1371 - Humanitarian Aid by sjanevardsson | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

1371 - Humanitarian Aid by sjanevardsson | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs | Terrans are OP

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00:00 Intro
00:23 Humanitarian Aid by sjanevardsson
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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Пікірлер: 186

@somefurryguy1811 2 жыл бұрын

Humans: "oh no, this virus is killing some poor innocent people!" *does some humanitarian aid* Humans: "OH NO IT'S KILLING OUR PETS" *Proceeds to basically end the enemy*

@Randomperson-ne3kp 2 жыл бұрын

You can mess with a man all you want but you do not hurt his dog and thinking you can get away with it

@danielstellmon5330 Жыл бұрын

Let me introduce you to a human documentary named "John Wick"

@gazz3867 Жыл бұрын

Aliens killed Doomguy's pet rabbit Daisy. Aliens got... Doom Slayer.

@ragnarian Жыл бұрын

First Contact by Ralts Bloodthorne has a similar 'incident', a plague that affects cats and dogs Doesn't end well

@shitbag_soldier Жыл бұрын

Did you just kill a puppy? *Here comes the sun doo do doo doo*

@Mr_Jester980 2 жыл бұрын

Humans: *sees a dying race of alien species* I'm about to save these species' whole career.

@silvadelshaladin 2 жыл бұрын

If you accept humanitarian aid for a disaster, you sure as heck better not be the ones who caused it, and keep that fact a secret. Humanity can turn on a dime when deceived.

@AiluridaeAureus Жыл бұрын

Considering this story is about viruses and pandemics... Yeah, there's definitely a joke about China and the CCP to be made there.

@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын

One of more wholesome and positive stories, me likes lots!

@USS_Grey_Ghost Жыл бұрын

In less the disaster could be proven to be completely accidental

@TechnoMageB5 Жыл бұрын

Just to clarify, the Hegemony, responsible for the disease, was a third party in this, separate from the Qolori and the Humans. That said, your point stands valid on its own.

@victorkaranja1420 Жыл бұрын

Yeah humans tend to like a story, so there needs to be a level of purity like being absolute victims to do something on this level lol

@garysprandel1817 Жыл бұрын

You committed biological warfare on defenseless xenos? Genocidal tendency intensifies. You committed biological warfare on us that inadvertently killed our doggos and kittuhs? John Wick Protocols enabled.

@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын

I'm picturing a less aggressive Stitch-like species. It just fits the mental image. Also, the Hegemony messed up by hurting our companion species. No one messes with our pets.

@samuelcrow4701 2 жыл бұрын

I got wonky bird-folk in my brain

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 жыл бұрын

Alien: _[Harms companion species]_ Humans: I will _shred_ the universe down to its last atom....

@erikmckoul2478 2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that alien species still exists after that.

@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын

@@erikmckoul2478 Fair enough

@henrypaleveda7760 2 жыл бұрын

Eeshta Nala queishta!

@faithcreed5570 Жыл бұрын

Federation: "Humans are classified as the single most divided race in the known universe, they never agree on anything, and are almost always at war with each other." Humans: *Goes through pendemic and proceeds to create a vaccine* Federation and Qulor: ... Humans: *Sees their rivals going through exact same pendemic, and stops EVERYTHING to help them stop the pendemic.* Federation and Qulor: *Confused* "What?" Humans: *Their companions/pets start to die from exact same pandemic, and turns on a dime to find the perpertrators.* Federation and Qulor: \°o°/ *visible confusion* Humans: *Finds perpetrators* Humans: *Goes from single most divided race in the universe to a single unified race and proceeds to absolutely ANNIHILATE the hegomony* Federation (rest of galaxy): \°o°/ *shooketh with confuzzlment* Humans: *Frees ALL slave races under the Hegomony boot, and ensures with IMMENSE care to never hurt one civvy or child.* Federation: ummmmmm.... Humans: *Immediatly after COMPLETE ANNIHILATION of the hegomony, goes immediatly back to bickering and starting wars with each other* Federation: *Visible confusion* Sh-Should we do something? Rest of Council: NO! Humans: *Acts completely normal as if they didn't just annihilate a species because they dared to harm their companions, pets, friends, and have slaves.*

@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын

Sounds about right.

@HubiKoshi 6 ай бұрын

Humanity is so good at destroying external enemies because they constantly hone their swords on internal enemies XD

@alexanderrosario8569 4 ай бұрын

Yeah... humanity in a nutshell ( ⁹w⁹)... We are a paradox within a paradox and between two slices of rye lathered in a tub of contradictions.

@WishBone-ht2mx 3 ай бұрын

Does this mean that humanity as a whole is a tsundere?

@Iluvantir 10 ай бұрын

Bad Aliens: Attacked innocent civilians, hurt and killed fluffy floof doggos, keeps slaves. Humans: Renders aid to everyone hurt, before dusting off the Geneva Suggestions.

@mugenokami2201 4 ай бұрын

It’s a check list at that point

@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын

Aww, people at their bestest. Wish reality could see that more often.

@redraptorx1066 6 ай бұрын

human worker: huh.... they're getting mulched by a virus. human researcher: yeah. let's get right on- human veterinarian: THE SAME ONE THAT'S KILLING OUR PETS! human worker: huh...... someone really wants to find out the hard way.

@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Humanity has two faces, you only want to see one, not the other.

@charliejohnson304 2 жыл бұрын

Another good one!.... I really enjoy these stories!... Thanks 👍

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

glad you enjoyed

@danielleriley2796 4 ай бұрын

That was good. Nothing brings things into perspective like a common disaster and a common enemy. People are their true selves when they are pushed into a corner and threatened.

@kashkara_8943 2 жыл бұрын

For Glory and the Algorithm

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@o7freedom 2 жыл бұрын

I wish humans were truly like this, maybe one day they really will be.

@dalemorgan8263 2 жыл бұрын

Enough of us are, but we could use more for sure.

@VadulTharys 2 жыл бұрын

We already are.

@azoth9875 2 жыл бұрын

Many of us are, it's just that the vast majority of those with power fall into the group that aren't. Society as a whole is also rather geared towards those who aren't.

@trevtall1094 2 жыл бұрын

We are living in an age of Narcissist Personality Disorder and is causing real damage to our societies.

@Inufan2005 2 жыл бұрын

We are, our media just focuses on the he bad because it drives ratings.

@jeffy1862 2 жыл бұрын

Not perfect but definitely adorable! Keep up the good work dude, and same to all you awesome aspiring writers/authors out there!

@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын

There is almost always an agenda on humans use of humanitarian aid. The economy is a big one and would apply in this situation. Humanitarian aid is economical sensible as the dead don't contribute to the economy.

@gamervox1707 2 жыл бұрын

You forget human kindness is stronger then you think. Even if your logic is ok and correct but that not always the only reason.

@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын

@@gamervox1707 Why is it evolutionarily a good idea?

@gamervox1707 2 жыл бұрын

@@kerwinbrown4180 The more people or animal that are in your group, the more likely to keep on living especially ageist predators or other groups. We are a social species.

@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын

@@gamervox1707 Thank you.

@soffren 2 жыл бұрын

This fits. Humanitarian aid leads to alliances and trade deals. It would profit humanity to be kind, as a debt is a very VERY useful thing.

@TheLazyComet 2 жыл бұрын

stories about fuzzies to give your heart fuzzies

@windsorcorbin1005 2 жыл бұрын

This is the only place people like me can truly escape from the reality of a modern day America in 2022 because when do this hate truly ends, before or after it's burned down and used up 🤣

@matthewbenton4767 2 жыл бұрын

"the meek shall inherit the earth" stay away from the radicals, no left or right, no red or blue, and we in the middle will win eventually

@Floodbait_117 2 жыл бұрын

This is a heart warming one

@discusmaximus Ай бұрын

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

@harrisonglickman1996 2 жыл бұрын

This made me tear up a bit

@Jordy120 2 жыл бұрын

Nice one! Cheers Agro.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

@Necrobadger 5 ай бұрын

THAT LITTLE FIRE PEANUT BETTER HAVE WON

@thecrimsonfkr2818 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm! For the authors! FOR THE READER!

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@rustyshacklford5513 Жыл бұрын

"Suckling at her milk-father's teat" 😂 7:50

@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

a pleasure

@adamorick2872 2 жыл бұрын

Oh thier was a charge. Just not in momentary means, but something much more value. Loyalty

@Gilhelmi 2 жыл бұрын

Loyalty and true Friendship are worth more than than a mountain of gold and silver.

@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын

Favor is better than money Proverbs

@trevtall1094 2 жыл бұрын

One of the better HFYs

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

@ABronzeSoul 2 жыл бұрын

This was a nice story. :)

@JULEMANDEN99 2 жыл бұрын

I love thiese feel good stories

@RW-kn3xp 4 ай бұрын

i swear I heard this b4 still great and happy to hear it again

@michaellively6467 2 жыл бұрын

Love your videos!!!

@draconusspiritus1037 Жыл бұрын

Because it would be a crime against the Universe if there were ice cream and nobody eating it.

@mugenokami2201 4 ай бұрын

Depends if it is in storage or not. I personally can’t eat ice cream. Something in it doesn’t agree with me

@WishBone-ht2mx 3 ай бұрын

@@mugenokami2201hmm. Think it might be lactose?

@mugenokami2201 3 ай бұрын

@@WishBone-ht2mx I drink milk just fine though. Full milk with vitamin D. So yeah…no honest clue as to why.

@WishBone-ht2mx 3 ай бұрын

@@mugenokami2201Well, that’s pretty strange. Maybe you can find some alternative to Icecream that won’t hurt your stomach as much?

@fabrisseterbrugghe8567 2 жыл бұрын

444 is a lovely number, even if it's not first. A/k/a for the algorithm.

@johnlaird6541 Жыл бұрын

Awesome 👌

@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын

Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@theonetodefyall238 2 жыл бұрын

keeper going

@zaneex4043 Жыл бұрын

Oh so wholesome

@Bluegreenman99 2 жыл бұрын

This was sweet.

@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын

[tears ]

@ESPER_Power 8 ай бұрын

Some time ago i hear a similar story, where humans send medic to help a species to cure a plague and them and army when some one try to attack that specie when they were recovering. If some one knew that story, could you please send me the link?

@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын

Make the xenos watch the ancient movie series "John Wick"

@asandrewsilvaw 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@johnkelly8667 Жыл бұрын

Fooorrr thheee allggoorrrithmmm.

@clintwarlick9241 Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm!

@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын

neat

@Christobanistan Жыл бұрын

Also, ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM.

@olegarioberrones1224 Жыл бұрын

Mass suffering bad individual and more importantly not seen ok

@selador11 11 ай бұрын

Clickity click, quickity quick!

@seventhson27 Жыл бұрын

This is the United States today, but then those we help just turn around and spit in our face. :(

@julesmasseffectmusic Жыл бұрын

How dare people you invade and kill by be dreadful that you invaded killed their children, stole their resources. Gunning down kids is freedom. Uvadle uvadle uvalde

@scotthinger6397 10 ай бұрын

If only.

@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын

F.A.S. .. The algorithm turns on autoplay for you. Don't you love it ?

@muninrob 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, both for helping keep my favorite radio show on the air, and for letting me know I'm not crazy - youtube IS messing with my autoplay.

@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын

@@muninrob Ya, it's a new "feature" literally kids youtube has it off by default and everyone elses is turn ON by default. And I havent found a way to turn if off Send feedback and let them know how much you love it eh?

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

its bug , they are looking to fix it

@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril From this morning on Twitter from KZfaq, Fixed clear your cache and cookies (They screw up everyones stuff and WE have to fix it? ......) and it still didn't fix the problem .. I have to replace all my logins now.

@jaywulf Жыл бұрын

SPACE COMMIES!!!

@IronFist9595 2 жыл бұрын

I am having trouble hearing the words, the sentences don't flow, anyone else? Am I going nuts?

@fairwinds610 2 жыл бұрын

Increase playback speed to 1.25; you'll be glad you did.

@jaywolfe9933 Жыл бұрын

You are,in fact , going nuts.

@TheRealInscrutable Ай бұрын

200K

@rosebloodwater13 Жыл бұрын

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

@ragingpsychiatrist5375 Жыл бұрын

Good story but I really don't like the term milk-father

@TrashedRedPanda Жыл бұрын

Really brings a new way of thinking to the term mister mom lol

@tonyneal910 4 ай бұрын

😄❤🐿👍

@jacknomusanom9159 2 жыл бұрын

Click

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

click

@gwaldar7300 2 жыл бұрын

Click

@VadulTharys 2 жыл бұрын

F T A

@toad6284 2 жыл бұрын

@sherylcascadden4988 2 жыл бұрын

@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын

121st, 6 January 2023

@reginaldbull4922 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful story

@medicentio 11 ай бұрын

Humans: You killed our doggos and cattos and expect to live a long, prosperous life? Oh, how mistaken are you. Engage the 𝔼𝕏𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔸𝕋𝕌𝕊 ℙℝ𝕆𝕋𝕆ℂ𝕆𝕃𝕊

@discusmaximus Ай бұрын

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

@theonetodefyall238 2 жыл бұрын

keeper going

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

kept going

@jimmycoyote74 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm