2nd story: As soon as they were talking about how the guy missed someone (1st guard) I thought: "She's a therapist isn't she"
@crowsenpai56252 жыл бұрын
A damn good one
@rosetathorn95792 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@xavierzaxavier58732 жыл бұрын
Exactly right😂😂👍
@ashleycroydon97432 жыл бұрын
My same thought. When he walked into the room and she said even the toughest soldiers need to cry sometimes i thought immediately Therapist
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
Heh, actually good Therapist can be a real bane to any opposition as long as opposition stops to listen and respond
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
GET SOME REST....LEAVE THE STORIES FOR A WEEK. We can listen to old content. Lord knows there is enough.
@MrSuperbeast922 жыл бұрын
Agreed. If you're tired just make a compilation video or two while you aren't recording new stuff for awhile(to appease the Algorithm).
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSuperbeast92 What they said. I'd love to hear a "best of" compilation from, let's say, each month you've been on KZfaq. Might even be a nice tradition to continue for future stories for those who don't always have the time to listen to every video you make.
@Senor_Penor Жыл бұрын
When it was realized the Admiral in the first story was horrified by the "violence of humanity" only for him to be watching American Football, i needed that good laugh xD
@anathardayaldar2 жыл бұрын
Story 1 made me go "heh heh heh" out loud. Story 2: That's a Jedi Mind Trick!
@jeffreyharris34402 жыл бұрын
"Hey Xenos, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLLLL!!!! Cuz all my Terran friends are here on Monday night."
@SpitfiretheCat162 жыл бұрын
This is why you always shoot the Sirens as soon as they surface.
@jameson12392 жыл бұрын
Yep although it may be to late she’s already sunk her teeth into two of them
@anathardayaldar2 жыл бұрын
Women are good at weaponized empathy.
@dalemorgan82632 жыл бұрын
A practitioner of Talk no Jutsu, a truly formidable technique when used properly.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
5:20 If they're orbiting mars, We've already seen them. That we've seen them means hyperdrive tech gets our full attention.
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
Eh, not really? Reasonably sized spaceships wouldn't be large enough to be visible on telescopes.
@cloutogelevatedtv90002 жыл бұрын
@@ChrissieBear you seen to forget we have the hubble which can take pictures of planets with clarity further away then Mars, so yeah if they were orbiting Mars, we probably we already working on reverse engineering it
@VadulTharys Жыл бұрын
@@ChrissieBear actually we are close to being able to track even the moderate sized asteroids, and anything moving with speed ALWAYS gets every government's attention.
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
Praise be unto the Squerril, and may Football keep protecting us for centuries to come. Also, never throw some career guards at a therapist. The therapist is likely to win.
@Warutteri2 жыл бұрын
Empathy is hell of a thing, especially if one hasn't experienced it in a long time...
@anathardayaldar2 жыл бұрын
Women are good at weaponized empathy.
@j-core28952 жыл бұрын
@@anathardayaldar damn bro
@Da_Shark2 жыл бұрын
@@anathardayaldar unfortunately correct Most men haven't had the time to be vulnerable these days and any kind of compassion is so great a thing we break... unfortunately many men then come on too strong trying to be intimate immediately because they miss close relationships that much.... also if your single for a long time you begin to wonder if your attractive and lower your standards substantially meaning alot of men especially less intelligent men are easily manipulated by women Thankfully most aren't that evil and actually want to help you but it does happen and the men it happens to become angry and often sexist
@soffren2 жыл бұрын
@@Da_Shark thems the fax, damn!
@keithjones2194 Жыл бұрын
@@Da_Shark Yeah...doesn't take an idiot to be manipulated when a man's heart is starved for ANY kind of affection.
@TriXJester2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the second story is I have watched a few friends of mine do that, just completely therapy someone into submission and it was Wild every time.
@keroko5 Жыл бұрын
Can you give me the full story, i really want to listen to know how your friend do it
@widdershins53832 жыл бұрын
Lol you know it’s fiction when the cowboys are winning haha
@robertschumacher27072 жыл бұрын
Up against the Giants it must've been a real snoozefest of a game the ales were freaking out about.
@frozenheartedgiant83302 жыл бұрын
As a Giant's fan, unfortunately, it is not.
@bubbykins48642 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the Giants during every game against them and the native peoples during Orcifest Privilege: Are we jokes to you?
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
Loool, thats some local meme?)
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
It would have been more realistic if it were against the Eagles (I'm from Philly), lol
@wildwikedwanderer12082 жыл бұрын
Story 2: God I could use a good therapist. Anyways thank you Agro much appreciated but get some rest. I hope these are pre recorded and that you are currently taking a break
@Calaban6192 жыл бұрын
Story 1: the aliens looked at their symbolic shoulder pauldrons and felt pathetic In comparison, as the parabolic microphones revealed the hammering crunch of a full Blitz. Story 2. I heard her name was Jennifer, and got excited. The hands of horror.
@CaptainShield2 жыл бұрын
Your voice at "normal" volume and energy is still a hell of a thing. The Force is strong in you.
@kashkara_89432 жыл бұрын
We all need someone to listen sometimes
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@kennethhummel44092 жыл бұрын
I wonder how they would react to a particularly brutal rugby match?
@jeffreyp21792 жыл бұрын
Hockey might work too
@silvadelshaladin2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreyp2179 Or Mixed Martial Arts.
@sbritton13132 жыл бұрын
Rugby players have seen American football, they all say it's much more brutal...
@sbritton13132 жыл бұрын
@@silvadelshaladin we wouldn't want to kill them out of fear...
@titanama05742 жыл бұрын
Better question... how would they react to genuine war?
@colegraham7822 жыл бұрын
2nd story Human woman- "wololo!" Guards- "darwini" ....if someone gets what I am going on about I will be very surprised.
@silvermegaman85192 жыл бұрын
It is narwini
@silvermegaman85192 жыл бұрын
Also I got the reference but was never able to play that game
@colegraham7822 жыл бұрын
@@silvermegaman8519 wow, guess I'm not even a proper nerd, being schooled by someone who didn't even play it... Imma try to sleep the shame off if it's alright with you.
@mcarrowtime7095 Жыл бұрын
AoE2? Never played, too old for my computer.
@discusmaximus4 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Touchdown! HAHAHAAHAHAHA Story 2: Two can play the interrogation game
@Warutteri2 жыл бұрын
Nah, she wasn't interrogating them, she was doing something far more powerful: Being empathic and listening to them, something that's insanely powerful especially if someone hasn't experienced such things in a long time
@thatguyoverthereinth2 жыл бұрын
Both stories are top quality
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
If they think that American football players are too tough to fight just wait till they see the tanks.
@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын
For the author, for the narrator and for the algorithm!!! And for good mental health!
@Randomperson-ne3kp2 жыл бұрын
The 1st story ending caught me off guard I feel bad for the aliens
@LordGertz2 жыл бұрын
Me thinks Jennifer is PsyOps.
@sbritton13132 жыл бұрын
Psyops, or psy-core, either would be terrifying...
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
5:56 No one show them a Shotgun.
@KingMarkus2222 жыл бұрын
Winning with physiology that’s a new one
@sbritton13132 жыл бұрын
I was afraid of that last story... I was afraid that they were tentical aliens and she was "working" them over...
@BrazenBard2 жыл бұрын
I am fairly sure Agro would cautiously deselect such a story from his roster. Algorithm being what it is, and all that.
@widdershins53832 жыл бұрын
While I certainly like where your head is at, Slaanesh be praised, this does need to be a little more…..circumspect about it, yes? Lol can’t have those heretical inquisitors at us quite yet you blatant fool lol
@sirjmo2 жыл бұрын
That was fantastic
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@kingnothing85702 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm thank you for the good content as always agro.
@cheeseninja11152 жыл бұрын
if they think a Giants v Cowboys game is bad wait till they see teams with actual players LOL
@krel71602 жыл бұрын
The descriptions had me thinking these aliens witnessed the second world war, and instead it's just sports!
@kokofan502 жыл бұрын
Wait until they see a hockey game
@jongarrat24172 жыл бұрын
@@kokofan50 wait until they see an actual war, the cleanup detail and laundry would be on overtime.
@themanformerlyknownascomme777 Жыл бұрын
Giants are kinda good this year. but Cowboys... well, this comment would offend them if they could read.
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
@@themanformerlyknownascomme777 Dude, I'm from Philly, The Cowboys and Eagles are supposed to be some kind of rivals. I mean, we lost the superbowl, but so what... That score would have been more correct if they were playing my team. Cause, I love em, they're my team, but really, the Iggles suck most of the time, lol.
@tannerjolley78582 жыл бұрын
Rest comrade, ye be needing it
@tgallo8134 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha Giants vs Cowboys. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! he was watching a football game!
@GyorBox Жыл бұрын
You know this is Science Fiction when the Cowboys win a game.... 😂😂😂😂 Yes, I went there...
@FateofNone2 жыл бұрын
LOL the ending for the first 1 i knew was going to be American football. psychiatrist can really get into someones head lol
@Elyseon Жыл бұрын
Now imagine when aliens find out about human mecha shows. Especially if they think they're factual.
@kerwinbrown41802 жыл бұрын
At least it was an interesting game to watch.
@ChaosLierLen2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and apparently the NFL!
@junigearx74522 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@merlinathrawes74610 ай бұрын
OMG! An alien invasion stopped by the sight of a football game. Imagine what they would think of a war movie or better yet... GODZILLA! A therapist or a brain-gamer? Or some weird combination of both? Either way, pity the poor aliens.
@markdorn8873 Жыл бұрын
Story 1: Good thing they didn't catch a Lions game: they'd have skipped orbital bombardment and landed ground troops immediately. 😭
@R_Rottluff2 жыл бұрын
Just ordered more merch. For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
noice , For the algorithm
@jeremydanchuk18979 ай бұрын
The Cowboys/Giants play tomorrow...wonder if the score will be the same...lol
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
first story: ESPN for the win second story: psycho-therapy for the win
@TheAussief12 жыл бұрын
Would be funny if in the first story it was a under 14 football/rugby match.
@autumnmoon44602 жыл бұрын
I knew it. I knew it was (american) football. For a second I contemplated rugby as well, but....
@ThW511 ай бұрын
I thought it was a game of the Calgary Flames...
@csi1392 Жыл бұрын
I ALWAYS SAY "A FOOTBALL GAME WOULD SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ANY ALIEN THAT SEES IT"
@labella9291 Жыл бұрын
Random thought my second time listening through.. I think it would have been slightly better if it has been an Army/Navy football game, LMAO. Though there are people that might not have gotten the clue that it was a football game to be fair, lolol.
@theonetodefyall2382 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@sammarino73572 жыл бұрын
I thought you were taking a break for your voice what happened to that take a break we’ll listen to the back catalogue
@asandrewsilvaw2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@TheGreyGhost8732 ай бұрын
Man I thought they were watching something about Gears of war or maybe 40K
@bethanysmith58562 жыл бұрын
😆 🤣 😂 they were just seeing a sports game
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@dark_wolf1092 Жыл бұрын
Definitely a fictional story. No way the cowboys will ever win a game.
@miguelcolon57012 жыл бұрын
THAT'S RIGHT the cowboys are winning
@KroMagnum42 жыл бұрын
Go Cowboys!
@beingsneaky2 жыл бұрын
There are more resources in space then on one tiny little planet. More water in space then a dozen earth's well way way more then 12 but you get my drift. So way take another ppls planet.
@zool2019752 жыл бұрын
pff as if football would impress any aliens lol. at least let it be rugby that is a real contact sort without the kiddy wheels ;P
@gulogulo7636 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine if they had witnessed rugby 😀
@LordGertz Жыл бұрын
Psyops just doesn't play fair.
@santiagoperez54312 жыл бұрын
The cowboys won?!
@mac-gyver1152 Жыл бұрын
Lol, he thinks a football game is bad they should see a real war 😁 story 1
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
105th, 15 January 2023
@SecretSquirrelProduc2 жыл бұрын
I for one would much rather you up
@arakheno40512 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@kevincaruthers54123 ай бұрын
Psy Ops
@ThW511 ай бұрын
Dont like the end of the first story much, something like Ducks vs. Flames would have been better...
@jamescooper28252 жыл бұрын
Jeez, lucky they didn't pick up some All blacks game
@anthonypreston8355 Жыл бұрын
fist story is funny and shows why there must always be someone observant pulling the trigger, while the second one is why you always need to watch your peoples mental health when you work long hours.