than the average bike could be a good starting point

Matt Smith went several years not showing this tool to the public, very unlikely to share the design with sparrows.

Is Matt Smith doctor who

@@tintim2230 had the exact same thought when he said it's matt smith and he's from uk

@@Arthad online username is huxleypig69 he has yt vids

Arthad he used his sonic screwdriver to pick the lock!🤣

Like a hammer

Antifa's #1 choice.

That's not what she said

@@FokkerBoombass please, those wusses won't even be able to lift the damn thing.

Berkeley wants to: *know your location*

at that price ? dont think so

I think he ment the new tool?

Maybe in the next month or two as views pick up maybe 1 or 2 sales.

You think folks who can afford a bike worthy of that care about the price?😂

If your bike is like 5k this is an okay lock i guess for the price

That hit different

I spilled some beer on the floor for my dead homies.

it was the understatement of the year

Being a disc core, why didn't he use that tool he did with bill? I don't understand. Instead he create another one. What.

@@xFucur The one he made with Bill isn't long enough to reach the discs on the lock. The discs are buried too deep inside the thing.

@@xFucur I don't know much about disc detainer locks but just by looking at the tool, I can tell it's pretty different from the tool he normally uses. Therefore there's something about the core of the discs in there that's shaped differently or arranged in a way that his normal tool wouldnt work. Either that or the core is just tucked so far back in the lock that his normal tool can't even reach the discs

@@xFucur It's too short

I think this disc detainer core has to be tensioned from the back so thats why that piece has to go all the way to the back of the lock

Hm yes the floor here is made of floor

His desk is orders of magnitude dangerous than the streets. It's where the pinnacle of efforts from world's best crumble into dust.

thats the most badass thing ive heard him say

If he keeps going in his ex's backdoor, he might be on the street. But I am sure he could find a way into somewhere if that happened.

Thousandth like lol

S.A.F will be Slow as F***

its 13 pounds, thats not really that much lol

@@theglamthropologist apparently, LJboogie has never ridden up a hill with groceries!

I got panniers so I'll just put it in them.

If weight's a concern, our APEX Series are some of the lightest locks on the market!

I imagine you'd lock it to a bike rack or any other place you'd lock a bike to...

@@nathanarnould1865 Well duh. But the thing is so thick it limits your locking areas. With a chain/cable, it's much more flexible and would allow you to lock to thicker poles, other places that are not specifically bike racks, etc. With a long enough lock you could also pass it through your front or back wheel for extra security. You can't do that with this lock and you would need to ensure wherever you are taking your bike has a bike rack that can accommodate such a thick lock.

@@1234567895182 A well thought out response there, but you seem to have missed the entire point of the video.

(edited)

@@RobeonMew prob edited some typo

Glowstone Dust yet he still has two typos...

Kinda defeats the purpose of stealing the bike if you've had to cut it in half in order to do so. Unless your objective is to be a dick, in which case, mission accomplished!

cut through the bike rack this thing is secured to

take a bike to a bike shop with a lock attached... I feel like that's a huge red flag.

@@UnknownGamer40464 Not a real shop. A chop shop.

Well, even given a rack or anything alike which can't be cut easily (maybe one works in an evil overlords lair and somehow has a high pressure OF2 pipe to lock the bike onto), just cutting the bikes frame is still an option. I mean, a bike worth enough to justify such a lock is probably worth enough to do so just to sell the parts.

@@nullmark5429 They're usually galvanized steel. Nothing fancy. In fact, pretty easy to cut. Not sure where they'd make a tungsten carbide bike rack, or why you need oxygen difluride involved. The bikes' frame is still going to be the most expensive part, what's the point cutting the frame when everything else is still easy enough to take off either with a quick release, or a small spanner?

Yup! A company called Almax makes "uncroppable" chains for securing motorcycles. However, if you don't chain it to something immovable, the theives just pick your motorcycle up and put it in a van ;_;

They dealt with the problem that I deal a problem go so brute force and overkill that it's really just stupid if you play ark I killed a alpha giant squid thing with like 50 level 200 sarcos or something to that effect it lasted all of 30 seconds if I recall correctly it was like a level 70 I just brute force my way through a problems and it works usually but that's because I brute force so hard that there's really no amount of resistance you could put up in the first place that's what altor did here is they just brute forced their way through the problem

@@ussessexcv-9189 kinda sad that you expect people to care, but you do you.

*C H O N K

@@ussessexcv-9189 cool life story want to tell me about how you got married next?

@@danksanchez4324 *This chapter is yet to be unlocked.*

To be fair, he didn't show any of the process for how he made the pick. That probably took a while.

Still impressive he was able to make the tool. In a relatively short period of time.

Correction, the tool design is based on and very close to identical to HuxleyPig69 / Matt Smith, it's not his tool.

@@awdksdlsjd no he made it himself based off Matt's pick.

I think that's the first time I heard LPL compliment a lock (maybe he did it in previous videos i haven't seen yet). i wish there where more locks good enough for him to praise. Yes i count the facts that he had to build the tool and said it´s unlikely that anybody would cut through the lock as praising it.

I checked the lock web and they did put that words as their seal of approval. They sound so proud of it.

Taeufler watch the one with the squire lock. He liked that one.

I expect some kind of security with $300+ worth of a lock. Hell if it was so easy to pick it, you may as well just go get a cheap Master Lock from Walmart.

@@point-five-oh6249 maybe not. Most thieves nowadays don't have any skill which is why even high end locks don't have particularly great cores; they just need to survive neanderthals brute forcing it.

Balderdash!

Malarkey!

Hogwash!

horse hockey!

Challenge Accpeted

underrated

This bike lock reminds me of Fred Flintstone getting his brontasaurus ribs at the drive-thru

You stole my comment.

Ingvar Hallström boo hoo no one cares

@@ingvarhallstrom2306 it's not hard to come up with this on your own. Many people have similar ideas.

SimulatedScience yeah, LPL even mentioned it in the video itself

I remembered watching this lock on what'sinside channel..... They did the same thing cut the bike

Mirko Mueller I was thinking the same thing.

wow...lol.

Wait... maeby it is!

If we throw enough people at their bullets, they will eventually run out of bullets.

The ISU-152 of U-locks.

@@lorenzolabanca5613 ratio of Soviet and German troops losses is 1.3:1. What kind of throwing people at bullets tactic are you talking about, brainwashed degenerate?

@@hohladych Actually it's 3:1 or 5:1 depending on the source and either way you should probably remember which one of them won the war. Also you are the one who is brainwashed.

Sg Flaxy yeah that ratio sounds about right if my history teacher wasn’t lying to me about history

And reduce more places for homeless people to sleep

Bike racks should be made from a U shaped piece of 3/4” hardened rod encased in a 2 1/2” galvanized steel pipe filled with pea gravel and fiber reinforced concrete. Be hell on grinder wheels...

@@ZenoDLC who needs a bike rack under a bridge???

@@rawovunlapin8201 More importantly, how did 290+ people forget what year it was?

And the bike racks near me can just be lifted out the ground

Wear it on a chain like Flavor Flav.

More to show that one of the greatest lockpicking masters had to make a custom tool, took over a minute, and said it was virtually unbreakable. It’s like if Mike Tyson said he wouldn’t want to fight somebody, they’re a monster

@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange its like if Stephen Hawkin looked at your homework and said: good job kid

I had to check. Holy shit. They did and it's fucking awesome. They also wrote "The LockPickingLawyer says "the chances of this being picked on the streets are essentially zero". Watch as he picks the SAF Lock with a pick he custom made himself because there are no picks commercially available for the SAF Lock.".

I wonder how much they have to pay LPL for using that video commercially...? Or, is that under some "fair- use-rule..?

@@ArnsteinBjone To be honest, he seems like the kind of guy that, if asked, he would just let them do it, Maybe the only he payment he wanted was a SAF Lock or other products they make

Is that the Monty Python song?

@@heisenberg_fisher2890 sounds like Shane McMahons gimick entry song ;)

Simply Red?

@@heisenberg_fisher2890 everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker, it's accountancy that makes the world go 'round...

Money on my mother fucking mind

"He's heading for that small moon.." "That's no moon!"

I was thinking "hmmm that lock looks pretty small despite being TAF", but then I saw the hands and noticed that it's both big _and TAF_