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1349 - Human War Games & Terran Inquiries | HFY | SciFi stories to help you sleep

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@ladyodragons3849
@ladyodragons3849 2 жыл бұрын
2nd story: As soon as they were talking about how the guy missed someone (1st guard) I thought: "She's a therapist isn't she"
@crowsenpai5625
@crowsenpai5625 2 жыл бұрын
A damn good one
@rosetathorn9579
@rosetathorn9579 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@xavierzaxavier5873
@xavierzaxavier5873 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly right😂😂👍
@ashleycroydon9743
@ashleycroydon9743 2 жыл бұрын
My same thought. When he walked into the room and she said even the toughest soldiers need to cry sometimes i thought immediately Therapist
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
Heh, actually good Therapist can be a real bane to any opposition as long as opposition stops to listen and respond
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын
GET SOME REST....LEAVE THE STORIES FOR A WEEK. We can listen to old content. Lord knows there is enough.
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. If you're tired just make a compilation video or two while you aren't recording new stuff for awhile(to appease the Algorithm).
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSuperbeast92 What they said. I'd love to hear a "best of" compilation from, let's say, each month you've been on KZfaq. Might even be a nice tradition to continue for future stories for those who don't always have the time to listen to every video you make.
@Senor_Penor
@Senor_Penor Жыл бұрын
When it was realized the Admiral in the first story was horrified by the "violence of humanity" only for him to be watching American Football, i needed that good laugh xD
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 2 жыл бұрын
Story 1 made me go "heh heh heh" out loud. Story 2: That's a Jedi Mind Trick!
@jeffreyharris3440
@jeffreyharris3440 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Xenos, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLLLL!!!! Cuz all my Terran friends are here on Monday night."
@SpitfiretheCat16
@SpitfiretheCat16 2 жыл бұрын
This is why you always shoot the Sirens as soon as they surface.
@jameson1239
@jameson1239 2 жыл бұрын
Yep although it may be to late she’s already sunk her teeth into two of them
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 2 жыл бұрын
Women are good at weaponized empathy.
@dalemorgan8263
@dalemorgan8263 2 жыл бұрын
A practitioner of Talk no Jutsu, a truly formidable technique when used properly.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
5:20 If they're orbiting mars, We've already seen them. That we've seen them means hyperdrive tech gets our full attention.
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear 2 жыл бұрын
Eh, not really? Reasonably sized spaceships wouldn't be large enough to be visible on telescopes.
@cloutogelevatedtv9000
@cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChrissieBear you seen to forget we have the hubble which can take pictures of planets with clarity further away then Mars, so yeah if they were orbiting Mars, we probably we already working on reverse engineering it
@VadulTharys
@VadulTharys Жыл бұрын
@@ChrissieBear actually we are close to being able to track even the moderate sized asteroids, and anything moving with speed ALWAYS gets every government's attention.
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
Praise be unto the Squerril, and may Football keep protecting us for centuries to come. Also, never throw some career guards at a therapist. The therapist is likely to win.
@Warutteri
@Warutteri 2 жыл бұрын
Empathy is hell of a thing, especially if one hasn't experienced it in a long time...
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 2 жыл бұрын
Women are good at weaponized empathy.
@j-core2895
@j-core2895 2 жыл бұрын
@@anathardayaldar damn bro
@Da_Shark
@Da_Shark 2 жыл бұрын
@@anathardayaldar unfortunately correct Most men haven't had the time to be vulnerable these days and any kind of compassion is so great a thing we break... unfortunately many men then come on too strong trying to be intimate immediately because they miss close relationships that much.... also if your single for a long time you begin to wonder if your attractive and lower your standards substantially meaning alot of men especially less intelligent men are easily manipulated by women Thankfully most aren't that evil and actually want to help you but it does happen and the men it happens to become angry and often sexist
@soffren
@soffren 2 жыл бұрын
@@Da_Shark thems the fax, damn!
@keithjones2194
@keithjones2194 Жыл бұрын
@@Da_Shark Yeah...doesn't take an idiot to be manipulated when a man's heart is starved for ANY kind of affection.
@TriXJester
@TriXJester 2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the second story is I have watched a few friends of mine do that, just completely therapy someone into submission and it was Wild every time.
@keroko5
@keroko5 Жыл бұрын
Can you give me the full story, i really want to listen to know how your friend do it
@widdershins5383
@widdershins5383 2 жыл бұрын
Lol you know it’s fiction when the cowboys are winning haha
@robertschumacher2707
@robertschumacher2707 2 жыл бұрын
Up against the Giants it must've been a real snoozefest of a game the ales were freaking out about.
@frozenheartedgiant8330
@frozenheartedgiant8330 2 жыл бұрын
As a Giant's fan, unfortunately, it is not.
@bubbykins4864
@bubbykins4864 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the Giants during every game against them and the native peoples during Orcifest Privilege: Are we jokes to you?
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
Loool, thats some local meme?)
@labella9291
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
It would have been more realistic if it were against the Eagles (I'm from Philly), lol
@wildwikedwanderer1208
@wildwikedwanderer1208 2 жыл бұрын
Story 2: God I could use a good therapist. Anyways thank you Agro much appreciated but get some rest. I hope these are pre recorded and that you are currently taking a break
@Calaban619
@Calaban619 2 жыл бұрын
Story 1: the aliens looked at their symbolic shoulder pauldrons and felt pathetic In comparison, as the parabolic microphones revealed the hammering crunch of a full Blitz. Story 2. I heard her name was Jennifer, and got excited. The hands of horror.
@CaptainShield
@CaptainShield 2 жыл бұрын
Your voice at "normal" volume and energy is still a hell of a thing. The Force is strong in you.
@kashkara_8943
@kashkara_8943 2 жыл бұрын
We all need someone to listen sometimes
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@kennethhummel4409
@kennethhummel4409 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how they would react to a particularly brutal rugby match?
@jeffreyp2179
@jeffreyp2179 2 жыл бұрын
Hockey might work too
@silvadelshaladin
@silvadelshaladin 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreyp2179 Or Mixed Martial Arts.
@sbritton1313
@sbritton1313 2 жыл бұрын
Rugby players have seen American football, they all say it's much more brutal...
@sbritton1313
@sbritton1313 2 жыл бұрын
@@silvadelshaladin we wouldn't want to kill them out of fear...
@titanama0574
@titanama0574 2 жыл бұрын
Better question... how would they react to genuine war?
@colegraham782
@colegraham782 2 жыл бұрын
2nd story Human woman- "wololo!" Guards- "darwini" ....if someone gets what I am going on about I will be very surprised.
@silvermegaman8519
@silvermegaman8519 2 жыл бұрын
It is narwini
@silvermegaman8519
@silvermegaman8519 2 жыл бұрын
Also I got the reference but was never able to play that game
@colegraham782
@colegraham782 2 жыл бұрын
@@silvermegaman8519 wow, guess I'm not even a proper nerd, being schooled by someone who didn't even play it... Imma try to sleep the shame off if it's alright with you.
@mcarrowtime7095
@mcarrowtime7095 Жыл бұрын
AoE2? Never played, too old for my computer.
@discusmaximus
@discusmaximus 4 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Touchdown! HAHAHAAHAHAHA Story 2: Two can play the interrogation game
@Warutteri
@Warutteri 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, she wasn't interrogating them, she was doing something far more powerful: Being empathic and listening to them, something that's insanely powerful especially if someone hasn't experienced such things in a long time
@thatguyoverthereinth
@thatguyoverthereinth 2 жыл бұрын
Both stories are top quality
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
If they think that American football players are too tough to fight just wait till they see the tanks.
@sherylcascadden4988
@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын
For the author, for the narrator and for the algorithm!!! And for good mental health!
@Randomperson-ne3kp
@Randomperson-ne3kp 2 жыл бұрын
The 1st story ending caught me off guard I feel bad for the aliens
@LordGertz
@LordGertz 2 жыл бұрын
Me thinks Jennifer is PsyOps.
@sbritton1313
@sbritton1313 2 жыл бұрын
Psyops, or psy-core, either would be terrifying...
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
5:56 No one show them a Shotgun.
@KingMarkus222
@KingMarkus222 2 жыл бұрын
Winning with physiology that’s a new one
@sbritton1313
@sbritton1313 2 жыл бұрын
I was afraid of that last story... I was afraid that they were tentical aliens and she was "working" them over...
@BrazenBard
@BrazenBard 2 жыл бұрын
I am fairly sure Agro would cautiously deselect such a story from his roster. Algorithm being what it is, and all that.
@widdershins5383
@widdershins5383 2 жыл бұрын
While I certainly like where your head is at, Slaanesh be praised, this does need to be a little more…..circumspect about it, yes? Lol can’t have those heretical inquisitors at us quite yet you blatant fool lol
@sirjmo
@sirjmo 2 жыл бұрын
That was fantastic
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@kingnothing8570
@kingnothing8570 2 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm thank you for the good content as always agro.
@cheeseninja1115
@cheeseninja1115 2 жыл бұрын
if they think a Giants v Cowboys game is bad wait till they see teams with actual players LOL
@krel7160
@krel7160 2 жыл бұрын
The descriptions had me thinking these aliens witnessed the second world war, and instead it's just sports!
@kokofan50
@kokofan50 2 жыл бұрын
Wait until they see a hockey game
@jongarrat2417
@jongarrat2417 2 жыл бұрын
@@kokofan50 wait until they see an actual war, the cleanup detail and laundry would be on overtime.
@themanformerlyknownascomme777
@themanformerlyknownascomme777 Жыл бұрын
Giants are kinda good this year. but Cowboys... well, this comment would offend them if they could read.
@labella9291
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
@@themanformerlyknownascomme777 Dude, I'm from Philly, The Cowboys and Eagles are supposed to be some kind of rivals. I mean, we lost the superbowl, but so what... That score would have been more correct if they were playing my team. Cause, I love em, they're my team, but really, the Iggles suck most of the time, lol.
@tannerjolley7858
@tannerjolley7858 2 жыл бұрын
Rest comrade, ye be needing it
@tgallo8134
@tgallo8134 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha Giants vs Cowboys. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! he was watching a football game!
@GyorBox
@GyorBox Жыл бұрын
You know this is Science Fiction when the Cowboys win a game.... 😂😂😂😂 Yes, I went there...
@FateofNone
@FateofNone 2 жыл бұрын
LOL the ending for the first 1 i knew was going to be American football. psychiatrist can really get into someones head lol
@Elyseon
@Elyseon Жыл бұрын
Now imagine when aliens find out about human mecha shows. Especially if they think they're factual.
@kerwinbrown4180
@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын
At least it was an interesting game to watch.
@ChaosLierLen
@ChaosLierLen 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and apparently the NFL!
@junigearx7452
@junigearx7452 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 10 ай бұрын
OMG! An alien invasion stopped by the sight of a football game. Imagine what they would think of a war movie or better yet... GODZILLA! A therapist or a brain-gamer? Or some weird combination of both? Either way, pity the poor aliens.
@markdorn8873
@markdorn8873 Жыл бұрын
Story 1: Good thing they didn't catch a Lions game: they'd have skipped orbital bombardment and landed ground troops immediately. 😭
@R_Rottluff
@R_Rottluff 2 жыл бұрын
Just ordered more merch. For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
noice , For the algorithm
@jeremydanchuk1897
@jeremydanchuk1897 9 ай бұрын
The Cowboys/Giants play tomorrow...wonder if the score will be the same...lol
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
first story: ESPN for the win second story: psycho-therapy for the win
@TheAussief1
@TheAussief1 2 жыл бұрын
Would be funny if in the first story it was a under 14 football/rugby match.
@autumnmoon4460
@autumnmoon4460 2 жыл бұрын
I knew it. I knew it was (american) football. For a second I contemplated rugby as well, but....
@ThW5
@ThW5 11 ай бұрын
I thought it was a game of the Calgary Flames...
@csi1392
@csi1392 Жыл бұрын
I ALWAYS SAY "A FOOTBALL GAME WOULD SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ANY ALIEN THAT SEES IT"
@labella9291
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
Random thought my second time listening through.. I think it would have been slightly better if it has been an Army/Navy football game, LMAO. Though there are people that might not have gotten the clue that it was a football game to be fair, lolol.
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 2 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@sammarino7357
@sammarino7357 2 жыл бұрын
I thought you were taking a break for your voice what happened to that take a break we’ll listen to the back catalogue
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@TheGreyGhost873
@TheGreyGhost873 2 ай бұрын
Man I thought they were watching something about Gears of war or maybe 40K
@bethanysmith5856
@bethanysmith5856 2 жыл бұрын
😆 🤣 😂 they were just seeing a sports game
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын
neat
@dark_wolf1092
@dark_wolf1092 Жыл бұрын
Definitely a fictional story. No way the cowboys will ever win a game.
@miguelcolon5701
@miguelcolon5701 2 жыл бұрын
THAT'S RIGHT the cowboys are winning
@KroMagnum4
@KroMagnum4 2 жыл бұрын
Go Cowboys!
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 2 жыл бұрын
There are more resources in space then on one tiny little planet. More water in space then a dozen earth's well way way more then 12 but you get my drift. So way take another ppls planet.
@zool201975
@zool201975 2 жыл бұрын
pff as if football would impress any aliens lol. at least let it be rugby that is a real contact sort without the kiddy wheels ;P
@gulogulo7636
@gulogulo7636 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine if they had witnessed rugby 😀
@LordGertz
@LordGertz Жыл бұрын
Psyops just doesn't play fair.
@santiagoperez5431
@santiagoperez5431 2 жыл бұрын
The cowboys won?!
@mac-gyver1152
@mac-gyver1152 Жыл бұрын
Lol, he thinks a football game is bad they should see a real war 😁 story 1
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
105th, 15 January 2023
@SecretSquirrelProduc
@SecretSquirrelProduc 2 жыл бұрын
I for one would much rather you up
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@kevincaruthers5412
@kevincaruthers5412 3 ай бұрын
Psy Ops
@ThW5
@ThW5 11 ай бұрын
Dont like the end of the first story much, something like Ducks vs. Flames would have been better...
@jamescooper2825
@jamescooper2825 2 жыл бұрын
Jeez, lucky they didn't pick up some All blacks game
@anthonypreston8355
@anthonypreston8355 Жыл бұрын
fist story is funny and shows why there must always be someone observant pulling the trigger, while the second one is why you always need to watch your peoples mental health when you work long hours.
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@jimmycoyote74
@jimmycoyote74 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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