"Punching the Chocolate Frog" sounds like a sexual euphemism.

Ashens fists an edible amphibian after being disappointed by a train station.

"What flavour bean did you get?" "I got weaponised anthrax flavour"

There's something surprisingly amusing about watching an adult man punch outdated chocolate.

Ashens: If you wish to see a grown man punching, and being unable to penetrate, a chocolate frog.

these are older than Harry was in the first book

Ashen in Hogwarts would be a very short book series. "Yer a wizard, Stewart!" "Oh sod off!"

Some people watching this are younger than these sweets

Did you have 'Watch some English dude physically abuse a piece of frog-shaped candy' on your bucket list? Well, scratch it off.

Best drinking game: Watch Ashens videos and take a shot everytime he says "Slight hint of rot."

Ashen eating Mouldy treats is always my favourite thing to watch.

In 100 years these videos will be educational content about human lifestyles. This idea both appeals to me and terrifies me in equal measure.

I was six years old when the first book came out and I remember all this merch. I remember going to the local WB store in the mall to buy this. I still have my old quidditch umbrella from 3rd grade in my car. I am old. You are old. We are all old and we shall turn to dust soon. I hear the void calling.

I love the translations on the bean package. "Bertrum Butts Allsmakbønner"

That's the thing about those "jelly bean" type candies - they get hard over the years, but stay edible otherwise.

Fun fact: Ashens actually created all of his videos in the late 2000s so his content could stay consistent

When he punched the frog it reminded me of the scene in the inbetweeners where neil punched the fish to death

The first few movies and the PS1 games were a big part of my childhood~ I can appreciate how the series grew with its audience, but the less serious more whimsical earlier instalments have always appealed to me more, the Chamber of Secrets is still my favourite!

Now 31 cards? Now 3D cards? Now 31 carbs? Now 3D carbs?!

If I remember correctly, I think the chocolate frogs actually did taste kinda like cheap chocolate at the time, they weren't bad but they certainly had that hint of cheap chocolate.

That chocolate frog gave me SERIOUS flashbacks. I used to love these.

Poisonous hat is my favourite jellybean flavour.

I love that the most replayed segment of this video is where you just falcon punch the choclolate frog

The fact that Ashens is still alive after the amount of these he has done surely means he is a wizard.

"this will taste of dog poo that's been wiped on your grans corpse" Had me fucking pissing myself mate haha

This is crazy I remember as a kid getting a ton of this stuff in my Christmas stocking as a kid. I also got a Harry Potter blanket, one of those disturbing vibrating broom sticks, and an action figure. P.S. Those frogs were terrible. And the cards DO have famous witches and wizards. Cliche enough I got Dumbledore, my brother got professor Mcgonagal if I remember correctly.

The tomato flavoured ones were actually pretty nice when, you know, they were within date and still supposed to be edible

Bertie Botts Beans is the original Beanboozled challenge.

Good Dad, it feels like years since I last watched an Ashes video

I'm slightly impressed you know Clannad. Just slightly though.

I love you and your channel so much. this franchise is close to me, born in 1997, grew up in a town it was filmed it - live in another one! very happy you did this! you always make me laugh and smile! x

I remember eating both of these as a kid, and collecting the cards. this video was a total nostalgia trip, thanks Ashens!

The most powerful wizard of Clannad?

Thanks to a certain meme which will be in my head forever I wish everyone in the harry potter universe had Glaswegian accents

Well, I'm not sure about 12 years ago, but those current Bertie Botts flavors came out 10 years ago :) Because that's when I had my first box, and we were all gagging on vomit and praying for candy floss. It's because before that companies assumed that using chemicals to create "non-food" flavors would be unpopular (The things you learn from watching a Jelly Belly documentary).

I need to make a looped version of Ashens feebly punching a chocolate frog repeatedly in frustration.

Wow it's a upload before midnight!!!

The tomato made me puke as a child.

With all the off food stuffs Stu has tried, he could quite easily write a post apocalyptic dietary guide

British man fists frog to death after being disappointed by train station.

OMG I remember these!!! I used to trick my family in to eating the vomit and earwax ones lmao!

We learn don't eat spoiled food. If you do, find your closet Brit to eat it.

Omg I used to have some of these when I was like 4/5 years old! I still have some of the cards from the chocolate frog, thanks for giving me a ton of nostalgia

I don't know why but when I watch Ashen's review horribly outdated food I get hungry.

With the beans. I was expecting him to just get the bad ones then you can't tell whether they've aged terribly although just got the bad ones

love to hear you gag Stu. *PLEASE* more knockoff tech, bring it back. thanks for the vids 🇬🇧

You are my favorite youtube person because I know I can count on you making me laugh with every video you make c:

I remember the tomato and carrot beans actually being quite good. Bloody hell this takes me back.

I can't wait for the one time where he opens something really old and a million insects crawl out

These could've very well been stolen from my 4th grade Easter basket

I'm slightly amazed that the chocolate frog survived being punched more than once. I have to wonder if it was that durable when it was fresh.

i love how he decided to pound the crap out of the harry potter chocolate frog

just a posh freddo

I actually started passing a package of Beanboozled jelly beans around when I was let go from a data entry job over the holidays for a subcontractor of Toys'R'us. My boss at the time thankfully allowed it, under one condition: *Nobody was allowed to vomit*, so I couldn't just have them dive in blindly, and had to tell them which flavors they *could* get, that they are said to be quite accurate and make them pick the flavors they thought they can handle. (which resulted in only a few daring people going for the beans that *could* have been vomit.) The original plan was to save the beans for April Fools Day, but I didn't stay that long, so I just brought them in as a parting gift. It still made for a good laugh when they pushed their luck and got vomit instead of... what was it, chocolate pudding? Or was that one matched with dog food? Can't remember. I for one played it safe and picked Grass/Lime (I got grass) and Blueberry/Toothpaste (I got toothpaste), and I can confirm that those taste shockingly accurate - if a bit sweet in case of the grass, and two of my poor former co-workers assured me that vomit is also very accurate and that they had to spit the bean out right away and then wash their mouth out.

Ashens punching the frog gave me melee attacks in Overwatch flashbacks

I remember those Bertie Bott's beans. Not only were they really lame, all the """bad""" ones also had an exclamation mark on them, instead of the Harry Potter logo

Thank you ashens

I remember getting these and distinctly remember an earwax flavour that was so accurate I puked. I wished it was in this bag as it it lookes the same.

I used to love those old Harry Potter sweets. They also did these small chocolate bars that were a bit like Milky Ways except they were green inside and had popping candy on the top, they were really good. I also remember quite liking the horseradish jelly bean.

As a fan that grew up with the books from ages 7-13, Ashen's description of their steadily growing maturity and sadness ("by the 7th one, everyone's being slaughtered") is 100% accurate, and I would have laughed if I wasn't irreversibly scarred (haha 'scarred').

Harry Potter and the cursed child? I prefer Ashens and the game child

It's not Leviosa, It's Leviosaaaaaaaaah.

finally more food stuff. this is why i subscribed

"it's kind of horseradish or poisonous hat or something"😂😂😂

3:35 What the hell?? Ashens is a Hamon user?

lol surprised he didn't notice 'Bertie Botts' was written as 'Bertrum Butts' in one of the languages on the beans box. XD

I don't mind reading stage scripts, but honestly, I've had pain induced hallucinations more enjoyable than Cursed Child.

Thanks, Stuart. I really needed something good today.

I bet Ashens is going to be on the toilet all night tonight.

Expired more than 10 years ago? how do you even find these stuff?? Were you storing it for two decades?

Ahhh I remember these.... Bertie Botts in the cute red bag (later blue), Acid Pops, Blood Pops, Wizard Chocolate Coins in a little blue bag, and many other things.

ending song=fantastic. great job ashens.

Do Jellybeans even have best before dates? I believe being told by quite a few people they never go off which might explain why the box has none.

I've never read any of the books or seen any of the movies. I probably should at some point. They sound quite fun.

Right off the bat when he's "explaining" Harry Potter, it made me want to strangle him, there were so many different references in that and none of them matched!

I can watch Ashens eat 12 year old wizard candies off his couch while an animated Nyan Cat zooms across my loading bar. Technology is amazing.

Hey Ashens, have you ever heard of this thing called *SLEEP?*

suomen kieli mainittu!!

Oh man, that takes me back. I still have a bunch of those cards lying around somewhere, including that Platform 9 3/4 one. From what i remember, the chocolate frogs I got mine from were only around the size of a Freddo chocolate though, and it was definitely a few years before 2004.

When I feel down, I just watch one of your videos. Thank you sir :)

Not notifications just on youtube all the time

Harry Potter and the endless hyperbole. Harry Potter and the liquid farts. Harry Potter and the unpaid gas bill. Harry Potter and the rusty moped. Harry Potter and the pyramid scheme. Books coming later this year.

The OG Beanboozled gets to see the light of day

I’d say that fantastic beats and where to drop them was my favourite book

😅more old food at last

Ashens any chacne you could review the chinese Tucano PSP clone "mp5 game player with build-in 10000 games"? it's only a GBA, GBC or NES emulator as far as i know but i wanna know if u can put more emus on it

The way Ashens punches and cant actually break a chocolate frog makes this video.

Watching a guy punch a chocolate frog and fail a few times on his sofa at midnight, what had my life come to... 😂

Did anyone notice that it said butts on the beans package. It also said bonner. I realize its a different language, but butts. Hehehe

Argh! Don't scratch the lenticular bit! It's like nails down a blackboard for me. :(

"Dog poo that's been wiped on your gran's corpse" Damn, man

Harry Potter held aloft his magic wand and sung "20 years and my life is still, trying to get up that great big hill. Of hope, or whatever that means"

yay :3

Voldemort did nothing wrong.

Such nostalgia with the chocolate frogs! I remember them being really popular in school around 2001/2002 I loved collecting the cards.

i remember picking up the bertie botts beans when i was a little child, loved them

My unboxing videos were taken down by KZfaq. I lost my job at the undertakers as well.

Now that it's been 20 years, can we please admit that Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert. Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to. >a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

that's what i got when i started school (which was in the very early 00s though, so they would be even less edible by now, although they'd probably taste better actually; mould might mask the horrid flavours of those beans). That brought back memories, right down to the Harry Potter logo on the beans, thank you Ashens. They also didn't taste as subtle when they were new.

:O nostalgia overload! I still have a few of those chocolate frog cards knocking around! no fizzing wizbees though? those were the best ones, like an actual new kind of sweet