@D'niro Gavin you deserve harshest judgement yet worship you I shall

This is KZfaq right here, unlike those late night show hosts that suddenly prioritized because ads.

He's a survivor at this point.

you probably dont give a damn but does anybody know a tool to log back into an Instagram account?? I was stupid forgot my password. I would love any help you can offer me

@Landon Israel Instablaster :)

Александр Искандеров In the west it’s mostly “please throw out this perfectly edible product and buy another”

AgentTasmania 😂✊🙏

Lol Alexander it means "you're probably too late" here.

Forget russia

As an autistic, I appreciate the direct nature of Russian logic.

Yeah, he got me too.

Especially cheese stroopwafels. It's a Dutch overload

@@gamblerofrats That's not a thing, and if it is, it shouldn't be. In the very least, it's definitely not a Dutch thing, we would never be so evil to combine cookies and cheese.

@@GroteB It's uh... In the video.

@@gamblerofrats Could you not tell by the Cyrillic writing on it that it's obviously not a product of The Netherlands?

KZfaq is a magical place

It’s why I’m here really

Makes me so proud to be British (hums Rule Britainnia off key)

I'd love to see a second angle from a camera in the corner of the room

In a room with only a single half of a couch in a room by itself

Ashens spittin' some lit bars

I need that on a t-shirt 😂

Sounds like an ex girlfriend

On Ube Cake Adventures, it's about to start.

That should be printed on the packet.

That is funny

I only know what Ube is cause Steven Universe mentioned it, of all things. There’s literally a tutorial on how to make an Ube cake in one of the episodes

To be fair if Stuart started selling pieces of the sofa I would 1000% buy a piece. No doubt imbued with that One Direction lollipop powder from years ago still...

It does look like foam!

crapcake

I've had those since I was little and never thought they were hot at all xD

@@adriang1921 I've honestly never seen a British person be able to withstand anything spicy

@@-Archeus- What a dull existence :c

I love spicy food and im british must be rare

Chef Schwasty And how often do you watch British people eat?

When I was an Army Cadets they called Milk, 'Cow Juice.' 😂🤣

It was a bull not a cow hence the happy part.

Happy cow cream is already trademarked as a brand of bull semen. Sorry.

it's moo juice tho

It’s happy cow brand cream cheese waffles

Yeah he said cream cheese

Rice Waster Aleks cream cheese isn’t sour cream

Maths with Luigi yes it is

@@mattfahringer148 no, it's not.

@@yesticles yes it is

Wolfgagger smells like slave labor

That's my favorite nirvana song

And tastes like one too

Wolfgagger exactly what you wana hear about something that you are about to eat

John Smith the amazon package probally has more nutrition

You can say "fuck" in youtube comments

Compadre, you misspelled "flavour"

Someone must've been trolling him

I'd give you a like, but you're at 69

Oh my god I laughed so hard at this I started choking 😬😂

Once I ran from you Now I crunch on you

Take these cheese and that's not onion Awwwwh tainted crisps

Oh, good, I'm not the only one who immediately thought to make a song parody... "Sometimes I feel I've got to / Crunch away; I've got to / Get away from the pain of hunger deep inside of me / The flavour we shared seems to go nowhere /And I've lost my taste buds /For I went and consumed these mayo spuds /Once, I ran to you... Now, I run from you... /These tainted crisps you've given /I give you all a man could give you / Take my tears, and that's not nearly all! / Tainted crisps... Ohhhh... Tainted crisps / Now, I know I've got to / Run away; I've got to / Get away; I don't really want any more of these..."

This comment section has soo many Marilyn manson fans

this is my favorite comment, im glad im not the only one who pictures this in their mind lol

BEST COMMENT OF 2019

Now I've got this image of the two of them in school shorts with satchels thrown in the corner

What do you think they were doing while eating the cactus candy? They were eating candy and playing G.I. Joes, of course.

I like how that was literally something I did as a kid, lmao.

He's not as bad as Dan, at least. (Posh glasses Dan.)

Yeah, I thought they were. I could see Śmietana in cyrillic.

Stroopwaffles with condensed milk is a thing and im only just finding out about this now?!?! Im off to Aldi 🤤🏃‍♀️

Communism: consumer is always wrong 😁

Its wrong unless its with caramel

@@randywatson8347 eastern European food is pretty good despite stereotypes about communism, I wouldn't rate it above French, Indian, Italian but it's better than English food for the most part. Except cheese, Polish cheese is pretty bad.

Sleep is overrated

Had the exact same thought... I have exams tomorrow!

Sleep is for the weak!

It's only like 4PM here lmao

But it's only 6:00PM (and what are time zones)

Do they even have prickly pears there? Or is it just a flavor that became desirable?

Jorgen Tacetta The sweets are literally just cactus and lemon flavoured I dont know where the prickly pear came from.

@@585marek It is prickly pear *cactus* (almost certainly the fruit of the cactus) flavored. As all cactuses are native to the Americas (although I know they have been introduced into Europe) I was wondering how popular they are there. I'd expect a candy to be flavored with a popular flavor.

Jorgen Tacetta oh right my bad. Emmm theres quite a few cactus flavoured items in Poland from what I remember and its quite popular. The small world of the 21st century

@@585marek I suppose, but I have prickly pears where I live and I've never tried them in candy form. I want to try them in candy form now, lol

Bad Misty sameeee

Foreal xD

I'm not even Mexican and I know that people eat prickly pear cactus. Brits are clueless when it comes to anything other than fish and chips or pease pudding. LOL Say what you want about Americans, but at least we eat a HUGE variety of foods from many different countries and cultures.

@@mattelder1971 Pretty ignorant about the UK there, bud.

@@mattelder1971 better watchout roman reigns is gonna get cha

Right? It’s even the same couch haha!

I can already hear the Soft Cell synth in my head.

@@BenCol well, the original was by Gloria Jones....

Anonymous Duckling Apologies, I’m more familiar with the cover. In fact, I didn’t know it was a cover. But then music isn’t my forte, it’s not even my mezzo-forte.

@@BenCol don't worry bout it. I myself like the cover alot more. Though it's quite interesting to see how that cover is thought to be the original by many....

"Tainted Crisp!"

We're all in the same boat.

Ah gobbling. Remember when you were 16 and your first girlfriend gobbled you....good times.

yep

@@eightiesboy Not me....too bad I'm a virgin.....

With the world figuratively and literally on fire, the only way to escape reality is watching a brown sofa with two mens voices and disembodied hands put shitty snacks in there mouths

Yup, ube is purple yam.

Yep - afaik (correct me if I'm wrong) cake made with it or powder of it is really popular in the Philippines

@@Zulf85 It's also super popular in Japan as well!

You think correctly.

@@FloofFlan ah, that explains why breath of the wild has that purple cake item thing which is clearly a reference to it (seen it on a KZfaq video so forgive me for not knowing the name offhand lol)

It is also very popular in the Philippines.

I eat it all the time in the Philippines

Incoming filos proclaiming it's popularity

Mr. Kitty Saves The World It’s actually not originally Japanese. The one from Japan is actually the Okinawa purple sweet potato. Real ube is a yam found in the Philippines. It is not a sweet potato like the Japanese one, which is called beni imo. It also gets confused with taro, which is a root veg from South Asia that has kind of spread all over the Asian region and is also popular in Hawaii.

Don't touch me please I can't stand the way you... *TEEEAAASEE!!*

Depeche Mayode

Underrated comment thread right here.

NOW I KNOW IVE GOT TO *CRUNCH CRUNCH* EAT AWAY IVE GOT TO *CRUNCH CRUNCH*

Hey look, it's a refference to the shitty cover of the gloria jones song!

Which is weird, because tamarind is delicious

@@FIXTREME I'm glad you said that - I'd love one of those bars!

Superdash he cant be vegan ashens beats him daily for thinking of being a vegan

Dan: Sitting down to eat a steak. Ashens calls: "Hey Dan can you do some more rancid foreign food with me?" Dan: "Sorry I can't I'm vegan now" *takes bite*

So we can send him horrid vegan snacks and force him to photosynthesize?

@@lhaviland8602 Nice try but we all know that scenario is 100% unrealistic. Dan would NEVER eat anything, vegan or otherwise

Just provide him with the taste of another Ox tongue in a can and he'll turn into a vegan instantly.

He must have shares in Gaviscon, rennies and immodium. I'd be dead if I ate some of the crap he eats. Must have an iron stomach.

The British palate is not ready

british people when they taste anything with more flavor than boiled celery

Did we go to the same school ? Or was it all schools ?

Da Big Ork Probably many schools got them. The sandwiches were brought in from an outside company - the school caterers were probably too busy making vast quantities of shepherd’s pie to spare any time to the BLTs.

@@BenCol did you ever get that gray curry at your school or the green pudding with bits in ?

Da Big Ork I don’t remember my school ever offering anything too hideous or unpleasant - certainly meals looked (and, for the most part, tasted) like what they said they were. The quality did tend to rise when the catering company’s contract was up for renewal and then dip down after they got it. I do remember there was a thing called ‘Pasta King’ which seemed to be a nationwide brand - the pasta itself was fine, but the sauces weren’t great. Really, ‘Pasta Adequacy’ would be a more fitting name, if perhaps a less marketable one.

@@dabigork lol the grey curry

Except nothing is as hot as a Phall curry and we have them in all the Indian takeaways

Yes, but the only people who ever eat them are showing off to their mates while completely pissed, so nobody remembers the actual taste, only the excruciating agony of their morning-after poo. Saying that, I ordered one once while sober as an experiment, having developed what I thought was a high tolerance to chilli heat. The bugger took me three days to eat. Three days of chilli poos the like of which I never wish to experience again. 🌶️🥵😬💩

One of my favorite candies growing up. I expected his British taste buds to not find it pleasant but I didn't expect him to absolutely hate it.

My kids aren't tamarind fans. I was sad until I realized that meant they'd leave my candy alone!

I've never had one, but for some reason I feel like I'd like it.

You don’t have to be close to the border to get Mexican candy. I live in Colorado now and can still find as many as I could when I lived in Texas

The puperino likes pulparindo?

not that different from sour cream and onion chips/crisps? i imagine they’re pretty similar in terms of texture and flavor

I see through the lies of the Ashen.

My thoughts exactly. I suggest we send him loads of mexican tamarindo candies.

Exactly 😂😂😂

Considering that was the normal spice one in the yellow wrapper. I wonder how he would have reacted to the one in the red wrapper.

@@Beckham2893 sometimes, in the UK.. you'll meet people for whom black peppercorns are too spicy. Too much garlic is too spicy. Literally apparently burns their throat just like when I go higher than a habanero/periperi?? Also I've never had tamarind, but now I really want to, haha.

Pulparindo in the red package is the BEST😩👌

Made me sad when he hated it

They didn't explain how good pulparindo is tbh. Sweet, sour, spicy, and fruity and one candy takes 15 minutes to finish. Perfect.

@@fancyUltra same man same

Pulparindo is the best man.

I agree! I love the cola, apple and cherry ones personally, loveliest sweets hands down

Ent Acc best sweets to sit and eat when being lazy haha, I love them.

When I was still at school my friends and I would crack them open and snort the fizzy powder. Fun times!

I wanna try and track them down here in the states, see if it's even possible to get them Would def love to try the lemon ones

@@inferi312 Same here! Oh, sweet childhood memories :) It makes me miss Poland now.

Tony475130 mmmmmm yes, now I need to eat some. Why does Mexico get all the best food? Elotes, nopales, fruit with tapatio...oml, so good. I’m glad there’s a relatively high Latino population in my area so there are a ton of Mexican markets that sell the ingredients and Mexican candy and stuff.

I bet. I'd eat it any way that it was offered. Sounds great!

What kind of seasoning do you recommend?

He is next on the list

@@snakefoolery2177 i believe not, i think he's vegan now.

@@smilingboss77 That's Dan

Quit Taunting, I really could use a Prickly Pear Drink right about now.

@@dizzynoodles1758 it's great mixed in a lemonade.

It wasn't prickly pear *fruit*. It was the actual cactus leaves. Like Mexican Nopalitos. They said it was lightly flavored and smelled like cucumber. The fruits are strongly tart and purple. But, yeah, I do like the fruits. Especially as preserves.

As a fellow Arizonan, it's baffling to me that Poland of all countries decided to make prickly pear candy, and made it from the PADS. Not the delicious fruit! Then again, prickly pear fruit is somewhat delicate, so I suppose I can understand it not transporting well. It's a shame, though. Prickly pear fruit is really tasty!

Thats a reference

LunLunarins I don’t get it, but it’s a reference

@@aterack833 peyote

@@aterack833 avatar the last airbender

Liz Pavoloka except it’s not cheese at all... so

Tamarind is a bit of an acquired taste. Ashens clearly hasn't had enough to acquire a taste for it yet.

Love them!

Wtf pulpurindo aren't spicy they just have a little spice god my childhood

Shadow Brits aren’t used to spicy foods for breakfast, lunch, and dinner like Mexicans.

@@coffinfeeder7732 Some of us are... adding tons of cayenne into fuckin everything over here. But my dad thinks he likes "pretty spicy food" cos he can handle the super mild green Tabasco. Which I suppose is probably genuinely more spicy than his peers can usually deal with. But like yeah I know people for whom black pepper is too spicy sometimes.. I always used to try spicy things since 5 years just as a weird exciting experience, seeing if I could handle it.. I guess I've built up resilience where people were often kept away from spicy foods altogether in the UK until they stopped being children... and then a korma seemed really hot.

@@coffinfeeder7732 we don't we just have snacks and some spicy foods or condiments

@@kaitlyn__L if you want to try something spicy might i recommend black label valentina idk about wherever you are but in places like Wal-Mart it's the spiceist hot sauce I've tried that comes from a regular store shelf

Probably a british thing - not used to either spiciness or savory flavors in their candy. They seem to dislike everything with tamarind they try. Both pulparindos and rockaletas were popular at my preschool's playground LOL

Santiago Garcia To a brit, Tamarind belongs in brown sauce

White people spicy is a delicate scale

Tamarind in general is definitely an acquired taste. It's a pretty unique flavor. Unless you grow up eating it, it's going to be a very strange experience.

Santiago Garcia how many British people not liking spicy things do you have to observe before you conclude it must be a “British thing” because I’m absolutely fine with spicy food and always have been, so are most people I have eaten with

I'm sure it was nopal. They said it had a cucumber smell/flavor. The prickly pear fruit itself would certainly have given it a tangy fruity flavor and it would probably be purple instead of green.

Fun fact: They're sold in food stands in Syria when they're in season. I never knew what they were called in English though.

Actually it's Schrödinger's cake

So it developed Quantum Theory?

@@bentramer682 I think he or she is referring to the whole cat thing.

@@superdash_ I don't think you got my chemistry joke

Richie Tozier I don’t think Superdash is very fun at parties either.

Ube?

Uber

What kinda burgers are you eating thats purple raw?

yeah, we have them in europe yoo

exquisitedark I guess I'm unaware but is Poland not in Europe?

Notice that you didn't get sick? Because it was fine. Shouldn't have dumped it.

@@TheOneJokeWonder I considered not dumping it, but then I also remembered that Sriracha is dirt cheap and the bottle was getting pretty crusty anyway. It's all good.

@@guerillagrueplays6301 you have a little bit and a few hours later... AAAAAAAUGGGGH!!!! AMBULANCE!!!!!!! MEDIC!!!!!!!! I ATE SOME OUTDATED SRIRACHA!!!!!!!

@@guerillagrueplays6301 wasteful.

We will be okay Trump as promised to send tons of government cheese to us

You arent the only one.

PROUD TO BE PINOY

Well my mum's from the Philippines and I live in England. Does that count?

@@AndRewUK24 only is she is purple on the inside

@@AndRewUK24 yes

@@AndRewUK24 So is mine and I live in America.

So was it supposed to mimmick actual mayonnaise? Or is mayo something different in Colombia?

@@MrVuckFiacom I imagine it's how like you know meat flavoured crisps all tastes the same, cos it's just yeast extract. You know it's not really anything like bacon but there's just enough of a hint of what makes bacon to you that you go, okay.

Tribdinosaur Please don't spam just saying "Proud to be a filipino" It's already cancerous to spam in the already garbage comment sections of any video with a *LITTLE* part of it including the Philippines.