good dirty baby

Oh shit never knew that

This is accurate.

I’m from the USA and can attest to the correctness of Tofron’s definitions.

in the UK, it's all just jam

@Landsman Admiral Ravioli you didn't scare me.

RattusRattus 903 Warn me next time. I was petrified, along with my grandmother. She was so scared in fact she’s in the floor and clutching her chest.

​@@rte3384did she survive?

Steve: Peanut Butter never fails and it lasts forever! AShens: It's runny diarrhea much like the entirety of 2018!

....Nice

Like the last time Martha Stewart queafed... Legend says the room still smells of powdered fish...

Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice. Mmkay.

I just wanted to write the exact same comment xd

Too late

Too late

Celebrating 2018 by food poisoning!

for me its 2019

Too late 😔

Nice hiss

Came here to make the same reference, have a like.

Nmmkay!

Alright so lets start off, with that instant coffee. :)

@@Ladderthief1 *musical spoon stir*

Nice!

Lets get this out on to a tray. Nice!

a nice hisss @@shellishermash2096

DingDongBells NICE

NICE

I like Peanut Butter and SPAM

50 year-old peanut butter*

Draw Ashens eating 50 year old jam

@@drwhite7285 Kicking 2020 off the same

so how did you kick off 2020? Oh, I watched ashens eat 50 year old peanut butter and jam

Yes.

North American KZfaqr Yeah it’s for psychology

It was never not tat reviews.

@jonathan milam I don't even think Steve would have tried that jam

Another man of culture I see. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@Soulifix 'See the bulging in this can? This thing is full of botulism, and I will not be trying it. There are certain things I won't eat, and this is where I draw the line.'

haha. just the right comment.

Mmmkay

Please give me ringworm

I’m so sorry.

Jill Stingray is Precious smells slightly of a good story and a lot of WROUGHT

Ashens immune system has evolved over the years, In a zombie apocalypse he will be the cure that saves us all.

My theory is that the bacteria responsible for botulism were so disgusted by the contents of the can that they escaped.

@Igni Draco I know that. That's why you have to look out for it in meats and vegetables more than most fruits. Mostly, I wanted a chance to comment about how I think Ashens is a camera on a tripod with arms attached to the sides. WHICH HE OBVIOUSLY IS!

@@WetDogSquad Yes, that does exist. I don't know of any broad term for it. Technically, yes if you expose yourself to certain toxic substances regularly, you can, depending on the substance, begin to produce targeted antibodies.

@@LeafseasonMagbag Mithridatism may be what you are thinking of. It actually does work, however the issue is that it only works for certain toxins, and for others the amount of accumulation would be toxic. The most valuable use of it is for snake venom really.

what he said

So preserves is also jam, but with bigger chunks.

And we call gelatin (what Brits call jelly) Jell-O. Genericized trademarks, and all that. Like how (in the South at least) we call all facial tissues Kleenex.

marmalade is made with zest

Jellys are clear, jams have bits of fruit in them, marmalades have peel, and conserves have nuts.

Laughs in 2020/21

@@Tony-112 laughs in 2022

Yeas Steves awesome dude if it weren't for him I wouldn't be doing ration reviews

Let's get this out onto a tray!

Nice!

Let's get this out onto a tray... Nice!

Ashens needs to spend 2019 doing collabs with everyone I follow on KZfaq! The Ashens/LGR and Ashens/Techmoan collabs would be interesting.

Would be awesome, they could review an MRE then a munchie box

Now that is a good idea

Ashens this tastes revolting Steve:Nice

Im still waiting for bigclive and ashens collab

that would be genious, well worth watching!!!

Danm OP that pfp bout to make me act up... *Bites lip seductively while filling diaper with pee, cutely*

I think theyre from différent countries

They should really add "Food poisoning" debuff to all canned food in those games. On a side note, I think I never actually ate canned/prewar food in Fallout! It felt way far off, and Iguana Bits didn't look that bad in comparison.

@Chris Nunez nothing like some brahmin steak fresh of the bbq grill

@@Yorick257 I mean, maybe radiation has helped to preserve them. idk

I'm sure if there was an apocalypse 60 years from now, and someone found a can of food from 2020, it would still be good. These days there's so many preservatives in canned food it probably would stay good for over 100 years. Back then, not so much.

@@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334 A society that have been living with the nuclear scare for 130 years would have invented some incredibly effective preservatives. In the Fallout series the entire pre-war world revolved around preparing for the coming nuclear holocaust.

I was actually just about to type that out too lol, he gets confused every time he refers to them. So basically: Jam - thick stuff that most people don't actually care for as much Jelly - less thick but thick nonetheless stuff that people put on sandwiches and with eggs or other combinations

@@drownsinkoolaid4203 who puts jelly with eggs

@@startedtech I'm from the south so I don't know if that's just a regional thing but having grape jelly with scrambled/fried eggs is a really common thing around here. Mainly something older folks like (like cornbread and buttermilk mixed), I think it's disgusting myself lol

Thanks for saving me from having to say this myself.

@@drownsinkoolaid4203 Might be something within your region, because I'm from the south as well, and never heard of that before. Have heard of people putting jalapeno jelly on eggs, but that stuff is kind of odd in and of itself.

😂

Battle Pensioner is more like it.

Pensioner's Breakfast: War Edition

Cool

@@dodecahedron1RCI's had b1 units and had the same contents as in the video.

Don't be depressed at New Year - it's nothing special, just a day of pathetic forgotten misery like any other.

@@drunkenhobo8020 thanks i feel better now!

Depression isnt real You just say you’re depressed so you can mooch money off the government

Hope you have a good new year.

Let's get this out onto a tray!

Nice, mmkay

@insanity wolf Nice! Alright! Cool.

Decadent

Success if it tastes like moth balls and old library books...

Don't worry, 2021 will make you forget all about 2020.

@@TsuladanGaming 2021 is worse, we are STILL in lockdown 🤣

@@TsuladanGaming true but this year for me feels sorta boring

@@TsuladanGaming Oh you poor poor Children....

WINDOWS 87 64 years ooof

*Glurt*

Timestamp?

thats the month not the week. Its september of 54

@@JoeyA304 tends to be the week of the year on these things, seen enough steve1989 to know that 😂

If you freeze it... You know, for some reason.

Solid is when it feels more like mud

uh, yes. yes there is.

you can have many variations of diarrhea; semi solid, liquid with bits, pure water, etc.

Look at the can of worms you've opened.

Why don't they make cans like that anymore?

I think spam is still like this

Watch a video with outdated picnic bog, also very satisfying ^^

Michael Ball not advertiser friendly

@@tylerdrainville1136 I think he just forgot it.

He’s that used to the food that it no longer makes him vomit.

Or he would just have smelled the botulism and gone "nope, ain't eating that". And then proceed eating it anyways.

And smoke a 40 yr old cig afterwards Nice!

Nice...

I can just hear the "Nice Hiss" in the back of my mind after he cracked the can open

Nice hiss

Ashens...Ashens never changes.

I miss the tat videos. He doesn't do enough of them anymore.

In the best way

Anonymous Person My experience with ration reviewers says the date codes are totally useless if you don’t already know the decade with certainty, as they only give the final digit of the year.

Anonymous Person It was 9 54, so I guess a production date of September 1954.

@@kevinmcmullan5969 Agreed Kevin. Definitely looked like a "54" on the bottom.

@@kevinmcmullan5969 If legit, that would mean that they were in fact 64 year old rations. And while Ashens has probably tried things that were older than that, this MRE snack was certainly quite horrible. I'm still waiting for the day when Ashens gets his hands on some 5500 year old honey. It'll be a weird video, since while we expect the taste of rot from ancient foodstuffs, the Ancient Egyptian honey will very likely be just fine, since honey is pretty much an immortal foodstuff due to being mostly super-concentrated flower sugar. I wonder if the Egyptian dynasties knew that honey was eternal in this regard? I'm guessing they must have, since they evidently kept pots of the stuff in tombs, perhaps to sustain those interred.

@@kevinmcmullan5969 Only one digit is the year, the others count the numbered day of the year. So with the 9 separated like that I would guess 54th day (23rd February) of 1959, 69, or 79. I've seen them written a few different ways but none are in any way normal dates.

Just after Korea.

So that would be September 1954?

@@t.w3280 we where in Korea in 54

9 54 means 54th day of 1969.

@@bmused55 Or 59. The opening key indicates the latter.

He's already eaten things that would kill other people.

He already dodged a bullet tasting botulism infested chili

He'll never die from eating expired food. He's like those people who have been bitten by snakes so many times that they've developed an immunity to venom.

Nice!

@@r-urbex1611 no hiss

Mmkay

Iv always used it interchangeably.

In England they're all called jam.. but we hear Americans say jelly so we assume that's what you call jam

Jelly is made of fruit juice. You make it sound like it’s artificial when you say doesn’t have real fruit in it.

Glenn Polley youtube algorithm

Rip Barshens 1.0

Rather modular too

Now thats value!

I thought Slepp's favorite snack was bones.

No, you see. Slepp the Idol needs your bones for fetishistic purposes. He eats rot.

Military Rashens

@@crowedarken no shit

EXACTLY

Aahahah it's 2019 for me.

@@TR2000LT for me too

Nope. 3019: can you not see?

Chimera - r Ok you got a time machine for Christmas - impressed!

Rashens

Military Ashens, more like Bore Ragnarok

I believe what we call jam would be called "preserves" elsewhere.

Jam generally has pieces of fruit in it, while jelly doesn't.

Jelly is Grape perserves and Jam is any other fruit preserves

Jam is made from the fruit. Jelly is made from the juice.

Preserves ≠ Jelly ≠ Jam

sorry but that is not true. I have seen jelly and jam versions on the same shelves next too each other and there was no real difference. it is a simple marketing ploy.

@@josephparker646 LOL, that is 100% completely wrong! A simple google check would show that there is indeed a big difference between the two. Not only are they different, they are made differently, with different ingredients. The only thing similar is the way that they are used.

@@Aevilbeast You know I just did and North America most of the time it is nothing more than what we want to call something than an actual difference. all jellys can be called Jam but not the reverse.

NICE!

In the commonwealth countries we also sometimes use preserve instead of jam, but we never use jelly. Really it doesn't exist in the form it does in the US, thankfully, it's awful stuff imo.

I believe in the UK you refer to Jell-O as jelly. (Jell-O is a brand name; the generic term would probably be gelatin dessert, I've also seen gel dessert.)

jam and preserves are different as well. preserves are made from fruit and sugar rather than fruit and fruit juice.

@@themoviedealers I'm not in the UK, but yes, we do call Jell-O Jelly, we have different brands though not Jell-O brand. Maybe the most famous is Aeroplane Jelly, some great old ads for that brand.

That's really incorrect. Smuckers makes jam and jelly in both US and Canadian stores. Jam has fruit pieces, jelly is strained and smooth.

That would be a subscription box I would actually buy!

dude...sweet idea, why don''t you do this or pitch idea to an mre eating channel.

AdelardRen but don’t you call peanut butter and jam sandwiches: peanut better and jelly

@@jsd2232 Yes, because I grew up eating jelly. And now that I'm an adult, 'peanut butter and jam' doesn't sound quite right to me. It's a totally acceptable way to say it, but I've heard 'peanut butter and jelly' my whole life. But just on it's own, I call it jam.

Just so you know, factually Jelly is made from fruit juice, Jam from crushed fruit, and Preserves. I say factually because these words get tossed around like they all mean the same thing. I do agree that Jam seems a lot more real than Jelly tho

@@thefamersam I did already know that. But thanks, anyway.

Jellies are generally a thin spread of cooked fruits and sugar with a gel-like consistency and a pretty uniform look throughout. Jams are usually thicker and contain some pulps from the fruits, so it's not a uniform consistency like jelly. Preserves are (my favorite) actual pieces of fruit or whole berries suspended in a jelly. I think the website "Fine Cooking" goes into depth about how they're made and some of the greater differences.

What is marmalade then?

@@porko882 pretty much the same definition as jam, but made from citrus with some of the peel mixed in.

Nice!

Let's get this out on a tray

Hylian Legend he doesnt swallow or that would be death XD

lonely gamer The 1000 year egg would’ve been a banishment to hell then!